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[–]camperfish 356 points357 points ago

Original Scrubs Video

Men Without Hats music video, because you have a strong urge now.

[–]speccy2 129 points130 points ago

[–]FuckYoureShit 70 points71 points ago

Last but not least

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

[–]Maniacal_Artist 17 points18 points ago

well, that escalated quickly.

[–]Wasgood 3 points4 points ago

I like how the URL has the word Geek in it.

[–]fistman 4 points5 points ago

there goes an hour watching literal videos

[–]reno1051 0 points1 point ago

i know that feel...making my friday even better! total eclipse of my heart is a good one btw

[–]fishmaster2012 0 points1 point ago

I lost my shit on that one.

[–]Ridley87 7 points8 points ago

You just made my night.

[–]PoopsMcG 2 points3 points ago

And now we must watch Literal Take On Me, since it's the Cadillac of the genre.

(I meant Lexus, but I didn't know it).

[–]cameronlams -1 points0 points ago

this needs more upvotes!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I cannot believe how funny that was. BTW, Simpsons has always done it first.

[–]RTrooper 24 points25 points ago

Why didn't OP just link the video? The video is soooo much better.

[–]babyblue17 64 points65 points ago

Because when it comes to choosing between looking at a photo and watching a video the photo always wins. Basic Karmanomics.

[–]EntityDamage 24 points25 points ago

And the video will always be in the thread, up voted. Simple Karma-theory.

[–]DeathToPennies 14 points15 points ago

And there will always be someone who bitches about the way something was posted. Redditology 101, bitches.

[–]Acidic_Jew 0 points1 point ago

And then there will be a discussion that will go meta about discussions about photos and links, and the last comment will shove the whole thread up its own ass and get downvoted.

[–]AmadeusMop 0 points1 point ago

And then, once an observation is made about the meta quality of the thread, an observation will be made about the meta quality of that particular comment. Then, an observation will be made about how meta the comment about the comment about being meta is. Finally, the cycle will repeat itself, the level of meta will surpass supermeta and transcend aleph-null, and the blogosphere will implode.

[–]georgedubbya43 5 points6 points ago

[–]DrVoodoo 0 points1 point ago

^ As does this one ^

As a professor of Karmanomics, I can say that we have successfully demonstrated the dominance of photo over video in relation to karma earned.

[–]quintessadragon 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, the picture is much better if you're at work and sneaking a bit of reddit time.

[–]Wake_and_Blake 1 point2 points ago

Actually it makes it easier for some of us that can't watch a video and listen to it where we are, so a picture fits perfectly.

[–]Inamanlyfashion 2 points3 points ago

I love the look on Turk's face when he realizes he just set himself up for a fantastic joke.

[–]chunkinpumpkins 0 points1 point ago

I love all the looks on Turks face when he is about to say something hilarious.

[–]Baconberry1 8 points9 points ago

[–]MonsterGrunt 1 point2 points ago

I love this anime.

[–]Bring_The_Rain 0 points1 point ago

It's the Lannisters!!!!

[–]vw209 0 points1 point ago

What a horrible name

[–]Chris_c987 0 points1 point ago

...DON'T SAY THAT NAME! It offends ALL TF2 players.

[–]zalapa89 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for my first smile of the day.

[–]reidhasguitar -1 points0 points ago

I keep hearing this song about. Why's it so famous?

[–]AgentVanillaGorilla 16 points17 points ago

One of those extremely catchy 80s pop rock songs

[–]0mudkipz 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure, but rolling stones magazine made it one of it's worst 100 songs when it came out.

[–]reidhasguitar 5 points6 points ago

Really? I like it.

[–]0mudkipz 2 points3 points ago

So do I. But someone over at rolling Stones mag really hates it.

[–]aeiluindae 5 points6 points ago

It's a horrible song from a musical perspective. The melody is way too repetitive and monotonous and everything else is just musically boring, but it's so damn catchy and just hilarious that it becomes awesome.

[–]0mudkipz 0 points1 point ago

I see what you mean, but at least they have a midget, right?

[–]pan0ramic 1 point2 points ago

I preferred their song "pop goes the world"

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 0 points1 point ago

Why is the sky blue? Why is grass green? Questions that shall forever remain a mystery.

[–]fistman 0 points1 point ago

Why is the sky blue?

Because if it was green, we wouldn't know when to stop mowing.

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 0 points1 point ago

Fistman > Wikipedia

[–]lolsail 141 points142 points ago

[–]indyK1ng 80 points81 points ago

Actually, he doesn't care if you dance or not, but he won't be friends with your friends if they don't.

[–]sTiKyt 14 points15 points ago

What if he doesn't dance? 0_0

[–]iKillEverybody 47 points48 points ago

Everybody will die.

[–]KleurenPrinter 12 points13 points ago

That escalated quickly.

[–]farceur318 0 points1 point ago

This is how the world ends.

[–]OccasionallyWitty 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, see, you and him? You're already friends, but he and your friends can't be friends because your other friends don't dance. He's suggesting that you stop being friends with them as well, because of this fact.

So really he's like an abusive girlfriend.

[–]DanOkami 2 points3 points ago

That was actually rather witty for someone named OccasionallyWitty.

[–]Johann_828 1 point2 points ago

It was one of the few occasions.

[–]CantShowTheRealMe 1 point2 points ago

It's just a safeguard.

[–]sheerheartattack 2 points3 points ago

Actually, he is ambivalent as to whether you dance, but it is a fact that your friends don't dance, and therefore he won't be friends with them.

[–]Kinbensha 1 point2 points ago

They don't think they be friends, but they do.

[–]ljones12 0 points1 point ago

What if his friend's friends are also his friends? Do they have to dance or not?

[–]Galifreyan2012 127 points128 points ago

You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

[–]fitzgizzle 21 points22 points ago

Came for the obscure Futurama reference. Was greatly satisfied.

[–]landragoran 20 points21 points ago

Obscure

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]livevil999 3 points4 points ago

So, so obscure.

[–]rileyrulesu 1 point2 points ago

Not to mention, one of them was wearing a hat!

[–]Pheeshy 0 points1 point ago

He wasn't one of the "Men" but just some random.

[–]uberpuber[!] 91 points92 points ago

I miss Scrubs.

[–]thenarrarator 145 points146 points ago

I miss Scrubs so much it hurts sometimes.

[–]Barbwirebird 38 points39 points ago

Ok, umm, you've had a rough day so I'mma let that go for now.

[–]SonOfSamJackson 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why you're getting downvoted for completing the reference.

[–]Reqol 6 points7 points ago

...Brilliant.

[–]runsoutofspace 3 points4 points ago

You're a bad person.

[–]sneakersotoole 7 points8 points ago

I'm watching through the entire series on Netflix right now. Definitely going to be bummed when I finish it.

[–]lefthandedsurprise 36 points37 points ago

For the love of all that is holy, stop at after season 8. Do NOT watch season 9.

[–]Silent_Moments 4 points5 points ago

I ended up watching it out of curiosity.

It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't good either. I agree that it shouldn't of been made, but to cast it out as if it's the worst thing in the world.

At least it was better than Charmed.

[–]kungtotte 7 points8 points ago

Re-watch season 9, but imagine that instead of "Scrubs, Season 9" you are watching the spin-off "Scrubs: Med-school."

It's actually pretty good TV.

[–]Inamanlyfashion 1 point2 points ago

It had a few moments that were actually pretty funny.

"Let a little out. Let it dry. Let a little out. Let it dry."

[–]chunkinpumpkins 0 points1 point ago

it wasn't that bad.

[–]krhick 4 points5 points ago

The thing is, they made such a perfect and beautiful ending in season 8 that there was no point of doing season 9 and the show should simply ended right here.

[–]lefthandedsurprise 0 points1 point ago

I almost cried. It made me so happy.

[–]reparadocs 0 points1 point ago

I REALLY hope this isn't what will happen with Community :(

[–]lockstockedd 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I have been telling people this for a while. There are some good jokes and nice moments. It just doesn't fit as well with the entirety of the series.

[–]Naltai 6 points7 points ago

This, multiplied by 1000. I watched season 9 put of boredom, and I honestly don't know how I finished it.

Seasons 6 and 7 are both kind of meh, but they have decent story fillers (and the musical episode!) in them that makes them at least partially worthwhile.

Season 8 was great though, the second episode about had me in tears with how good it was.

[–]sneakersotoole 6 points7 points ago

Will do. Thanks for the tip.

[–]Realsan 4 points5 points ago

I'm on my 8th run through the series... I might need help.

[–]bdog2g2 2 points3 points ago

When you find that help can you let me know.

My morning ritual is coffee, breakfast, episode of scrubs before I start the day.

[–]Realsan 1 point2 points ago

Haha. It's my lunch ritual

Edit: nobody got the pun on my favorite episode. :(

[–]TheBigYello1isTheSun 1 point2 points ago

It's my DVD ritual for I'm having a rough time.

[–]theoldicetongue 0 points1 point ago

I lost count... I watch it every night before bed and if I'm doing something else - it is on in the background. I don't care. I love it.

[–]edgemaster191 0 points1 point ago

It's perfect background noise! I do this when there's nothing else to watch / listen to or when i just need a good laugh.

[–]asplodedatnt 35 points36 points ago

S S S S A A A A F F F F E E E E T T T T Y Y Y Y

[–]fae7 8 points9 points ago

Turk's expressions are hilarious during that part

[–]kungtotte 1 point2 points ago

You mean any time he's on screen? :P

[–]asplodedatnt 0 points1 point ago

I miss that show so much. Turk and JD have the most beautiful bromance. I didn't watch the last season, is it good?

[–]NotaMethAddict 26 points27 points ago

[–]frankthebunnyrabbit 7 points8 points ago

never noticed this before, but when the song says "running out of time" and turk points to his wrist, it's the one without a watch on it.

[–]Bjeaurn 6 points7 points ago

It's because he does that in the clip. The Janitor got that.

[–]bbibber 1 point2 points ago

How... do you know this?

[–]Bjeaurn 3 points4 points ago

Bell Biv Devoe's Poison is actually some decent quality hiphop! Love that killer bassline.

Also, I'm secretly the Janitor.

[–]bbibber 0 points1 point ago

Then you'll have no problem telling me your name.

[–]Bjeaurn 1 point2 points ago

Glenn Matthews.

[–]t3hzm4n 1 point2 points ago

Hey Tony

[–]Bjeaurn 1 point2 points ago

Hey.

[–]FkYeahVoltron 0 points1 point ago

Gen Maffewf

[–]Bjeaurn 1 point2 points ago

Easy now. Had a terrible speech impediment when I was younger.

ADMIT IT!

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[–]Bjeaurn 1 point2 points ago

Look closer.

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[–]Bjeaurn 0 points1 point ago

Pay more attention to his arms. By the way, did you happen to stuck a penny up the automatic doors?

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[–]Bjeaurn 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, I don't hold fishes on fridays.

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[–]Lampmonster1 9 points10 points ago

Doug is my mother's favorite character. For some reason his constant mishandling of corpses tickles her funny bone. She has an odd sense of humor.

[–]PENISVAGINASEXHAHA 2 points3 points ago

He squeezes that Fire extinguisher a little too much in that scene.

[–]mjolle 14 points15 points ago

I feel this is going to be a decent portion of how I'll behave as a parent. Obscure pop cultural references are not my wifes favorite part of me today, and I'm sure her fondness won't grow when it's relating to kid-issues.

[–]farceur318 3 points4 points ago

[–]mjolle 0 points1 point ago

An article about me? How flattering! :)

[–]TheCodexx 0 points1 point ago

If this makes me an awful parent, I don't want to be right.

Of course, she can also go see awful pop bands and bad films, too...

[–]Classysaurus 16 points17 points ago

[–]12and4 5 points6 points ago

Baaa dowwwwwwwwww (scrubs weird soundeffect)

[–]TheBigYello1isTheSun 1 point2 points ago

"STOP FINISHING MY AWESOME JOKES!!"

[–]MilitaryBees 5 points6 points ago

I'm not tellin Izzy she has a vagina until she's 18.

[–]The_Washingtonian 0 points1 point ago

It may have already come up~~

[–]5herko 6 points7 points ago

I almost feel as if I've been rickrolled. Love the safety dance though.

[–]IceBlueEyes 6 points7 points ago

we can dance, we can dance.

[–]lvd_reddit 1 point2 points ago

Everything is under control.

[–]haggiskiwi 1 point2 points ago

We can dance, we can dance

[–]innocentii 1 point2 points ago

Doing it from pole to pole.

[–]jordanminjie 4 points5 points ago

So then I said, "What if our son wants to take dance class instead of play football with his friends?" and Turk ran off singing Safety Dance.

[–]noreallyimthepope 2 points3 points ago

You should've learned when you told him the Commissar was in town.

(I have no idea what that references, though)

[–]IheartDaRegion 1 point2 points ago

[–]de_tached 1 point2 points ago

[–]inside_your_face 4 points5 points ago

Whenever one of my facebook friends posts depressing lyrics relating to their current relationship status etc, I comment with safety dance lyrics.

[–]big_deal 1 point2 points ago

Is this a new sort of Rick-rolling?

[–]Flying_Hellfish 1 point2 points ago

Remember what happened when you told him der kommissar was in town?

[–]Drunkturtle 1 point2 points ago

Is it already time again for this repost to hit the front page?

[–]mcho19 1 point2 points ago

Is there a way to filter out these posts?

[–]severedfinger 1 point2 points ago

[–]Gamer_ely 1 point2 points ago

geeze, another one like this? just post the video... it's funny

[–]Sennash 1 point2 points ago

My girlfriend, who has been dancing for quite some time, asked me if I wanted a boy or a girl in the future, when I responded boy she wanted to ask me some questions. As a long time Scrubs fan, you can imagine my delight when she asked me, "What if he wants to dance?" I went ahead and pulled this out at Penn Station just to entertain myself.

[–]Omgpolly 2 points3 points ago

Step 1: Take well known funny clip.

Step 2: Take screenshots.

Step 3: Write what they say.

Step 4: Upload to reddit.

Step 5: Receive karma.

[–]DeepHorse 1 point2 points ago

Step 6: ??? Step 7: Profit

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 3 points4 points ago

That you're the one downvoted only proves that most of the people on here have absolutely no idea what that meme actually means.

[–]noreallyimthepope 5 points6 points ago

Nope, it means the Omgpolly's post wasn't a meme and DeepHorse's was a meme that's been overplayed (like most other dead horses)

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 2 points3 points ago

So now we have:

  • People who don't know the meaning of the meme

  • People who don't know the meaning of the word meme

[–]JELLY__FISTER -2 points-1 points ago

It wasn't a meme, a meme is a picture with two lines of text on it

/derp

[–]DeepHorse 1 point2 points ago

Eh, you win some and you lose some.

[–]Mottaman 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad you posted this. I havent seen it in at least 3 days on here

[–]lagadu 2 points3 points ago

3 days? that's like 40 years on the internet!

[–]veryoriginal78 1 point2 points ago

This is one of those endings to a story you'd see on 4chan, minus the spaghetti.

[–]shot_the_chocolate 1 point2 points ago

Dun Dun Dun-Da Dun-Da-Dun Da-Da https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYoSChg1bcE Edit: Sorry

[–]roccosaint 0 points1 point ago

After I saw that episode, that song always reminded me of that part.

[–]DavedDavedson 1 point2 points ago

I FUCKING LOVE SCRUBS

[–]cbfw86 0 points1 point ago

It's like I've watched this whole plot thread develop just by browsing reddit.

[–]isleshocky 0 points1 point ago

You can leave your friends behind...we can dance..

Edit: Great, now I got that song stuck in my head.. I'm sure it's going to be there ALL DAY!

[–]bbdesigncof 0 points1 point ago

Interestingly, they had a daughter.

[–]jayjayjee 0 points1 point ago

fuck yeah scrubs

[–]Stiegerwaldtz 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I see a post with quotes from a show I assume they are watching every episode in a row and that is where they currently are.

[–]sonaaon 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit. Was reading this comic when suddenly I heard a familiar voice coming from my tv. I look up and holy shit....Donald Faison is on Access Hollywood. Now I have the heebie-jeebies!

[–]GOONicus 0 points1 point ago

I still do not understand the premise of the video. I don't get how 80's pop could possibly take place in Medieval times

[–]Aeph 0 points1 point ago

Safety Dance-five. /Todd

[–]magtees 0 points1 point ago

I remember watching these episode and looking up the song XD

[–]panman994 0 points1 point ago

Repost alert!

[–]AAA1374 0 points1 point ago

I love all of the internet because of your Scrubs references. I love Scrubs, so all of you are now my favorite people.

[–]jane_austentatious 0 points1 point ago

This joke doesn't really land the way it should without the video.

[–]fae7 0 points1 point ago

what does "safety dance" even mean? How might one do the safety dance? The video just has a bunch of renaissance faire freaks running around-where's the safety dance?

[–]child_of_yost 0 points1 point ago

I wish i could upvote it more. Also a hint to other redditors: Scrubs posts will get an upvote from me. almost no questions asked.

[–]vaporizor -1 points0 points ago

Sometimes I wonder if people purposely upvote things to see if they can have the dumbest shit hit the front page.

[–]EvaCarlisle 0 points1 point ago

S-s-s-s-A-a-a-a-F-f-f-f-E-e-e-e-T-t-t-t-Y-y-y-y

[–]SecretAvenue 0 points1 point ago

I quote this all the time. I love it.

[–]Rambro332 0 points1 point ago

Ironic...They do end up having a daughter.

[–]WSolstice -1 points0 points ago

S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y SAFETY Dance

[–]EXAX -3 points-2 points ago

[–]iLuVtiffany -1 points0 points ago

Picture doesn't do it justice.

[–]Motarded_Rider -1 points0 points ago

I miss Scrubs. Thank you for this.

[–]TheBigYello1isTheSun -1 points0 points ago

Why screencap this awesome scene?! It does it no justice!

[–]alolerboy -2 points-1 points ago

S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F E-E-E-E

[–]HiImTed -3 points-2 points ago

scrubs sucks and this shit isn't funny

[–]airmike -5 points-4 points ago

the first time i heard this song i was playing world of warcraft in the early wrath of the lich king days, my guild was raiding heigan the unclean whos fight is commonly called "the saftey dance" so my guild mate being the troll/comedian he is began playing this song through ventrillo, it some how boosted our moral and led us to our first succesful attempt at the boss so we made it a weekly routine after that, makes me miss my old guild and the wasted time i spent on that soul sucking game