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[–]vekb 225 points226 points ago

The more celebrities that speak out against what Chris Brown did, the better.

[–]showmepotatosalad 118 points119 points ago

Yea but didn't she recently do a collaboration with him? She's a dumbcunt too.

[–]BlowItOutYerAss 39 points40 points ago

What's worse is they are being spotted together all over the place now. Fine example to set for the kids.

[–]reddKidney 10 points11 points ago

haha funny....pretty sure we are miles past "fine example to set for the kids" in modern r&b and hip hop

[–]Flobblem 3 points4 points ago

There are many good rolemodels in modern hip-hop, it's just that they are not proliferated in the industry.

1) Blackalicious

2) Aesop Rock

3) Mr Lif

4) Mos Def

5) Camu Tao

6) Scroobius Pip

From the top of my head.

It is a shame that despite having better styles, beats and lyrics most underground or independant hip-hop artists never get the recognition they deserve.

[–]AchillesGRK 33 points34 points ago

While I agree she is an idiot, it is not her responsibility to be an example for children. She is a sex symbol that sells music, if a child finds that to be a role model then the problem is probably their parents.

[–]Toof 27 points28 points ago

Eh, parents aren't the only influence on a child's ideas and development. Society and friends play a large role, too.

[–]KuztomX 18 points19 points ago

It's the teens that are all fucked up. They think Chris Brown is a great guy and that he and Rihanna make a "great couple".

[–]duvakiin 36 points37 points ago

ಠ_ಠ no. we don't.

[–]Clunkk 3 points4 points ago

Not all of us. Some of us do. Some of us really fucking do, and it makes me sad and worried.

[–]barrel_of_sharks 4 points5 points ago

"team breezy" does

[–]RancorousC 4 points5 points ago

#teambreezy *

[–]IAmLamby 5 points6 points ago

I personally disagree with them being a great couple hate them both and think their music sucks ass, but what you said is true about most other teens...

[–]Annarr 0 points1 point ago

A handful of teenagers = every single teenager anywhere in existence.

[–]vekb 0 points1 point ago

Trust me, I am 19 and the last thing I want to see is any people together if their relationship is abusive mentally, emotionally or in this case, physically. If someone is in a situation like that, they need to get out of there. Anyone who thinks these two should be together is a flat out idiot.

[–]I_Smell_Old_News 0 points1 point ago

I thought so as well, but that was months ago...

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

Why don't they speak out against John Lennon too?

[–]South_of_Heaven 4 points5 points ago

The difference is that John Lennon is dead, so he has kind of paid the price for all of his misdoings...

Chris Brown still gets to wake up every day as a shitty person and continue to influence other people to do the same...

[–]urabusxrw 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else think that Brown's studio (IDK if Rhianna has the same one) paid or forced her to get back with him so they can make more money off of Chris Brown?

And what ends up happening is that hundreds of girls probably got back with boyfriends that beat them because of this fucking cunt rhianna.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 152 points153 points ago

Beat the shit out of is right. Here's the arrest report. Brutal.

[–]Kyato 31 points32 points ago

That's messed up :(

[–]breakingthelegs 35 points36 points ago

I'm just surprised with all that money, still using Tmobile.

[–]BobbyDash 3 points4 points ago

As opposed to...

[–]benthejammin 0 points1 point ago

TMobile gets a lot of hate but I got the Galaxy S2 for Christmas when none of my friends had 4g. It was great rubbing that in their faces. Never get dropped calls, its not pricey, and if they get good phones besides the S2 then it'll be great.

[–]MakeThemWatch 24 points25 points ago

honestly it almost sounds like she could of died. he was choking her out at one point. did he get any jail time for this? why is he not still in jail?

[–]ineversaidbatman 24 points25 points ago

Because he's a celebrity. They aren't subject to the savage laws of mortal scum like us.

[–]swingawaymarell 10 points11 points ago

Because she wasn't a dog. Ask Michael Vick what I mean.

[–]jdowney83 8 points9 points ago

This, but also shouldn't Rhianna be held accountable too, by not pressing charges she is really setting a horrible example. I think her not pressing charges, then working with him has given him a "pass" in many peoples minds (not mine, btw)

[–]RandomWeirdShit 2 points3 points ago

No, I don't think that would help anyone, especially victims of domestic violence. Considering most of them don't press charges and go back to their abuser...

[–]caboose1234 3 points4 points ago

it only gives him a pass to people who would give him a pass anyways, regardless of what logic they had to use.

[–]FuRyluzt 3 points4 points ago

wow.

[–]antidaily 9 points10 points ago

But not 'literally'. She didnt have shit come out of her. Just sayin.

[–]thehollowman84 42 points43 points ago

I dunno, did you see Battleship?

[–]crazedcanuck 0 points1 point ago

ah.. you have discovered a long term side effect of getting the shit beat out of oneself.

[–]GoSioux14 103 points104 points ago

OP's name is quite appropriate.

[–]Tashre 11 points12 points ago

It's not hard to game reddit for karma.

[–]barrel_of_sharks 4 points5 points ago

[–]Tashre 12 points13 points ago

Hell, there's no conspiracy about it, it's blatant reposting and it works.

[–]barrel_of_sharks 4 points5 points ago

Hahaha all of these people saying "well first I downvoted but then I saw OPs username and upvoted!" are upsetting me too. YOU DON'T HAVE TO UPVOTE REPOSTS OR BAD CONTENT BECAUSE THE OP'S USERNAME CORRESPONDS TO SAID CONTENT

[–]ciberaj 4 points5 points ago

I upvoted it because I didn't see it before. Isn't that kind of the idea of upvoting?

[–]barrel_of_sharks 0 points1 point ago

Yes. What is not the idea of upvoting to me is seeing that this is a repost, then upvoting anyway because OP's username is "I_Repost_A_Lot." Even if it was supposed to be a novelty account, that doesn't mean that you should upvote something you've seen before, or in the cases of other novelty accounts, something you wouldn't otherwise find funny.

[–]KosherHam 1 point2 points ago

I don't mind reposts- but things like this are not even topical.

[–]ThaddeusJP 0 points1 point ago

Redditor for one day and already at 900. WE ARE WITNESSING THE START OF HISTORY HERE PEOPLE!

[–]kebo99 11 points12 points ago

Who's the other guy he's referring to? Mel Gibson?

[–]digging_for_fire 16 points17 points ago

Bret Ratner. He was directing the Oscars, then made some homophobic remarks. The show and Ratner parted ways soon after.

[–]westsideHK 8 points9 points ago

I thought it was about Ricky Gervais?

[–]Kyle-Overstreet 0 points1 point ago

I think the guy who directed Antichrist and Melancholia. Lars Von Trier.

[–]Abtein 0 points1 point ago

Sasha Baron Cohen is always a choice

[–]zmann 0 points1 point ago

Maybe himself?

[–]prince_of_tacoma 0 points1 point ago

Lars Von Trier. Said some pro-Nazi things then made Melancholia (IMO one of the best movies last year).

[–]Chaser1314 17 points18 points ago

You could literally repost the shit out of this picture, and they would still give you almost 900 upvotes.

[–]I_Repost_A_Lot[S] 0 points1 point ago

BING BING BING, WE HAVE A WINNER!

[–]Gengar1221 48 points49 points ago

Chris brown really is a fucking scumbag. Man I wish I could meet him in person and tell him exactly what I think of him. Really - he is just a fucking... AH. I really cannot even put into words how much I hate his guts.

[–]Furrypawsoffury 40 points41 points ago

I worked with this asshole last year. He's a prick. An unappreciative fuck. It was funny to watch the president of a certain movie studio pay him lip service and as soon as he was out of earshot the pres says, "That's the dumbest mother fucker I have ever talked to." Fuck Chris Brown.

[–]macaronie 1 point2 points ago

sounds legit

[–]Furrypawsoffury 2 points3 points ago

He stars in a 3-D dance movie coming out early next year. Shouldn't be hard to figure out who I'm talking about.

[–]Captain_Aizen 17 points18 points ago

I know that feel bro. The only reason he apologized for what he did at all, was because it was affecting his ability to make money.

[–]2yrnx1lc2zkp77kp 1 point2 points ago

for future reference if that wasn't just an absent minded typo:

Affect and effect are two separate words, one (affect) is a verb as in the condition of causing an effect while effect is just well...the noun, the physical outcome.

Sorry if that was just a typo, just trying to help.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 2 points3 points ago

I wish I could meet him in person and tell him exactly what I think of him.

Assuming he even gave you the time of day, what makes you think he'd give a shit about your opinion?

He'd probably laugh and ask you how much money you have.

You can take the thug out of the projects, but you can't take the projects out of the thug.

[–]JustGlock 4 points5 points ago

It's funny how this is almost down voted to Zero.

It's obvious CB thinks this way. He's an ignorant asshole. His song "look at me now" It's just rubbing it in peoples faces. Look, I have such a following of dumb as fans I can do no wrong.

T.N.A.

[–]BathofFire 1 point2 points ago

But then he'd just throw a bottle at you lololol.

[–]goldpimpwang -1 points0 points ago

Why not just beat the shit out of him until he died? You need to speak his language if you want him to listen.

[–]rlars7 11 points12 points ago

Chris Brown is such a no-talent assclown piece of shit

[–]ICantKnowThat 7 points8 points ago

Oh, he's got talent. But he's certainly an assclown.

[–]Swag_Turtle 4 points5 points ago

It's true guys and don't let you bias affect this man's karma.

I think Chris Brown is a horrible piece of shit but he is a talented musician. You don't have to be a good person to be talented.

[–]dcurry431 1 point2 points ago

The problem with calling Chris Brown a musician is that would imply he writes his own songs (music and/or lyrics). He doesn't.

[–]Annarr -3 points-2 points ago

Musician

  1. A person who is talented or skilled in music.

  2. A person who plays a musical instrument, esp. professionally.

Songwriter

A person who writes popular songs or the music for them.

[–]dcurry431 1 point2 points ago

Ooh! This man has a dictionary!

[–]Annarr -2 points-1 points ago

I'm a chick, and I was just pointing out that a musician and a songwriter are completely different things. Just because someone doesn't write their own song doesn't mean they aren't a musician.

[–]benthejammin 0 points1 point ago

Musician? No his music is crap. He's a crazy good dancer.... but that could attributed to genetics.

[–]Annarr -1 points0 points ago

In your opinion* his music is crap. Just because you don't like something doesn't make it bad.

[–]Firewind 1 point2 points ago

What hateful things is he referring to in the first panel?

[–]Dubrock87 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for honest username.

[–]WarAndRuin 1 point2 points ago

I think I will just leave this here

title comnts points age /r/
Seth Rogen dropping truth bombs 2coms 5pts 1mo funny
Seth Rogan on the Oscars 1com 0pts 1mo funny
Seth Rogen nails it. 155coms 734pts 1mo funny
Seth Rogen gets it right. 1784coms 2723pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]HighPlainsDrinker 2 points3 points ago

Saw this repost coming from a mile away.

[–]GarenBushTerrorist 4 points5 points ago

DAE hate beating women?

[–]RobLives4Love 0 points1 point ago

i do. but i hate rihanna more.

[–]HighPlainsDrinker 0 points1 point ago

Me

[–]kevlarbomb 1 point2 points ago

I swear I've seen this about 137 times in the last 6 months of reddit.

I'm gonna repost this in about 32 days and reap some KARMA

[–]khutchins10 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty glad it got reposted. I'm quite busy, so I miss a lot of the original posts. It may have been posted 137 times, but this is the first I've seen of it. As a user who has seen something I've never seen before, posted it, and had reddit say, "oh snap, you reposted this shit!", OP is okay by my book.

[–]AtheistMartyr 1 point2 points ago

[–]Daneruu 1 point2 points ago

How MANY TIMES do I have to see this picture on the front page?

[–]Waadap 1 point2 points ago

Yep, and he did the first 40 times this was posted too

[–]Rebelgecko 1 point2 points ago

I don't 100% agree with this article, but here's some food for thought

[–]calm_collective 2 points3 points ago

Everyone that beats their partner should be shunned out the industry and swiftly thrown in jail. There is no place for it. For me - and I think this may be the case with other like minded people - the reason the Chris Brown incident struck such a chord is two-fold. For one, we saw the pictures of the beaten Rihanna. Secondly, it involved two very public figures that were and still are part of pop culture. It isn't that what Chris Brown did was worse than, say, what Charlie Sheen did, it's just it is more of an obvious focal point for hate and justified outrage.

I believe the message is 'we shouldn't let these abusive people off the hook and forget what they did' - and if that means retroactively giving Charlie Sheen even more shit for being batshit crazy, then I can live with that. I don't personally believe if he was white my reaction (or most other people's) would have been one iota different.

[–]Means_Joules 0 points1 point ago

This has to be one of the most re-posted pictures on reddit.

[–]FUCKEAGAMES 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say something about this being a repost but then I saw your name.

[–]-layzee 0 points1 point ago

What is he talking about in the first picture?

[–]cincyfan04 0 points1 point ago

His fuckin name is I REPOST A LOT.

ALL Y'ALL ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.

[–]UsurpingAbyss 1 point2 points ago

Relevant username.

[–]muggyrooster177 0 points1 point ago

This guy does re-post alot.

[–]thejimanator 0 points1 point ago

We see what you did there OP

[–]PraetorianXVIII 0 points1 point ago

you DO repost a lot

[–]random_digital 0 points1 point ago

The Oscars have their Chris Brown. His name is Roman Polanski.

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[–]ThexFrOsTx 16 points17 points ago

Look at the username

[–]minasmorath 5 points6 points ago

reddiquette

"Please don't:

Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote."

[–]gosuprobe 0 points1 point ago

yes, reddit is a content aggregator. you are going to see the same thing multiple times. that's the point.

[–]Ireallywantedtocomen -1 points0 points ago

This man is fkn awesome

[–]PTTGx2 -3 points-2 points ago

I don't get it. That isn't even have grammars.

[–]Wausau -1 points0 points ago

If you repost on reddit you shouldn't be allowed within 100 yards of a computer, especially with a name like this guy.

[–]J_Jammer -1 points0 points ago

The Grammys are the Basketball of awards. They like the thugs.

[–]NATESOR -4 points-3 points ago

Unless Rihanna actually shit herself as a result of the beating, Seth Rogen is LITERALLY misusing the phrase LITERALLY.

[–]olliesayshi -2 points-1 points ago

Seth Rogen is a faggot and if I see this post one more time I will stop browsing r/funny.

[–]PeteIRL 1 point2 points ago

You sir, are an asshole.

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[–]cybaritic 1 point2 points ago

If you listen very carefully, you'll hear the familiar sound of no one caring.

[–]markman71122 -5 points-4 points ago

Let it fucking die, I mean how long ago did this happen. Even fucking Rihanna got back with him and feat. In a bunch of his songs.