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[–]clitorisandria 36 points37 points ago

Hurry! Someone call Dr Pepper!

[–]Ginnigan 3 points4 points ago

Shit, I don't have his number! I've got Mr. Pibb... Should I call Mr. Pibb?

[–]leadfoot323 15 points16 points ago

Mr. Pibb is just Dr. Pepper that didn't stay in school long enough to get his PhD.

[–]Morgoss 1 point2 points ago

You fools! Never put the period in their names! Now they have a taste for blood!

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 0 points1 point ago

Bad news sir! General Pepper was caught in the Cola-Wars crossfire! The hero will live on with us thought, we will have or revenge on the bastards!

[–]GoodMorningWood 71 points72 points ago

He was just trying to buy some coke.

[–]rashaat 15 points16 points ago

I draw this 2 years ago http://i.imgur.com/mHs8I.jpg

[–]isthataturtle 2 points3 points ago

I had forgotten about pepsi twist

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 2 points3 points ago

THAK DRAW TO YEAR GO

[–]lomography 25 points26 points ago

It's because they're black. You'd never see this kind of thing between Sprite and 7Up.

[–]soutnich066 15 points16 points ago

man it's totally like Atlanta

[–]Thatonekid131 47 points48 points ago

So much repost

[–]ChiefNugs 30 points31 points ago

I'm pretty sure this was one of the first pictures on the internet.

[–]DarkTwist 12 points13 points ago

I've never seen it and I'm glad I was able to. Who cares if it's a repost.

[–]aryon984 5 points6 points ago

I've got this image saved on my computer with creation being 2008. So it's 4 years old at the very least. Minus the text.

[–]BICEPS 8 points9 points ago

Why do you save shit like this?

[–]BCP27 6 points7 points ago

So you can show your friends the funny image you found on the internet.

My friends are all tech-savvy, but none of use any sort of social networking media. We don't even email each other, we only talk in person.

Well, we do talk on the phone, but only for a few seconds to verify that we will be talking in person.

[–]BICEPS -1 points0 points ago

Well that's one way to do it. I'm using facebook and icq. Much easier to send a link e.g. and it doesn't cost as much.

[–]aryon984 0 points1 point ago

Because stupid teenager that used to find everything funny, that's why.

[–]ArtVandelayInd 8 points9 points ago

Damn crips...

[–]markman71122 -2 points-1 points ago

No, those are bloods because they are red.

[–]ArtVandelayInd 1 point2 points ago

Right. The damn crip came into the wrong neighborhood.

[–]ItchyLemon 6 points7 points ago

This has been posted so many times.

Original post here and another repost of it here

www.karmadecay.com

[–]MEINCOMP 1 point2 points ago

At Least its face didn't get eaten.

[–]Decyde 1 point2 points ago

My friend did this before and put white hoods on the coke cans and had a grape soda can crushed bleeding on the ground. I told him he was racist.

[–]kast13 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of the King Kong scene in Training day with all the gangsters standing around Denzel.

[–]drewuke 1 point2 points ago

Saw this for the 50th time and still laughed.

[–]Jew_Crusher 1 point2 points ago

This is how I feel living in a large city.

[–]tehjoeblowman 1 point2 points ago

[–]Reddit4LifeDawg 1 point2 points ago

They all bleed the same color tho..

[–]A_KOd_Koala 1 point2 points ago

Oh god we need a movie and/or a book now!

[–]redneckGeek357 1 point2 points ago

I told ya I would cap a pop in yo ass you ever come round here again...

[–]mariokid45 1 point2 points ago

Is that you KrispyKreme? (look at the OP's name)

[–]DeviousCheese 1 point2 points ago

Those sons of the bitches.

[–]billthelawmaker 1 point2 points ago

OMG Mexican Coke! we should be friends! I thought I was the only one. Tubular!

[–]Lefty07 1 point2 points ago

hey OP have you heard the rapper krispy kreme? check him out, hes good for a laugh

[–]Hellspark08 1 point2 points ago

Crap, I drank the only Pepsi. Now I have is Coke.

[–]yankeefan144 4 points5 points ago

Don't worry, he got revenge

[–]Nick_Lemons 7 points8 points ago

That's not even coke leaking out of the can. Nice try, Pepsi.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 2 points3 points ago

One of the pepsis needs a stilt and bandages.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This is such an old repost.

[–]robotlionprincess 3 points4 points ago

i read that in a black ladys voice

[–]Greg_Graffin 2 points3 points ago

Looks like the bloods won this one.

[–]jakemaniang 0 points1 point ago

Its funny because gang violence!

[–]Kappies10 -3 points-2 points ago

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN UPVOTED!?

[–]ChickaloonCharlie 19 points20 points ago

you sound like one of those god damned pepsi-lovers.

[–]Kappies10 4 points5 points ago

I do love Pepsi.

[–]iAnnoyTurtles 8 points9 points ago

SO BRAVE.

[–]CoopCS 0 points1 point ago

Ive seen this before so many times.

[–]weabot 0 points1 point ago

You reposted into the wrong website

MotherFucker

[–]arch_enemy810 -1 points0 points ago

I was wearing my coca-cola shirt when I saw this. Hell yeah! This is our town, Pepsi bitch.

[–]z3bb0 -1 points0 points ago

Love how there's old guys standing the background.

[–]mrstickball -1 points0 points ago

Shoulda been RC Cola..

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Aaaaaaaand we all just read that in a "Black voice".

[–]Dr_Adopted 2 points3 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]jmacamckinnon -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]DirtyKlam22 -1 points0 points ago

last time I saw this I fell off my dinosaur

[–]VisualNoiz -3 points-2 points ago

hilarious

[–]Vincenti -5 points-4 points ago

You reposted into the wrong neighborhood.

[–]mekoegle -5 points-4 points ago

Repost level is over 9000!