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[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

Summer Dresses

[–]scruffy01 102 points103 points ago

You MIGHT come off as a bit creepy.

Just a heads up.

[–]RandomPerson200 50 points51 points ago

Remember: Only if he is unattractive.

[–]CeeBmata 2 points3 points ago

If you're caught being unattractive... look out!

[–]daleadil 13 points14 points ago

Unless he's wearing sunglasses...

[–]SanchoDeLaRuse 15 points16 points ago

[–]stopmotionporn 1 point2 points ago

Pfff, since when was harrison ford ever able to look creepy?

[–]Doc88 1 point2 points ago

pshhhh you know you like it when a guy gives you a good old eye raping from head to toe.

[–]deceptisean 12 points13 points ago

I'm replacing the Michael Jackson popcorn gif with this when I see arguments online.

[–]nyehh_squidward 15 points16 points ago

I never really realized why guys were so obsessed with yoga pants until I googled it

[–]believe_me 28 points29 points ago

As in girls don't know yoga pants make their butt looks nice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Nyehh squidward....nyeeehhh squidward....

[–]Levait 2 points3 points ago

Because they are so comfortable of course! They are neat!

[–]kelscarriere 52 points53 points ago

OP is the reason I am scared to go places alone.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

Are you insinuating he's like a rapist?

[–]zacistan 9 points10 points ago

It's also insinuating he still won't look if she was with someone.

[–]Vandyyy 0 points1 point ago

I am SO not a raper.

[–]bjbyrne 11 points12 points ago

Do you wear yoga pants or short shorts, and if so why? Serious question. Is it for comfort, or to look hot?

[–]ooowl 10 points11 points ago

I dont know about short shorts, but yoga pants are SO comfortable. Much more so than jeans.

[–]MississippiAtheist 1 point2 points ago

Jeans are uncomfortable?

[–]jillyboooty 9 points10 points ago

Compared to a lot of things, yes. I'm a guy and jeans are way less comfortable than gym shorts.

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[–]bjbyrne 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, I'm a middle aged fat guy and I am pretty sure there are laws against me in yoga pants... with the exception being if I was going shopping at Walmart, then it would be ok.

[–]foxxygrandpa 3 points4 points ago

You're beautiful no matter what. I still say give it a shot.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Do I see a spongebob reference in your name?

[–]foxxygrandpa 1 point2 points ago

Yes! You're the first one to notice. I love you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

i got your back :)

[–]foxxygrandpa 1 point2 points ago

Foxxygrandpa and Hey_Im_Naked would make an excellent team.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YES.

[–]Famaz 0 points1 point ago

Listen to foxxygrandpa on this, dude.

[–]paperarcade 0 points1 point ago

comfort. try some on and see!

[–]skeeto111 3 points4 points ago

You're afraid of men looking at you?

[–]EndiveMassacre 6 points7 points ago

Because he's stationary? Every guy you walk past is going to ogle your goods. It's the way it is.

[–]Dieck_Pwns_All 0 points1 point ago

Unless he's gay.

[–]Hippster -1 points0 points ago

He probably will too, checking out the competition.

But, really, I know gay guys that are good friends with girls and will be allowed to eye bang the girl and tell her how she looks.

[–]foxxygrandpa 0 points1 point ago

Its true. My gay friends have gotten away with touching some of there girl friend's boobies.

[–]Hippster 0 points1 point ago

I see it too often, they will literally be able to see them naked and whatever just because they're gay and the girls don't care or they're trying the make the guy straight. IDK, girls of Reddit why do you allow this behavior from gay men but not straight men?

[–]foxxygrandpa 0 points1 point ago

They're gay. They don't want to have sex with me and they don't think of me as a potential partner. It's the same with girl friends, we just change in front of each other at sleepovers or trying on clothes for convenience. I don't think we have some alternative motive to turn any gay guys straight haha.

[–]Hippster 0 points1 point ago

You can do that with straight guys too though, they'll just be a little more interested. :)

[–]jgibran 14 points15 points ago

You might enjoy r/girlsinyogapants.

[–]Apollo64 1 point2 points ago

If you have access to the internet, why would you settle with yoga pants of all things?

[–]HiiiiPower -4 points-3 points ago

this is one of the creepier subreddits on reddit. there are pictures that are of girls that don't know they are having they're picture taken

[–]jgibran 11 points12 points ago

Don't shoot the messenger, I don't contribute to that community.

[–]HiiiiPower -1 points0 points ago

i didn't think you did or anything i was just saying.

[–]EndiveMassacre 2 points3 points ago

It's about as creepy as knowing that random strangers are going to think about you while masturbating after seeing you at the beach, sitting behind you in class, seeing you at the gym/supermarket/watering flowers.......

[–]HiiiiPower 8 points9 points ago

there's a difference between looking and taking a picture and posting it online for a bunch of strangers to look at.

[–]NextName -4 points-3 points ago

What is the difference, though? Strangers are probably going to look at you if you're attractive, regardless of the medium.

[–]F5_supermonkey 0 points1 point ago

thanks for making it all better.

[–]EndiveMassacre -3 points-2 points ago

why downvote the truth?

[–]crezley 2 points3 points ago

i only upvoted for the .gif.

/confessionbear

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I've always said this.

You straight guys have chicks in yoga pants. Us gay guys have straight guys in short shorts going for a run with their crotch bouncing around. Glorious.

[–]SanDiablo 5 points6 points ago

Context is off for anyone who's seen the movie. He's actually upset she's not eating and disrespecting the locals.

[–]balls_in_da_mouf 4 points5 points ago

You were eating bugs and grubs while watching the girls? That's just creepy and nasty...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

LOL AND NEVER TALKING TO THEM

[–]Xenopus_laevis 2 points3 points ago

You should try asking some of them out. You just might get some........Bad dates.

[–]Moodada -3 points-2 points ago

wrong movie.

[–]redditor85 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I had forgotten how hot younger Harrison Ford was.

[–]Handyland 0 points1 point ago

I'm a straight man, but I would be ALL over that.

[–]NateDogTX 0 points1 point ago

Do you have any further pictorial evidence to support this claim?

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 0 points1 point ago

i also like to watch the girls go by, dressed in their summer clothes. but sometimes i have to turn my head, until my darkness goes.

[–]sailingonward 0 points1 point ago

Harrison Ford was much younger 20 years ago

[–]Protikon 0 points1 point ago

You don't say.

[–]sensors 0 points1 point ago

are you aware of /r/reactiongifs subreddit my fine friend?

[–]evilzergling 0 points1 point ago

Why would they be wearing hot yoga pants AND short shorts?

That's a weird fetish to have...

[–]Omeya 1 point2 points ago

You're on campus in July?

[–]kpdunphy[S] 4 points5 points ago

summer classes

[–]ainesey 0 points1 point ago

Never heard of summer classes, eh?

[–]latinloner 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for your taste in movies.

[–]Bassmasta79 0 points1 point ago

imagine my life as a lifeguard at the college leisure pool. I get paid to do that shit and the women wear less clothing.

[–]Costa21 -5 points-4 points ago

One of the many reasons I miss college

[–]Caziban -1 points0 points ago

inb4 r/feminism

[–]onestepforwards -1 points0 points ago

pervert?

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[–]bjbyrne -3 points-2 points ago

More like 70%

Some are self pics, some are obviously smiling for the camera.

But I see your point.

[–]Jak2Rich -1 points0 points ago

I'm at the beach for a week, same.

[–]iownachalkboard7 -1 points0 points ago

I used to live right next to the campus tennis court. It was nice. I'm glad my school would never ban the "tennis grunting".

[–]clenchuplegolas -1 points0 points ago

Why are they wearing both at once? That doesn't seem like a savvy fashion choice.

[–]gettheboom -1 points0 points ago

I clicked on the comments hoping to find some links to relevant photos. I am disappointed Reddit.

[–]Skooter27 -1 points0 points ago

Get a life

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[–]str8slash12 1 point2 points ago

Reddit is not a place for you, young one.

[–]ChuckNorrisEPIC -2 points-1 points ago

Just gave the 999 to 1000 up vote...no big deal