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[–]KnavishSprite 1372 points1373 points ago

Probably for his MeinSpace page.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 265 points266 points ago

[–]Jason2384 65 points66 points ago

Any one else just have to watch the whole thing? I couldn't look away or turn it off.

[–]Locke02 31 points32 points ago

I thought it was amazing

[–]mikem4a1 16 points17 points ago

It was beautiful.

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 30 points31 points ago

I cri everytym.

[–]RJM10_2 14 points15 points ago

I literally watched this 5 times non-stop, my favorite part is when the bald guy starts nodding his head

[–]I_pee_u_chug 16 points17 points ago

seems legit

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

He's moving on up to the East Side? There goes the neighborhood.

[–]mikem4a1 6 points7 points ago

Ah, so this was why Al Gore created the internet!

[–]unjson 1 point2 points ago

This is the best thing I've seen all day.

[–]PossiblyAsian 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the best links... ever... My new theme song

[–]kodywiddak 89 points90 points ago

[–]AlphaRedditor 645 points646 points ago

Nein, it is for his FaceBuch.

[–]Rushm00re 794 points795 points ago

Nein Nein Nein, it is for his Goebel+

[–]DarthContinent 358 points359 points ago

It's for his LinksIn, am I rechts??

[–]crayola_ferrari 414 points415 points ago

Nein, fur die fuhrers deviantÄCHT

[–]Kutchyx 284 points285 points ago

It was Führer his Reddict.

[–]pococoy 229 points230 points ago

Nein fur his instaGramm

[–]curt_schilli 203 points204 points ago

Nein, it's fur his FuhrSquare.

[–]picardythird 239 points240 points ago

He might post on NeinGag...

[–]quaycur 83 points84 points ago

He might even reactivate his Zehnga

[–]bobfrombobtown 24 points25 points ago

His VierSquare. FTFY

[–]KabanaBoy 7 points8 points ago

Nein it's fur his tweechstur

[–]I_Trolled_Your_Mom 2 points3 points ago

I read everything you guys just said in the blonde Germans voice on beerfest.

[–]alexis2044 2 points3 points ago

Hosted at Bildgür.

[–]random_potatoes 144 points145 points ago

Nein, it's for his cReichslist posting.

[–]Yid 34 points35 points ago

Schindler's list.

[–]purple_pancake 4 points5 points ago

Schindler's fist?

[–]SirRuto 3 points4 points ago

[–]Jesushadagoat 138 points139 points ago

All aboard the Karma Train! Nächste Station: Auschwitz

[–]Meatball_express 37 points38 points ago

Nien, thread derailed

[–]Barbarus623 1 point2 points ago

I love train rides!

[–]ADubs62 1 point2 points ago

This... This right here seriously made my entire day. And I am aware of how.. just terrible that is.

[–]tankosaurus 159 points160 points ago

German sounding words

[–]SchruteFruit 53 points54 points ago

I feel like I'm getting spit on.

[–]SeisGurl9 2 points3 points ago

Angrily....

Love German.

[–]thebballer25 4 points5 points ago

VOLKSWAGEN!

[–]bill5125 7 points8 points ago

Deutche Wörter

[–]sychomantis 1 point2 points ago

German sounding sounds

[–]gyrferret 87 points88 points ago

A picture like that would warrant an autobahn.

[–]SBecker30 13 points14 points ago

Ausfahrt.

That's all I've got.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 2 points3 points ago

Ausfahrt is the biggest city in Germany. No matter how far I drove, it had exits everywhere.

[–]wormyrocks 25 points26 points ago

Definitely for Twitterhösen.

[–]John_Wang 87 points88 points ago

goebel pls

[–]milkomeda 64 points65 points ago

fak u goebel

[–]SecretAsianFan 59 points60 points ago

actually is Göring

[–]nastyn8k 2 points3 points ago

As I was reading this, an ad on TV trying to sell one of those gold coins said "Ninety-Nine point NINE, NINE, NINE % pure derp...". Tripped me out, fuck off universe.

[–]Verblocity 68 points69 points ago

Duh, they didn't have Facebook back then. It was for his Freundßter.

[–]theutensil 25 points26 points ago

Nein it vwas for hiz jewtube

[–]Nachteule 4 points5 points ago

Fun Fact: Hitler payed Heinrich Hoffmann to make photographs of himself where he tried new dramatic poses. This is a collection Hoffmann did 1930

[–]divinesleeper 19 points20 points ago

Ja, do they even have MeinSpace on Apfel devices?

[–]newfag_tr0ll 25 points26 points ago

I'd be his Freund. What is the currywurst that could happen?

[–]malcs85 14 points15 points ago

that's awful. but I like it.

[–]123456787654321 5 points6 points ago

In fact, in Germany we sometimes lovingly call it Gesichtsbuch.

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 2 points3 points ago

We do? I never heard anyone say that...

[–]other_one 5 points6 points ago

Then we burn them.

[–]crvic 1 point2 points ago

I believe it is für sein studiKZ Profil

[–]TheAngryGoat 1 point2 points ago

Nah, it's for his dating profile on AryanFriendFinder.com

[–]Longerhin 1 point2 points ago

Lebensraum.

[–]12etcetera 1 point2 points ago

[–]Diceslice 1 point2 points ago

Lebensraum, Meinraum, MeinSpace, MySpace?

[–]PUNCTUATING_TATER 118 points119 points ago

iPhone 4SS

[–]bottleshave 29 points30 points ago

He even used a black and white filter, hipster Hitler

[–]Raging_Hippy 16 points17 points ago

[–]bottleshave 1 point2 points ago

I love the internet

[–]iamrook 25 points26 points ago

It's real, hasn't anyone seen Misfits?

[–]camjam980 3 points4 points ago

"Fooking Nazis..."

[–]randomripper 2 points3 points ago

Yes!! Im so glad you said that. i saw that episode last night before i woke up to see the front page haha. What a co-inky-dink

[–]LilTrins 1 point2 points ago

Where have you been all day? "Just killing Nazi's and beating the fook out of Hitler".

[–]obvnotlupus 335 points336 points ago

My Fucking God, this thread is full of incredibly bad humor

[–]Get_This 117 points118 points ago

Front Page and only 60 comments? Better crack a bad joke and reap some karma! - all Redditors, right now.

[–]HighClimber 32 points33 points ago

I keep going to the next comment to get away from the nazi puns but they never fucking end.

[–]fun-da-mental 21 points22 points ago

I know, reicht?

[–]shadowalker125 1 point2 points ago

It just keeps going... And going... And going...

[–]thatsumoguy07 1 point2 points ago

Reddit with puns, is like reddit with everything else, we don't stop until way after the horse is dead.

[–]cardinals5 1 point2 points ago

Except for the fact that this particular horse was a stillbirth

[–]Redbanded 7 points8 points ago

I love this thread

[–]Clayburn 13 points14 points ago

It's Hitler. What do you expect? No Jews.

[–]Quasid 16 points17 points ago

What's the difference between hitler and seabiscuit? Seabiscuit could finish a race.

[–]mech_eng_2011 1 point2 points ago

i'm going to hell for laughing at that...

[–]Theisos 9 points10 points ago

So bad, it hurts.

[–]helicalhell 7 points8 points ago

Redditor for 4 years. You're a liar, you've seen worse, much worse!

[–]CeeBeast 16 points17 points ago

Just because something Isnt the worst you've seen, doesn't mean it isn't bad. I've seen a Guy stick a jar up his ass and have it break (worst) and I've seen two girls eat eachothers shit. I did not enjoy either.

EDIT: For those asking, here is a TL;DW. A camera is on the ground pointed at an empty room, consisting of just an empty mason jar. A chubby, hairy naked man walks in to frame, and proceeds to squat down in a 'woman peeing in a bush I don't want anyone to see me' position, and he ever so slightly puts this mason jar In. His. Asshole. And guess what? THE MOTHERFUCKING JAR BREAKS. IN. HIS. ASSHOLE. Well now, this man is cool, calm, and collected, and promptly starts removing these shards of glass from. his. asshole. There is a pool of blood under his ass, and there are just glass shards ripping out the insides (say it with me) of. his. asshole. Then he just turns off the camera. There is also a follow up video where he does the jar again (doesn't break this time) but now he sticks the handle of a screwdriver in his dickhole, and then rips it out. NSFL.

[–]ringo_scar 5 points6 points ago

Pics?

[–]Neocrasher 4 points5 points ago

I could link it.. But it's NSFL. Are you sure?

[–]ringo_scar 2 points3 points ago

Ok I've changed my mind. I can imagine.

[–]Shadow647 1 point2 points ago

actually it was chocolate ice cream.

[–]rolypolyeatingdude 192 points193 points ago

Guys, guys! I think this is the year that it's finally okay to joke about Hitler! I've seen more things about him in the last few months, and all are humorous, without even referring to the things he did! There it is guys! 67 years and it's finally not "Too Soon."

[–]YOLOCAUST 452 points453 points ago

About time.

[–]TheKrazyOne 18 points19 points ago

Now we can start planning for the future. 2068 here we come.

[–]SimonHova 23 points24 points ago

Upvoted for the name.

[–]BearBus 46 points47 points ago

I am downvoting your name. It's not even relevant.

[–]bouchard 6 points7 points ago

Someone tell Charlie Chaplin, he'll be all over this.

[–]The_Magnificent 6 points7 points ago

I was making Hitler jokes even when he was still in power! Never too soon!

[–]I3addog 15 points16 points ago

If he were alive I think he'd be pissed to know his image is being used by every politician running for office trying to slander his opponent.

[–]rolypolyeatingdude 43 points44 points ago

I think Hitler would be pissed about a lot of things... He never seemed like a cheery dude.

[–]kinematografi 31 points32 points ago

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 23 points24 points ago

[–]Jayden_2 18 points19 points ago

WE DID IT

[–]jasontimmur 3 points4 points ago

Kind of reminds me of the "HuHot mongolian grill" we have in town, place runs a Genghis Khan theme, what with kids dressed up like the guy and all. I don't know if they're not aware of his history or if it's been long enough that they're okay making light of it.

[–]rolypolyeatingdude 5 points6 points ago

EXACTLY! Good example. It's where figures in history have become so repeated they are now historyless.

[–]DarthContinent 10 points11 points ago

FIST PUMP

[–]xcalibre 5 points6 points ago

FOR YOUR HI-POWER DOUCHING NEEDS

[–]YourOldBoyRickJames 6 points7 points ago

Hey man, 80's movies made the fist pump cool. Not everyone uses it to be a douche. Sometimes for no reason at all, I'll just fist pump then listen to some simple minds. Feels good

[–]sirprizes 45 points46 points ago

I have no puns. What I will say is that Hitler ruined that mustache and the name Adolf for all time.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 17 points18 points ago

Want to see something fun?

http://www.babynamewizard.com/voyager

It's a JavaFlash-based graph of the top 1000 names in the USA for the past 100 years. Go type in "Adolf".

[–]201109212215 11 points12 points ago

Java

Flash

Yes, I am fun at parties.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 3 points4 points ago

... holy crap, they completely re-implemented it in Flash. It used to be a JRE applet. Seriously, it was like the only site on the whole damned internet that still used one of those. I'm impressed - the new one looks almost the same so I didn't even notice.

[–]dmrnj 3 points4 points ago

What? It's showing that its rank fell from the '10s to the '20s. The large drop is a bit misleading since this is showing only the top 1000 names, and it was in the 900s prior, so dropping a bit removes it completely from the curve.

Adolfo around the same time started gaining popularity. It's the Spanish/Portuguese version and never experienced the same stigma. There was a surge of Hispanic influence in the states, especially in the 80s/90s/00s, so it's sensible to see its growth.

[–]MRMAGOOONTHE5 2 points3 points ago

Huh, so he actually popularized it is what you're trying to tell me? Why have I never met an Adolf before?

[–]Diabetesh 1 point2 points ago

Can't you just tell me?

[–]danmalo82 1 point2 points ago

What's truly sickening is the explosion of babies named, "Aiden" and "Jayden" in the last few years.

Fuckin' white people.

[–]simply_shocked 1 point2 points ago

I would love that name if it wasn't his. :(

[–]grabmyeye 2 points3 points ago

Same with 'Chlamydia'. Sounds like such a pretty girl's name.

There was a kid when I was in high school named Adolf.

[–]Bananinator 2 points3 points ago

I'm gonna take a wild guess here, but was he picked on a lot because of that?

[–]grabmyeye 2 points3 points ago

Surprisingly no, people just avoided him.

[–]AntiDeSitter 12 points13 points ago

fantastic, i'm set with Hitler puns for at least.. the next 40 years

[–]lolsail 64 points65 points ago

That's literally Hitler.

[–]throwaway555789 21 points22 points ago

It makes me fuhriorous that you would think that.

[–]dahlkomy 23 points24 points ago

Ah, the ol' Reddit Auschwitzeroo!

[–]ddunit 1 point2 points ago

You mean, lhitlerally? amirite gais?

[–]empw 24 points25 points ago

Literally every comment in this thread is a play on words.

[–]thisissamsaxton 15 points16 points ago

Put these comments in all caps and you have an /r/circlejerk thread.

[–]dan81989 57 points58 points ago

Instagram: the final solution

[–]TheUngroundable 42 points43 points ago

"Do u like my new mustache guys? #YOLO"

[–]Dvwtf 8 points9 points ago

"Who killed all the Jews? #HEYO"

[–]throwaway555789 153 points154 points ago

What's the bet this picture ends up on nien-gag?

[–]Snufflesms 86 points87 points ago

Nein out of Zehn

[–]FloppY_ 49 points50 points ago

No out of ten

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 25 points26 points ago

I need to start incorporating that into the scores that I give girls.

[–]AggieHawk29 15 points16 points ago

*Neun out of zehn

[–]bill5125 14 points15 points ago

Neun außer zehn.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

Neun von zehn.

[–]TravestyTravis 3 points4 points ago

While translated to be correct. It isn't a term that is likely to be used.

[–]bill5125 1 point2 points ago

I just guessed, honestly, hoping 4 year of highschool German wouldn't fail me.

[–]macblastoff 1 point2 points ago

9 except for ten? Let's leave that to the experts...

[–]Daintyesque 6 points7 points ago

Well, us Germans were always ahead of time with technology.

[–]RockDirtRock 53 points54 points ago

The logic is undeneinable

[–]6times9is42 11 points12 points ago

We've been lawyered.

[–]NottaGrammerNasi 18 points19 points ago

As someone who doesn't know how to photoshop, I can confirm this logic is infallible.

[–]Captain_Fuck_It 9 points10 points ago

Ahhh, but his hair is parted in the wrong direction! If he was in the mirror it would appear his hair is parted on the left, but on this photo, his hair is parted on the right...

I'm calling fake guys...

[–]Atario 10 points11 points ago

What the—? Have they put his head on Lincoln's body? Why?

[–]greenearth2 1 point2 points ago

Ctrl-F'd "Lincoln". I was pleased.

[–]C--Flat91 3 points4 points ago

Hitler would have an iphone

[–]throwaway555789 35 points36 points ago

Any pictures of him in his kampfy chair?

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[–]azonfrelli 11 points12 points ago

If führer of any more Hitler puns, let me know.

[–]aerfen 7 points8 points ago

I'll be sure to let you know reich away.

[–]moxiejeff 6 points7 points ago

Rule #1 about mirror shots: the phone in the photo will ALWAYS be square to the image (ie, not at an angle).

Unless of course, it's been photoshopped, but we have already established that photoshop didn't exist in 1939

[–]throwaway555789 4 points5 points ago

That picture is completely adolfable

[–]string97bean 2 points3 points ago

You would think the Führer could at least straighten his tie.

[–]throwaway555789 1 point2 points ago

That tie style was heilly popular in the nienties.

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 2 points3 points ago

Can't wait to see Eva Braun's duckface.

[–]Smart_Patrol 3 points4 points ago

Prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay, pretty good

[–]rwhittak3 5 points6 points ago

No duckface?

[–]blankey2 1 point2 points ago

Only goose step, sorry.

[–]csfreestyle 3 points4 points ago

[–]Mr-Xela-48 7 points8 points ago

Of course it's not fake. Does no-one know Hitler invented the Apfel IchHandy?

[–]NiiruNoRidozu 5 points6 points ago

"Where is mein handy? Hello, and welcome to the BAFTAS."

[–]throwaway555789 29 points30 points ago

Just so Jew know, this thread is hitlerarious

[–]obvnotlupus 4 points5 points ago

I think you're being sarcastic by making intentionally terrible jokes but seeing this upvoted leaves me with mixed feelings

[–]phishf00d 9 points10 points ago

I do love a good gas on reddit. If you concentrate enough it can be hillarious.

Oh well, since I'm probably already well off the deep end...Why did Hitler kill himself?

He got the gas bill.

[–]gggjennings 4 points5 points ago

LOLOCAUST

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Well, you can't prove that an iPhone wasn't sent back in time and that Hitler didn't pick it up and take a photo of himself. Really, at best, you can only be agnostic about this photo being the work of a mountebank.

[–]WollfSK 1 point2 points ago

Yeah reich, like I'm supposed to believe this..

[–]Forumleecher 1 point2 points ago

I call this fake, until I see the pic he took.

[–]Abrinjoe 1 point2 points ago

A lot of morons will believe this is real.

[–]Mrjetsondc 1 point2 points ago

You win. This was hilarious. When is this shit getting re-meme'd?

[–]This_isR2Me 1 point2 points ago

Flawless logic

[–]bluedanieru 1 point2 points ago

You know, people complain that Hitler ruined that mustache, but I don't think he did. It really is just a stupid configuration of facial hair.

[–]njstein 1 point2 points ago

Why be wrong when you can be reich?

[–]yt1300 1 point2 points ago

Totally real. Here he is using it.

[–]91_pavan 1 point2 points ago

Hitler pls!

[–]ilihcma2 1 point2 points ago

[–]stefcio007 1 point2 points ago

This just proves Hitler does have a time machine. obviously

[–]McBiff 1 point2 points ago

I bet siri doesn't give him any shit

[–]LionHeartVIII 1 point2 points ago

If only he had a duckface.

[–]daboyz12 1 point2 points ago

Ein Mann, Ein reich, Ein phone!

[–]tsjr 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, his hair is on the right side, but the apple logo is mirrored.

IT'S PROBABLY FAKE GUYS

[–]candyman420 1 point2 points ago

German people are strikingly handsome. It's time for a new final solution.

[–]MrFredRogers 1 point2 points ago

[–]brillor 1 point2 points ago

A BLACK iPhone, come on Hitler.

[–]CommonCent 1 point2 points ago

Sorry...it is fake. The iPhone3GS didn't have a front facing camera.

[–]santifc 1 point2 points ago

I knew it! I KNEW it!!!! For a moment I though it was real.

[–]Floom101 1 point2 points ago

You can tell it's edited. The edges of the phone aren't even parallel to the edge of the photo. He probably cropped it and added an effect filter with Hitlergram.

[–]Elwarner 1 point2 points ago

Nice selfie

[–]lazyslacker 1 point2 points ago

It's obviously fake, because the top and side of the iPhone don't line up perfectly with the edges of the photo. It's obvious that the phone is at a bit of a skew. Unless the camera in the phone is mounted at an angle, the picture is manipulated. That, or the photo wasn't taken with the iPhone.

[–]Macadamian234 1 point2 points ago

[–]jimkimrim333 1 point2 points ago

[–]AphoticSketch 1 point2 points ago

Photo quality looks legit for an iPhone.

[–]SimpleeSimone 1 point2 points ago

Hitler actually invented Photoshop

[–]Mr-Personality 1 point2 points ago

In 100 years, people will find this and believe it to be real. After 150+ years all "Old Timey" things blend together if you don't care about history. If I said George Washington loved riding his "velocipede", you would be surprised how few people would know something was up.

[–]scottg96 1 point2 points ago

Flawless logic.

[–]joepaulk7 2 points3 points ago

I did Nazi that one coming.

[–]pakron 1 point2 points ago

Sieg Heilarious

[–]grandom 2 points3 points ago

It obviously isn't a photoshop. I can tell because it has no pixels.

[–]snoogins1 1 point2 points ago

Seems legit