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After my first (and last) visit to r/spaceclop (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Troll-Catcher 84 points85 points ago

Pinkie don't care.

[–]Kinky_Pie 48 points49 points ago

[–]mrmcmaine 16 points17 points ago

Your name makes me feel like this was set up.

[–]WeirdBrotherBrad 16 points17 points ago

Not so much set up as it is expected. You must be new to the comments if you haven't seen Kinky_Pie in action.

[–]KneeSeekingArrow 2 points3 points ago

Kinky_Pie in action. Heyoo!

[–]yellowkills 26 points27 points ago

I still haven't been there yet, I guess it's time for a visit. Don't worry, I'll come right back...

[–]Chicken_Liver 15 points16 points ago

and?

[–]yellowkills 34 points35 points ago

and then I was never seen from nor herd from again

[–]OrangeBash 22 points23 points ago

FOREVER

[–]thuhnc 27 points28 points ago

Spaceclop? I like things that are in space!

[–]Pokemaniac_Ron 18 points19 points ago

Everybody get up, it's time to stop now.
We got a real clop goin' down welcome to the Space Clop,
get your kicks, do your fix, at the Space Clop...
Alright.

[–]captainbozo 5 points6 points ago

space; time; we're cloppin on through

[–]SevenCostanza7 17 points18 points ago

Obligatory Portal Space Core reply

[–]meepy12345 8 points9 points ago

I just went there it's a scary place.

[–]Lottanubs 8 points9 points ago

Welcome to the jungle. We've got fun and clop We've got everyclop you clop Cloppit cloppo clop

[–]UberNube 4 points5 points ago

Ponies! In space! What's not to love?

[–]crocodilekyle55[S] 4 points5 points ago

Its all lies man, ALL LIES!!!! There is no space, just horse dicks, horse dicks EVERYWHERE!!!

[–]ek91 26 points27 points ago

To anyone who is curious about what this is just remember the old saying, curiosity killed the cat and if I was a cat I would be dead right now.

[–]thephotoman 5 points6 points ago

True, what brings the cat back is satisfaction. There is no satisfaction with /r/spaceclop.

[–]sprankton 3 points4 points ago

Clearly somebody gets some satisfaction from spaceclop. (also, please disable your link by placing a "\" before the first slash. NSFW links are not allowed)

[–]Steve_the_Scout 14 points15 points ago

Pfft, let's see how bad it is.

EDIT Oh god articulate_angel makes everything sound so sophisticated. It's not.

[–]Qwerty439 10 points11 points ago

He is a gentleman and a scholar, truly one of the great contemporary intellectuals in the field of horse porn.

[–]Sea_Hatake 3 points4 points ago

Somehow I don't think that's a very large field.

[–]Qwerty439 8 points9 points ago

You'd be surprised.

[–]Sea_Hatake 3 points4 points ago

Oh my.

[–]Articulate_Angel 7 points8 points ago

The scientific paddock, as might be expected, remains predominantly within equestrian hands.

[–]Steve_the_Scout 2 points3 points ago

I actually think at one point he commented in MLPlounge frequently, and I liked his comments. But those titles seemed so much more scientific sounding, as if someone were studying that sort of thing.

Nope.

[–]Qwerty439 2 points3 points ago

Yep, he hops into the regular subs sometimes, but you mod one little sub and all of a sudden that's all anyone knows you for.

[–]Articulate_Angel 3 points4 points ago

I remain bewildered that the multitude has not garnered a propensity for inimical elicitation.

[–]Qwerty439 5 points6 points ago

[–]Articulate_Angel 1 point2 points ago

Insofar as you will remain an adequate compeer, I must withhold paramour status to Dvorak.

[–]sprankton 3 points4 points ago

You build one hundred bridges. Do they call you the great bridge builder? No.

You donate thousands to charity. Do they call you a philanthropist? No.

But you bang one goat...

[–]Steve_the_Scout 2 points3 points ago

I wish he would come back to the main sub or at least MLPlounge, for just a day. The comments always made me laugh.

[–]Articulate_Angel 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Yfqp3.png

[–]Steve_the_Scout 3 points4 points ago

Hm... You have the appearance of not acting very verbose on the subreddit which is considered to be the center of all other My Little Pony subreddits.

And I cannot copy your vocabulary for my life.

[–]Steve_the_Scout 2 points3 points ago

Now, I'm not judging, but why moderate that sub/those subs? And if I may so inquire again, could you explain your reason for your reason to moderate? I'm honestly confused and curious.

[–]Articulate_Angel 0 points1 point ago

As a fragmentary rejoinder to your inquisitiveness, I adjudge it wholly befitting of my persona to wantonly pursue equine nates whilst inundating the multitude with circumlocutory discourse.

[–]randomsnark 1 point2 points ago

As a fairly articulate person myself, I can confirm that we get all our karma from self posts.

[–]Steve_the_Scout 1 point2 points ago

Your name looks familiar but I swear I don't see it here in the main sub.

Sorry for the off-topic observation.

Anyways, I tend to be verbose yet simple, explaining things in ways a five-year-old would understand but a thirty-something year old would not feel offended by. It's funny I don't post to /r/explainlikeimfive more often.

I get a lot of my Karma from comments, as well.

[–]randomsnark 1 point2 points ago

My level of activeness in this sub varies up and down a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if you'd seen me in here before. If you're wondering why you haven't seen a ton of self-posts from me, it's because my previous comment is a joke on how self-posts don't get karma.

[–]datechydude 19 points20 points ago

spaceclop was actually a protest against /r/clopclop i guess a lot of people hate clopclop, But i think that if you hate something enough that you make something like spaceclop, then call it "the same thing" then you need to get your shit together and let it go, imagine how bad it is to MAKE that versus how bad it is to visit /r/clopclop for the sexual aspects of it, i mean dont get me wrong but i visit clopclop for the sexual side of it, and i dont see myself as a bad person, at least i have this to defend me.

[–]VTomioka 7 points8 points ago

Didn't know that about spaceclop. Spacedicks is protesting what, then?

[–]randomsnark 7 points8 points ago

Dik-diks. That's just logic.

[–]sprankton 2 points3 points ago

I'd always assumed that spaceclop was simply a ponified version of spacedicks. Seems odd that people would be so offended by other people masturbating to cartoon ponies. Ostensibly, they wouldn't even know about it, let alone be affected by it.

[–]Articulate_Angel 3 points4 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ghaTK.gif

[–]Remedan 16 points17 points ago

Didn't even know this place existed. It's ok thought, the internet's made me unable to be shocked by anything long time ago.

[–]VTomioka 6 points7 points ago

Let me guess... "Offended" page?

[–]thephotoman 1 point2 points ago

Is the last picture there still a mug shot of George W. Bush?

[–]VTomioka 1 point2 points ago

No idea... got bored halfway through, never got to the end of it.

[–]thephotoman 0 points1 point ago

It would be nice if there were a button on your keyboard that would take you to the bottom of a web page when you press it.

We might call it the "end" button.

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[–]1zacster 15 points16 points ago

Spacedicks and spacdclop aren't even that bad...

[–]bryan00798 8 points9 points ago

I just went to spaceclop for the first time, and for some reason I was laughing at some of the pictures.

[–]sprankton 2 points3 points ago

Former /b/tard?

[–]bryan00798 2 points3 points ago

Not really, I have lurked there a few times but that's it

[–]muddymess 9 points10 points ago

But it's scary and gross. Ew! /s

Yeah, that stuff is fairly tame and I don't see why everyone makes such a big deal about it.

[–]Thorbinator 19 points20 points ago

If you aren't internet-hardened, that stuff is pretty bad. Try showing it to your grandmother sometime.

[–]Namaztak 10 points11 points ago

True shit. My girlfriend went through my history one day, saw a bunch of spaceclop links opened and freaked the fuck out for the rest of the day while I was at work.

Shit blew over rather quickly later but yeah she got freaked out.

[–]BaronOfBarons 6 points7 points ago

[–]1zacster 0 points1 point ago

Nice term, I claim myself "internet-hardended"

[–]hockal00gy 6 points7 points ago

For the sweet, sweet karma that comes from circlejerking about it.

[–]selenic_smile 2 points3 points ago

Curiosity got the better of me and I just checked them out. Pretty nasty, and not my idea of a good time, but I'm not losing any sleep over it.

[–]CracklesCousin 10 points11 points ago

So yesterday a friend linked me to r/spaceclop. I click on every link people send me (even If I don't want to, like in this case). I click the very first link on the page.

The image you are requesting cannot be found

I feel like I won the freakin' space lottery.

[–]Sylocat 7 points8 points ago

gets linked to a horrific subreddit

immediately goes to searchbar and types "violentacrez"

[–]Articulate_Angel 2 points3 points ago

You may aspire to remain pertinacious.

[–]Qwerty439 7 points8 points ago

Me when I hit the report button

[–]Speedingturtle 5 points6 points ago

This is a little quicker.

[–]Qwerty439 5 points6 points ago

I'm sure he would love that.

It reminds me of long ago before I realized I could message sub mods and would individually PM them to ask for my submissions to be removed from spam.

[–]VTomioka 12 points13 points ago

Does anyone else find it very creepy when 80% of a Subreddit's content comes from a single person? Personally that is what I find the most disturbing about spaceclop.

I always imagine someone who is sworn for some horrific reason to carry the burden of supplying a diminute community which thrives in completely horrible content eternally, alone, silently. Like that Buffy the Vampire Slayer forum in which only one person posts.

[–]OneOfTheseDaysLuna 3 points4 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/1irQ9.png

[–]billvii 1 point2 points ago

I take it you mean jamie_marsters of "The Bloody Board"?

[–]VTomioka 2 points3 points ago

Oh yes, that one.

[–]Shameless_Canadian 7 points8 points ago

Oh fuck. Why would you ever go there. For the love of god, UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE PEOPLE STICKING THEIR GENITALIA INTO THE VARIOUS HOLES IN HORSES, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SPACECLOP.

[–]ZEB1138 6 points7 points ago

That's all it is? That doesn't sound so bad. I assumed it was on the same level as the gentital mutilation I heard was on spacedicks. Granted, I have no interest in seeing people violate horses, but the idea of it doesn't make me want to take a shower.

[–]Shameless_Canadian 3 points4 points ago

For all I know it could be much worse. Thats just the gist of it though.

[–]ZEB1138 3 points4 points ago

Wow. That was severely over hyped. I saw people in other subreddits saying it was worse than spacedicks. It really wasn't that bad. The stuff I've seen in my pathophysiology course was way more shocking and gross than this. Gaseous necrosis comes to mind.

[–]LtDarthWookie 0 points1 point ago

Most things on the Internet don't hold a candle to medical horrors.

[–]Goodrita 4 points5 points ago

I thought r/spacedicks was bad enough...well, time to worsen my mental state even more!

[–]Sea_Hatake 5 points6 points ago

This will help you cope.

[–]Goodrita 4 points5 points ago

...I felt violated!

[–]therainbowdasher 2 points3 points ago

that actually helped

[–]pwnyoface 4 points5 points ago

I don't get why people freak out about it. -.- Nothing too crazy there. A little disturbing, but not mind searing.

[–]sunny_bell 5 points6 points ago

I went there and Nope

[–]viper9172 3 points4 points ago

Either I am the bravest man on the Internet, or everypony else who goes on spacedicks are pussies. Shit weird, but tame as hell.

[–]Rosindust89 1 point2 points ago

Oh... oh my...

[–]RockyRhode 1 point2 points ago

Never again.

[–]PsychoBrains 1 point2 points ago

I am sickened but curious

[–]Giadrome 1 point2 points ago

I think I just saw a horse shitting into a dudes mouth. Not sure though, closed the image as fast as it loaded. Not going to try and find out.

[–]Boomerang503 1 point2 points ago

TIL that subreddit existed.

[–]Rainbow_Slash 1 point2 points ago

After seeing this post I simply had to go.

It couldn't be worse than /clopclop right? so very wrong

[–]mikehen 1 point2 points ago

Really you had to go and post this so i would wonder what it was and make me look it up.....can i take a turn on the button?

[–]int3rst3ll4 2 points3 points ago

Why did you bring that up? Why did you make me look it up? Oh god.....

[–]BElannaLaForge 3 points4 points ago

Dear gods, why did you do that to my eyes?

[–]therainbowdasher 2 points3 points ago

WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME ABOUT THAT TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE

[–]GreatGooglelyMoglely 1 point2 points ago

Youre link made me go on it.

[–]Dekuta 1 point2 points ago

Can someone just tell me what's on spacedicks/clop? I'm too scared.

[–]Qwerty439 5 points6 points ago

Spacedicks is a variety of shock images, and spaceclop is focused on pictures of horse genitals, assholes, horse sex, and bestiality.

Just go for it, man. You aren't... chicken, are you?

[–]Dekuta 8 points9 points ago

Biff... Nobody calls me Scootaloo!

[–]Qwerty439 2 points3 points ago

Then go for it! With the strength of your courage anything is possible. Chase you dreams, giggle at the ghosties, and click on that horse dick!

[–]DocTavia 1 point2 points ago

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it also got us to the moon...

[–]ponyriv 6 points7 points ago

Where the astronauts found sweet, sweet, Luna clop?

By the way, you're doing it wrong. This is the proper trollsy way to link to spaceclop;

not spaceclop

[–]InfinitePower 4 points5 points ago

NSFW content is not allowed on /r/mylittlepony.

[–]Qwerty439 8 points9 points ago

Eh, is he really posting NSFW content? It is a link to a sub within which there are links to the content. He is basically abstracted one layer from the NSFW material.

[–]InfinitePower 1 point2 points ago

I understand your point, but the mods are very strict on that matter - even something that is only a hub for NSFW content (the tumblr AskPrincessMolestia) is still deemed a NSFW link.

[–]Qwerty439 1 point2 points ago

I know what they think, but I think it's silly to police the comments for NSFW links, especially to other subs. People post stuff like that all the time on major subs like r/funny and r/pics.

[–]DocTavia 5 points6 points ago

Sorry, fixed it if it's any consolation.

[–]InfinitePower 1 point2 points ago

No problem, you likely didn't know.

[–]guesswhostalkin 0 points1 point ago

Why does that board even exist?...

[–]sexi_squidward 0 points1 point ago

I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME CURIOUS!!!! UNSEEE UNSEEEEEEE I NEED EYE BLEACH DAMMIT!

[–]qAMMDp -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck, I had almost forgotten about it. Cure you!

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