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[–]chocolate_vomiter 3 points4 points ago

Necrophilirat... haha

[–]Keegan1 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping this would be somewhere in the comments

[–]plobo4 2 points3 points ago

That's some hardcore pixel on pixel action.

[–]mamajamerson 1 point2 points ago

This is the best ever use of that phrase, if ya ask me.

[–]industrialbird 1 point2 points ago

still a better love story than twilight

[–]DontCallMeNeilSedaka 0 points1 point ago

DM;CIMT

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 0 points1 point ago

The bottom mouse faces the unenviable fate of being trapped under a dead partner, penetrated by a corpse until she dies of starvation. That would matter.

[–]777mike777 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Beastface86 0 points1 point ago

But I cried the whole time.

[–]Ottoblock 0 points1 point ago

Been there, done that.

[–]natedawg144 0 points1 point ago

At least he didn't have a bag on his head

[–]5465465465555 0 points1 point ago

I guess George Carlin was wrong. It does occur to them too.