(No Country for Old Men) Brother, I've been there. Seriously I had sex with this girl for about 3 months, wore a condom everytime, pulled out before I came, the whole 9 to prevent a kid. I was 16 at the time. I also had to get a total of 4 I believe pregnancy tests over that much times. Cool thing was I bought the first one, went back to the store with the box containing the used test in my hands, walk up to the shelf, grab a fresh one, and then return that, then come back and buy it again with that money, it worked like charm. Long story short she starts with the whole "you don't have to wear a condom." At 16 years old and knowing that feel, I was all about it. Then some amazing clarity shot into my mind, like cum into the back of the girl you're dating's eerily anticipatory pie hole, and said no, don't do it. We end up breaking up about a month later. She gets knocked up 2 weeks after that. Bonus points she fucked a lot of dudes in that amount of time (apparently I broke her heart) and gets knocked up. The kid in all actuality is amazing and he's always excited to see me, I even taught him how to ride a 2 wheeler no joke, but is def. not mine, no chance at all. Long story short some things are too good to be true (fresh, near virginal pussy with no jimmy cap, that feel). You gotta keep your head up. Take care Reddit. TL;DR I identify with OP and have a similar story about crazy OAG.