Oy, this is my favorite type of troll - the grey knight!

Now, I'm sure you've heard on other specials about white knights rushing to the defense of the bullied, but the grey knight loves to participate in parody rather than the immediate defense. But this grey knight is an awesome specimen, because even though Ron_McNeil_DeSagan is technically a troll, 'e's a funny troll. That means that the post gets upvotes - and attention!

You can tell that it's a troll post because there's no invitation to dialogue. Indeed, emphasis on the two of them not knowing how sex works, reference to circlejerking, and the obviously sarcastic congrats, are all telltale signs of an attempt at eliciting an emotional response from the OP and others. The intended effect, I believe, is a sense of violation at being so belittled for a comment. So our troll is a very strong baiter; we're lucky to have folks like Zamb97 around, who laugh at the joke rather than falling prey to an attempt at self-justification.

I'd say that while we could bag Ron_McNeil_DeSagan and really bring a nice specimen to Melbourne, we're better off leaving him in the natural environment. Remember, kids, not all trolls need to be bagged; some play a key role in the natural regulation of the environment.