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Came home at a [7] and found this open in Photoshop when I woke up.. Not sure what I had in mind for it. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]SpecterXs 42 points43 points ago

Never has a bullshit story been so bullshit.

[–]youRheaDiSoNfirE 14 points15 points ago

Every time I read a headline that claims the poster 'passed out while high, woke up and found this', I shake my head in disgust. It reminds me of the kids who don't smoke and claim it's because they're allergic. Just say you don't want to smoke. And for posts like this, Just give it a snappy headline!

[–]mysteriorockanova 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, haha, Photoshop?

Made an image macro while high and then forgot about it?

YA RITE! NICE TRY, MAN!

EDIT: Never mind, checked Karma Decay and apparently this exact image has been posted several places before. Perhaps he meant to further alter the image himself but then forgot to, but still found this saved as a project?

EDIT OF EDIT: NEVER MIND NEVER MIND, the other post was from this same user.

[–]Weedners 2 points3 points ago

it's clearly a self portrait

[–]fortkickass23 2 points3 points ago

What does [7] mean?

Forgive me, I'm a newbie to r/trees.

[–]youRheaDiSoNfirE 5 points6 points ago

The numbers refer to a scale of how high you are, 0 being stone cold sober, 10 being full on FUBAR.

The problem with this scale is that on average, you need to subtract at least 2 from most people's claims, either because they don't know what it truly feels like to reach a [10], which is common, or because they're over exaggerating (even more common)

[–]Bassie93 2 points3 points ago

The High Scale, my friend

[–]fortkickass23 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, kind sir.

[–]Braunze_Man 2 points3 points ago

It means he is high, and at a 7 on a scale of 1-10.

[–]onedavester 0 points1 point ago

1-12

[–]itzzger 2 points3 points ago

It's the High Scale man. I would send a link to you, but I just spent 25 minutes looking for it and couldn't get it. Sorry man ): [8]

[–]Gothika_47 1 point2 points ago

Adding a number in your post title gives you free karma.

[–]entelligent7 2 points3 points ago

Maybe your cat just decided to fuck around with photoshop after partaking of some 'nip

[–]nirgle 1 point2 points ago

These aren't my glasses

[–]cyniclawl 1 point2 points ago

Wasting a perfectly tasty looking baguette, for starters.

[–]LiriX 1 point2 points ago

greatness.. greatness was in your mind

[–]kwood09 1 point2 points ago

Put Smarties tubes on cats' legs make them walk like a robot.

[–]Quasitoko 1 point2 points ago

Trying to reinvent kitten mittens are we?

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[–]mateo_36[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, ya dingus!

[–]DE_ENT 2 points3 points ago

Cat Breading is bad mmkay

[–]bbq420 1 point2 points ago

see this cat? he has breadsticks for legs. he doesnt care

[–]DJ_GiantMidget 0 points1 point ago

WINNING!!! that's what you are doing

[–]farawayrobot 0 points1 point ago

Is that subway bread?

[–]merrumel 0 points1 point ago

Is your cat a burmese?

[–]RoCon52 0 points1 point ago

trees related?

[–]fragglestickcar 1 point2 points ago

It wouldn't be r/trees content if it was.

[–]RoCon52 0 points1 point ago

you clever bastard :)

[–]Smeggerz 0 points1 point ago

Dude, his back right leg (bottom left) looks like the face of another cat.

[–]johnnyboy0788 0 points1 point ago

I hate the posts that say "this was on my computer when I woke up," as if they got so high they didn't remember doing it. Bullshit. Sounds more like alcohol than weed.

[–]manslaststand 0 points1 point ago

how do you black out from smoking?

[–]Cacodemon 0 points1 point ago

Noob.

[–]mateo_36[S] 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKoZBRAFNTg

[–]friskel 0 points1 point ago

i dont care where this pic came from, it is the best thing i have seen on the internet thus far..

[–]youRheaDiSoNfirE 3 points4 points ago

As you have been a redditor for over 2 years, I find this hard to swallow. REALLY?!

[–]friskel 0 points1 point ago

ya rly

[–]PRockGirlScout 0 points1 point ago

Ditto. But then I'm at a 12 (see above mandate to subtract two)

[–]PRockGirlScout 0 points1 point ago

And before you start bitching about me being able to type, I get insomnia when I get this high. SO yeah.

[–]Espeis 0 points1 point ago

this is hilarious

[–]jazmar 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

[–]helarias 0 points1 point ago

ha ha us stoners, man. forgettin stuff, photoshoppin texts on cat pics, the usual ha ha oh man gonna smoke a hueg weed right now

[–]vuxa -2 points-1 points ago

hey guy save me a smoke rip

[–]helarias -1 points0 points ago

u gtot it man

[–]MlNDBOMB -4 points-3 points ago

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