Just caught this correlation on my facebook feed

hellochar · 2 months

Is "My GPS is Jesus Christ" supposed to be a sticker on the car? Because right now it looks like you used PowerPoint to overlay some text on an image.

trex88 · 2 months

http://i.imgur.com/pUVGx.jpg

AnHonestQuestions · 2 months

Correlation?

realistic_rita · 2 months

why is there a verse citation under that?!

waywirk137 · 2 months

Relevant

mrpud · 2 months

OP: "My Photoshop is Microsoft Paint"

lityou · 2 months

I wouldn't rely on God directions because it took him 40 years to lead the Jews out of the desert

fauxpox · 2 months

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Benjaphar · 2 months

Correlation? Are you trying to say this was two unrelated images that happened to be posted? My friends posted this last night too and it's combined into one image intentionally. That's the joke. It's obviously the same on your feed since there is no poster info between the two pics.

TheNev · 2 months

was that Martin Sheen?

Gougeru · 2 months

I've seen a few shops in my day to tell this has been edited. Pixels, you gotta check the pixels

php4me · 2 months

You don't seem to know what word correlation means and you photoshopped this poorly. Were you going for irony here.

aqaspecification · 2 months

In what sense is this a 'correlation'?

Killer_Killa_Tequila · 2 months

Jesus: Turn right in 300 ft. Me: But Jesus, that puts me in a lake! Jesus: Aaand? Me: I can't drive on water!!

Wolf_Man92 · 2 months

Jesus take the wheel!

capitan_cathartic · 2 months

Jesus is being a creeper to Bill Pullman.

kiddicus · 2 months

John 14:6

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

So this guy is going to die.

Hellenico · 2 months

I saw this same truck at the Natick Mall the other day

mojo-9000 · 2 months

Jesus, take the wheel!

forever_Crazy13 · 2 months

I'm Christian and I never know if I should laugh at these kind of things. I'm going to be honest, this is hilarious. I'll up vote anyway.

panteradactyl · 2 months

fuck off jesus i'm trying to drive

Spawnlesslurkers · 2 months

Jesus is my Designated Driver, lulz.

F4ll3n4ng3l · 2 months

Something I've been seeing on my newsfeed is "like and share if…" It's really annoying

miphan86 · 2 months

"please make a moral u-turn"

eyereport · 2 months

How about the Curtis Mayfield GPS?

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toosantos · 2 months

Pretty sure I have seen this truck driving around. Since he didn't blur the plate I'll stalk

nsmith458 · 2 months

I love the way it quoted it out of the bible. As of the book actually said "my gps"

number1username · 2 months

I've never read John 14:6 but if it says that, I'd be pretty impressed.

Dannysmartful · 2 months

Who is the other dude? A young Chevy Chase?

Jmohl · 2 months

I bet the song "Jesus take the wheel" is playing in the car as well

boomykoo · 2 months

"Jesus take the wheel."

AWOL_AGAIN · 2 months

Dude. Duuuuuuuude.

This truck was parked across the street from my house yesterday. This exact grey truck. Not photoshopped.

DahnyGober · 2 months

"John 14:6" Yea... I don't think so.

KravenErgeist · 2 months

Yet another excuse for men not to ask for directions.

RzK · 2 months

John:4

So this was really in the bible at John:4?

Catperson99 · 2 months

Jesus take the wheel.

exclusivelyupvotes · 2 months

I have an image of a guy worshipping his GPS. Shouldn't it be "Jesus Christ is my GPS"?

Psychedelic_Leg · 2 months

Letter coloring isn't consistent with the car body. It's shopped.

tehmark · 2 months

No JPS jokes? Man, I love me some puns.

marcusintalex · 2 months

Lost it at lol

Akalinedream · 2 months

I didn't know GPS's said "lol"

greym84 · 2 months

You know how they have Snoop Dogg and whoever else's voice giving GPS directions? We need this with Jesus.

"Turneth right, my child."
"Drive the straight and narrow for two miles."
"Take the narrow road to the left."
"The path to righteousness is a U-turn."
"Repenting." (instead of recalculating)
"You will not reach your destination but through me."

This could be a gold mine...

significantpickle · 2 months

Ahhhhh.....the younger Ozzy Osborne Jesus.

iambilliam · 2 months

In case anyone is curious, the drawing in the second panel is a part of a larger series of drawings intended to illustrate how Jesus is always with you while you do your job. The drawings are unintentionally hilarious and totally creepy. Check them out if you haven't seen them before.

disturbed_pickle · 2 months

I see this truck every day.

CommonMan_Mike · 2 months

It finally happened! I show my co-worker stuff from here all the time and she never laughs. I showed her this and she chuckled.

Jesus IS the answer.

Blink_182 · 2 months

OK so thats either a very stupid photoshopper or a very stupid submitter

TypicalRedditPoster · 2 months

/r/atheism is leaking again! They're such a hateful, ignorant circlejerk! They're just as intolerant as the religions they mock! Bigots! Keep this shit over there!

appleburn · 2 months

again, r/atheism leaking into r/funny...r/funny you just lost some bro points

Axcend · 2 months

I have no idea, it was on my facebook from someone else. I wouldn't doubt that it is real or at least recreated from what someone saw, but since I didn't personally take the picture I can't confirm.

AlexMikomi · 2 months

Jesus! Take the wheel! ...if you're gonna be such a smartass.

stringerbell · 2 months

GPS???

Geriatric Persecution Syndrome?

MyMomIsA_Gay · 2 months

I'm pretty sure that's not what John 14:6 says..

princessheeter · 2 months

One of my favorites of all times.

Nicked777 · 2 months

I hadn't noticed how uncomfortable that guy driving the truck looks until now....

Eheaubaut · 2 months

That dude looks like Bruce Campbell

f3tch · 2 months

Where can I find more of these Jesus pictures?

elskerelks · 2 months

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that's probably not John 14:6....

bigbadfox · 2 months

I feel like the Jesus in these pictures look like the long lost member of this band.

crystaljae · 2 months

Jesus is Mayhem?

lockwoods8 · 2 months

That drawing made me laugh so hard.

XyploatKyrt · 2 months

¡Jesús toma el volante!

slow56k · 2 months

Slightly better than Dave Matthews GPS

doomed_wizard · 2 months

You ain't fooling nobody I was born in Massachusetts and I would never see something like that on a car now I live in Texas and I promise you every time I go out I would see something like that

Breathing_Balls · 2 months

"Take the first left after 100m, my child."

"Recalculating.....recalculating......recalculating......amen."

djramrod · 2 months

Must download the Holy Spirit to update your maps

rolypolyeatingdude · 2 months

TIL Jesus is Mayhem.

AVVIT · 2 months

Would Jesus say lol ?

golden-boy · 2 months

Well, you know correlation implies belief in imaginary friends.

sSamoo · 2 months

I miss this meme

plazma911 · 2 months

Where in the bible does it say that?

2 months

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funny

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