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[–]pileofpylons 16 points17 points ago

And he was pleasantly butt-raped shortly after.

[–]SilverGoat 6 points7 points ago

Atleast he showed him a good time first, if i were ever to be raped, i would prefer that.

[–]1stLtObvious 1 point2 points ago

Not if he consents.

[–]ComebackShane 2 points3 points ago

RIP Rob & Elliot. Never got the recognition they deserved.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

They're still around...

I followed them for a while, and although they have a few good strips, honestly I didn't think it was all that funny on a regular basis.

[–]krazypoloc 0 points1 point ago

I agree....why the fuck are these images being tagged to Funny Junk? Why are we not giving credit to the original author? Matthew Inman would not be amused!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Oh shut the fuck up. 600+ people don't care that it's a repost and enjoyed it. If you don't like, downvote it, then go fuck yourself and get a life.

[–]WhitneyRobbens[S] 2 points3 points ago

Seconded. Look, you have to know that it is virtually impossible for everyone to have seen exactly the same as you, Dantzig.

Just down vote and have done, really it's all that's needed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

calm yer farm

[–]qpqpdbdbqpqp 2 points3 points ago

"Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic."

Which part of this you do not understand?

[–]VodkaSalad 3 points4 points ago

This made smile

[–]warshipaway 0 points1 point ago

This made all smile.

[–]nthensome 0 points1 point ago

I haven't seen this is, at least, a week.

10 days tops.

[–]IndeedDude 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to do that some day Xd

[–]WhitneyRobbens[S] -1 points0 points ago

Watch your ass!

[–]RobinYurkock 1 point2 points ago

In the comic, it shows he's still in the men's bathroom. It's unlikely for a woman to write that. So, I wonder if he's homosexual or curious...

[–]PakEDerm 4 points5 points ago

Or maybe he was just looking for a good time.

[–]zoodiary8 0 points1 point ago

Home sexual in my thinking...

[–]Nisas 0 points1 point ago

not all good times are sexual

[–]Sandbox47 0 points1 point ago

0917 ... I recognise it. What's it from?

[–]SDuder 0 points1 point ago

[–]awesomebossum 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]MrsHiMyNameIsHannah 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost

[–]noblearc -1 points0 points ago

Number should be 867-5309.

[–]Derpylol -1 points0 points ago

copy and patse Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe {LYRICS} | New Single!