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[–][deleted] 186 points187 points ago

Generation Fap.

[–]beachsunflower 35 points36 points ago

Semen is the mortar holding the internet together.

[–]flyorski 37 points38 points ago

Except past generations always fapped too.

[–]Sim000nn 31 points32 points ago

they just lied about it!

[–]Kartikaya 28 points29 points ago

Not the puritans, they wrote poems about how much they hated themselves for it.

[–]FatZombieMama 26 points27 points ago

After they did it. Well, after they woke up from the fap nap.

[–]Taliesintroll 4 points5 points ago

Or fucked sheep.

[–]DUmpy-Pillow 1 point2 points ago

don't take credit away from the scottish

[–]Toobad113 42 points43 points ago

Were they actually expecting to find anyone?

[–]forgettableme 8 points9 points ago

I think the key was "never consumed" it. I am sure there are guys who go a day, a week, maybe even a year without actively looking at it. But never?

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

*a minute, an hour, a shift at work [FTFY]

[–]Holden-Magroine 6 points7 points ago

The amish, maybe?

[–]theShiftlessest 17 points18 points ago

Nope, rocks look like boobs.

[–]merlin_34 9 points10 points ago

generation cumbox.

[–]SniperTooL 11 points12 points ago

Generation naught-y.

[–]Pleading_the_5th 11 points12 points ago

Generation jerk-off.

[–]marvin_ate 2 points3 points ago

That is an internet winning statement.

[–]LNL_HUTZ 335 points336 points ago

Sounds like a poorly designed study. A more realistic way to divide the two groups would be: (1) men who consume less than three hours of porn per day, and (2) normal men.

[–]chobi83 132 points133 points ago

3 hours of porn in one day? Holy hell.

[–]gasms 90 points91 points ago

Quite a feasible number if you watch porn with a plot. You have to account for the time it takes for character development, the climax, and the big finish. Giggity

[–]AStabToTheEye 131 points132 points ago

people watch the whole video? I have NEVER been able to sit through porn with a plot. Too boring.

[–]ObidiahWTFJerwalk 62 points63 points ago

Porn has plot?

[–]Nimonic 78 points79 points ago

Well, there's certainly a lot of plowing involved!

[–]metalhead4 14 points15 points ago

Schwing.

[–]CheesewithWhine 10 points11 points ago

Of course. I've always expressed great regret that some of the most smoking hot girls in porn can't act for shit.

Case in point - Penny Flame. Absolutely beautiful girl, smoking hot body, really hot sex, but her "acting" made me cringe so much that I had to skip some of it.

[–]deadboyfriend 1 point2 points ago

I freaking love this song.

[–]AverageDoorknob 1 point2 points ago

It's never more than an hour a day for me. Usually 20-30 minutes. Who has time for this 3 hours of porn shinanigans?

[–]unanimous_coward 1 point2 points ago

5 minutes here. (Unless I'm on meth.)

[–]pokie6 1 point2 points ago

When I was 16 one day I watched porn for 7 hours with 7 orgasms. Good times.

[–]rwbombc 17 points18 points ago

that's funny I did that today and I was 16 20 years ago.

[–]PerfectlyDarkTails 40 points41 points ago

Yeah, the study might have been far too strict. It probably didn't separate from one time uses such as curiosity, accidental viewing and so on from regular users that use it.

[–]jborough 66 points67 points ago

Yes, "accidental"...

[–]kingtrewq 71 points72 points ago

Accidents happen while buying gifts in incognito mode

[–]alkapwnee 17 points18 points ago

Or planning surprise parties...in my pants...

[–]eXXaXion 6 points7 points ago

Yes, "one time uses".

[–]Do_Less37 13 points14 points ago

You must be a girl... there are no men who looked at it once out of curiosity and never looked again.

[–]PerfectlyDarkTails 6 points7 points ago

Actually I'm an asexual guy. I've used porn in an attempt to find any interest in sex. I've seen... Things...ಠ_ಠ

This was on part of an exposure program to discover my personal sexuality.

[–]RNRSaturday 8 points9 points ago

Are you really asexual? You should do an AMA. Most of us would find it a very different way of being.

[–]PerfectlyDarkTails 1 point2 points ago

I'm either Asexual or so far down the sexuality scale, I am yet to experience a sex drive or any form of sexual or romantic attraction.

I'm looking into doing an AMA, but those are quite common in that sub. I may do one when I've been given the psychological all clear.

[–]forgettableme 1 point2 points ago

And you found none?

I'm curious because my daughter describes herself as asexual, and has no seeming interest in either sex. Otherwise she is (mostly) happy and well adjusted. The only time she was upset about not ever having a boyfriend had more to do with fitting in then actually wanting a boyfriend.

[–]Sinavestia 28 points29 points ago

Consume? Consume! They eat the porn?

[–]Happy_Harry 12 points13 points ago

Porn on the cob

[–]ArcticFire 49 points50 points ago

This kills the porn.

[–]Sinavestia 6 points7 points ago

I prefer consuming mine while it's screaming for mercy.

[–]ArcticFire 2 points3 points ago

Are you sure that's the reason it's screaming?

[–]orivar 11 points12 points ago

2.5 hours a day and perfectly normal! Fuck yeah!

[–]sarfreer 20 points21 points ago

I'll assume you get an additional 1.5 hours at night

[–]cannibaljim 10 points11 points ago

If you read carefully, OP was saying those who consume less than 3 hours a day are not normal.

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

Woah woah woah, you're way too happy to be watching that little of porn. You're obviously not normal.

[–]SirDiego 78 points79 points ago

The problem is the wording. Who, regardless of gender, can honestly say they've NEVER seen a picture of a naked person?

[–]NextName 49 points50 points ago

For the most part, "pornography" could be defined as "viewing material watched for the intent of gaining sexual stimulation and/or pleasure." It's implied that pornography is the stuff we know and love.

[–]vonriel 44 points45 points ago

The wording is bad, not because of SirDiego's point, but because the researchers were looking for 20-somethings who had never looked at porn, rather than 20-somethings who don't currently look at porn. The former group is completely obliterated by three facts: All men were 13 once, google image search exists, and anyone can turn off google's safe search feature.

[–]Squirry 32 points33 points ago

"Ok, next question. Are you currently looking at porn?"

"What? You mean, like, right now?"

"Indeed. Are you currently looking at porn?"

"That's a really disturbing question to ask! I'd really prefer to not answer that"

"Very well Sir. Next question then. Are you currently masturbating?"

"WHAT?!?! Are you fucking serious?"

"Entirely, Sir. Next question is: Are you currently masturbating"

"This is absurd! I refuse to answer any more of your questions!"

"Sir, are you absolutely sure you're not currently masturbating?"

"Is this some sort of perverted practical joke? You are sick! SICK!"

"Sir..."

"All right! All fucking right! I'm currently masturbating! Are you happy now motherfucker?!?!"

"Very happy, Sir. Very happy"

[–]XxToriwolfxX 13 points14 points ago

-Very happy sir, very happy

ಠ_ಠ

[–]VoteLobster 1 point2 points ago

THOSE are the kind of questions that should be asked. Statistically, 99.99999% percent of people have looked at porn. Be it once, twice, accidentally, whatever. Except for the very few people who haven't done it, if someone says they haven't, they're likely lying.

Now, are you CURRENTLY looking at porn is a much better question to ask.

[–]thepulloutmethod 2 points3 points ago

Regardless of how obvious that may seem to you and me, it's surprising to many people. 50 years ago im sure there were plenty of men in their twenties who had never consumed porn.

[–]NextName 6 points7 points ago

One could argue that viewing any type of actual porn could skew the results, though. The safest thing to do was look for someone who had never viewed porn. Now, they may re-do the study and look for people who don't currently watch it and change their studies accordingly.

Believe it or not, not everyone does look at porn, especially not at the age of 13.

[–]candygram4mongo 8 points9 points ago

My favorite definition is "anything that you immediately lose interest in after reaching orgasm".

[–]Palamede 12 points13 points ago

So my girlfriend is pornography ?

[–]chuck02 2 points3 points ago

[–]FamilyToad 4 points5 points ago

I think people seriously underestimate the amount of sheltered kids out there.

[–]Indigoh 1 point2 points ago

Better question would have been between people who regularly do and people who do not. Answering yes to "have you ever" does not mean that you regularly do.

[–]scruffy01 366 points367 points ago

They just needed to ask guys while they were standing next to their wives/girlfriends.

http://i.imgur.com/zCtbl.gif

[–]unwanted_puppy 26 points27 points ago

[–]testdex 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, scruffy01's gif doesn't really look like a nonchalant denial.

[–]colorado_panda 132 points133 points ago

This is sad to me. I don't care at all that my boyfriend watches porn. Although, when I see a gorgeous girl on the street I've been known to nudge my boyfriend and point her out. So I guess I may be an outlier.

[–]toThe9thPower 112 points113 points ago

I see some "experimentation" in your future.

[–]colorado_panda 97 points98 points ago

Getting sexual with another girl is not for me. I just appreciate beauty...its like when instead of being jealous you're impressed. And sometimes you're also pointing out how inappropriate their outfit is.

[–]toThe9thPower 137 points138 points ago

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 31 points32 points ago

You're confusing all the white knights here. They don't know whether to chastise you for objectifying women or cheer you on for being confident in your sexuality.

[–]RJLupin2 7 points8 points ago

Oh hey, it's you!

[–]Shellface 10 points11 points ago

Why… not… both…? No, I retract that statement.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Objectifying women is not okay.

[–]whippedxcream 11 points12 points ago

I feel about the same way and I'm a chick too. I'm not sexually attracted to women at all, but some ladies are DAMN fine.

[–]SweetMojaveRain 25 points26 points ago

Inb4 "you, I like you". for real, if my SO pointed out hot girls for me I'd either crack up or think it's a trap of some kind

[–]drowning_porpoise 8 points9 points ago

My girl does do this, and I never know how to respond.

[–]Quazz 26 points27 points ago

"Not as pretty as you!"

Always a winner.

[–]drowning_porpoise 7 points8 points ago

Good call.

[–]vegeto079 1 point2 points ago

Mine too, it's always with something like see, you could be with someone like that! and I have no idea how to respond, other than the obvious reassurement that I want to be with her and not them. Which is true, but the situation is so awkward.

[–]DID_IT_FOR_YOU 12 points13 points ago

I've heard of plenty of women who consider porn the same as cheating. I can somewhat understand that but they have to realize that how they view porn is at the opposite end of how men view it. There is zero emotional attachment to porn and trust me every man would willingly give up porn if their SO let them do it at least 3 times a day. It's seriously a win/win. The women doesn't have to deal with a horny monster every day and instead just someone who wants it at least once a day or three times a week.

Still its nothing compared to those who don't believe in masturbation. Marriages have ended because the wife caught the guy masturbating, no joke. Usually its because of religious reasons but some of them (an extremely rare group) consider it cheating as well.

TL;DR Never stick with crazy.

[–]vinod1978 9 points10 points ago

TL;DR Never stick it in crazy.

FTFY

[–]colorado_panda 1 point2 points ago

I literally can't wrap my mind around women who think that's like cheating. It is NOTHING like cheating, nothing like actually kissing another girl in real life or looking at another girl with interested. That's why I can point out hot women, because I know just b/c he agrees they're hot doesn't at all mean he has any interest in them. And likewise, just because a guy gets off to porn doesn't mean he's interested in other women.

[–]unrealious 4 points5 points ago

My wife and I used to do that while we were younger but she has gotten much more jealous over the years. I appreciate the human form (guys too) but she seems to have regressed into some kind of puritanism over the years.

[–]dsoltesz 4 points5 points ago

Well, we can keep each other company out here in the sticks of the bell curve.

[–]Elwarner 1 point2 points ago

If my girl pointed out a hot girl I would ask if she would mind if she joined us.

[–]ONinAB 1 point2 points ago

Good luck with that.

[–]NoTalentMan 20 points21 points ago

LOL They potentially found the Higgs Boson but they couldn't find this...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I am audibly guffawing.

[–]Shoeboxer 95 points96 points ago

In other news, scientists discovered today that the sky was blue.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 12 points13 points ago

BREAKING NEW FROM THE SCIENCE WORLD GRASS IS GREEN HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCKER BALLS

[–]huggableplum 24 points25 points ago

BRAVERY LEVEL: SO

[–]Beddy 4 points5 points ago

I don't think it reached SO yet. You need Ron Paul to proudly proclaim that he participates in DDOS attacks against church websites in the name of Redtube.

[–]Kbg4213711 55 points56 points ago

This is what happens when you give our generation hand held computers with a worlds worth of free videos/pictures of naked women.

[–]supergalactic 30 points31 points ago

As a professional fapper for 30 years, yup.

[–]mightyenano 21 points22 points ago

Journeyman fapper her for 8 years. Glad to know this is a reliable and long lasting profession.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

Apprentice here, just joined my local Fappers' Guild. I was amazed to hear about their long and colourful history. We have this ritualistic devotion to some of the great fappers of yore. Although, some modern, radicalist fappers have also had a great impact on professional fapping culture. I have much respect for the likes of relevant_rule_34 and violentacrez.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Artisan Fapper here working for FAP energy. I'm now going round primary schools actively recruiting for our roster of competitive fappers.

[–]Zrk2 1 point2 points ago

HAve you heard the saga of /u/mrlolbglo?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Hm, link's a 404, but I'd like to hear more!

Cool, that rhymed.

[–]Zrk2 1 point2 points ago

I forget his actual name but every now and then he'll post full bios (with links!) of various porn actresses in /r/AskReddit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I see! Thanks for the clarification. My Guildmaster will be pleased to hear of this lore.

[–]Zrk2 1 point2 points ago

[–]SanguineHaze 4 points5 points ago

Nowhere to go but up.

...and down.

..and up....

and... you get the idea.

[–]rwbombc 1 point2 points ago

26 years of service here and it is with a heavy heart I have to say some members start to check out in their 30s. What they do, I don't know.

[–]Old1e 12 points13 points ago

They were looking for 20 guys who had never even seen porn? That seems like a tall order, but there are plenty who choose not to view it on a regular basis.

[–]the_canucks 1 point2 points ago

Exactly, I 'consumed' it for a few years in my early twenties, just don't at all anymore.

[–]elwo 39 points40 points ago

/r/NoFap are here

[–]lurveloaveluff 18 points19 points ago

Aren't the members of NoFap typically people who used to masturbate and look at porn, but have stopped?

[–]Quazz 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, wouldn't help with this study, perhaps if it's about current use then /r/nofap would be a great sample size.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 2 points3 points ago

Nitrosyl fluoride doesn't has that many applications anyway. No point in having an entire subreddit about it.

[–]drecha 1 point2 points ago

"Stopped" being the key word.

[–]drecha 3 points4 points ago

I'm surprised they didn't find any - /r/NoFap is huge, there are over 20,000 Fapstronauts.

[–]DivineRobot 1 point2 points ago

What's the record there? Plus, how do we know they are not lying?

When I don't fap for more than a few days, I just have a wet dream instead and it's way messier to clean up.

[–]elwo 5 points6 points ago

People often get a badge to count days. And if you do it for lying, then you are just stupid. It is a way for many to cure from addiction, social anctiety or erectile disability. It has been shown scientifically, like any other addiction (fap is one for way too many), that your brain rewires and cures after a process of approximately 90 days. So people on /r/NoFap are rewiring their brain, and many are experiencing great changes in their life (more confidence, more happiness, more attractiveness to women, more energy). If you are more interested, read the FAQ, see the TED video and the yourbrainonporn.com video, it explains a lot. The community helps us stick through our goals. I'm myself on 35 days without fapping, and I am really happy with what It has done.

[–]eoliveri 1 point2 points ago

Wow, you really drank the kool-aid, didn't you?

[–]lurveloaveluff 1 point2 points ago

If not masturbating makes his life better, who are you to judge?

[–]xCaffeineQueen 1 point2 points ago

That's what I was thinking, it must be either an exclusive study within a certain region, or they really didn't care enough about it. Lacking quality research in imo.

[–]whistlestoannoyyou 6 points7 points ago

There are no non-porn viewers in nofap; that's why it exists.

[–]Bwenj 20 points21 points ago

consumed pornography

I am now imagining a man eating a Playboy magazine or something.

[–]Bring_Napkins 3 points4 points ago

Hey, I just eat it for the articles.

[–]Eternity42Immensity 10 points11 points ago

[–]BoringUsername1 1 point2 points ago

Even though I knew what was cumming, this was still extremely well executed! Good drawings!

[–]acdcfreak 34 points35 points ago

Not only is this a repost from over a year ago, but it's from Montreal's WORST NEWSPAPER.

It's called metro, and guess where you get it? For free, in most busy metros, handed out by homeless people that recently got employed and other sketchy figures handing out newspapers. Not a great source.

[–]SCHROEDINGERS_UTERUS 9 points10 points ago

Metro is your worst newspaper? That is impressive. Either you have an unusually bad local edition of metro, odd standards of what makes a bad paper, or a surprising lack of tabloids.

Metro just has unusually short articles around here, not necessarily bad ones. That it is free hardly means much. It's convenient with a free paper you can reliably find on every bus, I think.

[–]jjjeahh 1 point2 points ago

Sorry couldn't help but notice the username. Does Schrödinger's uterus exist in a quantum superposition?

[–]jjjeahh 1 point2 points ago

Metro is an international corporation, not Montreal's newspaper. Besides I think it was either just a bad writer or, most likely, a lighthearted joke.

You also must be living under a rock. Have you seen Sun News? It pure bullshit. And don't forget about Tabloids, Oprah has cancer again and celebrity X is pregnant with quadruplets.

[–]mojokabobo 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, I had to collapse 7 comments before I found yours.. the first comment that mentioned anything about the source. I came to the comments to find out information about the source.

[–]AdonisBucklar 1 point2 points ago

Montreal? It's all of Canada's worst paper! Those assholes are published nationally.

[–]Johanu 2 points3 points ago

Guys, Metro is published worldwide in a wide range of countries, it's possibly the highest circulation newspaper in the world.

But since you so easily dismiss this as a source, you could always try to find the upstream source, such as this one.

http://www.nouvelles.umontreal.ca/udem-news/news-digest/are-the-effects-of-pornography-negligible.html

[–]AdonisBucklar 3 points4 points ago

Guys, Metro is published worldwide in a wide range of countries, it's possibly the highest circulation newspaper in the world.

So is the Sun, it doesn't mean we should take it seriously.

I mean, there isn't exactly a lot of detail in this very-typical Metro article. I wasn't accusing them of making things up, I was accusing them of producing a low quality product.

[–]Hoser117 5 points6 points ago

I don't think you'll find a guy who has NEVER looked at porn. However you can probably find some guys in their 20's/30's that no longer look at porn.

[–]Nurbyq 7 points8 points ago

Its important to note that they were looking for men who had never viewed porn, not for men who dont currently view porn regularly.

Everyone has watched some porn, but not everybody watches habitually their enture adult life - although of course many do. See foul bachelor frog for details.....

[–]cinebox 17 points18 points ago

Utah

[–]miianwilson 79 points80 points ago

As of 2009 Utah actually is number 1 in the nation in online porn subscriptions

[–]vegeto079 4 points5 points ago

I don't understand. They're the highest in online porn subscriptions, yet they can't find free online places to wank?

[–]koolaidman1030 16 points17 points ago

As a Utahan I can say I don't know any guy that hasn't seen it.

[–]cinebox 10 points11 points ago

really? not even the mormons?

[–]korkyshadow 25 points26 points ago

Especially not the Mormons. Behind closed doors and alone they are dirtier than you can even imagine.

[–]cwumed 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to Reddit, where mormons watching porn makes them "dirtier than you can imagine" but watching porn for everyone else is normal.

[–]TheoQ99 7 points8 points ago

Not all porn is created equal. What he's trying to say is that mormons watch dirtier porn.

[–]skepticalDragon 6 points7 points ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]skeeto111 1 point2 points ago

Interdimensional dog poop tri-sexual scat porn..,you don't want to know.

[–]korkyshadow 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to assuming douche, where he assumes i meant just watching porn and normal porn.

[–]twinshk2 4 points5 points ago

Some awesome factoids from the article.

"Subscriptions are slightly more prevalent in states that have enacted conservative legislation on sexuality," Edelman writes. In the 27 states where "defense of marriage" amendments have been adopted, there were 11 percent more porn subscribers than in other states, he reports. Use is higher also in states where more people agree with the statement "I never doubt the existence of God."

A color-coded map in the journal article shows only two states with subscription rates higher than 3.6 per thousand home broadband users: Utah and Mississippi. Utah topped the list, with 5.47 users per 1,000.

:P

[–]avocadoadvocate 2 points3 points ago

wooooo repressionnnnnn

[–]xhedgehogx 8 points9 points ago

I don't know, I think porn is boring. Always thought that, maybe the one I saw was just a bad one?

[–]doomgiver98 3 points4 points ago

I think so too!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, same here. Especially the videos. It's not like I don't masturbate, but christ, something that unrealistic is not even sexy.

[–]AndyLame 1 point2 points ago

You're probably watching some vanilla shit, I hate that too.

[–]Quazz 1 point2 points ago

So you saw porn. Ergo don't qualify for this study.

Everybody tries it. It's free and available everywhere. It's like air.

[–]Sitron 6 points7 points ago

There are two types of men in this world, the ones who masturbate and dirty fucking liars

[–]CrowdSourcedLife 10 points11 points ago

I was part of a group of four friends, one of whom was Mormon. His parents had put the fear of God into him about fapping. One day we where driving around in my car and someone cracked a joke about fapping and he says "Masturbation, that's DISGUSTING"
Turns out he had never diddled his diddle and had never looked at porn.
So we did what any normal teenage boys would do. We made fun of him.
Eventually, after merciless months of teasing and jokes he decides to give it a go.
Admits to it the next day " You guys where right, this is AMAZING"
Now here comes the funny part.
A few months later his parents caught him squeaking the squirrel while looking at porn and as part of his punishment they took away his door.
Yes, that's right, the door to his room.
Can you think of anything more embarrassing? Anyways this kicked off a general cycle of rebellion in till he was kicked out of his house and was living with his grandma.
Looking back sometimes I am proud that we helped him break away from a cult like religion, and other times sad that I helped introduce him to something that I now have a addiction with.
/r/nofap

[–]SubtleMockery 2 points3 points ago

That's because "porn" is an incredibly broad definition, and also that men are aroused by... pretty much anything.

[–]Quazz 7 points8 points ago

This comment arouses me.

[–]xaic 4 points5 points ago

I am shocked! Oh wait, no i'm not.

[–]miianwilson 14 points15 points ago

In other news, water is wet and the south sucks.

[–]Burnsey235 13 points14 points ago

But... I like the South.

[–]PanicPilz 12 points13 points ago

No you don't...

[–]Sheeley7 5 points6 points ago

...Consumed?

[–]Kodix 19 points20 points ago

om nom nom

[–]enyd 5 points6 points ago

As one consumes literature or films or whatever else. This is why we're called "consumers".

[–]RaisinAnnette 8 points9 points ago

Well,most of the time in porn, women are the consumers.

[–]JumpForce 3 points4 points ago

...Yes?

[–]Bluedemonfox 1 point2 points ago

I knew a guy who claimed he never watched porn, he said he wouldn't risk it because his house is full of people.

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[–]rwbombc 1 point2 points ago

low testosterone. Get it checked.

[–]Pestilence86 1 point2 points ago

The induction problem. You do not know if all men in their 20s consumed porn if you have not tested all men in their 20s.

Well, it is a metro newspaper that probably lays in the metro, filled with adverts because it does not cost anything. Also look at the title "Scientists: All men look at porn" to catch the viewers eye.

[–]thewhatwhatbutt 1 point2 points ago

speaking of which.....

[–]CannibalIowa 1 point2 points ago

How about those who watch pornagraphy and those who used to watch it.

[–]billymonk 1 point2 points ago

This coming from a free newspaper they hand out outside of subway stations every day.

[–]Fighterhayabusa 1 point2 points ago

Girls, remember this next time your boyfriend says he doesn't watch porn.

[–]readingis_sexy 1 point2 points ago

Did they look among the Amish? Now that I think about it... what kind of porn would the Amish look at?

[–]rwbombc 1 point2 points ago

their cousins getting it on.

[–]shorthop1019 1 point2 points ago

The sad thing is, they didn't already know that.

[–]riversofgore 1 point2 points ago

Porn should be a button on the keyboard.

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 1 point2 points ago

"consumed"...Guess you can have your porn and eat it too!

[–]dave_casa 1 point2 points ago

I don't generally watch porn, but I think their standard is a bit high... "seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography" is just silly. If they were looking for men who look at porn infrequently, they would have found plenty. Of course, this is probably from the Onion.

[–]NuggetZombie 1 point2 points ago

Montreal FTW :)

[–]u83rmensch 1 point2 points ago

so they couldnt find any blind men ?

[–]freezingprocess 1 point2 points ago

A guy I work with told me that he has never drank, smoked, did drugs, or looked at pornography.

Believe me when I tell you that he is the most miserable guy I have ever met. Also, he is always changes the TV in the breakroom to FOX news even if people are already watching other things.

[–]Xanthan81 2 points3 points ago

THAT IS RIDICULOUS! I AM SO SICK OF THIS STEREOTYPE OF MEN BEING ADDICTED TO PORN!!

closes some tabs in browser

[–]Notloc24 1 point2 points ago

"my bf never faps" - all the women in fap denile

[–]smokiblues 1 point2 points ago

was gonna make a witty comment,but i'm gonna fap instead

[–]cgillett 1 point2 points ago

This has to be a joke.

[–]schutjezelf 1 point2 points ago

They have found them in the end and follow up research has been done. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zif0_60b3WU

Topic article is mentioned at about 3:20 and the control group is discussed at 9:30

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

So, this is the only reply ITT that is not a porn-related joke; it's relevant, and informative, and it's on 0 votes currently.

Redditors are strange creatures.

[–]krayoncolorz 0 points1 point ago

If a guy goes to college he will see porn whether he wants to or not. Er, he will see porn whether he typed it into the computer or not.

[–]Mcelite 0 points1 point ago

I can't remember the last time I consumed porn.

[–]junibo 0 points1 point ago

Onion article?

[–]UsedToBeBored 0 points1 point ago

Hmm but there's an actual difference between 'looking at porn' and 'watching porn'...

[–]NATESOR 0 points1 point ago

Wait. I should be swallowing the porn and not watching it?! I've been doing it wrong all these years.

[–]skillasaurus707 0 points1 point ago

I bet you the women society image on men just got a lot worse. Because some women are sickened by this :p

[–]Quazz 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, so disgusting that men like looking at naked women.

[–]RiderRockon 0 points1 point ago

I got this linked this morning, it was on 9gag.

Really reddit? It's come to that?

[–]Betanut 0 points1 point ago

No shit.