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[–]1InchofPleasure 86 points87 points ago

I like to think that he's starting a new rap career under the alias of R Money

[–]Noze_Zelle 58 points59 points ago

R$

[–]anonymousalterego 13 points14 points ago

It has been over a decade since I wrote anything in BASIC, yet those two characters have triggered a horrible flashback.

[–]Noze_Zelle 8 points9 points ago

sorry, let me just use namespace std;

[–]furtiveraccoon 3 points4 points ago

explain please? :)

I only know basic Java, nothing about BASIC

[–]MineTorA 2 points3 points ago

In BASIC, you used symbols after (before?) variable names to designate their type, $ was used to denote a string.

[–]nix0s 1 point2 points ago

I see an admin share for the R drive.

[–]The_Colonel1292 15 points16 points ago

But he started already

[–]Daegs 4 points5 points ago

This needs more attention... wow

[–]moarscience 4 points5 points ago

You ain't got money and you ain't got jobs

But imma gonna school you like mothafuckin Steve Jobs

Obama got his care but he hatin' on my healthcare

Look at me, R-Money, consolidating all da cash

You can't touch me imma gonna have a blast

Firing people left and right, being Prez, shit that's easy

'Cause I'm R-Money and imma fuckin' be your Prez, dayum fo-realzies.

[–]rocknroll577 19 points20 points ago

[–]Skashua 13 points14 points ago

You rhymed jobs with jobs.

[–]Noze_Zelle 18 points19 points ago

[–]kirkt 2 points3 points ago

...and care with care.

[–]Quashiepow 0 points1 point ago

In today's rap game, rhyming words with themselves is considered having "mad flow"

[–]kirkt 4 points5 points ago

That's funny, I've always considered it "shitty rhyming".

[–]farceur318 1 point2 points ago

His rap career will look and sound exactly like this.

[–]3rdcoastrep 0 points1 point ago

He's just trying to appeal to a different demographic

[–]FrydSpl33n 1 point2 points ago

That's what he takes from us. Our money.

[–]sfurules -2 points-1 points ago

Fucking what? You do know what a conservative is, right?

Like, I'm serious....you are able to comprehend the basic premises behind conservative economic viewpoints right?

[–]FrydSpl33n 1 point2 points ago

I have no idea, I am Canadian. I don't follow american politics.

[–]littleski5 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, it seems like he doesn't realize how synonymous conservative is with idiot these days. As an American in Wisconsin under a conservative Governor, you have it right on conservatives.

[–]sfurules -2 points-1 points ago

Then why the fuck did you even comment? Furthermore, why would you say "our" money if you're Canadian?

[–]FrydSpl33n 1 point2 points ago

Why in the fuck are you reacting like this. You are so fucking serious and can't even take a fucking joke. I'm just trying to brighten the mood and you go and fucking ruin a simple sentence. It's pricks like you that make the world a terrible place.

[–]Highly_RelevEnt 91 points92 points ago

r/money

[–]GeneralWarts 43 points44 points ago

r/omney

[–]oxygn 26 points27 points ago

r/omnomnomney

[–]intensely_human 12 points13 points ago

our money

[–]farceur318 18 points19 points ago

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

[–]mapletape 13 points14 points ago

Call JG WENTWORTH 877-CASH NOWWWWWW!

[–]Ampid 5 points6 points ago

Nice try, JG Wentworth.

[–]Beetrain 1 point2 points ago

It's YOUR money, use it when YOU need it!

[–]X-Craft 2 points3 points ago

[–]Hollyw0od 29 points30 points ago

[–]set123 401 points402 points ago

It's photoshopped

EDIT: And yet, despite being fake ... and a repost ... and not really all that funny ... it still makes the front page. Good job, everyone.

[–]andersonmatt1125 194 points195 points ago

Too late, I'm already voting for money 2012

[–]lfernandes 157 points158 points ago

That's Rmoney.

His ganksta name.

[–]CannibalIowa 26 points27 points ago

Please let there be an r/money

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 21 points22 points ago

[–]fourpac 2 points3 points ago

And guess what the top post is now.

[–]jonosvision 9 points10 points ago

Cats? It's cats isn't it. I'm going with cats.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 3 points4 points ago

Sorry! It's actually A tweet from Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

[–]rosserwaffles 2 points3 points ago

Sorry! It's actually a Louis CK quote

[–]goshfyde 12 points13 points ago

That's r/money. It's secretly his subreddit that he uses for his sinister plots.

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[–]TheB1ade 4 points5 points ago

Slow laugh sinister.

[–]jonnytheman 2 points3 points ago

Thats it we are all doooomed!

[–]ntrabue 3 points4 points ago

DOOOMED DOOOMEDDOOOMEDDOOOMEDDOOOMED

[–]lfernandes 0 points1 point ago

CONSPIRACY!

[–]oneupdouchebag 3 points4 points ago

He has to secure the black vote from Obama somehow.

[–]sj2011 5 points6 points ago

Count de Money!

[–]phildo54 2 points3 points ago

de monaay! de monaay!

[–]BaboTron 1 point2 points ago

Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise.

[–]radiodolf 0 points1 point ago

Or he's a pirate.

[–]jyz002 2 points3 points ago

Aren't we all

[–]WartOnTrevor 1 point2 points ago

Of course it does. It makes Republicans look bad, so it MUST be upvoted! Truth be damned!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/romney/money.asp

[–]munge_me_not 13 points14 points ago

The only thing fake about this picture is the guy standing behind everyone.

[–]B12Mega 3 points4 points ago

Or the other thing.

[–]pyronarwhal 5 points6 points ago

How does everyone know so easily when things like this are photoshopped? I figured they were just in the middle of getting lined up right or something. Is there a certain something that gives it away?

[–]43443405 0 points1 point ago

It's a repost, I remember from the last 8 times I saw it.

[–]Timmcd 1 point2 points ago

The pixels. It's all in the pixels.

[–]Chronzer 0 points1 point ago

I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

[–]SirCowMan 0 points1 point ago

There are ways to determine if a photo has been altered using fancy tools.

[–]gbimmer 1 point2 points ago

You're the only thing I'm upvoting in this thread.

...and EJECT!

[–]Banana_Zombie 5 points6 points ago

Of course it's photoshopped, there twelve more kids they had to cut out.

[–]JoeMoney333 3 points4 points ago

No!, an OP who spends most his time in r/atheism would post an anti-republican photoshopped picture as fact!?

[–]yangx 14 points15 points ago

Its nice to see that all things can be jerked to r/atheism.

[–]midgetparty -1 points0 points ago

You realize almost everything on the front page has been passed through photoshop, right?

[–]Mike12Cali 0 points1 point ago

How do we know for sure which picture was photoshopped? I need proof.

[–]MoonDaddy 0 points1 point ago

The anagram still fits.

[–]kayakman13 0 points1 point ago

Knew it was too good to be true!

[–]BagOnuts 0 points1 point ago

Please. People still think that picture of GW Bush reading a kids book upside-down is real.

[–]bersh 0 points1 point ago

you must be new around here

[–]longshot 0 points1 point ago

This is r/funny, I don't think the bar is really all that high.

[–]jfryk 0 points1 point ago

This is /r/Funny not /r/Politics.

[–]gak001 0 points1 point ago

Yeah... as someone who gets pissed off with all the photoshops of Obama, I looked this up too and I'm happy to let people know that they shouldn't vote for Romney because he's a milquetoast candidate without any real convictions rather than because he has lots of money that he keeps offshore and someone doctored a photo to remind people of that.

[–]InsulinDependent 1 point2 points ago

It IS fucking funny though.

[–]apextek -3 points-2 points ago

yeah? he still sucks

[–]wiltedbouquet -5 points-4 points ago

While you may be right, the link you provide does not present a convincing argument. Actually, I can see no discernible argument one way or the other from that link.

[–]countlazypenis -5 points-4 points ago

we all know that's what he's thinking/dreaming/sexing about.

[–]the_shuffler -2 points-1 points ago

I thought it was funny. I didn't up vote it though so don't blame me.

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point ago

Also politics.. which is AGAINST THE RULES.

[–]TheMissingName -5 points-4 points ago

How do we know that this isn't the real one, and that one is the shopped one?

[–]c_vic -5 points-4 points ago

I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS!

Edit- Is it the all caps or the bad meme?

[–]Michael_Pitt 0 points1 point ago

A little of column A and a little of column B

[–]kdubb666 32 points33 points ago

I see your Rmoney, and raise you Obama making it rain.

[–]Lord_Nuke 25 points26 points ago

That's pretty clearly real. Look at the headbob. No way you can fake that.

[–]Janky_Pants 11 points12 points ago

That guy on the left has a stack of bills on his head.

[–]Goto10 1 point2 points ago

that brick is weighing him down

[–]originaluip -2 points-1 points ago

Hahaha! Yes! I, too, watched the gif!

[–]farceur318 2 points3 points ago

The best part of this is how unenthusiastically that guy on the right is waving the money around. Look at his face, you can almost tell that he's just looking at the clock, waiting to be done filming for the day so he can go home, microwave some old Chinese takeout and watch Ghost Adventures with his girlfriend even though neither of them really likes it all that much.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

you are trying way too hard here

[–]Tormenta263 0 points1 point ago

I think the guy on the left is photoshopped...

[–]georgedubbya43 1 point2 points ago

Makes sense too that its the Arab Money video

[–]The_Potato 1 point2 points ago

Fake, Obama would never wear a cross necklace because HE'S MUSLIM

[–]bunglejerry 8 points9 points ago

R money gets smaller and smaller as it goes, apparently.

[–]Reemertastic 0 points1 point ago

That's his rapper name, R-Money.

[–]hiptarded -2 points-1 points ago

i think you have an extra p in there

[–]SgianDubh 0 points1 point ago

You're really just now seeing this? Have you been under a rock?

[–]cantsay 1 point2 points ago

I have been under rock. How is babby formed?

[–]QuatroCrazy 2 points3 points ago

This was posted months ago.

But such is reddit...

[–]neworleansmane -1 points0 points ago

R MONEY BABY

[–]SDiaz -1 points0 points ago

R-money 2012

[–]IcedZ -1 points0 points ago

I'm just going to call him R-Money from now on.

[–]fire1194 -1 points0 points ago

No you got that right the first time....

[–]duvakiin -1 points0 points ago

Oops... you forgot it was a repost

[–]TheRaymac 0 points1 point ago

So what is the over/under for how many times this will be reposed by November?

[–]jordanbball17 0 points1 point ago

This is funny because money is bad.

[–]php4me 0 points1 point ago

It's photoshopped, but maybe the oops was referring the backwards American flag in the background

[–]Person_On_The_Web 0 points1 point ago

They're all rich, every single politician.

[–]twoclose 0 points1 point ago

clearly photo shopped. can't believe this received so many upvotes....

[–]SoSimPo1 1 point2 points ago

Hes just trying to get his name out in the rap game. r-money is going to be big this summer, just you wait!

[–]mapletape 0 points1 point ago

The worlds about money. The money obama is adding to the national deficit so why not have rmoney?

[–]bigblades 0 points1 point ago

Its a good thing he isn't shamelessly parading his children around to get votes.

[–]redlogicsquare 0 points1 point ago

Looks correct to me.

[–]Toyhunter 0 points1 point ago

The flag is still wrong

[–]GarenBushTerrorist -1 points0 points ago

Oops, accidentally photoshopped a picture misspelling a politician's name.

[–]siamesefightingfish 0 points1 point ago

Prediction this will be reposted 36 times before November.

[–]windy444 0 points1 point ago

That just says it all.

[–]this_sort_of_thing 0 points1 point ago

Young Money!

[–]calabron69 1 point2 points ago

Are we starting a new thread now? /r/money

[–]GlobalVagabond 0 points1 point ago

I first saw this months ago. It's gotta be a repost.

[–]Khiraji 0 points1 point ago

More bars in more places.

[–]NoeZ 0 points1 point ago

I... was wondering if the joke was that the american flag was backwards... how the fuck did this hit front page -.-

[–]yayforwaffles 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he should start going by R Money!

[–]BiccBoy 0 points1 point ago

These politicians are lying to us on a daily basis, who cares if it's altered; it's making a TRUE statement.

[–]Oxilili 0 points1 point ago

Can't spell corruption without money.

[–]Sheeley7 -3 points-2 points ago

It's fake. I can tell by the pixels and I've seen a few shops in my day.

[–]Wally_B 0 points1 point ago

and no one gets the joke/old meme

[–]coleosis1414 0 points1 point ago

I'm votin' for R-MONEY this November!!

[–]VerusDesiderium -1 points0 points ago

You can't have Romney without Money.

[–]svengalus 1 point2 points ago

R-Money was his name back in the hood.

[–]SuperMeatBoi -2 points-1 points ago

REPOSTING FUCKHOLE

[–]LumberStack 1 point2 points ago

Perfect Username.

[–]1CUpboat 1 point2 points ago

Love you. Just had an argument about this.

[–]I_Key_Cars -4 points-3 points ago

The teatards think willard will trickle stuff down on them.

[–]lalondtm -3 points-2 points ago

Oh no, the guy knows how to make money, we better not vote for him...

[–]B12Mega -1 points0 points ago

He knows how to steal money. He's never produced or created anything.

[–]Wally_B 0 points1 point ago

then why did he have to steal? maybe his parents produced or created something? maybe he got lucky and won the lottery? maybe he's fucking brilliant and invested 100 dollars and made millions? or maybe he really did rob every gas station in utah and southern idaho....

[–]BruceVento 0 points1 point ago

Fitting.

[–]1CUpboat -4 points-3 points ago

I can't believe I just realized how close the spelling of "Romney" is to "Money".

[–]Aggnavarius -1 points0 points ago

TIL that associating the concept of money with a politician is an upvote-worthy political statement on Reddit.

[–]GWARgasm -5 points-4 points ago

So now we know the truth of what he's really after!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

get away... get a good job with more pay and you're O.K.

[–]LessLikeYou 0 points1 point ago

Learn to read:

Please NO:

Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

[–]AngryCanadian -4 points-3 points ago

I liked the photoshoed version as i saw nothing wrong there ether.

[–]Old-Hickory -2 points-1 points ago

I like how no one cared Kerry was rich in 04... but now see it's the republican who's rich...

Also this is fake