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[–]Finrayy[S] 2984 points2985 points ago

Dafuq guys this isn't me I do not want your PMs ಠ_ಠ

[–]zrollo 1836 points1837 points ago

Internet is a creepy place isn't it?

[–]Finrayy[S] 2316 points2317 points ago

I need a shower.

[–]islaydragons 1290 points1291 points ago

You should share some of the PMs with us. I'm curious as to what was said.

[–]johnylaw 263 points264 points ago

I'm very curious what sort of PM's this post caused.

[–]TOUGH_LOVE_GAL 1133 points1134 points ago

As a woman on the internet, I can report with confidence the following distribution:

  • Pictures of dicks - 48%
  • Solicitation of additional pics - 22%
  • Short but sweet comments like "NICE TITS LMFAO" - 13%
  • Rambling, drooling epics that alternate between telling their life story and creepy compliments, often ending in a marriage proposal - 10%
  • Misogynistic rants about how you shouldn't be posting pictures of yourself on the internet because you are a girl, often threatening rape or murder - 6%
  • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? - 1%

[–]bdust 313 points314 points ago

That has been my experience too, though heavier on the long-winded "here's my story, marry me" and lighter on the dick pictures/threats.

[–]TOUGH_LOVE_GAL 843 points844 points ago

I don't think guys realize that most women have never received an unsolicited dick pic and been like "WOW THAT IS AN AMAZING DICK".

From what I've been able to deduce, guys think sending a dick pic is the equivalent of receiving a picture of random boobs. From what I can tell, guys really like boobs, and a random boobs pic is always enjoyed.

But for most ladies I know, random dick pics are not really a turn on. It's more like "Yup. There's your dick". And it's more likely that it will be laughed at than suddenly make us hot and horny.

[–]APiousCultist 449 points450 points ago

I don't see why they don't realise this. I think I would be pretty weirded out if someone sent me a blurry, badly lit photo of their vagina. If it was the whole of them naked maybe we'd be talking but just solely their genitals? That's just odd.

I think this can be solved though. We just need to develop a male equivalent of boobs either through social or genetic tampering. Then they'll have something more interesting to send in their creepy, creepy messages.

Edit: Possibly cats. It isn't really sexy but I think both genders would be okay with recieving unsolicited pictures of cats.

[–]dirkmcgurk 175 points176 points ago

I don't see why they don't realise this.

I imagine if you're the sort of guy who sends dick pics, you don't really care if your recipient doesn't like it. From the sender's point of view, he loses nothing if the recipient doesn't respond/is grossed out/whatever. He can always send out more pictures, and the 1 time in a zillion that his recipient is into it, he wins.

It's close to the logic of an email spammer, and it's rational, at least until there's enough of a cost associated with sending a dick pic that it's worth being selective when sending them out.

[–]R3cognizer 97 points98 points ago

A picture of him autofellating himself might get better results, as I believe feats of contortion are a much more highly respected ability amongst women.

[–]Hey_Miss_Murder 49 points50 points ago

Abs; dudes... Abs.

[–]Seiroku 132 points133 points ago

Straight guy here, black sheep of the herd, I guess. I've never even taken a picture of my dick, and wouldn't feel comfortable sending it to my (currently nonexistent, but let's pretend) girlfriend, let alone a complete stranger. Just throwing out that we're not all creepy. The number of people that will believe this is probably next to none though.

[–]pastanazgul 129 points130 points ago

We have it. It's called our arms and our chest. Back my up ladies?

[–]lavendarsuitsme 41 points42 points ago

As a girl, I can tell you the actual equivalent: ripped abs. Would be totally down to receive random pictures of a guy's six-pack. Very hot and much lower on the creep scale.

[–]jangley 92 points93 points ago

This serves to only encourage guys. Most will read that and think "Boy will she be surprised when she sees MY dick".

[–]johndoe42 21 points22 points ago

I don't think she's talking about size. You could be a foot-long wielder and still not really be noteworthy because its out of context.

[–]effyourredditbday 104 points105 points ago

Preach. Never in my life have I thought "man, I really want to see a dick right now" and if the time comes, well, that's what porn is for. I don't want any pictures, but if I had to be on the receiving end I'd prefer a picture of literally any other body part. Ok, except the anus.

[–]herrokan 22 points23 points ago

what about a finger? its quite boring isnt it?

[–]Fangtorn 24 points25 points ago

I think it's more of dominance thing or a masturbatory fetish then an actual come-on.

I assume this goes without saying but I'll say it anyway. Guys don't send pictures of their monkey sausage. Creepy guys send pictures of their monkey sausage. Because they creeps. Most guys don't think sending random women pictures of their love snake is a good plan, either romantically or in any conceivable fashion.

[–]Ayriae 49 points50 points ago

As a gay guy, I completely agree. I actually find that area being covered up is much more appealing.

Except for the random pictures part, nobody sends me random pictures. I'm sorry that even happens.

[–]btvsrcks 46 points47 points ago

I'd feel comfortable sending you one of my boobs.

[–]BillTowne 16 points17 points ago

I don't think they expect you will get off seeing them. I believe they get off thinking about your seeing them. It is a form of exhibitionism.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

You should teach this to as many people as you can. You could provide a perspective that would help a great deal of men (and women I'd wager) learn how to respectfully forge relationships with others.

*edit: grammar

[–]distorted_G 19 points20 points ago

The worst ones are those you get and wonder "penis or weird mushroom'

[–]MamiMora 6 points7 points ago

exactly its more like "ewwww did he just send that! What a perv, I didn't ask for that. I will never fuck that!" Well at least thats how I react.

[–]betcheslovethis 115 points116 points ago

As a woman who has posted pictures on Reddit before, I can confirm this distribution.

[–]redyellowand 39 points40 points ago

I kind of want to try this as an experiment but I also don't

[–]betcheslovethis 117 points118 points ago

It's an interesting experiment, to be sure. There will always be the flattering comments that make you feel good about yourself, but then there are also the people who PM you about the erotic fan fiction they wrote about you.

Even without posting pictures, the response can be staggering. On another anonymous account I have I posted a story opening up about an instance of sexual assault that happened to me. It really got out of hand fast. Some of the horrible, degrading, awful comments that were said to me even ended up on SRS. I spent a few hours at home crying because of the comments or PMs that were sent. There were just as many positive, supportive and uplifting comments - but it really affected my view on the Reddit community.

Edit - Words/grammar. My mind seems to be broken today.

[–]happypolychaetes 61 points62 points ago

The issue even with flattering comments is that many of them are still pretty bad in the sense that they totally put you on a pedestal and act like you are the most glorious being they have ever seen, simply because you are a woman and happened to mention that online. The fetishizing, even when disguised as 'compliments,' is just as bad IMO.

[–]sensualist 60 points61 points ago

I am so, so sorry.

[–]NitroBang 16 points17 points ago

Holy shit, that's rough.

[–]n3rdychick 124 points125 points ago

I got a pm after posting on r/leagueoflegends just based on my username.

[–]macgyverftw 123 points124 points ago

Are people this desperate? Holy shit, why would somebody do something like that (sending creepy PMs, dickpics, ...)?

I'm really embarrassed by the behavior of some of my fellow men and I feel sorry for every unasked shit someone finds in their inbox because of them.

Would you (and others) answer me a question? How do you react to such things? Just ignore them (that's possibly what I'd do), tell them to fuck off, etc.?

[–]TOUGH_LOVE_GAL 98 points99 points ago

Oh yes. One never, EVER responds to a dick pic or creepy pm.

Any attention, even negative attention, is just fuel on the fire.

I just RES block them all.

[–]ycz6 23 points24 points ago

[–]AirRaven 76 points77 points ago

Pictures of dicks

Why?

Why does this seem like a good idea to anybody?

What train of thought could possibly lead a man to think that sending photographs of their penis to somebody is in any way a good thing to do? It's on the same level as shitting into your hand and throwing it at your enemies like a chimpanzee.

[–]Hypobasis 38 points39 points ago

Oh man this internet girl is SO going to have sex with me if I send her a picture of my dick!

[–]cancercures 19 points20 points ago

When I read your comment, all I could think of is the 'new to internet kid' meme.

[–]lamptastical 56 points57 points ago

You forgot about the ones that stalk you and comment on every one of your posts and reply to all of your comments and creep you out so thoroughly that you delete your old account and start over.

[–]Insert_Name____ 33 points34 points ago

Fuck I'm way to lazy to be a stalker. I barely have the motivation to actually log into reddit let along try and follow other peoples posts. So you wanna hang out sometime? I'm super nice and shit like that.

[–]i7omahawki 55 points56 points ago

Are you serious? That is fucked up. How often does this occur overall? Is it like a day-to-day thing, or once a week/month?

I had no idea really - I guess I expected some creepy PMs to happen, folks can be desperate after all, but didn't think it was a ubiquitous experience for girls...it sounds really shitty. I was always taught to be respectful of women, and wouldn't consider instigating a conversation with a stranger with the sole intent of seeing pics or marrying them...it seems incredibly alien. But now that you've opened up about this kind of thing, it seems like you're not really a stranger any more - I feel like I know you. Will you be my wife?

[–]themissdis 55 points56 points ago

Yeah, it is pretty much normal to read comments about if the guy in question would bang her (or not), if she is hot and has nice tits/ass. Like "Dude, I would totally do her!" Like that is supposed to be an honour. Always the"you can be happy that I have chosen you, that I find you attractive, that I want to fuck you"-attitude. No thought given to the possibility, that the attention is unwanted, often degrading and objectifying for the you. I hate it! Even the anonymity of the net does not protect you from being harassed, pics posted or not. Sorry about the english.

[–]grammar_is_optional 19 points20 points ago

You should gather the best (worst) posts and make a blog or something. Another woman did this, and it was just depressing and terrifying to read some of the comments...

[–]jfredett 56 points57 points ago

I can presume by "Pictures of dicks" you mean this

Right?

[–]VoiceofKane 33 points34 points ago

[–]Shadow647 28 points29 points ago

I don't even know why I clicked that.. But I wasn't disappointed.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

you forgot one:

FOR SCIENCE. HURRR

[–]TastyBrainMeats 184 points185 points ago

That is really sad. I wish I could apologize on behalf of my whole gender.

[–]ZofSpade 29 points30 points ago

^ Also a percentage of messages followed by "I'm a nice guy let's have sex" requests.

[–]jshultz 163 points164 points ago

As the father of two daughters both under 13 I am hoping that our gender will improve rapidly in the next couple of years.

[–]burgess_meredith_jr 268 points269 points ago

I'm sure everything will be fine in a couple years. This 'teen boys being perverted fucks' thing is probably just one of those 20,000 year fads.

[–]FlyingGreenSuit 95 points96 points ago

teen boys

It's not just teen boys

[–]moratnz 75 points76 points ago

I have good news - it totally will.

Also; unicorns.

[–]Walls 50 points51 points ago

Barack?

[–]VoiceofKane 26 points27 points ago

Not every father of two girls under 13 is Barack Obama... jeez.

[–]DDDowney 41 points42 points ago

Being a man isn't the problem. It's being a pervert on the internet that is a problem. Not all men on the internet are perverts.

[–]LeartS 23 points24 points ago

Short but sweet comments like "NICE TITS LMFAO" - 13%

That is a really sweet comment.

[–]Finrayy[S] 1228 points1229 points ago

I'm steering clear of my message inbox for the next few days.

[–]Vancook 2098 points2099 points ago

So who do I send this 3 lb box of hair to now?

[–]PeaceFart 1065 points1066 points ago

Save it next to your cum box just in case?

[–]MrPangolin 1417 points1418 points ago

WHY DO WE KEEP BRINGING THIS BACK UP?!

[–]Concrastination 1061 points1062 points ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[–]captcolbertica 297 points298 points ago

The North remembers

[–]Sit-Down_Comedian 87 points88 points ago

Now I'm steering clear of the cookie aisle for fear of finding Pepperidge Farms: Cum Box Flavor. I used to love cookies. I hate you all.

[–]argos2804 78 points79 points ago

I keep seeing this. What exactly is the reference and where on reddit did it start?

[–]Half-sauce 376 points377 points ago

It's the internet bro, WE NEVER FORGET.

[–]mookdaruch 466 points467 points ago

Except for Kony, Occupy Wall Street, Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, Duke Nukem Forever, Karmanaut, and our account passwords every now and then.

[–]IniMiniManiMo 294 points295 points ago

Rampart.

[–]LeCoeur 61 points62 points ago

I dunno. We keep seeming to get excited about Transformers movies. While we may not forget things, we certainly seem to be willing to look the other way if the situation merits it.

[–]JewBoySandler 27 points28 points ago

Like that spider you tried to kill last month. He didn't forget.

[–]tyrannoAdjudica 15 points16 points ago

I'm sorry we couldn't play pirates.

[–]smartalbert 86 points87 points ago

THE CUM BOX BACKED UP!? I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT

[–]mergersnexecutions 50 points51 points ago

Yes, it overflowed.

[–]JOLLYRANCHERCUMBOX 26 points27 points ago

Relax, it's not even that gross.

[–]ProlapsedPineal 44 points45 points ago

Pubes box. I now know what to do after a good manscaping.

Maybe when I can fill a trashbag I'll have it UPSed to someone special.

[–]crashoverride66 113 points114 points ago

as a person who works at UPS please for the love of all humanity do not do this.

[–]melgibson666 168 points169 points ago

As someone who works at FedEx, please for the love of God do this.

[–]nolotusnotes 30 points31 points ago

Knit a sweater.

[–]sgrrsh26 57 points58 points ago

you know desensitization is real when you read something like this and (get a visual) while eating and laugh instead of puke

[–]yaoiloverXx 54 points55 points ago

The best part of the cum-box-story is that the poster continues to use the account...

[–]Stuffed_Animal 43 points44 points ago

Everybody cums into something, it's not like he had sex for captain crunch.

[–]Carrotsandstuff 57 points58 points ago

I believe it was cinnamon toast crunch. I have the guy tagged as the Dolphin loving cinnaslut ninja.

[–]ArtemisClydFr0g 8 points9 points ago

who was the original poster?

[–]Diasparo 234 points235 points ago

Post some of them. Remove the username if you want. I have a niggling suspicion that Reddit users are even more obscene in sexual PMs.

[–]thedicksman 209 points210 points ago

Leave the usernames

[–]crichter67 151 points152 points ago

Take the cannolis.

[–]Jonisrules 12 points13 points ago

Ah one of the great ad libbed lines

[–]Aiyon 12 points13 points ago

I still prefer:

"You look like the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the common decency to give him a reach around!"

[–]Grated_Great 273 points274 points ago

Post the PMs please. You have a chance to shine a light on a common and disgusting practice on Reddit.

[–]djramrod 131 points132 points ago

We need to take the Dwight Shrute approach with this:

You WILL post the PMs. Do it. Do it now. Do it. Do it. 3. 2. 1. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Do it. Now. Now. NOW. Fine, whatever.

[–]sec_goat 61 points62 points ago

for the love of all that is holy, please head over to /r/CreepyPMs and post the hell out of these messages you got. This is the boost we need to get this subreddit rolling!

[–]BarelyComical 352 points353 points ago

Hey, sup, it's me again. Looks like your inbox is broken so I came here to say you seem really cool. I don't wanna bang or nothing, I just think it would be cool to hang and see the Avengers or something. I don't want to creep you out, but I had that dream about you again. You know, the one with the goat?

P.S. I like Pokemon too.

[–]digitalscale 78 points79 points ago

OMG! You had the dream with the goat too????????? I don't mean to be creepy, because I'm sooooo not a creep, but we must share something (like soulmates ;)). So can I put my penis in you? Just in a normal friendly I've just met you kinda way, not in a creepy way.

[–]thrilldigger 139 points140 points ago

OP, you must deliver - we deserve to know what kind of creepiness we're associating with on reddit.

[–]CitizenSmif 21 points22 points ago

I'm also genuinely interested in what people were PM'ing you

[–]TheoQ99 128 points129 points ago

Well, so you're not going to read this comment? Okay fine, I will take this opportunity to talk shit about you.

I... I got nothing. You seem like a very well-intentioned young individual that had the misfortune of mistakenly posing as a busty girl.

[–]Finrayy[S] 249 points250 points ago

Jokes on you, I read it.

[–]TheoQ99 127 points128 points ago

So you aren't actually ignoring your inbox then. Post some of the creepy PMs you got!

[–]Naxili 16 points17 points ago

You can separate comment replies from PMs IIRC

[–]MonsterIt 35 points36 points ago

Then just send me your password and I'll check it for you.

[–]_____CHARIZARD_____ 39 points40 points ago

Oh come on please share the PMs! Also give a list of all the usernames that sent you them.

Nothing like a public shaming.

[–]lavalampmaster 22 points23 points ago

Post the PMs! Need to out some of these assholes

[–]Melivora 171 points172 points ago

I'm a gonewild girl, I can help you out.
A lot of guys like camming, more still like pictures of feet. Even the fact that I have 12 toenails will not dissuade the masses of feet fetishests.

Also, 'take a pic of you standing on eggs and ill show you how much i cum from you'. A personal fave.

i should have anticipated this, but I'm sorry to everyone asking, I don't have any way to get a photo of the toes right now. I've said this before and not delivered before, but I swear I'm going to do my best to get a photo for you all ASAP but it might not be til Monday...

[–]TastyBrainMeats 99 points100 points ago

Wait, twelve toenails? Sorry to bother you, but I'm curious. Are you referring to polydactyly, or is there some other reason?

[–]7om 364 points365 points ago

Dude, dinosaurs were wiped out like, 65 million years ago.

[–]Ptylerdactyl 181 points182 points ago

Yes... Nothing to see here...

[–]Melivora 89 points90 points ago

Me and my mum just both have it, and a few cousins on her size. Rural Ireland heritage, I think it's a product of inbreeding. I'd be more grossed out, but at least I'm not as bad as poor, poor cousin Isobel...

[–]Yrmahon 41 points42 points ago

Heh, another story line. Nice cliffhanger, now go on.

[–]Melivora 87 points88 points ago

I will!
So Isobel lives in rural Ireland. Like, 'her town doesn't appear on maps', rural. Her mother and father are also half brother and sister and her father is the product of a first cousin mating. It goes back further, there's more sisters and brothers, I think.

She's blind and her left hand is spastic (no, it is, not the offensive slang). Oh yeah and she married her first cousin as well.

[–]Yrmahon 39 points40 points ago

Oh. I thought that only was a thing in Alabama. But that is a really sad situation...

[–]ObtuseAbstruse 27 points28 points ago

Polydactyly is a dominant disorder. Inbreeding brings recessive disorders out, so it probably had nothing to do with that.

Most likely you're just a coven of witches that we haven't burned yet.

[–]PigletRex 10 points11 points ago

Do I want to know about Isobel?

[–]Melivora 13 points14 points ago

If you do, see my reply to Yramhon!

[–]agiganticpanda 33 points34 points ago

Although I don't have a foot fetish, if someone said "Hey, you want to see that I have six toes?" I'd take them up on the opportunity.

[–]Carrotsandstuff 15 points16 points ago

I have taken somebody up on that opportunity. It is pretty awesome. For some reason I thought it was especially comical that she puts polish on the sixth nail. For some reason I thought she would neglect it.

[–]agiganticpanda 18 points19 points ago

Why not? Love the body you have right? :-D

[–]simonhasdaemon 94 points95 points ago

My thought process:

"12 toenails? What's wrong with that? (imagines feet in head) Yeah. That seems about right. Hmm let me try again. 12 divided by 2 is 6. Yup, 6 toes on each foot, that sounds right again. Maybe she is making a joke and it flew right by my head... Well if that's the case, I'm not catching on. Man, what's wrong with 12 toe nails, like (feels feet) I'm pretty sure I have 6 on each foot. (Takes off socks) Yup I ha- OH SHIT I ONLY HAVE 10."

I am an idiot.

[–]Tweed_Jacket 52 points53 points ago

Can I buy some pot from you?

[–]Prostar14 21 points22 points ago

So ... did you do it?

Also, 12 toenails? You should capitalize on that. Make all the 10 toenail girls have inferiority complex. You could be an internet millionaire!

[–]Melivora 10 points11 points ago

Nah, but I do send pictures of my feet if they really want them. I also said no to requests for pissing videos...

[–]bananamunchies 21 points22 points ago

I vote for this too, please share some.

[–]JanitorWolfman 591 points592 points ago

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I JERKED OFF TO THIS PICTURE THINKING IT WAS YOU.

  • jWOLFMAN

[–]Finrayy[S] 652 points653 points ago

It ... it does not.

[–]Hounmlayn 44 points45 points ago

If it makes you feel any better, there's people out there who looked at the picture, thought 'meh', then came in anyways hoping for weird comments. I laughed at your top comment.

[–]too_many_penises 326 points327 points ago

I'm doing it right now. SLOOOOWLY.

[–]ProlapsedPineal 184 points185 points ago

Maintain eye contact.

Make them touch.

[–]Grahmmer_Jew 102 points103 points ago

NEVER MAKE THEM TOUCH!

[–]moscova89 27 points28 points ago

Finish like Gaston

[–]buzzkill_aldrin 34 points35 points ago

Nobody finishes like Gaston!

[–]moscova89 73 points74 points ago

NOOOOO OOOONNNNNEEE FAPS LIKE GASTON♪♫♪

[–]AppleSky 37 points38 points ago

Accidentally read this as "Finish like Gatsby". I couldn't understand why someone would want to finish by getting shot in a swimming pool.

EDIT: Wasn't even thinking of the movie, was referencing the book since it was published in 1925. Spoilered out just in case, I guess?

[–]astrograph 115 points116 points ago

[–]slaya771 152 points153 points ago

What the fuck is wrong with me. Why did I click that.

[–]heymrk 48 points49 points ago

The especially fucked up thing is in the original video, he's watching 2 Girls + 1 Cup.

[–]SlySpyder13 16 points17 points ago

Hover Zoom son. Life saver

[–]ogreatsnail 9 points10 points ago

No click, no guilt.

[–]FoH 54 points55 points ago

Thaaat was a risky click ಠ_ಠ

[–]Orchard990 179 points180 points ago

[–]Admiral_Sarcasm 153 points154 points ago

Done!

[–]UrsaNight 8 points9 points ago

I don't need a picture, I just look inside your window.

[–]charonsobol 31 points32 points ago

Can you post a comment with those PMs? I'm curious.

[–]Makes_RPG_Stats 977 points978 points ago

Finrayy
Type - Human / Fake Woman
Hp: 18
Str: 13
Vit: 12
Int: 16
Dex: 12

Special abilities:
I need a shower: If Finrayy hops in the shower and turns it on for at least 5 seconds, he restores 7 Hp and gains +5 Vit and +3 Str for 5 turns. Finrayy may not spend more than 1 minute in the shower while using this for the other players sake. If Finrayy does not bring his own towel to the game or has to use a spare, he loses the game in last place. Use this only once per game.

Dafuq guys this isn't me: After using this, Finrayy's turn ends. Within the next three turns if someone would pick Finrayy as a target of a spell or ability Finrayy may select a new single target for that ability instead. Use this only once per game.

I do not want your PMs ಠ_ಠ: If there are at least two enemy players, you may pick one of them for this ability to affect. That player cannot talk to Finrayy for the next 20 turns. If that player says anything to Finrayy, he or she loses the game. Hand gestures like pointing are fine. Use this only once per game since it's annoying and plausibly imba.

Passive Abilities:
Just jumping on the misty karma-whore train..: At the beginning of the game, all player's must go to /r/gaming on reddit.com and post a picture of someone cosplaying as misty with this ability name as the title. Whoever gains the highest amount of upvotes after 20 turns have passed gets +4 Hp restored to their entire team and gains +2 to all stats for 2 turns.

Steering clear of my message inbox for the next few days: No player may attack Finrayy for the first three turns of the game.

Finrayy's power is vast, and he is often sought after by the horni mages of Bigol' Shaftica. He owes it all to his power of finding extremely cute women for karmagic points, a type of power that resides from within and is said to be imaginary by some. Until the great clarification of 212, the locals believed him to be a beautiful sexy woman under a magical guise which gave the appearance of a man. Many living in the Bigol' Shaftica region to this day still believe this guise to be true and lust for him/her.

edit: tastycake23

[–]Finrayy[S] 183 points184 points ago

Yay!

[–]tastycake23 72 points73 points ago

I believe Finrayy is far to op and should be ruled out of any official game.

[–]Makes_RPG_Stats 61 points62 points ago

I believe you're right so I modified some of the numbers. Finrayy is (now was) probably the toughest character I've ever created.

[–]Maxiamaru 28 points29 points ago

You should write down all the stats you ever make, then make a card game

[–]DarenDark 48 points49 points ago

Good idea. I'd buy a Reddit Booster Pack or two. Just hope i dont get potato_in_your_anus or whatever.

[–]failbot30000 63 points64 points ago

Ha! You triggered my Trapped_In_Reddit card!

Noooooooooo!

[–]tigger0jk 12 points13 points ago

Uhm... This seems like a very time-intensive novelty account.

[–]1cipere 32 points33 points ago

First time seeing this account. I love you.

[–]troutmix 93 points94 points ago

PLEASE LET ME PIKACHU IN THE SHOWER!

[–]Clone019 29 points30 points ago

You should post a list of the dick-pic takers' usernames, so we can virtually rape them with a blue arrow.

[–]racerx52 123 points124 points ago

Screenshot them and link it to us for more Karma.

[–]martinarcand1 43 points44 points ago

Do what this man says!

[–]Kalivos 62 points63 points ago

How many people asked to see your butthole?

[–]Vesperidone 41 points42 points ago

Hopefully you now have a newfound perspective of the creepy shit girls have to go through online.

[–][deleted] 284 points285 points ago

dont be shy lol ur so hot

[–]FishWash 67 points68 points ago

Words cannot explain how much I love this comment.

[–]MarshallBanana 33 points34 points ago

I guess that's one less person who will be dismissive when a girl complains about gamer culture.

[–]martinarcand1 67 points68 points ago

Post the PMs!! :D

[–]Camrade 327 points328 points ago

They probably go something like this:

Hey gurl, let me squirtle on dem Jigglypuffs so come over here and sit on daddy's laparas and let me zapdos pants off you cause I beedrill'in your cloister all night long.

[–]Finrayy[S] 147 points148 points ago

That was fantastic. I'm actually turned on.

[–]Eyesoftheraven 19 points20 points ago

It's not that hard, after all.

[–]da__ 14 points15 points ago

That's what she said.

[–]duditude 16 points17 points ago

I marowak'd off so hard

[–]Fwish 46 points47 points ago

Also. Lemme stick mah cubone in yo meowth.

[–]Camrade 51 points52 points ago

You wanna Rhydon my weedle? I'mma let my butterfree in yo meoth Honestly I could dirty up childhoods all day

[–]TheCowboyIsAnIndian 94 points95 points ago

I think the only honest thing to do now is to recreate this photo exactly with the real you instead of that babe. For juxtaposition, it would be best if you are a 40 year old, obese, hispanic man with a lazy eye.

EDIT: It's definitely funny when I imagine it.

[–]Finrayy[S] 63 points64 points ago

I'm a 20 year old, average build Scot.

[–]Texts 30 points31 points ago

How many ping pong balls can you fit in your cornhole?

Speaking hypothetically, of course.

[–]Finrayy[S] 43 points44 points ago

I'd have to say somewhere in the region of 5-10.

[–]Texts 36 points37 points ago

[–]Melivora 40 points41 points ago

A scot, eh?
In that case, definitely do it. Maybe PM me the results with a clip of you saying words.

Although now I technically live in Glasgow I should be used to it, it still turns me on, every time.

[–]Roboticide 22 points23 points ago

Seriously, between the way-to-much-.jpg and the fact this picture dates back to the first days of pictures on the internet, I'm surprised people still fell for this as original.

Post the PM's. Let it be a warning to all those who make the internet a creepy place for everyone. I suppose if you wanted to be nice about it, you could blot out their names...

[–]juic0r 18 points19 points ago

post all the PMs! with usernames! except mine plz ಠ_ಠ

[–]couldntderp 32 points33 points ago

Oh my. This is hilarious.

[–]hungry138imp 83 points84 points ago

.... You mean to tell me you lied on the internet? After I gave you that sweet, sweet karma?? I.. I think I'm just gonna step outside for a bit... Reevaluate some things...

[–]Finrayy[S] 111 points112 points ago

I think it was a misunderstanding. I didn't think people would think this was me ;_;

[–]mems_account 84 points85 points ago

Do people seriously send those types of PMs? I thought it was just a joke that people made...

[–]Finrayy[S] 148 points149 points ago

So did I. Until tonight.

[–]SilentLettersSuck 109 points110 points ago

You HAVE to share PMs.

[–]gmoneyshot69 43 points44 points ago

Yeah, seriously. I'm so keen on hearing what actually gets sent; I too thought it was a joke.

[–]davidhero 8 points9 points ago

Which one is the creepiest you got?

[–]Vesperidone 11 points12 points ago

People really are that creepy and desperate; it's more obvious if you're a woman though.

[–]Dcoil1 41 points42 points ago

Shoulda thought of that before you hopped on the train son, now grab your ankles...

[–]thehumantowel 19 points20 points ago

Hey, the karma train is a dangerous place after dark.

[–]TankorSmash 6 points7 points ago

Just made /r/creepyPMs so you can submit the screenshots of them

[–]dem503 20 points21 points ago

What? this isn't you?

but please post the PMs....

[–]richmondody 204 points205 points ago

Isn't this the girl that got creeped out by Reddit and deleted her blog?

[–]AwkwardBug 50 points51 points ago

Yes, that's exactly what happened!

[–]wtfOP 106 points107 points ago

well, is there anything else i can stalk her with?

[–]helly1223 29 points30 points ago

Remember to post the best private messages for laughs. You could blur the user names for their sake.

[–]CritHitLights 232 points233 points ago

inb4 Misty doesn't have a squirtle.

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points ago

She can handle my squirtle anytime though.

[–]mookler 32 points33 points ago

Sorry, it just derailed.

[–]Friedkitteh 112 points113 points ago

[–]Your_Name_Is_Tobay 19 points20 points ago

EVERYONE MESSAGE OP OMGOMG