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[–]danhendricks 447 points448 points ago

This is totally real and totally not generated by a website. Really.

[–]SHITBEARDTHEPIRATE 240 points241 points ago

"I was throwing my phone and yelling 'TRANSFORM'??"

"I know! you were so drunk!"

"Omg LOL I'm so random!"

[–]GeneralWarts 61 points62 points ago

<It's Sher@mie:)>

[–]CucumberJessi 11 points12 points ago

The fact that I get the reference makes me worry about how long I've been on reddit...

[–]Dabuscus214 4 points5 points ago

The fact that I see generalwarts and apostalate all the time

[–]CorDol95 0 points1 point ago

you and me both!

[–]SrsSteel 3 points4 points ago

LMAOOOOOOOO Wer so cuute!!((:

[–]masterexploder 15 points16 points ago

I still don't understand how these get upvotes if everyone knows they're fake

[–]SchroeKatz 1 point2 points ago

People love fiction

[–]Heep_Purple 2 points3 points ago

i think its just really funny. i really LOLd, even though it's fake. I guess everybody has that thing they keep laughing about, and for many people, it's this one.

[–]Annarr 0 points1 point ago

IMO, it's just so fake it's not even funny. If someone told me I threw my phone while I was drunk, I would be like "damn" not "NOW WHY WOULD I DO THAUUUTTT?" To add on to that, one would probably assume the crack was a result of their drunk night out. The fact that he put it into airplane mode is also completely irrelevant.

[–]kanyeezy24 71 points72 points ago

why does it seem like there is alot of posts on /r/funny that are upvoted by many, but mocked by the majority of the comments?

[–]DrascaL 46 points47 points ago

Because most people that enjoy it just upvote and move on.

[–]dsr541 21 points22 points ago

People that upvote ≠ People that comment

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -3 points-2 points ago

I just upvoted and commented.

CHECKMATE.

[–]TheInternetHivemind -5 points-4 points ago

I will poop on you.

CHECKMATER!

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -3 points-2 points ago

Nooooooo! My one weakness!

[–]TheInternetHivemind -1 points0 points ago

Come on man, I totally set you up for a "CHECKMATEST" joke. Then I say "CHECKMATESTER" and you respond with "CHECKMATE-CHESTER" and we all have a good laugh.

You ruined that.

You.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 0 points1 point ago

Sorry ;_;

[–]TheInternetHivemind 3 points4 points ago

It's ok, come give grampa a hug.

Mmmmm yeah, feel that ass. Mmmm... yeah...

I'm gonna ride that ass till it breaks down.

Mmnng...hnng...ugh...there we go...

Now, Gooberpatrol66, I'm gonna need you to not tell your parents about this.

[–]mocotazo 10 points11 points ago

Because the junior high kids out of school for the summer don't bother looking at comments.

[–]iananderson 1 point2 points ago

This stuff has been on the frontpage year round.

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[–]ForzaOne 1 point2 points ago

It's a stereotype. I agree with you, but the older people on reddit feel like they need to mock other people because they are younger and "less mature" than themselves.

[–]Enziguru -1 points0 points ago

Because when someone enjoys something they upvote and move to another and when they dont they wanna get a reward for watching "trash" so they comment for karma.

[–]Witnessed 159 points160 points ago

Oh it's so fake, it's not even funny...

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[–]cmilla 11 points12 points ago

Yea, that's why it wasn't funny....

[–]ForzaOne 31 points32 points ago

[–]zShwagg 10 points11 points ago

I love how it's not even exactly the same text as real iPhone text.

[–]jackchainsaw 17 points18 points ago

How does this fake horse shit get upvoted?

[–]Iknifecuzimgay 11 points12 points ago

Summer.

[–]fetusxfajita -3 points-2 points ago

you must be new

[–]unomaly 1 point2 points ago

now now, let him have his fun

[–]LeYoungGun 16 points17 points ago

When are the knights of new gonna permanently kill these off

[–]unomaly 2 points3 points ago

The Knights of New
Can't Win Without YOU!
buy war bonds today

[–]wappleby 5 points6 points ago

Is it sad that I saw this on Facebook before I saw it on Reddit??

[–]unomaly 0 points1 point ago

It was a fake facebook image. It's a lie, Mr. Wappleby.

[–]IS_THIS_STORY_REAL 7 points8 points ago

NO.

[–]Jeremy252 10 points11 points ago

These are so fucking lame.

[–]BimbelMarley 20 points21 points ago

Nice, a new piece to my collection of things that never happened!

[–]Flewwy 9 points10 points ago

Keep this stuff on FB please arsebandit.

[–]bumbaz 7 points8 points ago

Fake. There's no crack in the screenshot.

[–]MasterMasturBater 3 points4 points ago

You make Reddit and /r/funny a shit hole. Post like these make me hate this website. I'm amazed people actually upvote fake Iphone convos. You're a fucking idiot, your whole family are fucking idiots, and I hate you. Bierr fuck you, you stupid fucking moron.

[–]speenis 4 points5 points ago

Nothing has never happened as little as this hadn't not happened.

[–]3rd_degree_burn 1 point2 points ago

Yes. I mean, wait.. Yes.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 2 points3 points ago

Why is there a reposted fake iPhone conversation on my reddit.

Last night Bierrr was drunk and really wanted Karma.

Now why would he do that?

Because it's easy.

[–]ChewiestBroom 2 points3 points ago

So now we're reposting crappy jokes from facebook?

[–]Shitragecomics 1 point2 points ago

Now? We've been doing this for a long time.

[–]ameilius 4 points5 points ago

ugh - i HATE that 640+ people upvoted this

this is facebook material

[–]Rab_Legend 3 points4 points ago

Yeah I have a PHD in fake images from the internet and I assure you this is fake

[–]JLetten 1 point2 points ago

How do these damn things make it to the front page

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Why can't we keep these "I wasn't that drunk" pictures on 9gag and Memebase.

[–]CaptAwesomepants 1 point2 points ago

Are we still posting these?

[–]TeeBane 1 point2 points ago

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I bid /r/funny farewell.

[–]mcSibiss 2 points3 points ago

If you do that kind of shit, you didn't just "drink". Also, fake and gay.

[–]lime3 4 points5 points ago

I can't understand how 939 people were stupid enough to upvote this. Its not even the correct font for an iPhone for fucks sake.

[–]qOcOp 3 points4 points ago

Hey, rember like a year ago when this was funny?

[–]DarkJokernj 22 points23 points ago

No lol

[–]jsmayne 0 points1 point ago

maybe he was 11 years old last year?

[–]battletrooper 1 point2 points ago

Come on, how long ago was this?

[–]FaroutIGE 1 point2 points ago

You kept yelling- OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

[–]stupernan 0 points1 point ago

these are fake as hell, but still so funny

[–]ExistentLOList 0 points1 point ago

It's crap, but at least it moved away from the standard:

"I wasn't THAT drunk."

"Dude, you [insert obviously drunken behavior here]."

[–]AnonymousRitz 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit.

[–]Vytral 0 points1 point ago

Let's play truth or troll

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Good Joke, horrible execution. I CALL TROLL

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Downvote to hell.

[–]Shoeboxes0 0 points1 point ago

ITT: OP is a faggot.

[–]YawnSpawner 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my friend's idea for celebrating 9/11. He wanted to go around with a 12 pack and throw the empties at buildings while yelling "Airplane!".

[–]SpaghettiSandwich 0 points1 point ago

fakity fake fake fake...the font isn't even right

[–]lyricalsaint 0 points1 point ago

This conversation actually took place. Absolutely now way that this is a fake.

[–]ViolatingUncle 0 points1 point ago

Who up votes this fake shit?

[–]honeydee 0 points1 point ago

A friend of mine actually did this yesterday while he was drunk. We were waiting for him to get in the car. He yelled something, turned around and threw his phone. We had to help him in, find his phone and try not to laugh while he asked what happened.

[–]bjbyrne 0 points1 point ago

128 fucking comments about it being fake. Now that is sad.

[–]justanotherprick 0 points1 point ago

Holy god damn fucking shit - I hate this fucking fake-ass shit. O.p. should be flogged.

[–]MathewMurdock 0 points1 point ago

Fake.

[–]flamingllama33 0 points1 point ago

Is it really that hard to make a real one? You would just need to get another Person, (or a text free app)...

[–]daggius 0 points1 point ago

Fake and gay

[–]poler_bear 0 points1 point ago

How do posts like these keep getting upvoted? It's baffling.

[–]lespaul134 0 points1 point ago

It's totally fake, but at least it's funny

[–]larson92 0 points1 point ago

STOP MAKING FAKE BULLSHIT FOR KARMA.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i read that as crack (not a crack) and was rather confused

[–]savvytabby 0 points1 point ago

Who cares if it's fake damn no need to take everything on here so seriously

[–]ciaran1667 0 points1 point ago

Lol.. Logging in immediately to up-vote this..

[–]simmy-5x 0 points1 point ago

Fake

[–]Smells_like 0 points1 point ago

bullshit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also... stole the shit out of this joke, which in itself, has been reposted a million times.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish -1 points0 points ago

That's no way to train your Ditto.

[–]flounder19 -1 points0 points ago

"Dude, why is my phone covered in semen?"

"You kept telling me you were going to make an egg of yourself"

[–]NFSHP2 -1 points0 points ago

NEED FOR SPEED HOT PURSUIT 2

[–]ncocca -3 points-2 points ago

Who cares if this isn't real? It's pretty amusing. TBH, I could see my drunk self doing that.

[–]Robot_Nazi_From_Mars 2 points3 points ago

Hows middle school going?

[–]ncocca 0 points1 point ago

Sorry for finding a joke amusing. I'll try to teach my sense of humor not to be so liberal anymore.

Oh, and middle school went well, from what I can remember.

[–]forshow -2 points-1 points ago

I forgot how wide iPhone screen shots are... oh wait no I didn't.

[–]logiclex -1 points0 points ago

@willferrel left a similar post on his twitter feed on 5/16/11. Just saying.

[–]jstud15 -1 points0 points ago

I laughed so hard I peed a little!

[–]BLACK_NATSU -1 points0 points ago

laughed too hard at that

[–]mrpti -2 points-1 points ago

WHO DARES TO DISTURB THE ETERNAL SLUMBER OF THE DRUNKTEXT MEME? CRUNCH * world implodes *

[–]cwalk50rice -2 points-1 points ago

You should be an optimist prime about it, at least your phone still works...

[–]geiorgy -2 points-1 points ago

i read this as - why is there crack on my phone... and i was like daam that shit is crazy

[–]CapnCrayg -2 points-1 points ago

So alcohol is legal, but marijuana isn't? I know some people might, but I've NEVER tried to destroy any of my own property while high.

[–]necrodude -2 points-1 points ago

Not to be a stoner fag but this needs to cross posted to r/trees... they'll just get it....

[–]shineyzombie -4 points-3 points ago

In Blurr's voice,"Transform!youcandoitanyonecandoitjusttransformtransform!"

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

now why would i do that

really?

I'd say Bullshit, you're making that up, buy me a new phone. But since this is all fake...

[–]hisnamewaschaz -4 points-3 points ago

oh man, i wanna party with that guy

[–]malaclypse -4 points-3 points ago

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

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