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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You try fighting like that for our country, then you can say something.

[–]WARH3ART[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm Australian, but if i was American, i would still say no thanks, I dont want to be willing to kill or be killed whilst i keep feeding the war machine that is sending the country broke and killing innocent lives whilst we help line the pocket of rich satanic banksters that love seeing soldiers die

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"love seeing soldiers die." that did it for me. You sir, are an idiot and you have no idea what you are talking about. The downvotes speak for themselves. Good day.

[–]WARH3ART[S] 0 points1 point ago

yes thats right...one of the reasons they send us to war is for human sacrifice. You know how in early days...they used to sacrifice humans to the gods?? nothing has changed....they just do it in different ways. But im sure you believe the government is still there to help you LOL

maybe you should take up some light reading so you're not as ignorant as the other downvoters that got offended cause they cant face the truth?

Ever heard of great quotes like..'what you fight you become'?, 'be the change you want to see in the world'?? or 'Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself?' simple logic really. Our gurus that gave us those messages knew that we are all one living organism, and and organism at war with itself is doomed.