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"More attractive than you think" - German ad for craftsmen (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Alofat 155 points156 points ago

Here is their very brilliant TV/Cinema ad. No German needed.

[–]doubayou 24 points25 points ago

I know you said no knowledge of the German language is required, but I really want to know what the narrator says at the end. Any german speakers want to help me out?

[–]THEHIPP0 38 points39 points ago

The text before he tries to make fire: "What would live be without craftsmen". He then says: "Shit." Afterwards the narrator says: "Craft. The economical power from next door."

[–]doubayou 1 point2 points ago

I'm late in replying, but thank you :)

[–]Alofat 19 points20 points ago

"What would life be without the trade/craft." - "The trade/craft. The economic power from next door." Handwerk includes every job that either builds, makes or repairs something, like baker, smith, mechanic, plumber, construction worker, hairdresser, tailor, blacksmith etc.

The dude at the end, who tries to make fire, says "Mist" (lit. manure) - crap.

[–]doubayou 0 points1 point ago

I'm late in replying, but thank you and the other poster too.

[–]drchaos2000 7 points8 points ago

what would be life without artisans. artisans the nextdoors commercial force.

[–]AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 2 points3 points ago

I must know that song...

[–]red_bull_of_juarez 4 points5 points ago

It's called "Stell dir vor" ("Imagine") and was written specifically for this ad.

[–]Elemmakil 6 points7 points ago

You should also not that the add was pulled from German TV after an the earthquake in Haiti or Japan. Not sure, which one.

[–]JRoch 8 points9 points ago

I was thinking that the Elementary forces like Friction and Strong Nuclear Force took a day off at first!

[–]WhatIRead 15 points16 points ago

I don't want to Melvin, but since you bothered to do it first, I must insist that you observe the niceties:

There are four fundamental forces.

Friction is not one of them.

[–]fffggghhhnnn 10 points11 points ago

• Earth • Fire • Water • Air

[–]WhatIRead 1 point2 points ago

Depends.

If you're a final fantasy guy, pretty sure one of those is lightning.

[–]KuloDiamond 3 points4 points ago

Love.

[–]cC2Panda 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean heart.

[–]McAce633 2 points3 points ago

You forgot boomerang

[–]Squishumz 7 points8 points ago

For those that are curious:

  1. Strong
  2. Weak
  3. Electromagnetic
  4. Gravitational

[–]WhatIRead 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[–]hoof_in_mouth 14 points15 points ago

  1. Higgs Boson Force
  2. Hugs Bison Force
  3. Pigs Bison Force
  4. God

[–]JasonMacker 3 points4 points ago

Melvin2 : He didn't say fundamental force, he said elementary force. That's a nonstandard term so you can't really correct him when he's not even wrong.

[–]WhatIRead 0 points1 point ago

Melvin3: Nonstandard is generous. It's probably more accurate to refer to it as "wrong." But I didn't want to pile up on him and point out that there is no such thing as elementary forces.

[–]loba333 0 points1 point ago

You make nuclear physics sound easier than breaking an egg

[–]SchroeKatz 2 points3 points ago

They actually did not air it for very long, since the earthquake in Japan happened shortly after. Bad luck.

[–]rophl 1 point2 points ago

Most of the crunching metal sounds in that ad are the same as those in this video. Bizarre.

[–]Kotton 4 points5 points ago

Marketing; You're doing it right.

[–]t55 0 points1 point ago

It is like that in other countries without proper craftsmen. Glad I live in Germany.

[–]Mein_Tarnaccount -1 points0 points ago

Great ad. I stopped watching after a minute, but it shows off german craftmanship, right?

Edit: Humour. Not a fan? Ok.

[–]silentkill144 -1 points0 points ago

What did I just watch?

[–]Chloeasha 84 points85 points ago

Why am I smiling at a picture of manbutts?

[–]SimQ 14 points15 points ago

In Germany we sometimes call it "Herren-Dekoltetè", which means mans-cleavage. So it's not just funny, it's also witty.

[–]ghazkull 6 points7 points ago

"Bauarbeiter Dekolleté", "construction worker cleavage"

[–]panzerschrekk 0 points1 point ago

around here it's "bauarbeiter ausschnitt" (construction worker cleavage)

[–]quitte 1 point2 points ago

dachdecker dekollete. Für die Alliteration.

[–]wpiman 26 points27 points ago

My God, I am a closeted homosexual...

[–]Grizzlee 8 points9 points ago

Came for the confused boners; was not disappointed.

[–]JamesKillough 12 points13 points ago

As a gay butt pirate, I find these images disturbing and confusing.

[–]unanimous_coward 5 points6 points ago

As a straight butt pirate, so do I.

[–]linkkjm 7 points8 points ago

As a pirate, Arggghhhhhh

[–]Unit4 1 point2 points ago

Do they call you sir butt pirate?

[–]JamesKillough 0 points1 point ago

I'm old. More into classical poop

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 2 points3 points ago

Second one looks like a woman to me.

[–]CARoth 34 points35 points ago

Tricks straight guys to look be attracted to another mans crack,

But only works if he shaves.

[–]workyawn 19 points20 points ago

Shave them titties!

[–]PapauNewGuinea 19 points20 points ago

I wanted to punch my computer when the hair grew back.

[–]mareksoon 6 points7 points ago

Thanks for the tip! I left a lone, solitary hair so I could take more time to admire the shorn boobs.

[–]PapauNewGuinea 0 points1 point ago

I did the same thing!

[–]IByrdl 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck...?

[–]Gunner4life 15 points16 points ago

I don't think hairy cleavage is attractive.

[–]darkside17 23 points24 points ago

Do you think the girls know they are the butt of the joke?

[–]sparx483 13 points14 points ago

No need to be an ass about it.

[–]GTAking33 13 points14 points ago

Enough of the wise cracks.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad that somebody's trying to put an end to this.

[–]liberalis 1 point2 points ago

Just splitting hairs now, hairy splits.....crack.

[–]CommanderCooper -1 points0 points ago

Did you hear about Thomas Edison's marketing department? Their job is to sell you light.

...That hurt to type.

[–]TheHooDooer 32 points33 points ago

Who's ass is that hairless?

[–]Shamwow22 2 points3 points ago

Male models who know they're going to be posing for a picture where their ass is supposed to look like breasts? Iunno.

[–]Buscat 8 points9 points ago

These asses are shopped for sure.

[–]oli-wan_kenobi 1 point2 points ago

They're some of the most shopped asses I've ever seen

[–]metalhead4 1 point2 points ago

I am a 21 year old male with a non-hairy ass. I don't shave it or anything either. I should also note that I don't have hairy feet and I don't have hair around where my boxers always will rub. It seems that the tighter articles of clothing i've worn over all the years has stunted hair growth in those areas. I believe this is true because my legs and arms are pretty hairy.

[–]SethKadoodles 8 points9 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]the_infinite 0 points1 point ago

I found this very difficult to masturbate to.

[–]G0R3 3 points4 points ago

I need a shirt like this!!!!! where can I find one. Im not quite sure how to google it. Butt cleavage shirt????!?!?!?!?

[–]fullfrontaldisorder 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly what I came here to say!

[–]Shey16 3 points4 points ago

"Are you staring at my ass?"

"No, uh, I was... uh... I was staring at, uhhhh, at her chest?"

[–]Mastrik 3 points4 points ago

That's the longest time I've stared at plumber butt, ever.

[–]shakefrylocksmeatwad 4 points5 points ago

Somehow women pooping from their cleavage doesn't do it for me.

[–]AlwaysLogic 8 points9 points ago

Brilliant design idea, no one will get offended now.

[–]Contrapaul 13 points14 points ago

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that this is not offensive in Germany.

[–]jesus_herself 4 points5 points ago

Am i the only one that sees this and feels a little sad for all the black men unable to enjoy this shirt?

[–]Jesushadagoat 8 points9 points ago

Why because you don't think black women on shirts are attractive? Way to be racist

EDIT: Oh I get it you don't think black people can be plumbers! Way to be racist

EDIT 2: Oh I really get it this time, you think black men aren't allowed to enjoy shirts with white women on them! way to be racist

EDIT 3: I'm starting to get the feeling I might be the racist

[–]CommanderCooper 5 points6 points ago

Might want to dial it down on pretending to be an idiot. People here might not get it.

[–]AllMyExesAreCrazy 2 points3 points ago

Plumber on the right isn't wearing shoes.

[–]gideonhelms2 9 points10 points ago

Some people prefer you do if you're working in their carpeted area. Work boots can get filthy.

[–]zdiggler 1 point2 points ago

Only your workman comp won't cover if you have accident because you don't have your safety gear on.

[–]Cyralea 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he`s Canadian/Japanese.

[–]Squishumz 2 points3 points ago

Did you just use a backtick instead of an apostrophe?

[–]Cyralea 3 points4 points ago

Maybe I'm Canadian/Japanese.

[–]lookattheduck 1 point2 points ago

I used to work at a plumbing company, it's common practice to take your shoes off before you go into a house.

[–]cakeeater2 2 points3 points ago

Motorboat that!

[–]FreshlyMinted 2 points3 points ago

This... actually agrees with the evolutionary psychology idea that boobs evolved as mock butts. I've never seen that until now.

[–]DisguisedRope 2 points3 points ago

It was tough but I managed to masturbate to it. Wait a minute... Those are not breasts! O God... What have I done...

[–]schaner 2 points3 points ago

masturbate to a mans ass

[–]deathstar_janitor 1 point2 points ago

this almost ruined breasts for me, for a minute.

[–]Beastwallet 1 point2 points ago

I....can't....I can't stop looking at them...

....I think I'm gay.

[–]LiriX 1 point2 points ago

would fuck

[–]po_t8_toe 1 point2 points ago

Too bad that no plumber's ass-crack is that clean shaven.

[–]zeebrow 1 point2 points ago

That would NOT work with the amount of hair on/around my ass...

[–]ErroneousOnAllCounts 1 point2 points ago

Let us hope that they don't employ any hairy gentlemen...

[–]bullet_101 1 point2 points ago

As a trades person under the age of 25 I strongly support this. Every time I go to a convention/meet up for my trade I can count the number of guys under 30 on one hand. Most of them are over 40, some of them 50. Retirement age for most trades people is lower than 65 as you tend to wear your body out before then. We are going to need a lot more trades people soon, otherwise its going to cost a ton more to get things fixed than it does now

[–]idk112345 2 points3 points ago

People in Germany always say that if you want to make decent cash as a craftsman you can always go to the states as the high skilled German craftsmen are pretty high in demand. is that really true?

[–]James_Hacker 1 point2 points ago

The issue is there's very little support for training. I had a friend who wanted to become a joiner and ended up spending the best part of 5 years trying to find an apprentership. Maybe it's different in your country.

The happy ending is last time I saw him he was working as a scaffolder.

[–]bullet_101 1 point2 points ago

Here in Canada its ok. I had a hard time getting my former employer to register me because every time he would send a guy for training, they'd quit when they got back. I realized when I got back from my 3rd level training that it was because he severely underpaid us (I was getting paid 14$ an hour. Most guys in my course were getting paid 20) As soon as I got back I got a job offer for 25. They were pretty much begging me to start. The journeyman who was teaching me came with me to this new job where they actually begged him. They offered an extra 500$ cash to start the following Monday (leaving my old boss 2 days notice) and 30$ to start.

[–]Spineline 1 point2 points ago

I know for a fact that someone out there has now jacked off to another man's asscrack.

[–]Black_Apalachi 1 point2 points ago

BEWBS!

[–]ForTeaSixAndTwo 1 point2 points ago

Fap level: Plausible?

[–]KingofCraigland 1 point2 points ago

Eh, I'd try it, but I still don't think people will enjoy a girl with a hairy chest.

[–]iamastranger 1 point2 points ago

Mr. Wiener is ... confused

[–]wonglik 1 point2 points ago

Girl on the left have better boobs.

[–]shifty1776 2 points3 points ago

Relevant

[–]rimrimpimpim 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't matter, saw boobs

[–]unholyrage[!] 1 point2 points ago

Ya no me gusta.

[–]townie_immigrant 1 point2 points ago

My boner is so confused...

[–]someguynamedjohn13 0 points1 point ago

Not very appealing when you think of all the hairy craftsmen

[–]iFartSunshine 0 points1 point ago

That's not going to work very well for men that don't shave their goddam ass.

[–]stoogiebuncho 0 points1 point ago

...but I poop from there

[–]taylerbillzomb 0 points1 point ago

Wow! Your cleavage is a bit smelly... And furry.

[–]officialchocolateman 0 points1 point ago

Titty fuck!

[–]downtotheground 0 points1 point ago

Damn it.

[–]funkydo 0 points1 point ago

Um, yes, yes, do it!

Where to buy?

[–]MustachioBashio 0 points1 point ago

is that the girl from sportsnation on the right?

[–]MrsHippie 0 points1 point ago

Maybe not such a good idea: http://i.imgur.com/hSCa7.jpg

[–]stuartcho 0 points1 point ago

Are they Hollyoaks girls?

[–]surfnaked 0 points1 point ago

Not if those butt cheeks are furry. That would be just weird.

[–]Wesley2016 0 points1 point ago

A plumber without shoes on. What is this world coming to?

[–]Jukepot 0 points1 point ago

Dude, I don't need tits. I'm viewing some sweet German ass. Coupled with the workboots... mmmm.

[–]nathanb065 0 points1 point ago

Im sure this hasn't been said in a while but, as a guy, I have the weirdest boner right now. . .

[–]you_are_not_prepared 0 points1 point ago

I am so very confused right now.

[–]doodlebutter 0 points1 point ago

Ok so what would happen if the guy was black?

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

In Dutch, it's called a stratemakersdecolletee which translates to "bricklayers cleavage".

[–]cercant01 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no... why does virtually all advertising/marketing presume that all viewers are straight males obsessed with boobs?

[–]RAPECANDY -1 points0 points ago

I see what they did there.

[–]SpaceCampDropOut -3 points-2 points ago

I guess there's no people of color in Germany that are plumbers?

[–]Alofat 6 points7 points ago

About 0.5% of the German population is black or mixed. And both of those man could be Turkish, which is Germany's biggest minority.

[–]zdiggler -1 points0 points ago

Also in Small Town USA. Our McDonald and Taco Bells staffed with 100% white people. And they still get the order wrong, lol!

[–]VicYesterday -1 points0 points ago

No, no, no, no.

[–]justguessmyusername -2 points-1 points ago

Nice shaved asshole.

[–]mcknicker -1 points0 points ago

Goddamnit, Reddit...

[–]ninni113 -1 points0 points ago

Penny D:

[–]nikubae -1 points0 points ago

Sexism at it's best.

Oh, I can feel the hate already.

[–]giegerwasright -3 points-2 points ago

That guy's ass makes for a horrible pair of titties.

[–]TeCuervo -5 points-4 points ago

Wow. Those are some hairy boobs.

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