Show some respect.

scruffy01 · 4 months

But, think about all the crazy sex you could potentially have.

SHUT UP DICK

Seriously, remember how she used to do that thing with her tongue on your bal...

SHUT UP DICK!

Just saying, one phone call and you could be cumming buckets

SHUT THE FUCK UP DI..... God dammit OK.

le-pig · 4 months

The Soggy Bottom Boys wrote that?

TomatoManTM · 4 months

Isn't it amazing how they can put text on bottles now that reverses the cylindric distortion and looks just like a Photoshop text box?

EkriirkE · 4 months

The photoshopper of this bottle needs to droop the text to match the label U shape :-/

RelevantPoll · 4 months

How often does Reddit Drunk-Dial their ex?

alienigma · 4 months

Wine, but don't whine.

PhiladelphiaIrish · 4 months

In memory of those who served.

pileofpylons · 4 months

Hey wouldn't it be cool if like you could have orange coloured, translucent grapes and they tasted like tangerines? Wouldn't that be cool? I think it'd be cool.

justamedicine · 4 months

Respect the pouch.

gunslinger_006 · 4 months

http://i.imgur.com/DJ0hB.jpg

HandWarmer · 4 months

I want real funnies, dammit! The text doesn't match the curve of the label.

Jurassic_Park_III · 4 months

I don't think a Sauvignon Blanc would ever make me want to call an ex. A heavy Cab or Petite Syrah, then yeah, I'm making mistakes.

itskelsey · 4 months

I think it's a GRAPE message.

Neptunia360 · 4 months

Vodka bottles should have such a warning.

HasFuckedYourMom · 4 months

Don't tell me how to live my life!

JDMFanatic · 4 months

the eternal struggle

hotproperty · 4 months

You mean like in Sideways?

ratajewie · 4 months

If you call your ex in a drunken stupor to get back together, you'll be a man of constant sorrow.

EDIT: I feel like a lot of people have no idea...

enormhi · 4 months

Soggy Bottom Boys? Ok?

PeaveyWG · 4 months

None of you have ex's :(

antaryon · 4 months

Great advice because drunk people are well known for obeying written rules and following advice that forbids a certain behavior.

Snuhmeh · 4 months

How fake is this? The words don't even curve with the label.

eamantite · 4 months

Wine still tastes like poops.

coolface153 · 4 months

Sauvignon 2012? That's not whine, that's grape juice.

alchemist5 · 4 months

Oh, man, if only I'd read this 10 minutes ago...

vheissu417 · 4 months

and that is why i drink beer

sahilbawa · 4 months

But if you do give in...

bramannoodles · 4 months

That bottle needs to quit wining.

easyeight · 4 months

Earn this.

flollop · 4 months

I think I may need a good few crates of this as my sole drinking supply over the next few months.

georgedubbya43 · 4 months

History of the Drunk Dial

crazyman882 · 4 months

Line crossing out words --> Didn't listen, had sex.

OverlordMcDart · 4 months

Mmmmm how I love Sauvignon Blanc. Definitely my favorite white wine

come_on_seth · 4 months

I must move on, as the top comment at this time is a conversation between chuckles and his marinated brain.

Kd0t · 4 months

Whats with the red line going diagonnaly down the message?

Minister_of_Dissent · 4 months

What font is that? That's a nice font.

benama · 4 months

many bothans died to bring us this information.

MT_Flesch · 4 months

with a name like Soggy Bottom Boys, it deserves such consideration

dylanroo · 4 months

Sauvignon 2012? Mehh, not that special

hoobsher · 4 months

don't you tell me what to do, bottle. i'm a human, you're a bottle. just go back to holding liquid like you're supposed to and leave the judgment calls to me. fuck you, bottle.

seniorpantaloons · 4 months

They want you to pour some out in honor of the dead grape-homies. That way, you run out faster and have to buy more. Nice try, but it won't work this time.

beleedat · 4 months

IN CONSTANT SORROWWWWW...

espositojoe · 4 months

Where can I buy a case of this wine for my ex?

poetrees · 4 months

This should be printed on every bottle/can/vessel containing alcohol ever.

iaacp · 4 months

Mmm, nothing says 'high quality grapes' with a wine from 2012.

joelseph · 4 months

Packaging plays the biggest role when it comes to selecting a wine at the store.

April_Fabb · 4 months

Great copy. However, I very much doubt this is a valid (or final) wine label.

Trickish · 4 months

Poetry

springbreaksal · 4 months

First thing I saw on reddit first

lawwruhh · 4 months

nothing like a shameless blackout

ll0ll0ll0 · 4 months

Speaking of Soggy Bottom Boys...

DragonGT · 4 months

Getting black-out drunk alone is great when you learn to never use your phone. Or facebook for that matter.

Also, I am an oddity as my body does not throw up. I do not suggest getting black out drunk alone.

mgrasdal · 4 months

I'm looking for the blumpkinbandit!?

Dubsacks · 4 months

Life story fuck me

somewaffle · 4 months

Was expecting Captain America =/

[deleted] · 4 months

What kind of wine is this? I literally have a Smart-Ass wine collection. I thought until today all it was missing was a Princess Bride Bottle of Wits...now I see there are 2 bottles missing

yupitsani · 4 months

haha I always convince myself their sacrifice was just and meant for me to pick up the phone >.<

LaziestManAlive · 4 months

Wait, but it's crossed out.. so I should do it? OK.

mkensington · 4 months

"I am a man of constant sorrow..."

elairah · 4 months

Is this real? Because if so, I'll give the wine a try. I like to support things that entertain me. What is it?

Cattywampus · 4 months

I am ashamed to admit I have done this more than once. I regret it every time yet I still do it.

strawberrybetty · 4 months

Guess I'll have to choose a different vintage...

onlyjokingfolks · 4 months

The only way to truly respect a bottle of wine is to pour it over a girl you've paid to fuck.

bait_the_snare · 4 months

Outstanding.

gk9760 · 4 months

It's crossed out... that means that it is invalidated.

SeriouslyMental · 4 months

Reminds me of the time I drank a bottle of wine at dinner. I had meant to ask my wife to pass the potatoes, but it came out, " You fat bitch you ruined my life!" I swear it was the wine talking.

thetobester · 4 months

If only it was real...

I think it's shopped - if you look, the curve at the top and bottom of the text block is not consistent with the curve at the top and bottom of the label. I'm a graphic designer - the 1% that notices this stuff.

Rnorman3 · 4 months

Did anyone else's brain auto-fill "whenever the Doc's name is brought up" in Eminem's voice after reading the title?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkKuj_FwFg0&t=3m32s

PlanningMyDeath · 4 months

http://www.reddit.com/r/drunk figure you guys might appreciate this subreddit.

CoolStoryBraaaah · 4 months

It's a Sauvignon Blanc. The bottle doesn't deserve respect.

worldalpha_com · 4 months

Nice 2012 Vintage

RazZaHlol · 4 months

Lets assume that this text on the bottle isnt photoshopped. Is it a common thing that there are texts like this? I mean did someone have this kinda idea to put texts on bottles as some kind of marketingidea? "Oh there are this bottles with the funny texts again. Lets take a look what it is about this time".... It doesnt have to be a funny text. It could also be a text which make you think about something. Id buy a product like this i guess.

CrypticPhantasma · 4 months

The wine is "Soggy Bottom Boys" and it says that!?

fogburner · 4 months

With wine there's the reddit infomatic cheese.

Fand421 · 4 months

Because the other activities people do while drinking is sooo respectful right?

Millertyme2069 · 4 months

RESPECT THE BOTTLE. RESPECT IT!

n1cejob · 4 months

But, think about all the crazy sex you could potentially have.

SHUT UP DICK

Seriously, remember how she used to do that thing with her tongue on your bal...

SHUT UP DICK!

Just saying, one phone call and you could be cumming buckets

SHUT THE FUCK UP DI..... God dammit OK.

ortcutt · 4 months

I really hate when winemakers try to be clever with labels. Just make good wine, put it in a bottle with the name of the winery and where and when it was made and that's it. Do they think Chateau Margaux puts this hipster shit on their labels?

Qinc · 4 months

downvoted, insensitive asshats.

Chaser1314 · 4 months

Guise, I just realized... They should make a wine called, "The Grapes of Wrath."

cincyfan04 · 4 months

What's the fucking joke here? That a poorly photoshopped wine bottle got 19 THOUSAND upvotes?

Disappointed.

MyNiggahKRISPY · 4 months

Good guy wine bottle

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