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[–]Griddleman 95 points96 points ago

That's why you don't go to the gym after laser hair removal...

[–]0rangecake 15 points16 points ago

I don't understand, can someone explain?

[–]weak_read 30 points31 points ago

[–]baghira 14 points15 points ago

passed by, saw the other post, and had to come back and upvote

[–]Griddleman 2 points3 points ago

Very kind of you.

[–]incomplete_punchline 3 points4 points ago

Topical!

[–]thatspcool 2 points3 points ago

Wow. I left that post just a second ago, and was like "WTF, I thought I hit back."

[–]speak27 1 point2 points ago

Like a cowboy boot!

[–]Griddleman 1 point2 points ago

precisely

[–]speak27 0 points1 point ago

What's a panini?

[–]Griddleman 0 points1 point ago

Was Italian?

[–]successadult 18 points19 points ago

Read title as Mountain Dew. This is better.

[–]Jaboomaphoo 4 points5 points ago

MOUNTAIN DEW! IT'S SO COOL AND EXTREME, IT'S GOT THIS LADY AAALL WET! OOOH YEEEAAAAAH!

[–]EctoCoolertini 1 point2 points ago

I DRANK THIS MOUNTAIN DEW, NOW WATCH ME FUCK THIS UNI-PANDA!

[–]Whyareyoufollowingme 1 point2 points ago

I read it as morning wood. Was kinda confused.

[–]Endyo 0 points1 point ago

I like Mountain Dew...

[–]stack_cats 39 points40 points ago

more like a spray bottle

[–]_mach 20 points21 points ago

Really, the modern macro photographer brings a speedlite and a spray bottle. Everywhere.

These fake-as-fuck shots are, honestly, starting to piss me right off. Find an interesting subject, instead of trying to make it interesting by misting it up. Geez.

[–]danE3030 2 points3 points ago

Not a loaded questions, genuinely curious: How do you know it was misted and didn't occur naturally? I believe you, I'm just curious.

[–]Gen_McMuster 1 point2 points ago

im pretty sure dew doesn't coat the entire surface of plants as depicted in OP's pic

[–]danE3030 0 points1 point ago

im pretty sure

The thing is, sometimes it does, so I don't care what you're 'pretty sure' about; I'm not looking for speculation, I'm looking for an actual answer.

[–]Gen_McMuster 1 point2 points ago

scroll down a bit than. A guy brought up a "cooling mist" used by photographers to slow down insects for photographs

[–]danE3030 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I appreciate your comment and looked up what you were referring to. Upvote, naturally.

[–]lolbanmewat -4 points-3 points ago

cry more

[–]somekook 0 points1 point ago

Also, six-point star filter.

[–]mathgod 40 points41 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Ladybug After the Rain 196coms 1066pts 8mos pics
Ladybug in the morning dew. 5coms 64pts 1mo pics
Sunshine after the rain. 21coms 213pts 11mos pics
Morning Dew [pic] 184coms 1172pts 1yr pics
Morning dew 17coms 425pts 1mo pics
Jeweled 0coms 17pts 2mos pics
Dew covered lady bug 2coms 4pts 2mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]veritas3777 5 points6 points ago

Can't walk you out in the Moooooorning Dew, my honey :) Thanks for reminding me of one of my favorite songs, awesome pic

[–]R04CH 1 point2 points ago

that was my first thought!

[–]kaiseresc 1 point2 points ago

I only know the Screaming Trees version. But quite cool song.

[–]chadnorman 0 points1 point ago

Came here to write this...

[–]veritas3777 1 point2 points ago

Well then, we're in good company!

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

(~);] you beat me to it!

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

and holy crap! veritas/aequitas.

[–]veritas3777 0 points1 point ago

Finally, my counterpart! And shepherds we shall be :)

[–]aequitas3 0 points1 point ago

for thee my lord for thee

[–]mizzholly228 11 points12 points ago

This fucking picture!! I've seen it rotated and flipped. Yes. It's a nice fucking picture!

[–]welcometobdude 19 points20 points ago

no, it's not morning due - it's a very common process to spray insects with cooling spray before you take a photo, that's where the doplets come from! It's also the reason why there are so many photos of insects with droplets. Insects don't hold still for the photographer!

[–]NagastaBagamba 3 points4 points ago

[–]cinco_cinco_seis 0 points1 point ago

interesting point, but it still looks awesome.

[–]wolfgang5feet 2 points3 points ago

You should probably know that you don't win anything for the karma you're piling up with reposts. Next time try something original and not the top scoring of all time shot from r/macroporn.

[–]WhitneyRobbens 2 points3 points ago

You're my pizza man, my pizza man! I like spastic golden toys!

[–]TetraCleric 1 point2 points ago

who wants to see me give a rock to a fish?

[–]waltonsimons 0 points1 point ago

Is this Idaho? Cuz I will NOT limbo in Idaho!

[–]Fi-115 5 points6 points ago

Definitely thought that ladybug was a raspberry.

[–]psmwrxguy 0 points1 point ago

It looks good enough to eat!

[–]JtCallebro 8 points9 points ago

Morning re-post

[–]nitomatik 1 point2 points ago

At first glance it looks like they're made of beads!

[–]partspace 1 point2 points ago

[–]Knozix 1 point2 points ago

The plant looks like a penis.

[–]kruuunch 1 point2 points ago

trichomes

[–]Donttouchmethurr 0 points1 point ago

Transpiration.

[–]thoff_camel 1 point2 points ago

This made me chuckle:

I went on google to see if anything came up when I typed in reddit apparel ( very amazing things came up. It made me tear up). I thought I would see if some ass clown 9gagers wouldve made and shit with their logo on it... They did. So then I touhgt to just type in 9gag and this picture came up with the caption "jeweld ladybug on plant". I was like what.. Is.. Wrong.. With.. Those... People. It is obviously dew. And then the next day... This. Warmed my heart to know that we are not as dumb as they are.

Ps. They made a shirt with our little alien on fire. To say the least, I cried a little.

[–]Kintali 1 point2 points ago

I love that feeling of the morning dew. reminds me of good times

[–]permaculture 1 point2 points ago

Smells like ... victory.

Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

[–]runfromtheraptor 0 points1 point ago

[–]cnov 0 points1 point ago

This beautiful snap has had some serious karma from me.

[–]vohit4rohit 0 points1 point ago

water tension, you rock my world

[–]Ralf93 0 points1 point ago

Reading title, this was the first thing I thought of. http://www.geekosystem.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/orangedew-412x550.jpg

[–]StrangerBL 0 points1 point ago

It's just water, but the picture makes it looks delicious!

[–]new-socks 0 points1 point ago

For a moment, I thought I was on /r/trees.

[–]geleybou 0 points1 point ago

The ladybug looks like a piece of jewelry.

[–]scoobysam 0 points1 point ago

I told you before, I'm not a dew, but thanks for wishing me good morning

[–]BonusKarma 0 points1 point ago

Toss this to /r/AnimalPorn for a bonus.

[–]HolmesB 0 points1 point ago

Awesome photo

[–]Xoraliation 0 points1 point ago

Can somebody make a 1080p version out of this?

[–]gr3nade 0 points1 point ago

This raspberry tastes kinda funny

[–]benihana68 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I thought it was gonna be a mourning dew joke like this

[–]Duck_Expert 0 points1 point ago

Why are you spraying bugs with a mister?

[–]CptJackHarkness 0 points1 point ago

That is funny, because MORNING DOO.

[–]sightblinder 0 points1 point ago

Nature's bedazzle.

[–]itskelsey 0 points1 point ago

I DEW like this picture :D

[–]itstoastlol 0 points1 point ago

That lady bug looks like a raspberry.

[–]CarlEatshands 0 points1 point ago

Bejewled lady bug, lol.

[–]wayndom 0 points1 point ago

Best use of a macro lens I've yet seen.

Absolutely gorgeous.

[–]Upvote_Unlocked 0 points1 point ago

Fucking magic!

[–]RhythmGuru 0 points1 point ago

Dewed...Great pic!!

[–]taliesyn30 0 points1 point ago

[–]denj3325 0 points1 point ago

Holy... That is one pretty picture

[–]Empyrean_Man 0 points1 point ago

That's a dank ladybug.

[–]Azrael22 0 points1 point ago

Might sound odd, but I the bug in this picture looks delicous.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Rhinestones are so tacky.

[–]thepokemon 0 points1 point ago

I thought it said mountain dew. I was like :o and then i was like >:o

[–]waltonsimons 0 points1 point ago

GRANDE TACO!

[–]danE3030 0 points1 point ago

This photo made me feel, for the first time in years, that anything is possible. I felt excited to be alive for the first time in almost a decade looking at this photo; it will probably wear off, but man this photo is amazing.

I hate my life.

[–]dumbgaytheist 0 points1 point ago

What a fantastic photograph!

[–]GMD093 0 points1 point ago

THC

[–]wolvmatt 0 points1 point ago

Dew is caused by root pressure pushing water out of the leaves. Dew would not be present on a lady bug. This is not dew.

[–]Stalejokesbakedfresh 0 points1 point ago

Wow, ladybugs are messier than butterflies.

[–]BrCaMu 0 points1 point ago

The bug is thinking 'Get this shit off me!'.

[–]bideyourtime 0 points1 point ago

[–]yogabitch 0 points1 point ago

Naturally bedazzled!

[–]Sweetrolls 0 points1 point ago

A quick Google Images search; this was the first result for "dew on ladybug".

[–]therabidmoose 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if the bug finds all of that water heavy and annoying.

I'd think it would be a huge inconvenience to start the morning by having to carry around a couple gallons of water on my back...

[–]thynk_twice 0 points1 point ago

Saw this at a quick glance and thought it said morning Jew... Needless to say I was a little confused by the content at first.

[–]Hellenomania 0 points1 point ago

[–]nirvanianlaughs 0 points1 point ago

Ladybug wanted a bath!

[–]CallMeCaleb 0 points1 point ago

"Good heavens, I've been Bedazzled!"

[–]Evan_the_Young 0 points1 point ago

I am a terrible person. I saw the thumbnail and thought it was a penis with a raspberry on it.

[–]thedynasoar 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]valhallatron 0 points1 point ago

I'm all jacked up on Morning Dew

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[–]constanto 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for the ladyberry.

Downvote for the reposted original.

And...my work here is done.

[–]TanToeRocks -1 points0 points ago

Dude, if this was weed, it would be dank as fuck

Edit: haters gonna hate

[–]DazeNrue -2 points-1 points ago

thats cool

[–]exbtard -1 points0 points ago

That's a dick and balls

[–]loevenzaan -4 points-3 points ago

awesome photo, even with spraybottle it's amazing you were able to get the bug to hold still (unless it's dead)

[–]CosmaiOwl 3 points4 points ago

This photo is very old, and has been on Reddit a thousand times, unfortunately. :( The poster did not take the photo.

[–]loevenzaan 0 points1 point ago

i get around some but not as much as others. had never seen one like that. I took one of a ladybug in a daisy the other day, but nothing as spectacular as that photo. Thanks for the clarification.

[–]Chudds -1 points0 points ago

I would eat that.

[–]cmilla -1 points0 points ago

He almost looks like a yummy raspberry.

[–]hovsang -1 points0 points ago

For some reason, I wanna eat it.

[–]FiL-dUbz -1 points0 points ago

Once upon a time I used to be a frequent visitor of broadbandreports.com, an incredibly useful site for all things computers/broadband/any digital technology. They have an incredible photo forum where this picture and many other macro's were posted. I knew it came from a BBR forum user the moment I saw the thumbnail. As a side note, if you ever have terrible PC/Mac issues, go to this site; it doubles as a full blown malware clean-up site. It's got a great user base which is helpful the instant you post a question. R.I.P. Dadkins.

[–]catsdanceonkeyboard -4 points-3 points ago

This is not morning dew. It is most likely from a light rain. Morning dew on the grass if from a process called guttation, which would not give that pattern of water droplets or leave the ladybug that saturated. But it's alright though because it's obvious you didn't take this picture in the first place. You've been a Redditor long enough to realize that this is a shameless repost. SHAME ON YOU. SHAME.

[–]MightyLemur 0 points1 point ago

Morning dew is from condensation, not guttation.

[–]catsdanceonkeyboard 0 points1 point ago

Wow, now don't I look dumb. I was severely misinformed.

[–]12_stones_brigade -5 points-4 points ago

is this shit for real? this is what peopleon this site sit around all day looking at?