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[–]gbreezy367 157 points158 points ago

William Howard Taft getting stuck in a bath tub should have been included

[–]DaddyDanceParty[S] 109 points110 points ago

Taft vs. the tub monster.

[–]weasel-like 72 points73 points ago

Tub girl.

[–]IsaacAccount 14 points15 points ago

I'm actually pleased that so few people got this reference. Gives me hope for humanity.

[–]Zikeagez 1 point2 points ago

I, on the other hand, am disappointed.

[–]OhGodAli 1 point2 points ago

HEY GUYS TUB GIRL IS A WOMAN EATING (Drinking?) HER OWN DIARREHA (WHICH IS ORANGE) IN A TUB!

[–]dustyrustypuffin 3 points4 points ago

Taft vs. Harriet Tubman.

[–]Classact78 2 points3 points ago

Tub, the movie.

[–]Ac3Fac3 2 points3 points ago

This one is strong with the internetz.

[–]66xsseldoG 5 points6 points ago

Approved

[–]bassivemalls 20 points21 points ago

Taft vs. diabetes.

[–]CaptainSombrero 22 points23 points ago

Diabeetus

[–]Snickersthecat 2 points3 points ago

Taft vs. Wilford Brimley.

[–]SackFulloApplez 2 points3 points ago

Your comment reminded me of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPAQFck9XHQ

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 22 points23 points ago

I love that I know nothing about Taft except the fact that he was so fat he once got stuck in a bath tub. What a presidential legacy.

[–]BosstheVisigoth 11 points12 points ago

[–]Kelvara 1 point2 points ago

Wow, the Zachary Taylor one was hilarious.

[–]fayanaro 1 point2 points ago

My god, I am so glad you posted this. The first two were good but the third had me laughing every few seconds. I am at work and had to hide behind my monitor so I could avoid eye contact to avoid questions.

[–]BattleHall 4 points5 points ago

...especially considering he was also Chief Justice of the Supreme Court for ten years, after he was President.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Howard_Taft

[–]Jisaw 1 point2 points ago

He's also one of the two Presidents buried at Arlington National Cemetery.

[–]chewpendous 10 points11 points ago

William Howard Taft: Tubthumper

[–]lesser_panjandrum 7 points8 points ago

He got knocked down, but he got up again.

[–]chewpendous 7 points8 points ago

I believe with the assistance of a crane

[–]xbkingx 5 points6 points ago

For some reason, I just thought of Taft struggling to get out a few seconds. He collapses in defeat and in an exasperated tone says, "Rub-dub-dub. Taft stuck in the tub. Again."

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 240 points241 points ago

I'm not even American but I'll be damned if that didn't cause a bald eagle to fly from the tip of my red, white and blue boner.

[–]YourPostAsABandName 56 points57 points ago

Red, White, and Blue Boner

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 21 points22 points ago

I'm envisioning a punk band, a lead singer called Marlon Rage, Dave Beast as drummer and a bass player called Steve. Their seminal debut album being of course "Hairy Eagles Over Arabia" unfortunately being their sole release before the untimely demise of the band when illegal fireworks explode on their tour bus on the 7th of April.

Happily their legacy lives on in the reggae band Johnny Appleweed, started by their Steves brother, Vince Ragnarok.

[–]MayorEmanuel 13 points14 points ago

I feel sorry for Steve. He doesn't get a cool last name.

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 22 points23 points ago

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

[–]DoctorCoollike 12 points13 points ago

...Steve...

[–]twenty_minutes_late 6 points7 points ago

Ragnarok isn't a cool last name?

[–]melingray 1 point2 points ago

how is Norse apocalypse not a cool last name

[–]Hamlet7768 1 point2 points ago

How's Harris?

[–]Aint_got_no_agua 2 points3 points ago

Toby Keith says you're welcome. Broooought to you courtesy of the Reeeed White and Bluuuuue!!!

[–]DaddyDanceParty[S] 154 points155 points ago

[–]Shadyb92 11 points12 points ago

Did anyone else notice the reddit alien on Abe Lincoln's pin? There is also one on the Colbert painting.

[–]Aspel 1 point2 points ago

Oh, was that Colbert? It looked like him, but I had to zoom in to the point that the PIXELS were huge, and he just looked Japanese. Going to Imgur and seeing the full sized would probably have helped, but fuck that, I'm MURRIKKAN! Reddit Enhancement Suite Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]Unknown-PopTart 19 points20 points ago

You are able to buy prints of these on Etsy, the artist is Jason Heuser I believe.

[–]copulat0r 8 points9 points ago

i bought two for christmas last year. one for my bro and one for me :D

[–]ajkkjjk52 1 point2 points ago

[–]sargent610 4 points5 points ago

My new favorite person on the internet

[–]LaceEdges 1 point2 points ago

Ah thanks. I had just looked for that...

[–]wafflesnsyrup 102 points103 points ago

The one with Teddy Roosevelt is actually a photograph.

[–]fuckingcaptcha 56 points57 points ago

They're all photographs. Why would you think otherwise?

[–]aerovirus22 15 points16 points ago

Naw in real life he used his fists...guns are for pussys.

[–]Aint_got_no_agua 20 points21 points ago

Photoshopped to make him look less manly so the picture could load properly on Macs.

[–]Pobobo 291 points292 points ago

Velociraptors are two feet tall. Freedom Velociraptors are fifteen feet tall.

[–]Unhappycamper96 178 points179 points ago

A fifteen foot tall velociraptor isn't normal, but on freedom it is.

[–]Biscoo 80 points81 points ago

Freedom, not even once.

[–]XOJAMELLOX 104 points105 points ago

What are you, from north korea?

[–]googie_g15 48 points49 points ago

I sense an incoming ban from r/Pyongyang...

[–]Zrk2 14 points15 points ago

[–]dr_professor_patrick 2 points3 points ago

I actually made a subreddit called that

[–]joeldavis 1 point2 points ago


THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST

[–]jesusinabottle 14 points15 points ago

Well maybe just once.

[–]zHellas 4 points5 points ago

You communist!

[–]DrVelociraptorMD 3 points4 points ago

Freedom is a hell of a drug.

[–]yentlequible 12 points13 points ago

[–]peifferu 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. That was bothering me a little that it keeps being called a velociraptor.

[–]vertigo1083 34 points35 points ago

Two meters tall.

No don't thank me. Pleasure is all mine.

[–]BlackoutOMG 31 points32 points ago

This is 'Merica, dammit!

[–]vertigo1083 27 points28 points ago

OK, my apologies.

6.5 feet

[–]Tumorseal 2 points3 points ago

No... Actually they were only 2 feet tall.

[–]Eat_A_Grey 25 points26 points ago

Let's all question the realism of these fictional drawings.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 1 point2 points ago

  1. They appear to be digital paintings.

  2. "Fictional" means existing only in fiction as opposed to realities. These are fictitious.

[–]tidux 1 point2 points ago

That's about the size of a Utahraptor.

[–]YourPostAsABandName 1 point2 points ago

Freedom Velociraptors

[–]darkkite23 1 point2 points ago

And Regan's riding it... aww...

[–]MustangMarti 70 points71 points ago

Fuck yeah! Thats mother fuckin Ben Franklin!!!!!

[–]PunisherXXV 19 points20 points ago

With Wolverine claws no less.

[–]BrotherSeamus 44 points45 points ago

No. Wolverine has Ben Franklin claws.

[–]b3stinth3world 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the old Reddit Switch-A-Rooni

[–]dhe_desx 18 points19 points ago

This is where i absolutely lost it. Benjamin Frankling with wolverine claws, flying, and fighting Zeus. That is simply too much epic.

[–]FlowchartDelicious 18 points19 points ago

i came the constitution when i saw that

[–]Aint_got_no_agua 8 points9 points ago

That was so manly I came the constitution without the 19th amendment.

[–]Fabbyfubz 29 points30 points ago

Each of these Presidents should get their own films and then have a Avengersesque film with all them together, fighting tyranny.

[–]Magrathea1152 67 points68 points ago

My new favorite one is JFK. He's riding a goddamn robotic unicorn with a lightsaber for a horn, it doesn't get better then that.

[–]PartyBusGaming 29 points30 points ago

And smoking INSIDE his helmet. How does that even work?

[–]AngryKittehPoo 35 points36 points ago

Cause it's MOTHER FUCKING 'MERICA!!!!!

[–]limelight22 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YEAH!!

[–]BillyBreen 7 points8 points ago

To quote the awesome Thank You for Smoking, "'Thank God we invented the...' you know, whatever device."

[–]3xhacks 1 point2 points ago

because he doesn't need oxygen

[–]bitcheslovedroids 1 point2 points ago

Why do you question it? Are you a dirty commie?

[–]Bortjort 1 point2 points ago

Starcraft precedent

[–]dpiston 10 points11 points ago

Also, Wheatley from Portal 2 is chillin in the background.

[–]Graylin 24 points25 points ago

[–]spock_block 1 point2 points ago

[–]Spinazania 17 points18 points ago

Black Ops 2 Killstreak.

[–]JFK_WENT_AFK 5 points6 points ago

Fuck yeah

[–]BillyBreen 5 points6 points ago

[–]RedAero 5 points6 points ago

What's the knife for though? Who's he gonna knife on the Moon?

[–]DaddyDanceParty[S] 11 points12 points ago

Aliens man. He's got skulls strapped to the horse.

[–]kvachon 1 point2 points ago

Wheatley is in the background too!

[–]Golden_orb 1 point2 points ago

Open your eyes.

[–]Phartatron 1 point2 points ago

That picture is obviously staged...

[–]Birthmark 35 points36 points ago

TIL George Washington was an idiot. Shooting zombies in the chest does nothing.

[–]Gamand 112 points113 points ago

normal bullets do nothing... but how about freedom-bullets?

[–]Iamkazam 44 points45 points ago

made of FUCK YEAH. Freedom-bullets!

[–]NonSequiturEdit 13 points14 points ago

George Washington just likes to play with his prey before he kills it.

[–]Alv53 13 points14 points ago

Ben Franklin is my favorite.

[–]Wuber_McWuber 26 points27 points ago

Why does Paul Revere have a minecraft pickaxe coming out the back of his bike...

[–]illiterateboxturtle 26 points27 points ago

Cus 'Merica

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 1 point2 points ago

That game is Swedish...

[–]simbac 16 points17 points ago

Until we took it.

[–]Guboj 15 points16 points ago

... not to mention the Nyan Cat thats racing besides him...

[–]johng95 1 point2 points ago

... Not to mention the assassins creed emblem on his hat and a green lantern.

[–]RicyRice 19 points20 points ago

INCORRECT Freemason symbol.

[–]blix797 5 points6 points ago

The freemason symbol on his hat's a nice touch, though.

[–]goatlll 12 points13 points ago

There is a decided lack of flaming guitars in these pics, made up only for the fact that despite the absence of musical instruments, I can still hear "America, FUCK YEA" as I scroll though them. It's like magic. The magic of freedom.

American Freedom

eagle screeches

a canon fires a shotgun made of beef and footballs that explodes into a cacophony of cheering children saluting the flag

the sun weeps as it is glow is outdone by 50 sparkling embers if true light and freedom, adorned by red and white unbreakable bars of prosperity stripes and a field of blue, the most sensual and honest of the colored back grounds

My voice deepens as I give a speech to the mountains about America, so they can know what true power and strength is. MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I HAVE BUT ONE ASS TO KICK FOR MY COUNTRY

Two eagles, Manifest and Destiny, descend from the sky, tun into f-16s and take me to the promised land.

And by promised land, I mean any place that has their AC going full blast.

[–]RedditUser88 2 points3 points ago

I am literally crying of joy. I actually envisioned all of this as I was reading. You, sir, have earned my upvote. Grazie

[–]Forten88 1 point2 points ago

Uses Italian on America day. Loses all the things.

[–]RedditUser88 1 point2 points ago

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!

[–]dpops 2 points3 points ago

It's so beautiful... I am beyond words.

[–]phailsafe 21 points22 points ago

Thomas Jefferson fist fighting 2* gorillas

[–]MooseBear 9 points10 points ago

My favorite one. Been a fan of this guys work for a while and that one has always been the best one. It is all in his face and the fact that he is holding the declaration of independence with a money belt on. He is just so bad-ass.

[–]nanospecial 9 points10 points ago

Future archaeologists and historians will be SO confused...

[–]cazama1 170 points171 points ago

Stephen Colbert among our nations top historical figures: I approve.

Edit sp

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points ago

the best part is how he achieved that status: by confidently telling everybody he already was one of America's top historical figures.

[–]sexual_octopus 32 points33 points ago

Fake it 'til you make it.

[–]mving 9 points10 points ago

We should send him back in time

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

But... We need him here.

[–]mving 8 points9 points ago

We could send him back in history to prevent the 2nd world war and bring him back again to the time before he left. Two Stevens... That's like porn for the mind.

[–]zHellas 6 points7 points ago

And then later once they finish their mission it can be porn for everyone!

[–]planeray 1 point2 points ago

We already have...

[–]ModstRob 2 points3 points ago

He has a reddit alien on his bandana.

[–]vparras 1 point2 points ago

While viewing these images I like to listen to this

[–]dudemansam4189 17 points18 points ago

We must hide this before Tim Burton gets any more ideas

[–]srry_didnt_hear_you 5 points6 points ago

No, let him get ideas! This I'd love to see....

[–]cheesewombat 39 points40 points ago

I like that Andrew Jackson isn't even doing anything significant. He doesn't have to, because he's just that badass.

[–]hoof_in_mouth 40 points41 points ago

killing aliens just like he killed the cherokees... BADASS!!!

[–]Deckurr 4 points5 points ago

alien head in his hand...

[–]BCP27 19 points20 points ago

*one of the worst presidents ever

*responsible for the mud slinging campaigning we see today

*gets away with it for beating up potential assassin with hickory cane

[–]MooseBear 3 points4 points ago

*hated indians

[–]I_I_I_I_am_the_owl 2 points3 points ago

Also, trail of tears. And who the hell knows how many people he killed in duels.

[–]krp31489 7 points8 points ago

Also only one of two presidents to erase our deficit

[–]Alfried 4 points5 points ago

The US had significantly more surpluses than deficits for the first 150 years of its existence. Not sure where you got such a claim that only two presidents haven't had a deficit.

[–]cheesewombat 1 point2 points ago

Was shot in the chest during a duel and still managed to kill the other guy without flinching. He had his flaws, but apparently he was our first robot president.

[–]illiterateboxturtle 8 points9 points ago

Someone should photoshop all of these guys into one picture.

[–]TheoQ99 6 points7 points ago

Ahahahaha, I've seen the Abe lincoln and theodore roosevelt ones a thousand times, but the rest of those were new for me. They are all so glorious.

[–]Spunkee-G 20 points21 points ago

Now that's an upvote for 'Merca

[–]enfyrneaux 6 points7 points ago

Reagan's is disappointing. He's shooting a German-made HK MP7 and he has a Soviet-era RPG-7 slung across his back.

[–]pieguyfry22 11 points12 points ago

He took them from the bodies of the commie bastards he slayed on the road to FREEDOM

[–]anthony955 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing he picked them up from the black market when he was arming the third world.

[–]dpops 1 point2 points ago

I came here to say this. The Reaganator would shoot exclusively American.

[–]respectedfoot 23 points24 points ago

The only one of these that depicts an actual historic event is the one with Teddy Roosevelt, the rest of these are total fakes.

[–]noloudnoisesplease 5 points6 points ago

you don't say.

[–]JaronK 1 point2 points ago

No, the Jefferson one was real. And the Jackson one is pretty damn close to accurate, except it was a different sort of gun, and he was killing Native Americans.

[–]Stolenusername 2 points3 points ago

In all seriousness, does anyone know how to get a poster sized version of one of these?

[–]themadscientistwho 1 point2 points ago

You can buy them from here.

[–]Sirdannykins 4 points5 points ago

the robotic FDR, my favorite because of the notable wheel chair pieces on the suit.

[–]Calcularius 3 points4 points ago

Ben Franklin vs. Zeus is reDONKulous

[–]van_12 2 points3 points ago

"Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight."

[–]ublaa 2 points3 points ago

Are there any with good dimensions for a Facebook cover picture?

[–]RUacronym 2 points3 points ago

hey Jackson is holding a nerf stampede

[–]CompactedPrism 2 points3 points ago

This needs to be a movie.

"The Freedom Fighters"

Like the Avengers, but with a time machine.

[–]upandadam 2 points3 points ago

america ftw!!

[–]Champie 2 points3 points ago

[–]bleyva 10 points11 points ago

......Ronald Reagan?

[–]Militantpoet 7 points8 points ago

Andrew Jackson: Native American Slayer*

[–]TuriGuiliano 3 points4 points ago

He actually had an adopted Native American Son.

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[–]physicswizard 2 points3 points ago

So that's where my history textbook got those pictures...

[–]phailsafe 1 point2 points ago

favorite part is the nyan cat in the paul revere one

[–]BokehBurgher 1 point2 points ago

these are great

[–]Wild2098 1 point2 points ago

When I heard about the Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie, my first thought was a prequel that has George Washington or Ben Franklin squashing the zombie apocalypse.

[–]rtphokie 1 point2 points ago

Texas textbooks are weird.

[–]HabitOfCreature 1 point2 points ago

The Jefferson one is the best! It should be titled 'Liberty, Bitch!'

[–]Jdirt 1 point2 points ago

This needs to be a video game.

[–]sorryforthefuuu 1 point2 points ago

This would make for a sick game. Someone should look into that!

[–]brooklynboii10 1 point2 points ago

'Merica bitches!

[–]sigaven 1 point2 points ago

Mecha-FDR - ruins of World Trade Center visible in center of picture

[–]cheshirerat 1 point2 points ago

i actually just changed my background to regan

[–]Burning_Kobun 1 point2 points ago

motorcycle throttles are on the right, so paul should be holding the lantern with his left hand.

[–]greatsuccessirl 1 point2 points ago

Ronald Reagan with a German SMG and a Russian RPG?

[–]songfromtheblackhole 1 point2 points ago

I think Seth Grahame-Smith found some novel ideas.

[–]Cobra_Viperdarthmaul 1 point2 points ago

Where is Bill Clinton riding a Unicorn, slaying an orc version of congress?

[–]pauler94 1 point2 points ago

Where is Bill Clinton the Pimp??

[–]Sandbox47 1 point2 points ago

Is that ... Kennedy on a robot unicorn with a laser horn, on the moon carrying a bunch of skulls? Or did I mistake him for someone else? I like the fact that he saddled the unicorn.

[–]hcwdjk 1 point2 points ago

Lincoln had terrible trigger discipline.

[–]Quist11 1 point2 points ago

why is Colbert here?

[–]potsmoker420 1 point2 points ago

where is Obama on this?

[–]Razenghan 1 point2 points ago

I like Teddy vs. Sasquatch. Mostly because it actually happened.

[–]woodchuck64 1 point2 points ago

No Bill Clinton with a Bevy of Babes?

[–]Polite_Werewolf 1 point2 points ago

If anything, Ronald Reagan is riding a Utah Raptor.

[–]JLee43 1 point2 points ago

Stealing this guys karma, not cool.

http://imgur.com/a/OJ7J0#9

[–]phunkystuff 1 point2 points ago

I like how Stephen Colbert found his way up with our presidents

[–]downtimebananas 1 point2 points ago

One more and we got a calendar.

[–]ballaholic1 1 point2 points ago

The thing is the one with Teddy Roosevelt is actually true

[–]JohnSigma8 1 point2 points ago

Steven Colbert is pretty much like that every day.

[–]Legion299 1 point2 points ago

Murrica'

[–]Itsatrapski 1 point2 points ago

BETTER DEAD, THAN RED.

[–]VelvetJammies 4 points5 points ago

Merica! I love all of these

[–]silverjudge 2 points3 points ago

Andrew Jackson NUFF SAID!

[–]breakingrobertsrules 0 points1 point ago

Andrew Jackson: Indian Hunter. FTFY.

[–]Powermaurer 1 point2 points ago

"Andrew Jackson, Cherokee Slayer" FTFY

[–]KingPinBreezy 0 points1 point ago

ronald reagan is an american hero?

[–]reach78 0 points1 point ago

lakshfiel

[–]reach78 0 points1 point ago

'murica, fuck yea