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[–]Funkenstein34 22 points23 points ago

A google image search for what, dare I ask?

[–]dmd53[S] 34 points35 points ago

"they don't think it be like it is but it do". I was looking for the original Oscar Gamble quote, but instead got...that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

"Mom's Spaghetti" would be my guess.

[–]fucksmith 0 points1 point ago

[–]dingobiscuits 1 point2 points ago

baby food?

[–]wheeldonkey 1 point2 points ago

"Uh oh, Spaghetti-Ow's"

[–]MaleCra 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking Pink Floyd.

[–]bluekeyrequired 43 points44 points ago

Those pesky atheists!

[–]christballs 39 points40 points ago

Eat babies, worship a noodle deity...it checks out.

[–]jyz002 7 points8 points ago

How else do you make those godly meatballs

[–]Millennion -1 points0 points ago

That doesn't make if they worship a deity then they aren't atheists.

[–]disfeariphobia -1 points0 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]DQEight -1 points0 points ago

Well..I already disliked pasta from eating it so often...now I don't think I ever will again

[–]Dreadnaught_179 0 points1 point ago

I know, I used to eat noodles all the time... then they just started tasting disgusting... this just stops it for me

[–]habaker91 0 points1 point ago

That baby needs to sack up and stop crying

[–]wow_great_name 6 points7 points ago

but the tears make it taste bitter. I only eat smiling children.

[–]grazwolf 5 points6 points ago

Goes great with a '97 Chianti

[–]ViolaSwamp 0 points1 point ago

and fava beans.

[–]morganlafitte 5 points6 points ago

all i heard was Pink Floyd in the background

[–]Porcupine_Tree 1 point2 points ago

We don't need no education

[–]scorpion347 0 points1 point ago

We don't need no forced control.

[–]TheYesManCan 9 points10 points ago

What the hell did you search?!?!

[–]TREPHINATOR 10 points11 points ago

"How to get upvotes on /r/atheism"

[–]xxcbr600xx 2 points3 points ago

This is one of those fb post.

"your childhood was awesome if you had one of these"

[–]ReginaldBTrollington 2 points3 points ago

Well I guess we know if it will grind, but will it blend?

[–]flamingllama33 2 points3 points ago

You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!

http://robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/pink_floyd_the_wall.jpg

[–]TheContrarian2 1 point2 points ago

But it's wrong because the baby is ground up before he goes through the grinder. Makes no sense.

[–]purdster83 1 point2 points ago

Lame bullshit advertisements always show the products working so clean and whatnot. There's just no honesty anymore.

[–]possiblypunctilious 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Pink Floyd.

[–]guitarist209 1 point2 points ago

its like the meat grinder in the wall!!!!!!!

[–]metadiver 0 points1 point ago

Ctrl+F "the wall"

Ah yes!

[–]m_e_andrews 1 point2 points ago

why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? to see the face it makes

[–]ichigo2862 1 point2 points ago

looks shopped

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, now I'm hungry.

[–]relishhunter 1 point2 points ago

As an atheist, I like this.

[–]AustinQuincyDubimic 0 points1 point ago

what the fuck is this?

[–]Fildeez 0 points1 point ago

damn

[–]rechtim 0 points1 point ago

This picture is quite literally as old as the internet.

[–]debeauds 0 points1 point ago

Now I have to go to work with this image burned into my brain. What makes it worse is I work at a grocery store near the meats

[–]Allizabeth 0 points1 point ago

What in the hell were you searching again???

[–]suckersponge 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a garbage pail kids card. google lean Jean gpk

[–]alphamanlyman 0 points1 point ago

A Modest Proposal

[–]mr___pickles 0 points1 point ago

Uh-Oh! Spaghetti O's!

[–]Gnisufnoc 0 points1 point ago

Not like they're making you eat it, just A Modest Proposal.

[–]DumboJones 0 points1 point ago

How did JFK get my spaghetti video?

[–]mckv22 0 points1 point ago

What the fucking fuck???

[–]wharthog3 0 points1 point ago

Baby food

[–]flying_fuck 0 points1 point ago

Why?!?

[–]bucketheadshred 0 points1 point ago

Why can't I stop laughing

[–]Y0ur_Moms_Titz 0 points1 point ago

This is probably footage from one of those restaurants that claims, "There's a little Italian in all of our dishes"

[–]Apotheosis91 0 points1 point ago

For what?!?

[–]hungry_brain 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, you did type "baby in a pasta maker" into the search field.

[–]Quixotic91 0 points1 point ago

All in all...

[–]0cacophobia0 0 points1 point ago

KidSketti!!

[–]CrankyOlBastard 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, where do you think GERBER gets the ingredients for baby food?

[–]ALLTEHTHINGS2 0 points1 point ago

... search for what?

[–]hebl 0 points1 point ago

It will blend!

[–]Luvkp92 0 points1 point ago

brings a whole new meaning to dead baby jokes.

[–]Vicious_Violet 0 points1 point ago

Somewhere, an atheist is making sausages.

[–]Huge_pens 0 points1 point ago

I laughed WAY too hard hard at this!

[–]Aurevir 0 points1 point ago

Hmm... I wonder what would happen if I searched for "Baby in a blender being turned into spaghetti"...

What the fuck, Google‽‽‽

[–]bloggy75 0 points1 point ago

Brian? Kid bad luck Brian?

[–]NovaCain 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I laughed?

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

Seventeen year old Abraham Lincoln has some explaining to do.

[–]C-Dub1980 0 points1 point ago

Takes me back to garbage pale kids.

[–]SkinnyMeanMan 0 points1 point ago

I havent laughed like that in a long time, thank you

[–]ryangaston88 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my favourite 'sick joke'

Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?

So you can jizz on it's face.

[–]butterflypoon 0 points1 point ago

Looks delicious.

[–]snappin 0 points1 point ago

I Fucking Love Spaghetti!

[–]thefuckdude 0 points1 point ago

on a scale from 1-10, how cruel is it to laugh histarically at this?

[–]rawboss 0 points1 point ago

We are kind of messed up at my work and most of us communicate using google image search results instead of words in our internal emails. Today's find of the day was the yield from searching 'Mr. Elegance.' (Long story.) The guy with the diamond unibrow was my favorite.

[–]sgt0pimienta 0 points1 point ago

All in all he was just a brick.

[–]Sly_R 0 points1 point ago

I think we have found a new background image for r/atheism.

[–]Ascorsa 0 points1 point ago

Lol what the hell did you search

[–]brokenboomerang 0 points1 point ago

I actually have a lot to do tonight. Thank you for making sure I am done with the internet for the day.

[–]Dayyan1212 0 points1 point ago

Drew Carey?

[–]MaleCra 0 points1 point ago

Obligatory 'The Wall' reference!

[–]4danno 0 points1 point ago

"But I don't wanna be spaghetti!"

[–]gcamacho 0 points1 point ago

Should I cry or laugh?

[–]Grungemaster 0 points1 point ago

I saw that on 4chan a couple of days ago. I thought I wouldn't ever have to see it again. Dammit OP.

[–]Crystal_Cuckoo 0 points1 point ago

You googled 'Baby in a blender' and are surprised at what you found?

[–]kodilynne 0 points1 point ago

...not sure why I'm laughing.

[–]Ryanestrasz 0 points1 point ago

Thats... thats....

Fuck you if you hurt children.

[–]Shy_Guy_Blue 0 points1 point ago

Happy Tree Friends IRL?

[–]ObamasMoma 0 points1 point ago

What way do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expressions on his face. Oh google you sick creature.

[–]zl470 0 points1 point ago

Ah, children in a blender! A gormet dish enjoyed by only the finest of people.

[–]BuffaloToast 0 points1 point ago

Dead baby jokes ahoy!

[–]KookieBaron -1 points0 points ago

He looks like Patton Oswalt...except as a baby being made into ground meat....

[–]Pizzatimedude -1 points0 points ago

Home abortion kits, whats next??

[–]hajmat_ -1 points0 points ago

Haha wtf! :D