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[–]JayDee240 51 points52 points ago

[–]Neogodfather 19 points20 points ago

Reminds me of this

[–]afdlips 6 points7 points ago

Because everybody needs toucan stubs.

[–]TheYoungLiar 1 point2 points ago

[–]BlueRazors 1 point2 points ago

[–]FapFlop 0 points1 point ago

[–]ThisRiverisWild -1 points0 points ago

reminds me of that Pingu episode.

[–]Pooprainbows 1 point2 points ago

...pingu.... Oh my god, pingu!

[–]cheesy_grin 2 points3 points ago

Hai

[–]somebeach 2 points3 points ago

sure, ill give you one

[–]cheesy_grin 1 point2 points ago

thanks beech!

[–]metroidworld 5 points6 points ago

[–]Anderz 7 points8 points ago

Tagging that photo on Facebook would be difficult.

[–]ecmmyers 0 points1 point ago

It's Andre!

[–]galileofan 0 points1 point ago

He's not a fan

[–]Red_Woody 21 points22 points ago

[–]Megawatts19 1 point2 points ago

I like this adaptation much more.

[–]notsurewhatiam 5 points6 points ago

I see your mom is making the front page again.

[–]T-REXEXEX 12 points13 points ago

This is so old it's almost unfair to call it a repost. This brings up an entirely different question of what makes a repost even. How soon does something need to be re-posted for it to qualify as a repost? I'm pretty sure I saw this as much as 6 or 7 years ago, which means that many people who cruise this site on a daily basis may not have ever seen it before, being that they were only 8 or 9 when it first appeared. It isn't a re-post to them, does that mean that it isn't a re-post for us? What does any post mean? What are we really doing here, on this vast link aggregation site? What are we accomplishing here in our lives, reaching out for that shared human experience that we strive for as a species, but never really attain on such a sterile, digital level? Who's on first?

[–]Timid_Pimp 2 points3 points ago

In terms of older content being reposts for Redditors who have been here longer you're describing part of Eternal September.

[–]T-REXEXEX 0 points1 point ago

Interesting!

[–]synachynadodiechodie 1 point2 points ago

Wow man I hope you figured something out in there, it looked pretty promising toward the end. Self-actualization: achieved?

[–]kushmush 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me Eddie Murphy

[–]402newguy 2 points3 points ago

Michael Clarke Duncan when he's getting electrocuted in The Green Mile.

[–]kushmush 1 point2 points ago

so true

[–]maga97 5 points6 points ago

Laughed way more than I should have...no wait, right amount

[–]purenitrogen 0 points1 point ago

If I wouldn't have to explain to everyone why I'm laughing so hard, that picture would have me in tears. I held back the laughter of a thousand ecstatic children.

[–]ImperiousRex 9 points10 points ago

SAY WHO GIVES A SHIT!!

[–]mokr22 3 points4 points ago

but is it a repost? The context has changed the 5 images before were about; my face when I see i have dishes to do.

And it led to a poignant discussion on the politics of home cleaning.

What is art? Is in its form, or method of delivery to the viewer.

[–]howtoplayreddit 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if you're kind of clever/funny, or legit retarded.

[–]tatersalad911 1 point2 points ago

Are the kardashians doing another photoshoot?

[–]vbar44 1 point2 points ago

Hey Olaf, show your metal face girls think sexy

[–]ricebowlbaby 1 point2 points ago

Really? No one posted this?!

[–]AdorablyDead 1 point2 points ago

It's the Nagus!

[–]mikeyrudiman 1 point2 points ago

Anybody else see this?

[–]MrMackay 3 points4 points ago

HHHRRRNNK

[–]teefletch 0 points1 point ago

i think i know this onomatopoeia, and it is hilarious that you made an attempt to capture that noise. i love it

[–]thebigm101 3 points4 points ago

god he looks better than me when i smile

[–]Todomanna 1 point2 points ago

I feel your pain, good sir/madam.

[–]cant_leave_this_site 4 points5 points ago

This is pretty close to the position I'm in right now

[–]Burnsite 2 points3 points ago

Here's who I see. http://i.imgur.com/jjJ2K.jpg

[–]J7X717 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/eB5ZB.jpg

That's who I see.

[–]Fr4t 2 points3 points ago

Most accurate.

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[–]Burnsite -1 points0 points ago

I really don't think so.

[–]frankie_prankster 1 point2 points ago

Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!

[–]FinalGuardian 1 point2 points ago

Older than the internet...

[–]Paperjace 1 point2 points ago

Are you serious? This picture has been floating around on the internet for almost a decade. Go watch hamster dance or numa numa.

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

This sounds like a repost complaint. This is the first time I, as well as many others, have seen this. Frankly It's adorable and it made me happy.

[–]Cheeseish 0 points1 point ago

SAY THINE NAME!

[–]cheesy_grin 0 points1 point ago

You call that cheesy?

[–]Moes_Before_Bros 0 points1 point ago

This appears to be a seal excreting waste via it's anus.

But I'm no seal poo professional.

[–]I_Make_Lame_Puns 0 points1 point ago

Cheesy

[–]caleb1300 0 points1 point ago

We all know one

[–]atypicalreddituser 0 points1 point ago

King of the jungle

[–]jusksmit 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but wonder if that image was the inspiration for the toothless scene.

[–]thermal_shock 0 points1 point ago

looks like the guy from green mile with a mouthful of lemonheads.

[–]SwaggaSaurusNick 0 points1 point ago

ermergad cameraa

[–]splel_cechk_fwt 0 points1 point ago

This accurately represents all of my yearbook photos.

[–]rockstang 0 points1 point ago

ok we're just going to insert the rectal probe. You may feel a little pressure.

[–]Charlie_The_Lone_Fal 0 points1 point ago

that's my taco bell poop face

[–]I_want_the_gold 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does this seal look exactly like the Farengi named Rom, from ST:DS9?

I'm going to go adjust some inertial dampeners.

[–]TheBasics92 0 points1 point ago

Lmao good shit!

[–]jerolelmerol 0 points1 point ago

retardville up in here

[–]eragonisdragon 0 points1 point ago

The only repost I won't complain about because it's so fucking funny.

[–]YouNeedNewDrapes 0 points1 point ago

Is it trying to push something out that isn't ideally meant to come out?

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

"No, not cheese, cheese constipated me"

[–]StuffPlus 0 points1 point ago

Looks like something off creature comforts :D

[–]here_for_the_lols 0 points1 point ago

He looks like melting Tar.

[–]JTyler82 0 points1 point ago

My fiancé says this is me whenever she wants to take a nice picture of me. Lol. :(

[–]Arknell 0 points1 point ago

[–]luigifan327 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of that blob monster that came out of the closet in the movie Evolution

[–]Yoshirox 0 points1 point ago

I don't think he likes cheese

[–]haloquent 0 points1 point ago

It's toothless!

[–]scoobysam 0 points1 point ago

[–]darkkite23 0 points1 point ago

Fuck... How'd you get this picture of me?

[–]incredible-ninja 0 points1 point ago

am I the only one that wants to say "what kind of cheese?" when they ask you to say cheese?

[–]ForcedSim 0 points1 point ago

This is quite possibly the most reposted image on the internet.

[–]runs_with_knives 0 points1 point ago

Eddie Murphy

[–]DSTFU 0 points1 point ago

SUPRISE BUTTSECKS

[–]LightingEnvirons 0 points1 point ago

a nice vintage repost

[–]OrphanShepherd 0 points1 point ago

[–]AlwaysHasAnOpinion 0 points1 point ago

Lols ensued, irl.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

I think it just is taking a shit.

[–]harrywon7 0 points1 point ago

ERMAHGHERD! CHEZE!

[–]CanadiangirlEH 0 points1 point ago

I can't look at this picture without giggling at the very least, so I made it my desktop background and now I smile every time I go on my computer :) So thanks for making me laugh! <3

[–]kllrby10 0 points1 point ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[–]Old-Ben-Kenobi 0 points1 point ago

Photographer: Yeah...maybe you shouldn't smile for this next one.

[–]radredditor 0 points1 point ago

This is your brain.

This is yo brain on drugs.

[–]Brentyfresh 0 points1 point ago

I'd actually be terrified if I thought his blobbishness was capable of eating my face...which he clearly wants to do.

[–]gemini86 0 points1 point ago

Mom?

[–]MyNameIsTylerD 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I have laughed in awhile. Thank you

[–]StripRip -1 points0 points ago

AKA Me in every important photo I've ever needed taken. For stupid party photos, I'm able to pull off this

[–]aweil13 -2 points-1 points ago

Impossibru!

[–]southamerican_man -3 points-2 points ago

This was so funny...

back in 1999.

[–]yourmomlurks -4 points-3 points ago

Just add her saying, "hurrhurr make sure you use that special lens that makes me look 30lbs lighter hurrr" and this perfectly describes why I hate shooting weddings.

Edit: downvotes? pray tell, why?

[–]VodkaSalad -1 points0 points ago

Kill it with fire!

[–]userandpass -1 points0 points ago

Omg, smiling elmo!

[–]buenobro -4 points-3 points ago

ERMAHGERD! CURMRAHS!

[–]sighs_at_reposts -3 points-2 points ago

SIGH

[–]ROFLslash -2 points-1 points ago

Call me crazy, but I have ten toes and a fully functional penis.

[–]trazeee -5 points-4 points ago