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Always makes me smile. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]DeadFreshman 167 points168 points ago

Brazilians look-alikes if anyone is wondering.

[–]ErikaLGBT 163 points164 points ago

You know what I hate about Brazilians? There's like a Brazilian of them.

[–]geetar_man 18 points19 points ago

I've read that joke 4 times today. Where is it coming from?

[–]mike413 72 points73 points ago

Three Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[–]IVoteWhileILurk 3 points4 points ago

saving thankyou

[–]BetaMemeTester 2 points3 points ago

FUCK FUCK FUCK AND SHIT. YOU CAN SAVE BY CLICKING THE FUCKING SAVE BUTTON. AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS LEARNED TO REDDIT?!

I deeply apologize for the outburst. It was unfair to you. I should have calmly and rationally questioned why you and so many others have been "saving" comments by replying to them. I do not understand.

[–]phobiac 26 points27 points ago

Not everyone has Reddit enchantment suite. That not a normal Reddit feature.

[–]BetaMemeTester 4 points5 points ago

That is a fair assessment. I suppose I forgot that the save capability came from RES and not stock Reddit.

However, for the future (and I am not saying you in particular need these tips, as obviously you know what RES is...) here are a few ways for folks to save text comments when their meaning is not tied to anything else in the thread:

  1. Reddit Enhancement Suite

  2. Cut and Paste into Microsoft Word.

  3. Cut and Paste into Google Docs.

  4. Notepad(!)

  5. Hire a scrivener or scribe.

  6. Get it tattooed on your arm.

  7. Memorize it.

All except #1 may feel a bit old fashioned, but I'm telling you, especially if the text is a simple and common joke from the Bush era, all of the above suggestions will not only work great, they will keep you from adding useless comments to a thread already full of useless comments. (I am not discounting my own comments from this category.)

[–]inept_adept 15 points16 points ago

Saving this could come in handy thankyou

[–]IVoteWhileILurk 4 points5 points ago

saved for later. thankyou

[–]THIS_POST_IS_FAKE 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/hukYY.gif

[–]ErikaLGBT 0 points1 point ago

I think that that person was simply stating that they were saving it. Possibly saving it with Reddit Enhancement Suite.

[–]ForzaOne 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ErikaLGBT -1 points0 points ago

The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.

Edit: Oops, wrong link :/

[–]aptadnauseum 2 points3 points ago

Baader-Meinhof is a Baader-Meinhof, you'll start noticing it everywhere, now.

[–]Self_Referential 0 points1 point ago

I've been running into it allot lately, it's a temporary autonym. :/

[–]UnKamenRider 0 points1 point ago

We used to say this a lot when busloads of them would show up at Universal Studios.

[–]IplayTheGuitarBetter 68 points69 points ago

This looks like something from a sitcom "Where is Osama?" "I'M HERE!" "Oh you rascal!" "That's me!!"

[–]JeremyJustin 17 points18 points ago

Oh, You! 2: Obama and Osama go to Brazil

[–]bballdeo 30 points31 points ago

I would watch the shit out of that.

[–]MyAntiAlterEgo 2 points3 points ago

In the meantime: That's My Bush!

[–]CincoProducts 0 points1 point ago

Let's make this happen.

[–]JeremyJustin 0 points1 point ago

Get Fry on this, pronto!

[–]Timid_Pimp 17 points18 points ago

The man in the picture.

[–]averyrdc 8 points9 points ago

Holy shit, they're almost identical...

[–]dnj 40 points41 points ago

After all those billions spent tryin to find his weapons of mass destruction and he was in the bushes the whole time..... Waddaguy!!

[–]OldJeb 30 points31 points ago

Osama: "Ain't I a stinker?"

laughtrack

[–]doktor_wankenstein 3 points4 points ago

If only That's My Bush! had lasted into a second season...

[–]mike413 0 points1 point ago

I thought the Bushes were behind him?

[–]mylittle_kony13 11 points12 points ago

"Darn it Barrack, you always win at hide and go seek. I need to find a better hiding place..." And on that day, a legend was born.

[–]McMeanface 24 points25 points ago

Ignoring the whole tragedy aspect, this actually quite cute.

[–]USMCsniper 5 points6 points ago

can i keep him?

[–]mtldude1967 109 points110 points ago

I like this one: Obama's like "There he is!" and Bin Laden's like "Ahh...you got me!"

[–][deleted] 245 points246 points ago

that is joke

[–]Thydamine 37 points38 points ago

OOOHHHHH, now I get it!

[–]Mackinstyle 20 points21 points ago

Hello? Yes this is joke.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You there! Make a jpg of this NAOW!

[–]Mackinstyle 5 points6 points ago

Okay I suppose?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for this comment.

[–]jimmypopali 53 points54 points ago

I read that in Family Guy voices. Was I supposed to?

[–]TrustmeIknowaguy 16 points17 points ago

Ah, you got me.

[–]jimmypopali 10 points11 points ago

Yep! In those voices exactly

[–]teknoire7 3 points4 points ago

There is a total of like 3 voices in that show, but yes I read it in the same exact voice.

[–]Kubaker1 12 points13 points ago

The way they look.

[–]DirtPile 14 points15 points ago

This kills the joke.

[–]Random_Noob 2 points3 points ago

This guy was featured on This American Life. it was a great episode.

[–]gulpeg 1 point2 points ago

And that is when Osama Bin Laden made the Guinness Book of records for the longest game of hide and seek under the dialysis category!!

[–]Sweetrolls -5 points-4 points ago

Oh, you!

[–]st3dav 2 points3 points ago

I believe this is relevant.

[–]ChargersDen 1 point2 points ago

Oh, You!

[–]herp_derpenstein 1 point2 points ago

I like how Osama is just pleased as punch to be found.

[–]Hoboblaster 3 points4 points ago

Drake?

[–]whycantiholdthisbass 0 points1 point ago

sqrt(69) = 8.something

[–]eljew 1 point2 points ago

≈8.306623862918075

[–]whycantiholdthisbass -1 points0 points ago

Thanks, cuz I've been tryna work it out.

[–]estemshorn 1 point2 points ago

what. i don't get it

[–]Cullly 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who read sqrt(69) as "squirt 69" and thought it was some sort of porn reference?

[–]lordeddardstark 0 points1 point ago

Nixau!

[–]DoctorTurkleton 0 points1 point ago

Drake and Aziz Ansari?

[–]Motafication 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]Markymark36 0 points1 point ago

Something something he didn't find Osama

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I find you!

[–]lanboyo 0 points1 point ago

And then he shoots him in the face.

[–]pingspike 0 points1 point ago

Bin Laden's Bin Hidin' all this time! :D

[–]kill4urmom 0 points1 point ago

Now kill him again

[–]Evinn -1 points0 points ago

Obama isn't that gummy...

[–]jonjopop -1 points0 points ago

Hide and go sheik

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[–]DirtPile 1 point2 points ago

Nope.

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