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[–]gmorales87 12 points13 points ago

Why couldn't they just rebuild the device. It seemed like Fox just destroyed the servers and consoles. A lot of people probably still had their cell phones.

[–]psychospiff 37 points38 points ago

Batman destroyed everyone's cell phones.

[–]RorschachsMask 6 points7 points ago

Seems like something Killer Moth would do.

[–]BigCheeseyNuggets 0 points1 point ago

Killer Moth? For real?

[–]fench 3 points4 points ago

Killer Moth vs old-style Nokia's. He never stood a chance.

[–]BigCheeseyNuggets 2 points3 points ago

I was making a Lego Batman 2 reference haha

[–]tytotabuki 2 points3 points ago

The new iphone/Android came out and everyone switched immediately.

[–]thefirerisesnolan 1 point2 points ago

Whoever said that Batman needed to find Bane?

[–]gmorales87 6 points7 points ago

OP

[–]_sLaTaTtAcK_ 2 points3 points ago

I'm willing to bet that most of Gotham Cities citizens will have upgraded to new cell phones in the 8 year period between TDK and TDKR. Think about it, it's not often that someone keeps a cell phone for 8 years ("free" upgrade every 2 years). If so we would all be yacking it up on our original Motorola Razrs.

[–]puroresu 0 points1 point ago

Because it's a joke.

[–]soldiercross 65 points66 points ago

But Batman was the one that had it programmed to destroy itself.

[–]tebu810 61 points62 points ago

Yes, but he wouldn't have programmed it to destroy itself had Lucius not made such a big deal about it... Fuck this sentence.

[–]ghanima 38 points39 points ago

He programmed it to destroy itself before Lucius confronted him about it.

[–]londubhawc 33 points34 points ago

Before Lucius even knew about it, even.

[–]fearsomehandof4 56 points57 points ago

Batman anticipates EVERYTHING.

[–]seniorelroboto 14 points15 points ago

This. Batman knew Lucius would be against it so took procautions that he knew Fox would be acceptable with. Had Lucius had slightly more flexible morals, it wouldnt of needed tobe destroyed

[–]Groggie 17 points18 points ago

But Lucius typed his name. He could have not typed his name.

[–]Todomanna 9 points10 points ago

Lucius also didn't necessarily know that it would destroy the machine. Batman only told him that if he wanted out, all Lucius had to do was type his name. Or something to that effect.

[–]buddahman 14 points15 points ago

I love it when people pay attention to the source material.

[–]steak820 24 points25 points ago

Except he could have made another one, it only took him three off screen minutes last movie.

[–]firethecannons 29 points30 points ago

Actually he was working on it throughout the entire movie. Earlier in the movie when Lucius asked about all the money in the government telecommunications project Bruce replies that he's "playing this one pretty close to the chest." He was working on the sonar device for some time.

[–]Odusei 10 points11 points ago

Right, but it's not like every cellphone in Gotham simultaneously exploded when Lucious entered his name. That magic technology, whatever it was, is probably still on all the phones, Bruce just needs to build a new receiver.

[–]thefirerisesnolan 6 points7 points ago

Whoever said that Batman needed to find Bane?

[–]hoodie92 11 points12 points ago

In Dark Knight Rises, Bane finds you.

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[–]omelets4dinner 0 points1 point ago

Mr Wayne...

[–]resutidder 0 points1 point ago

Leaving your Batcave.

[–]Odusei 2 points3 points ago

OP.

[–]BurtWard 0 points1 point ago

He was actually just using an app.

[–]SillyNonsense 1 point2 points ago

...it's a joke.

[–]corruptsoul98 21 points22 points ago

I never understood why it was morally "wrong" to use cell phones from the general population as sonar to locate a hostile force.

[–]thefirerisesnolan 23 points24 points ago

Then you did not notice the symbolism in The Dark Knight, which paralleled to extraordinary rendition, in which suspected terrorists are abducted and transported from one nation to another in a not-quite-legal way. Bruce Wayne develops a "government contract" that uses sonar images from civilians' cell phones to fight crime, ----wiretapping privileges granted by the Patriot Act of 2001.

[–]Shoola 42 points43 points ago

That's an allusion, not symbolism. Symbols are usually concrete objects that represent an abstract idea.

But yes, you're right. Batman was supposed to be the ideal "compassionate conservative," struggling with the dilemma of acquiring massive amounts power to protect others, but not abusing that power.

[–]Charlie-Green-Rug 8 points9 points ago

It's not. It would be immoral to do it for bad or trivial reasons, but since the person doing it is batman, we can assume he's not going to be violating peoples privacy. He has more self control than that.

[–]Palpz 10 points11 points ago

[–]Charlie-Green-Rug 1 point2 points ago

Good point, I forgot about the Tower of Babel.

[–]fench 10 points11 points ago

And Bane isn't standing on a regular car here.

I'm pretty sure Dark knight rises will be a continuation of the theme. I love how Nolan has basically made a one of the biggest popcorn fodder trilogies ever about contemporary domestic and foreign policy in the west. Sneaky.

[–]nourez 0 points1 point ago

Yup, I'd be with ok with batman doing it. I can be pretty damn sure Bruce Wayne is not watching me poop.

[–]Charlie-Green-Rug 7 points8 points ago

And if he was, I'd be ok with it

[–]lolitsdamian 4 points5 points ago

The cellphones wouldn't have been destroyed at all. What "software" are you people thinking of? The signal is the same signal your phone uses for phone calls, text messages. Where the signal is sent from and received, that area is mapped by Bruce's machine. Thousands off cell phone activity going on in Gotham at every given moment makes it one giant radar. Destroying the machine that picks up those frequencies wouldn't destroy the cell phones o_o. That's like almost saying blowing up the internet would fry my computer.

[–]colossal921 21 points22 points ago

Haha this is hilarious!

[–]Ciceros_Assassin 39 points40 points ago

Are people upvoting this comment ironically?

[–]Shakerzaman 1 point2 points ago

yea, I really am baffled...

[–]cdoesyawilly 2 points3 points ago

Nice

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[–]ToonToon09 1 point2 points ago

Niiice

[–]odel555q -2 points-1 points ago

N'ce.

[–]alsorobots 2 points3 points ago

N!ce

[–]adez23 4 points5 points ago

Nice.

[–]welltheresAbacon 1 point2 points ago

Mean.

[–]Tim_Drake 0 points1 point ago

I love this look he gave in the trailer! Always my reaction to smart ass comments!

[–]batman702 -1 points0 points ago

Priceless!!!