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[–]What_isGoingOn 11 points12 points ago

yes when somebody doesn't react to a pizza slap it is an emergency.

[–]Lt_Shniz 5 points6 points ago

Haha, maybe she thought she'd never get another opportunity

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

Seriously, though, if the typical mom was just really tired, that would have woken her up.

[–]neworleansmane 1 point2 points ago

A true hero.

[–]JamieP123 1 point2 points ago

Slaps her with a pizza .... Well that's about all I can do.

[–]dinosaurzez 1 point2 points ago

Let the cheesy puns commence.

[–]Lots42 -2 points-1 points ago

I bacon't think of any puns.

[–]down_vote_magnet 3 points4 points ago

2/10... just terrible.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't help myself. I'm just a big ham.

[–]Pike1914 -1 points0 points ago

You look like you need an upvote.

[–]ImA_NiceGuy 0 points1 point ago

That was a half-baked pun

[–]CollegeRadioGuy -1 points0 points ago

Olive seeing kids save their parents like this.

[–]CollegeRadioGuy -1 points0 points ago

Olive seeing kids save their parents like this.

[–]Stoneman20 1 point2 points ago

When I was a kid I threw a pizza at my brother when I was angry at him... I wasn't a very smart kid.

[–]hooof_hearted 0 points1 point ago

[–]broaris 0 points1 point ago

The fact that she doesn't burst out laughing amazes me

[–]lemoncholly 0 points1 point ago

Not cool. Do you know how many people go blind from Pizza shrapnel?

[–]IHeartTheInterwebs -1 points0 points ago

"Oh Shit, I can't wake Mom up!"....well, I know I would wake up from a slice of pizza to the face.....shit that didn't work...what now...what now....OH YEAH...I'll call 911!. I'm a HERO!

[–]eatsa_pizza -1 points0 points ago

eatsa_pizza approves.

[–]dontbait -1 points0 points ago