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The pedophile in Sims (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Spysix 136 points137 points ago

Someone needs to dump their bladder.

[–]Crim91 64 points65 points ago

Onto the child?

[–]Spysix 54 points55 points ago

If his name is R. Kelly.

[–]thelovepirate 40 points41 points ago

Haters wanna hate.

Lovers wanna love.

I don't really want,

None of the above.

I want to piss on you!

[–]tre101 18 points19 points ago

normally I Don't Do This

but I'm Gonna Hit Ya'll Off With A Little Taste Of The Remix

Pick You Up From The Club

take You Home To Make Some Love

Got a Surprise Close Your Eyes

I'm Gonna Cover You With Suds

I'm Gonna Give You Some Poo-Poo

I'm Gonna Give You Some Pee-Pee

I'm Gonna Give You Some Doo-Doo wash It Down With Some Wee-Wee

This Is The Remix Edition Of The Song About Pissing

I Got That Peeing, Leaking, Reeking, And There's Juice In The Kitchen

[–]boomrobot 10 points11 points ago

drip drip drip

[–]AngryEnt 4 points5 points ago

I want to poo on you too.

[–]SchottGun 1 point2 points ago

Gee thanks. Now I'll be watching Dave Chappelle clips the rest of the day. No, I'm serious, thank you. :)

[–]SlasherPunk -4 points-3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]SchottGun 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZN565uhnGc

[–]byslexic 1 point2 points ago

Into the child

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 26 points27 points ago

ʘ◡ʘ

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

Chilledchaos is amazing. Here is the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZMrMg7f1c&feature=plcp

[–]medahman 12 points13 points ago

7:07 is the part, for those curious.

[–]Chilledchaos 16 points17 points ago

awwww....ty!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

No problem. It was fun playing MC with you and the other teamspeakers last night. <3

[–]Spysix 2 points3 points ago

almost makes me want to play sims again err I mean, I never played it before, what's that?

[–]Phunk131 67 points68 points ago

Just lookin' for that muscly-armed paperboy!!

[–]birdnerd 3 points4 points ago

Number 18.

[–]BluGFlame 4 points5 points ago

That's not #18 at all!

[–]ablebodiedmango 5 points6 points ago

Mmmmmmmm

[–]afganistanimation 0 points1 point ago

don't forget to stretch those creamy hamstrings!

[–]foley316 72 points73 points ago

I laughed way harder than a normally adjusted person should. I blame the internet.

[–]thekeanu[!] 36 points37 points ago

No way, this shit is legitimately funny.

One question, though: Is that a normal thing that can happen in the Sims?

[–]Daidra 39 points40 points ago

Well they normally do make eye contact with one another when they get close enough, but I have no idea what's up with that face. I guess he was just designed creepy.

[–]Ironfruit 23 points24 points ago

"It's not my fault, I was designed this way!"

[–]gbramaginn 4 points5 points ago

"It's not my fault, I was designed this way!"

The inflection you put on "designed" made it sound fabulously pervy

[–]Serbaayuu 6 points7 points ago

Sims tend to make faces like that if you've edited them beyond their default facial features at all. There's a lot you can do with Create A Sim, and weird expressions happen all the time. Even if they're not doing anything. I once had a Sim where a slight facial movement would turn into a grotesque clownish grimace.

[–]here_for_the_lols 3 points4 points ago

This guy's got a point. It's funny.

[–]ThickPiss 2 points3 points ago

I would have if I wasn't at work, i had to stifle it and that made it worse

[–]Pastaface 33 points34 points ago

Oh, Shepard..

[–]Genmaken 40 points41 points ago

Me gusta

[–]CptFlwrs 5 points6 points ago

The Starchild makes complete sense now.

[–]sTiKyt 0 points1 point ago

Still a better ending

[–]Hughcumber 1 point2 points ago

He kind of looks like Guy Pearce in Memento...

[–]Chilledchaos 11 points12 points ago

Thanks fellas, I keep seeing this pop up all around the web (Reddit, Tumblr, FunnyJunk) I posted it a couple of days ago...but uh...I suck at titling stuff lol

[–]thebigboy155 6 points7 points ago

GODDAMMIT KENJI!

[–]inkdallup 5 points6 points ago

this must have been outside the sims wendy's

[–]keyboardlover 16 points17 points ago

I figured it was near the Sims Penn State campus.

[–]IThoughtInsideTheBox 5 points6 points ago

Bazinga

[–]jgibran 5 points6 points ago

TOO SOON.

[–]czach 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/9Djrr.gif Introductions.

[–]Stregano 17 points18 points ago

Who the fuck plays sims with little boys running around in their underwear and then makes videos about it? ಠ_ಠ

[–]xilpaxim 28 points29 points ago

The guy that made this video?

[–]JupitersClock 14 points15 points ago

If you watched the video the kid gets off the bus and strips.

[–]Chilledchaos 9 points10 points ago

The kid has the insane and neurotic trait...so he just kind of...does what he wants. I should Know...im the unfortunate father >.>

[–]lucas-hanson 5 points6 points ago

Um, it's a gif. Jeez.

[–]AeroZeppelinIV 7 points8 points ago

Seeing this reminds me of Chinman...

[–]ThunderGyra 7 points8 points ago

Oh god yes

[–]muthafuckenbeetroots 38 points39 points ago

That feel when you post this same gif 23 hours ago and it only gets 23 karma :(. I have been robbed of the glory.

[–]EpicJ 77 points78 points ago

It's fake internet points they mean nothing unlike likes on facebook which can save people's lives.

[–]BigMchugeLarge 35 points36 points ago

Welcome to Reddit

[–]muthafuckenbeetroots 3 points4 points ago

BUT THE GLORY!!!

[–]CFChunx 21 points22 points ago

Just try again tomorrow.

[–]thekeanu[!] 9 points10 points ago

Luck plays a part with most posts on Reddit. The perfect combination of users browsing the new shit, the first batch of comments, the title, etc.

There is no need for sadness if you understand the system, even on a superficial level.

Just keep posting good content - your number will eventually come up.

[–]Chilledchaos 8 points9 points ago

the feel when you are the person who played the game...and encountered the pedophile...but all you got was dirty looks and a few karma haha

[–]bradsmr 2 points3 points ago

holy shit its internet points who cares

[–]muthafuckenbeetroots 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, was sarcasm.

[–]i_yurt_on_your_face 2 points3 points ago

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[–]NufCed57 2 points3 points ago

My strategy in Sims 3 was to 'farm' a mate; find a teenage girl, befriend her, get close, then marry her the day she became a young adult. That way, we could have like 40 kids, right up until I died. Don't ask why.

[–]lifegambler 1 point2 points ago

The guy looks like Jared Leto in Fight Club

[–]Hazynites217 1 point2 points ago

DAT ASS!

[–]Makes_You_Smile 1 point2 points ago

I am more worried that someone actually took time to make this.

[–]saadistic16 1 point2 points ago

So that's where Jamie Kennedy went.

[–]Shannobnob 3 points4 points ago

That Dustin. I never trusted him.

[–]coffeedillards 0 points1 point ago

Feelsgoodman.jpg

[–]Sergio623 0 points1 point ago

oh dear god

[–]KerriBeary 0 points1 point ago

Hide yo wife! Hide yo kids! He's raping e'erbody!

[–]Aragathorn 0 points1 point ago

I seen that guy before.....

[–]baalsitch 0 points1 point ago

Sim-gusta

[–]kdpha 0 points1 point ago

Owen Wilson?

[–]Tekun 0 points1 point ago

Bladder: FULL

[–]ZOMGROFLCOPTER 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn I wish I had more than 1 upvote for this

[–]obfuscater 0 points1 point ago

This gif was constructed so perfectly hilariously.

[–]I_could_be_right 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, I upvoted a pedo.

[–]Siempre818 0 points1 point ago

Dude.... Your sims bladder is about to explode......

[–]Sir_Hilarious -1 points0 points ago

Nothing original here...

[–]MrsGreenTea703 -1 points0 points ago

http://youtu.be/ls-trlRPdHk

[–]StarcraftMethod[!] -5 points-4 points ago

this is so mediocre, looks like reddit is dliuting if this is getting upvoted so heavily

[–]sum_dude 1 point2 points ago

school's out, wait a couple months

[–]StarcraftMethod[!] -2 points-1 points ago

haha, shit, I actually forgot about this. Thanks for the reminder :D

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Here is a version without "dat ass"

[–]UberZeal -3 points-2 points ago

You made me laugh, So fuck it, have a upvote!

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