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[–]metchill 17 points18 points ago

Washington, George Washington. 6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.

[–]rcohen118 7 points8 points ago

2 stories tall, made of radiation. The future beware, the present beware he's coming he's coming he's coming.

[–]PretntiousIlliterate 1 point2 points ago

I heard... Motherfucker... Had like... 30 goddamn dicks

[–]darkarchonlord[S] 16 points17 points ago

Note: I did not make these, I just edited them into wallpaper form. Creator is Jason Heuser (SharpWriter). All images are 1920x1080

[–]SparklyVampireDust 16 points17 points ago

God, I lost it at the Ben Franklin V Zeus one

[–]Shyamallamadingdong 9 points10 points ago

TIL Ben Franklin was Wolverine's ancestor

[–]trombone646 2 points3 points ago

Apparently syphilis grants superpowers. Why haven't the ghettos risen up?

[–]SparklyVampireDust 5 points6 points ago

[–]ryguydrummerboy 28 points29 points ago

Technically Ben Franklin was never President.

[–]aromaticchicken 47 points48 points ago

and Colbert was, right?

[–]loulan 13 points14 points ago

This is reddit so yes, as well as Ron Paul, Carl Sagan and NdGT.

[–]hootandahalf 8 points9 points ago

What about Revere?

[–]KajiKaji 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, but there is no chance in hell that Ben Franklin will be President.. He's dead.. Colbert still has a chance.

[–]Amriki 2 points3 points ago

I like the way you think.

[–]DingGratz 4 points5 points ago

TECHNICALLY??

[–]darkarchonlord[S] 0 points1 point ago

True but I can't name things :(

[–]dwinn41 8 points9 points ago

And I thought Andrew Jackson was a badass before I saw this!

[–]TheDudeaBides96 9 points10 points ago

Oh my god, this.......... this is too much.

[–]lazybandgeek 7 points8 points ago

I think this is the best wallpaper dump I have yet to see.

[–]darkarchonlord[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks!

[–]gillesvdo 5 points6 points ago

Anyone get the Portal 2 reference in the space-suited JFK riding a lightsaber unicorn on the moon-one?

... never thought I'd write that particular sentence.

[–]darkarchonlord[S] 19 points20 points ago

Cant believe I forgot that one: http://imgur.com/0blcQ

[–]DeedTheInky 5 points6 points ago

[–]LordFluffyPants 3 points4 points ago

Link for the lazy http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/ Also: the one with the eagle is Colbert, not a president, but damn close enough

[–]Hoveringmouse 2 points3 points ago

Could someone ask the creator to make a Canadian version? And send me a link

[–]Fenr-i-r 3 points4 points ago

I'm not even American and I love this.

[–]dienaked 4 points5 points ago

I want to see George W Bush as Snake Plissken, Clinton on the Planet of the Apes and Obama fighting Cthulhu

[–]Boa220 0 points1 point ago

Plissken would be awesome! Also if any movie franchise needs to get a good reboot, it would have to be the Escape from franchise. I mean with out that movie we would not have Solid Snake.

[–]fckthosepantiesmomma 4 points5 points ago

You can buy prints of these. He sells them on etsy.com. His name is sharpwriter. I bought the Teddy Roosevelt one.

[–]darkarchonlord[S] 0 points1 point ago

I want one of the Reagan prints but they are so expensive!

[–]VeloxTelum 2 points3 points ago

I'm Canadian and I might still use some of these...

[–]Banger91 2 points3 points ago

These are the follow ups to the Lincoln movie.

[–]m1ndcr1me 2 points3 points ago

I'm a big fan of Andrew Jackson, Alien Slayer.

[–]DingGratz 2 points3 points ago

Why is FDR so fat?

[–]supkristin 5 points6 points ago

Poor diet habits.

[–]Shyamallamadingdong 3 points4 points ago

Obama has had it with these motherfucking white presidents in these motherfucking wallpapers

[–]gyang333 0 points1 point ago

TIL Stephen Colbert and Benjamin Franklin were also US Presidents.

[–]xXShatter_ForceXx 1 point2 points ago

I need more of these

[–]subarusti43 1 point2 points ago

9 is Paul Revere is my favorite. Just for the nyan cat in the back

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[–]chas3 2 points3 points ago

Did you spot Wheatley in the background of JFK's wallpaper?

[–]Dash275 1 point2 points ago

I do like the Courage Wolf on FDR's battle suit.

[–]goosesavior 1 point2 points ago

Andrew Jackson epicness lvl: 100

[–]LTman86 2 points3 points ago

Who would reign victorious if we threw them all into a ring and had a battle royal?

[–]Seandogg 1 point2 points ago

I didn't have a couple of these, thanks!

[–]darkarchonlord[S] 0 points1 point ago

No problem!!

[–]timothygruich 2 points3 points ago

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give this. These are absolutely amazing. Even though I've seen them before, any time I see one I instantly have to go through and look at all of them again.

[–]DrumCorpsAlum 1 point2 points ago

I looked at these while masturbating and listening to "America, Fuck Yeah," and came red, white, and blue.

[–]VooDoom 1 point2 points ago

These are really badass. Will download / 10.

[–]donworrryboutit 1 point2 points ago

To reiterate my favorite comment from my most recent dump: this is full of win.

[–]PresidentCleveland 0 points1 point ago

No Grover Cleveland? worthless!

[–]Konichiwa_Bitches 0 points1 point ago

Did you find this on theCHIVE?

[–]g00ber10318 0 points1 point ago

I would vote for anybody who could survive the zombie hoard with that attire

[–]egyptsFINEST8 0 points1 point ago

These are my favorite wallpapers ever. Thanks.

[–]Red_Dog1880 0 points1 point ago

So much 'MERICA FUCK YEAH in there.

[–]Tezerel 1 point2 points ago

I really cringed on the Andrew Jackson alien slayer one. Either the artist is ignorant about him basically massacring Indians, or a dick.

[–]FlyingGreenSuit 0 points1 point ago

Thomas Jefferson punching gorillas had some subtext as well, I'd say. I just tried to ignore it and enjoy the badassery.

[–]Obi-StacheKenobi -1 points0 points ago

shame

[–]yourmom2000 -3 points-2 points ago

  1. Ronald Reagan

  2. Teddy Roosevelt

  3. George Washington (?)

  4. Stephen Colbert

  5. Thomas Jefferson

  6. Andrew Jackson

  7. Ben Franklin

  8. Franklin Roosevelt

  9. George Washington (?)

  10. John Kennedy

[–]Professor-Plum 2 points3 points ago

According to his site, #9 is Paul Revere.

[–]yourmom2000 -1 points0 points ago

Ahh thank you. That makes sense cuz of the lantern haha

[–]darkarchonlord[S] 1 point2 points ago

You know they are labeled right?

[–]HanSolenoid -2 points-1 points ago

Too bad dinosaurs had feathers...

[–]thetuxracer -4 points-3 points ago

I lost it at Jefferson punching Godzilla. Badass.

[–]darkarchonlord[S] 3 points4 points ago

What on earth are you referring to. There is Thomas Jefferson punching a Gorilla....

[–]jezmck -5 points-4 points ago

US Presidential Wallpapers

[–]DrMango 5 points6 points ago

There are OTHER countries?

[–]jezmck 1 point2 points ago

We are legion.

[–]Derpsan -1 points0 points ago

I dont think my computer can handle the amount of freedom and liberty for all that these wallpapers possess.