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[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 10 points11 points ago

It's ALAN MOORE! if you knew who he was, you'd know this caption doesn't do him justice http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Moore

[–]harvey881 4 points5 points ago

It's a shopped caption too.

[–]photosonny 1 point2 points ago

No way the BBC would use the word 'Mall'.

[–]kelvinkraze 10 points11 points ago

Repost.

[–]Misterbert 1 point2 points ago

God I love this man. I mean, he looks homeless, but I think that's because he doesn't give a fuck. I can't wait till I get to the point where I'm comfortable enough in life to say, 'Fuck it, I'm not gonna shave today. Maybe not tomorrow.'

[–]JacksLackOfTrust 1 point2 points ago

We don't use the word mall in the UK I'm afraid. Fake.

[–]turnleftdale 1 point2 points ago

Old, fake, repost.

[–]Flopsey 0 points1 point ago

I wish this was my resume

[–]ShotgunMadMaxwell 0 points1 point ago

He's crazy but he's a genius.

[–]mrtaffysack 0 points1 point ago

Also changed his name after the Jumanji incident

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

GEORGE HARRISON!

[–]ReadyThor -2 points-1 points ago

How exactly does one impersonate a writer?

[–]King-of-Spades42 0 points1 point ago

get away with being Dan Brown

[–]telegrams -1 points0 points ago

it's not an impersonation if he is the guy

[–]Cutgodofwar -1 points0 points ago

I think we found Lies_About_Expertise...

[–]crom_maister -2 points-1 points ago

They forgot to add LEGEND!

[–]SquidManHero -2 points-1 points ago

So...awesome.

[–]PutMyDickOnYourHead -2 points-1 points ago

I hear his Rasputin impersonation is spot on.

[–]el3kt2ik -2 points-1 points ago

I would definitely sit on his lap and ask for presents.

[–]My-taken_username -3 points-2 points ago

Alan more... nice try Dumbledore