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[–]DMTryp 79 points80 points ago

please stop. Se7en_sinner... your time is coming to an end. ONE DAY. WE WILL RISE UP. AND DESTROY EVERYONE WHO RAPES CATS AND IS TRAPPED IN REDDIT!!!!!!

but seriously a simple google search will show this is a blatant repost of reposts...

[–]DuHasst123 12 points13 points ago

The guy really does suck. It's all he does.

[–]WereDaWiteWimminAt 0 points1 point ago

  • Bake cookies
  • Separate one from the rest
  • Instant karma

[–]Hailth 9 points10 points ago

Are we in the brandishing-pitchforks phase or are we full blown witch-hunt phase? I don't understand proper etiquette for these situations.

[–]ScrewyInk 1 point2 points ago

you made it worse!

[–]South_of_Heaven 0 points1 point ago

I have him listed as Shitty Reposter in Red, and am at [-38]

I downvote everything he (re)-posts, he even re-posts comments when he responds in other peoples threads...

[–]TryHardFapHarder 5 points6 points ago

Wow I have him with the same amount of downvotes, he and Mind_Virus are a plague of repost

[–]redditisaKhole 1 point2 points ago

you should tag his other one too: suriv_dnim

[–]Le_Karma_Whore 0 points1 point ago

Hey not all karma whores repost stuff :(

[–]gigantepicante 4 points5 points ago

All of his links are reposts... Look at his comments and he mainly uses reaction GIFs, usually not adding anything to the discussion. This man is the karma whore of our generation. And by generation I mean the last two weeks.

[–]fumyl 2 points3 points ago

cracks knuckles

[–]stevesonaplane 3 points4 points ago

omg, he did something other redditors do all time!

[–]seth11111 -2 points-1 points ago

Doesn't matter, still new to me.

[–]BoredValet 35 points36 points ago

[–]FastRedPonyCar -3 points-2 points ago

forever a scone

[–]ANDYBIERSACK 1 point2 points ago

Oh shit did you saw the picture too

[–]FastRedPonyCar 1 point2 points ago

Well now this is awkward... RES didn't expand the picture out all the way so I never saw the caption.

Fair enough...I'll take this one like a man and not delete the comment.

Carry on.

http://i.imgur.com/gJvyj.gif

[–]fuzzthed 16 points17 points ago

Being alone means never having to share baked goods.

[–]uptwolait 11 points12 points ago

Being alone means never getting to enjoy baring shaked goods.

[–]American_Assface 1 point2 points ago

It truly is the best. And no one taking an hour to get ready to leave. JUST FUCKING SHOWER AND BE DONE. I'll be drinking in the living room if you need me.

[–]Bluedemonfox 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately being such a tasty baked good will always lead to your consumption.

[–]White_Luigi 14 points15 points ago

I think this is the first time I've noticed a repost before anyone else...

I know my destiny...

big breath REPOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!

[–]Akiba89 -1 points0 points ago

Congratulations on being a floppy dick....

[–]givealittlelove 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]JustYourAverageBro 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand reddit.... I up vote every post I think is funny and never reposted or down voted posts and this guy gets 8k+ up votes for this shit and I have a total of 6 up votes! Thanks reddit community.

[–]deaglemania 1 point2 points ago

How the hell did this get so many upvotes in the first place before this jackass reposted it? This shit isn't even funny

[–]jezza24 2 points3 points ago

My reddit powers must be getting stronger.. I can now sense reposts without reading the comments.

[–]Fizzster 2 points3 points ago

Just look at the poster.. Se7en_Sinner = repost

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

fuck you seven sinner

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[–]SakeBomberman -5 points-4 points ago

by*

[–]CloseEnough23 2 points3 points ago

Wait, did the commenter edit his comment

[–]SakeBomberman 5 points6 points ago

he did, it was buy before, sneaky bastard

[–]CloseEnough23 1 point2 points ago

What a shame

[–]Austinlyle0 0 points1 point ago

The one in the top left looks like a face too.

[–]Milkwasabadcho1ce 0 points1 point ago

Those tears look delicious.

[–]HoopsMcgee 0 points1 point ago

Forever a scone...

[–]Dojobra 0 points1 point ago

Too bad that cookie looks the most delicious

[–]ajninja21 0 points1 point ago

This picture just makes me want a cookie.

[–]mearvk 0 points1 point ago

Forever a scone.

[–]chuhai 0 points1 point ago

On an unrelated note, I'm so making chocolate chip cookies tonight.

[–]calmcrackers 0 points1 point ago

i see baby jesus

[–]postboredum 0 points1 point ago

It's funny how if this cookie had looked like Jesus it would be a "miracle". However, since the cookie appears to be crying, it's just a "coincidence"

[–]kewlnz 0 points1 point ago

That cookie is ugly. I would never eat it.

[–]Gastronomicus -1 points0 points ago

Great, as if it wasn't depressing enough that I buy tubes of cookie dough and eat them by myself to stave off depression. Even the cookies now remind us of our despair.

[–]computer_karen -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who does not see it?

[–]kebo99 1 point2 points ago

looked for Stevie Wonder novelty account, left disappointed.

[–]TheJanks[!] -2 points-1 points ago

Not for long.... get in muh belly.

[–]siren_testimonial -1 points0 points ago

/r/MemesIRL will think you're a god.

[–]siren_testimonial 0 points1 point ago

Oh, except that from reading other comments, I now see that this is a repost...

For shame, Se7en_sinner. For shame...

[–]njuty -4 points-3 points ago

Don't let solitude chip away at you or it will take it's toll(house)

[–]Tin_Feuler -2 points-1 points ago

He's not alone, he's just baked!

[–]manuman109 -2 points-1 points ago

He won't be forever alone, the cookie will find love and warmth inside my stomach

[–]LexSenthur -2 points-1 points ago

Don't talk to brian. I hear he's actually an oatmeal raisin.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Testicular cookie

[–]crookedview -3 points-2 points ago

Forever adough.

OR

Forever ascone.

[–]Newmans_Own -3 points-2 points ago

Not sure if 'shooped, intentional, or tremendous coincidence...

[–]apullin -3 points-2 points ago

hey, that reminds me of me ...

[–]Akiba89 -3 points-2 points ago

That is... uncanny

[–]craic_of_dawn -3 points-2 points ago

Get in my belly!

[–]Inukii -3 points-2 points ago

Good job it didn't turn out looking like Jesus otherwise the poor atheists would have a hard time denying there is a god.

I'm from Britain btw.

[–]haphaestusmm -3 points-2 points ago

you have this reddit thing down to a science