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[–]ClockParadoX 84 points85 points ago

[–]dvsbastard 108 points109 points ago

This pic from that thread deserves a heap of credit:

http://i.imgur.com/W23GO.gif

[–]smokingcolours 4 points5 points ago

from which movie is this scene from? http://i.imgur.com/yT4WZ.gif

[–]Kingdomdude 9 points10 points ago

Last of the Mohicans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=XISEfGV6-70

Pretty solid movie, its streaming on Netflix right now:

http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/The-Last-of-the-Mohicans/686619

[–]alaskaman42 2 points3 points ago

Darth Vader looks like he has a different kind of banana..

[–]AFrogsLife 0 points1 point ago

:D Thanks! I needed more laughs!

[–]withmorten 0 points1 point ago

You call THAT a banana?

[–]BezziVelinov 108 points109 points ago

The longer I watched this, the more hilarious it got.

[–]MauledByPorcupines 39 points40 points ago

the same applies to OP's screen name.

[–]Qweef 10 points11 points ago

I've seen many things go in and out of a woman's anus, a pumpkin is not one of them. PROVE ME WRONG INTERNET.

[–]Shitty_Touchpad_Art 26 points27 points ago

[–]THE_NO_LIFE_KING 19 points20 points ago

I'm gonna print this and put it on my refrigerator.

[–]Qweef 10 points11 points ago

Close enough.

[–]bstampl1 1 point2 points ago

That'll do

[–]MauledByPorcupines 5 points6 points ago

rule 34 on pumpkin

[–]shakensunshine 36 points37 points ago

I would gladly take Aragorn's banana.

[–]IgnatiustheSorcerer 4 points5 points ago

Arwen?

[–]wulfschtagg 9 points10 points ago

I'm thinking Eowyn. Arwen can have Aragorn's banana any time.

[–]HermannTheGerman 1 point2 points ago

But, but ... Eowyn is not interested in Aragorn. That was just Hollywood sugarcoating everything.

[–]arielgw 2 points3 points ago

It's been a while since I read the books (18-20 years ago), but wasn't she?

[–]ungolden_glitter 1 point2 points ago

Yes, she was. The movies only made it a lot more obvious.

[–]HermannTheGerman 0 points1 point ago

Maybe i was a bit too young when i read the books (i read them 4 times, but the last time was more then ten years ago).

Even if so: she is a strong, independent character. A warrior, not a princess waiting for her prince.

[–]ungolden_glitter 0 points1 point ago

You're not wrong; she is more or less strong and independent. She wants to be more like a man, and go out to fight and win glory. To not be caged, in her words. But because that's not possible for her, she's also looking for a prince to protect her and who will allow her to be who she wants to be; she sees Aragorn as that sort of man.

[–]alaskaman42 4 points5 points ago

[–]guaranantartica 17 points18 points ago

That reminded me of this. IMO a lot more of these should exist.

[–]sphericalvoxel 8 points9 points ago

He's just trying to fulfill the Lay of Potassium:

Behold! the hope of Elvenland

the fire of Cavendish, Light of Dole

before the sun and moon were born,

thus the bananas came at last,

from seed to mortal hand it passed.

[–]Todomanna 6 points7 points ago

What? They're rich in potassium! You're going to need your potassium if you plan on getting into Mordor.

[–]bananamunchies 27 points28 points ago

Gandalf sells it.

[–]xMILKSHAKEx 7 points8 points ago

Every time gandalf is in a meme it's just so much funnier.

[–]Qweef 1 point2 points ago

You are a big fan of bananas I see.

[–]bananamunchies 2 points3 points ago

They are my whole.

[–]granty238 4 points5 points ago

honestly did not laugh until gandalf did his wince of shame, but then i laughed my grown-ass balls off!

[–]capnpitz 7 points8 points ago

I bid you banana stand, Men of the West!

[–]mcnubbin 2 points3 points ago

Soraka OP

[–]JoelMontgomery 9 points10 points ago

One does not simply bring a banana to Mordor.

[–]Anonymous0ne 1 point2 points ago

Dear PUMPKIN_IN_MY_POOPER,

Are you related to potato_in_my_anus?

Are you a family of sickos? DO you call it the Aristocrats?

[–]SuperWolf 1 point2 points ago

[–]Thebrokenlanyard 1 point2 points ago

At least it isn't a pumpkin...

[–]The_Painted_Man 1 point2 points ago

10/10 - loved it.

[–]HostileIguana 1 point2 points ago

I automatically upvote anything on the front page related o The Lord of the Rings. I have no regrets.

[–]Elo2121 0 points1 point ago

My face hurts.

[–]Kentowich 0 points1 point ago

Must really hurt to get his left arm into that angle

[–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

Gandy's just pissed he gave his bannana to Frodo

[–]XyZeR 0 points1 point ago

[–]YogsCastaway 0 points1 point ago

No it can't be....it's like the stories....you are POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS's long found brother..

[–]mysterynumber 0 points1 point ago

this was like the fastest loading, smoothest gif i've ever seen. wtf?

[–]Willyjwade 0 points1 point ago

This gif would be perfect if they added the scene after Travolta accidentally shoots the kid in pulp fiction where they look back and the scene with the rock from witch mountain in between Elrond and Gandalf.

That being said fantastic gif who ever made it should receive a sexual favor from a LOTR cast member of their choosing.

[–]icwatudidTHAIR 0 points1 point ago

aww dude SICK; you touch that stuff, SICK

[–]rolypolyeatingdude 0 points1 point ago

This is what I get for browsing 2 sites at once every Phriday.

[–]nathanb065 0 points1 point ago

It brings all the boys to the yard

[–]shtty_beatles 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to count that as one of my 5 a day

[–]manself 0 points1 point ago

where is the poorly timed gimly guy?

[–]pope_fundy 0 points1 point ago

[–]NerdyFuck 0 points1 point ago

hahaha I read it like by manana!

[–]Master_schlicker 0 points1 point ago

Are you, by chance, related to POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?

[–]Svarazics 0 points1 point ago

Oh my non existing god I busted a nut laughing so hard.

[–]asksteevs 0 points1 point ago

I only wish this gif was bigger. This is so hilarious.

[–]imabannana 0 points1 point ago

I have arrived.

[–]garfvader 0 points1 point ago

Bananas are good. Always bring a banana to a party. A fellowship counts.

[–]haggiskiwi 0 points1 point ago

Came here looking for this reference. Not disappointed.

[–]LeBaconator -3 points-2 points ago

This deserves more love

[–]Qweef -3 points-2 points ago

That's what she said

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

A "that's what she said joke." Good one. Never heard that one before.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W -3 points-2 points ago

Dumbledore looks pissed.

[–]Ajcard 1 point2 points ago

Please go slice your balls off.

[–]lordeddardstark 1 point2 points ago

So do Eddard Stark and Agent Smith

[–]AlbinoRobot 0 points1 point ago

Rupert Harris and Michael Gambon played Dumbledore, Ian McKellen played Gandalf.

[–]soal1 -1 points0 points ago

Waiting patiently for the sequel.

[–]sallypants -1 points0 points ago

Yes.

[–]erizzluh -1 points0 points ago

I used to hate it when people said "and my axe" in the reddit comments, but now I do kind of miss it.

[–]jsherman256 -3 points-2 points ago

guys! come on! this is TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED! you guys are so fucking gullible...

[–]Ajcard -2 points-1 points ago

One does not simply have a banana... Anybody?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

LOL!

[–]andrea1rp -3 points-2 points ago

Best thing on the internet today imo

[–]majeboy145 -3 points-2 points ago

Very good, this is so hilarious