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[–]CIoggedsink 8 points9 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I11w-rl6iaY link to the original video

[–]Mules50 23 points24 points ago

[–]nlicious 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. I'm glad someone posted the link. You need to hear how the white waiter says it to get the full effect.

[–]Ophite 0 points1 point ago

Oh wow, I really needed the laughs. Thanks.

[–]AOIM_CubanJ 3 points4 points ago

is that Chris Rock? and where is this from?!

[–]MonkeeSage 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, it's from The Chris Rock Show.

[–]AOIM_CubanJ 1 point2 points ago

damn! it was so short i completely forgot he had a sketch comedy show.

[–]CactusMeat 0 points1 point ago

from the box i'd actually eat it, just not in public.

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

Nigga please?

[–]cappybear 0 points1 point ago

Oh man I forgot about this. Funny funny funny.

[–]VelvetJammies 0 points1 point ago

Well that made my day

[–]JediMasterSam 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the old chris rock show. Classic.

[–]quad_copter_cat 0 points1 point ago

We used to joke about a cereal called "Nut & Bitch". Not sure if my friends made that up or stole it from some stand up comedian.

[–]quad_copter_cat 0 points1 point ago

Ahh. There it is. Thanks!

[–]AnotherMadHatter 0 points1 point ago

Similar to a ? SNL ? skit for breakfast cereal. . .

Man: "Mmmm! This is good cereal!"

Woman (in another room): "What are you eating, honey?"

Man: (reading the box) "Nut-N-Bits."

Woman: (shocked) "wjhat did you just say?"

Man: (louder) "I said NUT-N-BITS!"

Woman: (upset) "How can you talk to me like that!?" . . .

[–]xSPYXEx 0 points1 point ago

Why go through the effort of making a vertical when you can just link to the video?

[–]somecleverusername62 0 points1 point ago

black text no border ಠ_ಠ

panel #8 is the worst offender.

[–]wrenchpilot 0 points1 point ago

this kind of reminds me of Tokyo Breakfast

[–]lite951 0 points1 point ago

[–]SakeBomberman 0 points1 point ago

Nigga please pass the nigga please

[–]SirPwn4g3 3 points4 points ago

Nigga please pass the Cracker Ass crackers.

[–]SgianDubh -1 points0 points ago

So what, we've reverted to silent movies filmstrips now?

[–]Hardcorex -1 points0 points ago

I just laughed for a minute straight, thank you

[–]mrsuperpacman -1 points0 points ago

If they ever made this cereal as a joke I would be the first to buy it