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[–]AtomicMike 219 points220 points ago

Cat? Cat!? Caaaaaatttttttt!!!!!

[–]you_are_not_prepared 95 points96 points ago

!

[–]a1lazydog 56 points57 points ago

[–]DarkHavenX75 6 points7 points ago

It's like I'm watching a different clip each loop! What is this wizardry?!

[–]nordpol 3 points4 points ago

you just won some internets

gotta dig up my psx and mgs

[–]topdeck55 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking more like this.

[–]down_vote_magnet 0 points1 point ago

This is glorious.

[–]shifty1776 5 points6 points ago

?

[–]ikeeel4money 6 points7 points ago

who's paw prints are these?

[–]illuminerdi 7 points8 points ago

Do you think catnip can bloom, even on the battlefield?

[–]Potater757 1 point2 points ago

YOU STOLE MY JOKE, BASTARD. TOOK IT FROM MY MIND.

[–]Potater757 1 point2 points ago

It just leads me to the front of funnyjunk. What am I supposed to see?

[–]AtomicMike 1 point2 points ago

Forgive me, I'm new. It's suppose to be the pocket sand gif.

[–]CamCamJenkins 129 points130 points ago

This cat has beaten every Metal Gear video game.

[–]Ranch3ro 34 points35 points ago

On hard, blindfolded.

[–]iceburgh29 20 points21 points ago

With one paw.

[–]0bsesshun 11 points12 points ago

But no controller.

[–]cookedbread 4 points5 points ago

Well...only for one boss.

[–]Anathema47 11 points12 points ago

"Hm, just a basket."

[–]lantern55 4 points5 points ago

Quiet you!

[–]WiiMan123 2 points3 points ago

"Naaaathing here."

[–]xTheEffectx 2 points3 points ago

"Must've just been my imagination."

[–]Jofflic 5 points6 points ago

This cat has lived in the tallgrass fields of Southeast Asia for three years with nothing but sheer willpower.

[–]Pollywaffle 0 points1 point ago

I hear Hideo and this cat are developing the next MGS game.

[–]LiveByTheGuN 96 points97 points ago

[–]Nides21 5 points6 points ago

Can we have more of these? Rob Lowe is pretty epic.

[–]poo_smudge 14 points15 points ago

That's low. OP should have known better, What does he like not Reddit 24/7? Haha loser.

[–]linds360 11 points12 points ago

I would venture to guess that something posted "just yesterday" has a better chance of being reposted today than something posted say a week ago.

The reason being that most people on reddit are here frequently, but not every day and certainly not often on a holiday (if you're an American.) So the odds of you being on reddit yesterday and today and seeing this gif are lower than the odds of you being on reddit today and a seeing this gif a week ago.

This is just a theory though...

[–]poo_smudge 5 points6 points ago

Wat?

[–]linds360 7 points8 points ago

:) yeah I just reread that, it makes absolutely no sense.

Don't mind me. Just move along.

[–]poo_smudge 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for confusing me, have a wonderful day!

[–]linds360 4 points5 points ago

Anytime, man. And you!

[–]poo_smudge 5 points6 points ago

I'm a girl, and I thought you were too...oh god my brain hurts now.

[–]linds360 4 points5 points ago

I am. Don't tell anyone though.

[–]poo_smudge 5 points6 points ago

Okay Lindsey, I won't

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 8 points9 points ago

My theory:

Something gets posted here, becomes popular, people grab it, repost it to Facebook, 9gag, other forums. People see it at one of those other places, think, "I bet that would go over well at Reddit." Bring it back here and repost it, not realizing it just passed through less than a day before. People who just casually browse Reddit and missed the previous posting like it, vote it up to the front page, and the repost police jump all over it.

That's why things will get several postings in a span of a couple days, then fade away for a few months, only to repeat the cycle once people forget about the previous time.

[–]linds360 2 points3 points ago

Yeah... that's a much better theory than mine.

[–]chrismetalrock 0 points1 point ago

Whore all the karma?

[–]rockdweller 1 point2 points ago

^ This Guy gets it. Have some internets, and an upvote.

Also; the cat is so cute it could destroy us all.

[–]Tartantyco 1 point2 points ago

No, that's Lowe.

[–]NotaMethAddict 5 points6 points ago

What a loser. I bet he has a social life and/or a job!

[–]LiveByTheGuN 9 points10 points ago

Sorry guys! I have reddit on my phone! I just can't help it!

[–]NotaMethAddict 4 points5 points ago

So do I; it's my downfall. I can literally Reddit whenever and wherever I want.

[–]scruffy01 5 points6 points ago

Or plays a little too much metal gear solid.

[–]BJKInonu 1 point2 points ago

[–]m4verick03 6 points7 points ago

Damn, I hate when I'm not fast enough to make a MGS joke.

[–]thesimpletoncomplex 3 points4 points ago

! It's just a box...errr...basket.

[–]thebigm101 2 points3 points ago

the kings of stealth dont need camouflage, they use their surroundings, this guy has a decent chance at the feline secret forces

[–]cambosouph 2 points3 points ago

Here's the youtube link.

I'm subscribed to shironekoshiro's channel and recognized these cats immediately...GOD I LOVE CATS TOO MUCH

[–]Sparkvoltage 13 points14 points ago

No way, this was JUST posted only a day or two ago.

[–]fruchtzergeis 3 points4 points ago

[–]devllen05 2 points3 points ago

I believe it thinks it is an Armadillo.

[–]NerdFighterChristine 28 points29 points ago

repoooooooooooooooost

[–]Praetorian308 12 points13 points ago

Didn't you hear? The internet ran out of cat pictures so we have to repost them now.

[–]funkbefgh 14 points15 points ago

But it was like... yesterday.

[–]hinduguru 3 points4 points ago

Sometimes people repost the same shit the day of...

[–]desertjedi85 -2 points-1 points ago

This was posted 2 hours ago, definitely not the same day

[–]thattallfellow 0 points1 point ago

You are now squabbling with a stranger about how long ago somebody posted a particular picture on a website that millions of people visit per day.

Fucking look at yourself.

[–]SOPA_NO 0 points1 point ago

[–]txapollo342 2 points3 points ago

Please take a look at reddiquette. Complaining about reposts is annoying, meaningless and adds nothing as a comment.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 8 points9 points ago

[–]Fangheart 11 points12 points ago

The exclamation mark does not go on the hider...

[–]The_Problem 1 point2 points ago

I'm more concerned with the fact that the mother has appeared to have mastered teleportation..

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 1 point2 points ago

I could learn a few things from that cat.

[–]Ryuzaki4x 1 point2 points ago

EuroKitten Extreme

[–]redditlubber 1 point2 points ago

She may think she's a turtle of the ninja variety.

[–]moppeez 1 point2 points ago

Don't you mean the turtle?

[–]psycho_clown 1 point2 points ago

snake? SSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[–]LawrenceOctopus 0 points1 point ago

I've been playing too much Moonbase Alpha. I read that as "snaaaaaaaaaah-keeeeeeeeey."

[–]finvek 1 point2 points ago

This cat played too much MGS I

FTFY

[–]Ch1psahoy 1 point2 points ago

Metal Gear Kitten

[–]AlphaRedditor 3 points4 points ago

Or too many horseshoe crab documentaries.

[–]TwoMilkTeeth 1 point2 points ago

No, I won't say it this time. But you know what I'm thinking about.

[–]agobayer 1 point2 points ago

solid cat

[–]Kulpo 2 points3 points ago

Nice try repost

[–]themarknessmonster 0 points1 point ago

I'm up he sees me I'm down.

[–]qetuop1 0 points1 point ago

Kiddy Mao!

[–]KaylinSpears 0 points1 point ago

We got Charlie all over the place!

[–]LabKitty 0 points1 point ago

TESTUDO!

[–]wiithepiiple 0 points1 point ago

Too many looney tunes more like it.

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

He's the Viet-Cat.

[–]JoshSN 0 points1 point ago

Lonesome George tribute, don't hate.

[–]Came_here_to_belch 0 points1 point ago

hitler

[–]Ihmhi 0 points1 point ago

"I'm stealthy!"

*hides*

"A-derp a-derp a-derp a-derp~"

[–]koengsinghz 0 points1 point ago

loved it

[–]donttakelifeslemons 0 points1 point ago

someone has been playing Metal Gear Solid

[–]Lunchbox2208 0 points1 point ago

This cat watches way too many Samurai movies FTFY

[–]joelcreech 0 points1 point ago

"son, stop it. I told you, you're not a turtle"
"fuck you! I'm a turtle"

[–]RoboticHumanoid 0 points1 point ago

Hey hey hey it's Mimi from Shironekoshiro.

[–]alecyo12 0 points1 point ago

"!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Or toy story 2.

[–]GravyMcBiscuits 0 points1 point ago

Totally missed the golden opportunity to reign in gaming karma by referencing Metal Gear.

What a tragedy.

[–]deutschmrod 0 points1 point ago

MGS Cat cannot be seen

[–]OompaOrangeFace 0 points1 point ago

Oh kitty!

[–]Sandbox47 0 points1 point ago

Dude. The hell? It's a turtle, everyone can see that.

[–]mkensington 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't this be more "Pirates of the Carribean"?

[–]RippinReaper 0 points1 point ago

or he has been playing metal gear solid too much

[–]jdog90000 0 points1 point ago

SNAKKEEEEEE!!!!

[–]Gamoc 0 points1 point ago

It definitely does - why's it so suspicious of that basket? It's just a basket.

[–]kingcool34 0 points1 point ago

!

[–]Raymond890 0 points1 point ago

Or plays too much Metal Gear Solid

[–]22mmn 0 points1 point ago

TO THE FRONT PAGE!

[–]Ackbarrio 0 points1 point ago

It's Snake!

[–]TheFreeLoader614 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it watched pirates of the caribbean.

[–]gally912 -4 points-3 points ago

So many reposts lately...

[–]ShackelfordRusty -1 points0 points ago

This was literally on here yesterday.

[–]thenugey -1 points0 points ago

REPOST

[–]RayMan36 -1 points0 points ago

Really? Who reposts on cats? There was also a ton of reposts on r/aww.

[–]W1k3 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]PTTGx2 -1 points0 points ago

Wait at least a week before reposting this, please.

[–]Thilo-Costanza -1 points0 points ago

Caturtle.

[–]JEWPACOLYPSE -1 points0 points ago

[–]trojandan -1 points0 points ago

This is the quickest re-post turnover time I've ever seen, like less than 48 hours. Impressive.

[–]FromaLand -3 points-2 points ago

If that cat had claws-trophobia, it would be a pussy.

[–]labradorrescuer -3 points-2 points ago

Low crawling difficulty : 999

[–]TheoQ99 -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck you karma whoring piece of shit. This was literally posted yesterday too.

[–]willendorfVenus -3 points-2 points ago

Kitteh obviously didn't see the movie (Ali Baba + 40 Thieves?) where the kid hides in a basket and the guards chasing him run scimitars into all of the baskets. Or he's a brave kitty.