When the phone rings while taking a dump

ManofToast · 2 months

Eh, if it's important, they'll leave a message.

donkeyrocket · 2 months

Odd. Why aren't you iPooping? I conduct all sorts of goings-on whilst pooping with my phone.

friday6700 · 2 months

And you want to be my latex salesman...

Brewe · 2 months

When you try to repost a repost of a repost, this is sadly not how it happens.

YOOLIK · 2 months

How can you manage to pull up your underwear..... but not your shorts?

Frightened_Inmate_1 · 2 months

I just answer it, because obviously it's already in my hands. Who poops without their phone these days?

Lex110 · 2 months

I laughed too much at this.

hoptail05 · 2 months

Wrong subreddit.

stonedotjimmy · 2 months

at first i thought he had spongebob on his underwear, then i thought "who the hell has underwear with pictures of their best friend on it?" the I realized i really really want to make some custom underwear with my best friend's face on it.

paulornothing · 2 months

Why don't you have your cell phone with you?

T_Mucks · 2 months

Your phone takes dumps? I think you need to upgrade.

Karma_Or_Bust · 2 months

You still have a landline?

zitfarmer · 2 months

My phone is with me at all times . . . I just reread that in Dale Gribbles voice.

MaverickTopGun · 2 months

I specifically call people when I poop. Get stuff done son

FunnySpaceTree · 2 months

Dont poop on the floor :o

criticalnegation · 2 months

smart phone is as essential as toilet paper in the bathroom

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