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[–]chickiej75 121 points122 points ago

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Who doesn't love dick pops?!

[–]Tactful 117 points118 points ago

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Double-dip those bad-boys in some mixed nuts and baby, you got a semi-profitable sitcom business going.

[–]6ksuit 69 points70 points ago

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There's always money in the dick pop stand.

[–]JackAceHole 22 points23 points ago

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Gimme a hand GOB.

[–]MailOrderYaks 2 points3 points ago

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They always look like popsicles this close.

[–]vaginaborn 48 points49 points ago

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Why'd you dip a dick pop in a baby ಠ_ಠ

[–]Leadpipe 4 points5 points ago

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I knew I should have kept animation rights...

[–]rasputine 3 points4 points ago

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Some kind of semi, for sure.

[–]Chocablock 3 points4 points ago

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JD's [chocolate] Bananas and Nuts

[–]Humpty_Humper 1 point2 points ago

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Cocksicles. Variation: Doublestuffed

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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two sticks! what is this mardi gras?!

[–]TheKeggles 25 points26 points ago

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One skin, two skin, three skin...

[–]fits_in_anus 32 points33 points ago

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foreskin...

[–]pgds 11 points12 points ago

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your name+comment=do not want

[–]nickdude77 2 points3 points ago

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Do want.

[–]thesoppywanker 2 points3 points ago

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Wait right here, I'll be back to cut your penises.

[–]Gpr1me 4 points5 points ago

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They're a mouthful!

[–]poteaser 0 points1 point ago

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mmmm, dick pops.

[–]krautwurstsalat 0 points1 point ago

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Violet choclate ?! I`ll skip that, even though i love to suck on dick pops.

[–]random314 0 points1 point ago

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Dicks. Dicks does not like dick pops.

[–]GoGoGadgetPants 0 points1 point ago

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I personally like the sound of "penis pops" myself.

[–]helium_farts 22 points23 points ago

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That... was no mistake.

[–]techai 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed.

[–]KH8675309 76 points77 points ago

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Is it bad that these look delicious to me?

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[–]hinduguru 6 points7 points ago

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Feel free to record yourself. I mean, not for me of course, just for, you know...science.

[–]SkaveRat 14 points15 points ago

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who is this "science" guy? People are really doing a lot for him

[–]mach-2 11 points12 points ago

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He's a fatty. Just the other day, they found out that he may have a higgs boson. Tiny looking thing.

[–]Hallc 1 point2 points ago

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No no no, this is the "Science Guy".

[–]rblue 33 points34 points ago

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No. It's all of the excitement of fellating a dude, with none of the salty bitterness or regret two minutes down the road, and ALL of the chocolate banananess.

[–]islaydragons 8 points9 points ago

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Two minutes. Ha!

[–]rblue 1 point2 points ago

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Well your mileage may vary (I'm told)... I ... I nevermind. :)

[–]Gpr1me 16 points17 points ago

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If only real dick tasted like dick pops.

[–]rblue 3 points4 points ago

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I'd be full-on gay, and not this partial 26% that I probably am.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Me 2, I raise you a partial 27% ;-)

[–]rblue 2 points3 points ago

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Somewhat partially gay fist-bump :)

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 3 points4 points ago

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Well... um.. I may have looked this up years ago but there are ways through diet to flavor semen...

[–]SupremeSlice 4 points5 points ago

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If anyone wants to know, the quick answer is pineapple juice.

[–]pasmeme 3 points4 points ago

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dip a dick in nutella.

[–]guraqt06[S] 17 points18 points ago

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maybe, but they tasted great!

[–]amnotamoose 54 points55 points ago

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[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 19 points20 points ago

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I forgot how they aged them in the movie. They were a lot younger in the book, and way more bratty. Pretty gross.

[–]random314 1 point2 points ago

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[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 5 points6 points ago

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Actually I was referring to the girls I think they were 12 or 13. Cool picture though

[–]ThePendulum 1 point2 points ago

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Still a pretty good looking fellow for his age.

[–]handman1 1 point2 points ago

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What movie is this?

[–]totoro11 7 points8 points ago

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A Clockwork Orange. Netflix it, it's a classic!

[–]handman1 3 points4 points ago

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I thought it looked familiar. Why do I not remember this scene.... time to go back and watch it. Thanks

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 4 points5 points ago

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The movie is A Clockwork Orange, books by the same name. It's not half bad, the book is cool because of the slang they use throughout it.

[–]PigDog4 1 point2 points ago

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I find the book so incredibly difficult to read. I've tried three times now, and by the time I get about a quarter of the way through my head hurts and I can't make myself continue. I find myself just reading words instead of actually reading the book.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 1 point2 points ago

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I hear the same thing a lot actually. I somehow manage to enjoy the weird language.

[–]Beebronson 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck, that movie is so wonderfully creepy.

Going to go rewatch {A Clockwork Orange}.

[–]calomile 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah, like I'm going to eat a chocolate covered penis in a $4000 suit. COME ON.

[–]6ksuit 27 points28 points ago

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You're going to mention your four thousand dollar suit to the guy in the six THOUSAND dollar suit?! COME ON!

[–]calomile 0 points1 point ago

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Bravo!

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 0 points1 point ago

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I must know. How long have you waited to make a comment like that?

[–]klondikebear 5 points6 points ago

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1 year

[–]duckym 4 points5 points ago

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Came here for AD jokes. Not disappointed.

[–]Aikidi 4 points5 points ago

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I'm a little disappointed

[–]thesoppywanker 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Aikidi 1 point2 points ago

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That helped!

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[–]MYDOGSTELLA 9 points10 points ago

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Flacid Mandingo

[–]guraqt06[S] 8 points9 points ago

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they were actually quite hard...

she froze them to set the chocolate.

[–]helium_farts 13 points14 points ago

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Next time she may want to temper the chocolate. That way it will set and stay hard at room temp.

[–]waywaybaairwa 7 points8 points ago

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There's a joke in there.

[–]stillalone 5 points6 points ago

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ok, let me try: If your chocolate stays hard for more than 4 hrs then you should consult a physician.

[–]ha1rzr 1 point2 points ago

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but then it isn't a frozen chocolate banana, which are so good. Better than ice cream.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 1 point2 points ago

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Ignoring the pun comments, I'm just wondering how you.temper chocolate

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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http://candy.about.com/od/candybasics/ht/temperchoc.htm

Basically heat your chocolate to 100-110 degrees (Fahrenheit) in the microwave, add chunks of chocolate to cool it to about 85-86 degrees, keep it at that temperature while you dip stuff. Cool the dipped stuff at room temp.

This works extra well for dipping cold stuff that has been in the refrigerator (strawberries) or freezer (bananas). Peel the bananas, stab them with wooden sticks and wrap them in cellophane before you freeze them.

If you want to make something really awesome, melt some caramel in the microwave. Coat the top of an oreo with peanut butter, put the oreos on wax paper a cooking tray, and drizzle the melted caramel over the oreo until the top is completely covered. Refrigerate them, then dip them in tempered chocolate. Best thing EVER.

Sorry I got a little carried away... I worked in a chocolate store for 5 years. Chocolate covered strawberries are not nearly as difficult as they want you to think. So overpriced.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 2 points3 points ago

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I mouth jizzed at the oreo idea.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's amazing because the top part of the oreo gets slightly mushy... in a good way... while the bottom part stays crunchy

[–]TenaciousBe 8 points9 points ago

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10 cents gets ya nuts.

[–]micflo 39 points40 points ago

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There's money in the penis stand, I mean the banana stand

[–]thesoppywanker 7 points8 points ago

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You just embarrassed yourself in front of T-Bone.

[–]sammysignal 1 point2 points ago

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I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich

[–]Sloth_speed 1 point2 points ago

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And that's why you always leave a note when you finish the milk.

[–]The_Cooler_King 10 points11 points ago

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oh COME ON!!! :)

[–]6ksuit 17 points18 points ago

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You're going to feed dick pops to the guy in the six THOUSAND dollar suit?! COME ON!

[–]Uncreativity_Alarm 8 points9 points ago

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Beep.

[–]Hopko682 1 point2 points ago

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Only had to read through 8 comments before I got to the inevitable Arrested Development comments. Good job.

[–]mokr22 2 points3 points ago

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You know nothing John snow , Lindsay bluth

[–]I0I0I0I 14 points15 points ago

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Purple.

[–]guraqt06[S] -1 points0 points ago

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no, instagram.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I was looking for the comment explaining why this had a filter.

[–]woeb0t 6 points7 points ago

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Still would eat. Monkey tails are the best.

[–]KinoftheFlames 2 points3 points ago

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You can suck them and suck them and suck them and they'll never get any smaller. Never!

[–]katiewicks 3 points4 points ago

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Chocolate dick sticks be lookin good

[–]Proditus 2 points3 points ago

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[–]timothygruich 3 points4 points ago

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You have any idea how many foods are shaped like dicks?? THE BEST KINDS

[–]pulpfree 3 points4 points ago

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Chocolate cocksicles

[–]dtaditaw 0 points1 point ago

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Always my dessert after a large peckeroni pizza.

[–]guraqt06[S] 0 points1 point ago

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by far my favorite nickname for them!

[–]BabaDuda 7 points8 points ago

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We NEED a photo of your sister eating it.

For science!

[–]isntitragicst 2 points3 points ago

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[–]operationblackwater 0 points1 point ago

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Oh the 90's!

[–]Dreddy 2 points3 points ago

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Put a ice-cream stick or a skewer into a peeled banana and freeze it. When you want one put it out and throw ice-magic all over it and it hardens pretty damn quick. The best part is these keep in the freezer for ages so you can just make a bunch of them and have them ready to chocorize whenever you want.

Also, during summer, freeze a large orange. Cut it down across ways and you can eat out the little triangle parts with a teaspoon!

Just doing my civic duty!

[–]pimp_swagga 2 points3 points ago

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Chocochodes

[–]atlasbound 1 point2 points ago

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Chococock ?

[–]pimp_swagga 1 point2 points ago

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Cockolates

[–]Postiez 6 points7 points ago

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bananas are shaped similar to dicks, get over it

[–]akatherder 25 points26 points ago

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Get over it? That's basically the only reason I eat them. Especially in the break room at work. I also have bananas sometimes too.

[–]FreakNetwork 1 point2 points ago

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reason why you NEVER include banana with chocolate

[–]chrisinurpants 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect for bj practice

[–]9ninety_nine9 1 point2 points ago

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They'd be a great hen's night treat. Market them to horny brides to be ....... profit.

[–]Lootoxia_N 1 point2 points ago

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The one top is most unnervingly convincing.

[–]I_can_only_say_PENIS 1 point2 points ago

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PENIS

[–]Sputnikk23 1 point2 points ago

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I'm just going to leave this here as the most relative comment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL08Ud_2SyU

[–]analfuck 1 point2 points ago

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Black ones

[–]enjoyingthe 1 point2 points ago

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Well I don't know about you, but my favorite flavor of popsicle is dick.

[–]beanso 1 point2 points ago

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Why the fuck would you use an Instagram filter on a picture of food? This looks like bananas covered with purple drank paste.

[–]holdingmytongue 1 point2 points ago

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It's a kick-ass treat for a bridal shower/stagette. I'll have remember this.

[–]guraqt06[S] 1 point2 points ago

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that's what i said! i'm engaged, so I told her to remember these for my bachelorette party :)

[–]bigfig 1 point2 points ago

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Put them in tacos, where they belong.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I wrote this somewhere else, but the key to making non-dick chocolate covered bananas is tempered chocolate.

http://candy.about.com/od/candybasics/ht/temperchoc.htm

Basically heat your chocolate to 100-110 degrees (Fahrenheit) in the microwave, add chunks of chocolate to cool it to about 85-86 degrees, keep it at that temperature while you dip stuff. Cool the dipped stuff at room temp. The temps don't have to be perfect, just close. The chocolate should be liquid-y but not burning hot to the touch.

This works extra well for dipping cold stuff that has been in the refrigerator (strawberries) or freezer (bananas). Peel the bananas, stab them with wooden sticks and wrap them in cellophane before you freeze them.

If you want to make something really awesome, melt some caramel in the microwave. Coat the top of an oreo with peanut butter, put the oreos on wax paper a cooking tray, and drizzle the melted caramel over the oreo until the top is completely covered. Refrigerate them, then dip them in tempered chocolate. Best thing EVER.

Sorry I got a little carried away... I worked in a chocolate store for 5 years. Chocolate covered strawberries are not nearly as difficult as they want you to think. So overpriced.

I also know how to make really good chocolate covered orange peels if anyone is interested

[–]Hippo_Kankles 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing sexual here whatsoever.

[–]chealey23 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHA I laughed so hard when I read the heading, HAHAHA

[–]busted_up_chiffarobe 1 point2 points ago

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I just blue myself.

[–]ShepardTone 2 points3 points ago

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I'll have mine with some cream.

[–]510andgrowing 1 point2 points ago

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Probably much to her dismay, the only way I could eat one would be to put it in a bowl and mash it with a spoon until unrecognizable.

[–]wikkedwhite 2 points3 points ago

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Then you'd smash it into a vagina.

[–]guraqt06[S] 4 points5 points ago

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yeah...she wasn't too happy about it. But she was a good sport :)

[–]mildly_insane 0 points1 point ago

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I'd still blow that popsicle joint!

[–]seannino 0 points1 point ago

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One word: ENEMA!

[–]typtyphus 0 points1 point ago

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I think she nailed it.

[–]katsrc 0 points1 point ago

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Phallic treats with your sister-in-law, huh? I think she's trying to tell you something.

[–]cbrunos 0 points1 point ago

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A2M bananas are best bananas.

[–]Sit-Down_Comedian 0 points1 point ago

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In fairness to your sister, every chocolate covered banana looks like a huge black cock.

[–]Stember 0 points1 point ago

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There is no way the one on the right is a banana...

[–]thecatscatch 0 points1 point ago

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Hello? Hello?.... Oh hai Freud speaking :)

[–]Bookling- 0 points1 point ago

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Dick Pops?! Dear lord, you made me laugh so hard with your brilliant title.

[–]MFCH 0 points1 point ago

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There's always money in the Dick-Pop stand!

[–]Atario 0 points1 point ago

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She ribbed them for her pleasure.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dunno, looks like poop to me. Shit on a stick. A phalanx of Doody.

[–]Tyrien 0 points1 point ago

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Completely straight, but I still want one.

[–]depaulbluedemon 0 points1 point ago

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Ribbed for everyone's pleasure.

[–]DaisyAdair 0 points1 point ago

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Those look delicious. Send me one!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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LOL you need to post pics of you'll eating them

[–]jimmy4010 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the should end up in r/foodporn

[–]danoll 0 points1 point ago

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Put them in you.

[–]deadboyfriend 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer Nutella dickpops.

[–]HPLolcraft 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm chocobananos haha.

[–]Nathan13 0 points1 point ago

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You had me at "dick pops"

[–]N-DAR 0 points1 point ago

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Tried? There's no recipe. You just take the banana and stick it in the...

[–]catjuggler 0 points1 point ago

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Hopefully she was making them for a bachelorette party

[–]Klingenbart 0 points1 point ago

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PUT IT IN YER MOUTH!

[–]PenumbraIV 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for not posting this to /r/wtf

[–]karma_virus 0 points1 point ago

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I have an addiction to Banana Flavored Rum mixed with Chocolate McDonald's milkshakes. Sweet alcoholic liquid banana splits!

[–]IamGrimReefer 0 points1 point ago

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they sell phallic frozen bananas at like every fair and festival of the summer in chicago. it's mildly arousing to watch all this women go to town on frozen dildos.

[–]Demojen 0 points1 point ago

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Ribbed for her pleasure.

[–]Fatumsch 0 points1 point ago

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It must be cold there.

[–]Beautybabe09 0 points1 point ago

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Looks good!

[–]Usernameisntthatlong 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it purple.. ?

[–]Halbrium 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sandals0sandals 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Vitto9 0 points1 point ago

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Alternate names:

"Dick on a stick"

"Cock Pops"

[–]djdiggla 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like they have horrible blue-balls

[–]fnewtoreddit 0 points1 point ago

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dick on a stick

[–]sammysignal 0 points1 point ago

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Big yellow joint, big yellow joint I'll take you down to the big yellow joint!

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 0 points1 point ago

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Aren't the black dick pops supposed to be bigger?

[–]mwplethora 0 points1 point ago

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Put it in your mouth :)

[–]karabekian77 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Knews2Me 0 points1 point ago

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"So my sister-in-law made chocolate covered bananas. I think she's trying to tell me something." - FTFY

Unless she's really young... then I just broke it for you.

[–]arkofjoy 0 points1 point ago

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The funny thing is, If your sister set out to make "dick Pops" they probably would have looked less like dicks

[–]DMTryp 0 points1 point ago

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What foods are shaped like dicks? THE BEST KIND!

[–]qw1ks1lv3r 0 points1 point ago

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What about Wonder Woman Penis Cookies?

http://i.imgur.com/BVKww.png

[–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

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chubsicles

[–]thefuckdude 0 points1 point ago

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sweet jesus, i would eat a dozen.

[–]fckingmiracles 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it.

[–]TheDarkDays 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Stawgbait 0 points1 point ago

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there not dick pops, only shit covered dicks

[–]lythander 0 points1 point ago

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One way to avoid phallic imagery: the banishkabob. Not my invention.

But the bananas into one inch chunks, space evenly on the stick/skewer/etc. Freeze, then dip. Allows a greater chocolate to banana ratio if you leave room between the pieces, and would also leave space for other add-ins (nuts?).

[–]ryanasimov 0 points1 point ago

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THANK YOU for not putting an apostrophe in "pops".

[–]guraqt06[S] 1 point2 points ago

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As a fellow grammarian, you're welcome!

[–]functionoverform 0 points1 point ago

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Dick pops or "cock suckers"?

[–]JollyClogger 0 points1 point ago

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They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

[–]Raxnor 0 points1 point ago

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You need to freeze the bananas first, that way the chocolate layers correctly, and you don't have giant cocks.

[–]danguro 0 points1 point ago

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Now in chode size

[–]houdini404 0 points1 point ago

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"dick pops" made me laugh much more than it should have. Have an upvote

[–]SHITSTAGRAM_FIXER 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Baracuda7711 0 points1 point ago

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At least it doesn't taste like dicks.

[–]guraqt06[S] 1 point2 points ago

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no, they tasted delicious!

[–]Dildos 0 points1 point ago

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Lol i read "dick poops"

[–]CelestialDawn 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

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She's made a huge mistake

[–]louky 0 points1 point ago

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Needs chocolate salty balls.

[–]Jukepot 0 points1 point ago

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Okay. Popscockles, we can haves.

[–]haligoon 0 points1 point ago

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More like dick poops

[–]Hoboblaster 0 points1 point ago

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When dick pops are flaccid....I give you permission to cry

[–]bonytony21 0 points1 point ago

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They seem awfully short for chocolate flavor.

[–]Senor_Wilson 0 points1 point ago

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Chocolate wasn't tempered properly and was too cool when they were "dipped". Looks like she tried to spread it on.

[–]birdnerd 0 points1 point ago

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I would eat the shit out of those. No homo.

[–]guraqt06[S] 1 point2 points ago

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haha me too!

[–]ClockworkINTP 0 points1 point ago

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Still would've eaten it

[–]Artraz 0 points1 point ago

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I think the correct term is "Dicksicles"..

[–]gordonoshea 0 points1 point ago

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Lmao we made these at DQ when I worked there and had the girls do a deep throat contest with whipped cream on the ends of the banana. Good times.

[–]pizearke 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of weird swirly penises have you been looking at?

[–]northeasy 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta love the choco-bananas ;)

[–]ehjayred 0 points1 point ago

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Well, did you at least have one?!