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[–]MattyIce859 50 points51 points ago

I can't tell where the wine stops and the blood starts.

[–]TFace_Falone 27 points28 points ago

That's actually a bottle of water.

[–]ScubaSammy 35 points36 points ago

And Jesus.

[–]IronicallyFunny 8 points9 points ago

Jesus' second coming will be a lot more EXTREME than the last time.

[–]Energy_Turtle 0 points1 point ago

[–]vinvin618 17 points18 points ago

THERE ARE SOBER CHILDREN IN AFRICA! YOU BASTARD!

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[–]Awsumsnausages 0 points1 point ago

Unless he changed his shirt every time he tried, I'd say it is his first try.

[–]Daaane 18 points19 points ago

This is a really cool photo. It's like jackass meets Annie Leibovitz.

[–]akinator2000 -4 points-3 points ago

I love that woman, her work is just amazing.

[–]vxx 9 points10 points ago

Oh shit, could you do it again, the light wasn't good enough. Now I missed the button, again please...

[–]joetromboni 4 points5 points ago

Alcohol abuse!

[–]chocolatemilkman 2 points3 points ago

haha it's funny because i just watched the Mythbusters episode where they test the effects of a beer bottle to the head..

[–]Sasken 1 point2 points ago

Hopefully a wine bottle breaks more easily than a beer bottle or that guy has a broken skull now.

[–]reptomin 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't.. Bigger vessel might face higher pressure from carbonation in extreme conditions (heat, shaking), needs to be sturdier.

[–]scarface910 7 points8 points ago

Now you have something to wine about.

[–]Watissoup 1 point2 points ago

He shouldn't keep things bottled up.

[–]Watissoup 2 points3 points ago

Actually, looks like he is having a smashing good time.

[–]sassooooo -1 points0 points ago

He was probably smashed

[–]thatawesome_guy 1 point2 points ago

But I would like to drink that :(

[–]sassooooo 1 point2 points ago

The grapes of wrath

[–]Lapside 1 point2 points ago

WINEBOTTLE FACE PALM When a regular facepalm just doesn't fit in

[–]lordicarus 1 point2 points ago

Probably a stunt bottle which are sometimes made of sugar and really don't hurt to have cracked over your head.

[–]Psilocyn 1 point2 points ago

Thought for a moment I accidently subscribed to /r/gore

[–]Yeahsuree 1 point2 points ago

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

[–]Punechi 1 point2 points ago

trololololol

[–]drew1111 1 point2 points ago

As with all headaches go, you did it to yourself.

[–]IWasGregInTokyo 1 point2 points ago

Actually it's the whites that give me headaches.

[–]rastashark 1 point2 points ago

wow, what a horrible idea

[–]futbol4life22 1 point2 points ago

You sir have some steely balls.

[–]jonesy852 1 point2 points ago

I don't think that is how you are supposed to open it.

[–]rosstronica 3 points4 points ago

Looks like he has...

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

...a drinking problem.

YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[–]Sadrockman 2 points3 points ago

O come on,that shits funny. Overused,maybe,but still funny.

[–]Charliiiiie 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, who the fuck would do that, and why? Does this picture have some history/credits?

[–]bumpin222 0 points1 point ago

RIP shirt

[–]Panzermench 0 points1 point ago

Anyone care to guess how man stitches? Mine is 32. Also they cut off the bottom of the bottle to weaken the integrity of the bottle. That's how he probably stained his hands red in the first place.

[–]denim-chicken 0 points1 point ago

Brings a whole new meaning to "facing a bottle of wine"

[–]Sadrockman 0 points1 point ago

Well there's your problem!

[–]Dakotaleek 0 points1 point ago

Your headache wont seem that bad when you find the shards of glass in your eye.

[–]wtfOP 0 points1 point ago

Major lacerations detected.

[–]CAPT_OBVlOUS 0 points1 point ago

That's because he is smashing it to his head.

[–]JimmyJames137 -1 points0 points ago

Here come the 'Smashing' posts

[–]GMCooper84 -1 points0 points ago

that's exactly what i feel like i did the night before on the day after

[–]imnotthomas -1 points0 points ago

Bad thing is that was a Chardonnay

[–]LLFoolJ -2 points-1 points ago

Red wine goes straight to my head

[–]ericanderton -1 points0 points ago

This is what a red wine induced hangover feels like.

[–]peartisgod -1 points0 points ago

Well lookee here, that was my poison of choice last night!

[–]CaptionHQ -1 points0 points ago

Can't tell which red substance is blood and which is wine...

[–]Arizzletron -1 points0 points ago

Wow, if I didn't read the title I would say that wine looks like jam.

[–]phishroom -1 points0 points ago

You're drinking it too fast.

[–]randomfunnyname -1 points0 points ago

Why?

[–]my2penniesworth -1 points0 points ago

if you're not man enough to take it, you got no right to wine about it.

[–]Noel_S_Jytemotiv -1 points0 points ago

It's the sulfites.

AND THE GLASS!

[–]drunk_otter -2 points-1 points ago

They told me I could be anything so I became a cork.

[–]thankgoddamn -2 points-1 points ago

New game: where does the wine end and the blood begin?

[–]lowboy -3 points-2 points ago

Interesting difference in response based on time submitted. 5 hours previous, this didn't go anywhere. Also, glad to know "you" got a headache from it.

[–]SonicSlice 2 points3 points ago

I don't think OP was saying he himself was in the picture. I believe he was just trying to have a witty title. And reposts are just going to exist my friend.

[–]lowboy -1 points0 points ago

And I will be here existing with them. Like some sort of shitty Batman. Hero Reddit deserves, blah blah.

[–]abuhamsa[S] 0 points1 point ago

i never said that i'm the person on the picture and as far i know it doesnt matter to post on r/pics! and i made a repost because when you live in europe you have to wait with your posts otherwise whole america wont see it!