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[–]CAPT_OBVlOUS 63 points64 points ago

That's not a fuck. That's a bird.

[–]GoreGeared 12 points13 points ago

Living up to your name I see

[–]guyinhat 37 points38 points ago

somebody's a SNSD fan

[–]ESPguitarist 27 points28 points ago

Everybody's an SNSD fan!

[–]UndeadPirateLeChuck 2 points3 points ago

well, except the anti-fans. there are anti-fans for everything in south korea.

[–]TheLifelessOne 2 points3 points ago

Anti-fans are just fans whom haven't come to realize their fandom.

[–]Cyrphix 1 point2 points ago

I'm an SNSD fan. Or shall I say.. a SONE.

[–]lordofthederps 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, I think they may have some tough competition with this group:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEzMH5WWazQ

[–]thirdbell 1 point2 points ago

OP's username...you should look at it.

[–]Lurks_And_Votes 8 points9 points ago

Just because he puts it in his username doesn't make it okay.

[–]thirdbell -1 points0 points ago

It's clearly a throwaway account, so the main motivation for reposting (fake internet points, recognition of your wit and general sexiness) are moot. It's just reposting funny content so it gets seen by more people.

And if original OP (whoops redundancy) loses out on some karma (oh wait! no one checks old threads anyway), then the world...just won't ever be the same again.

[–]Lurks_And_Votes 0 points1 point ago

I don't care about karma, I just don't like seeing the same shit over and over.

[–]Lord_Fat_Ass 2 points3 points ago

You don't understand do you, his username might be relevant. But my Reddit indoctrination tells me reposting is a sin, and that we should go after people who do it. No mercy.

[–]SpidermansFucks 3 points4 points ago

[–]SujuSone 23 points24 points ago

Upvote because of Jessica

[–]csmajor12 7 points8 points ago

SNSD!!!

[–]Jesusisrippin 3 points4 points ago

Bring the boys out!

[–]ilikeapples312 7 points8 points ago

JESSICAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[–]depotman 1 point2 points ago

Don't work in retail.

[–]I_Ruv_Kpop 1 point2 points ago

Huh. Never thought I'd see K-Pop outside of /kpop. Whoda thunk it.

[–]UpvotesForYou712 1 point2 points ago

I see you are living up to your name Mr.Reposting_Redditor.

[–]Detective_Cunt 1 point2 points ago

TIL 'Fucks' come in bird form.

[–]ChinesePhil 1 point2 points ago

[–]Divine_Igniter 0 points1 point ago

Perfect for parents and technology related questions!

[–]hippie_chick74 0 points1 point ago

You just nailed my feelings as well!

[–]Scarmanz 0 points1 point ago

I was think the gif will end with the dove getting shot but still a good one.

[–]flashinius 0 points1 point ago

I work in an internet café. This is the post that best sums up my life

[–]Beastmachine 0 points1 point ago

So you gave a fuck? I prefer to not give a fuck. More fucks to give on blackjack and hookers.

[–]loldinosaur 0 points1 point ago

Another repost

[–]bb23189 0 points1 point ago

[–]PyroSpark 0 points1 point ago

[–]Lothwor 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for snsd

[–]VanillaSn0w 0 points1 point ago

Faith in humanity: Restored.

[–]cronos844 0 points1 point ago

repost, exactly how I feel right now when I give you an upvote

[–]Azr79 0 points1 point ago

inb4 SNSD shit storm

[–]jerebearrr 0 points1 point ago

The amount of SNSD on front page these days is amazing. So proud of our girls!

[–]YouWillFartOnMyBoner 0 points1 point ago

As a dude who lives in South Korea and has to hear and see these people everyfuckingwhere allthefuckingtime (as in literally 5 posters of them in the front window of the tailor store that's below my apartment): fuck you.

People don't understand just how insanely pervasive Kpop is in South Korea itself. You can watch it on the internet when you want to if you don't live here, but the shit is like trying to avoid the sun here. It gets old REALLY fucking fast.

[–]chase2020 -1 points0 points ago

So some asks you for help then gets mad at you you say? Sounds like you've been hanging out with girls again.

[–]col-e -1 points0 points ago

There it goes! Another repost!

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[–]SpidermansFucks 5 points6 points ago