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[–]socialbatteringram 364 points365 points ago

Vuvuzelas annoy the shit out of any species

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

I now have the proper response prepared for the next world cup.

[–]AchillesGRK 27 points28 points ago

No you don't, vuvuzelas are a cultural thing in South Africa. They will not be anywhere near as big of a presence at the next world cup, which is just wonderful. Hopefully they will just ban the damn things.

[–]goodguysteve 35 points36 points ago

I hear the bagpipes are getting popular in Brazil...

[–]setrakakan 14 points15 points ago

Dude bagpipes are awesome. Shame about the whole bagpipes causing lung damage thing though.

[–]lolwut19 19 points20 points ago

Wait what

[–]setrakakan 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if you're going 'Wait what' at the fact I like bagpipes or the lung thing. The former is my opinion, the latter is something called 'Pipers lung' I believe.

[–]Msheno 0 points1 point ago

I googled it for you, here's what I got.

Q: What is pipers lung?

A: A lung disease often caused by bagpipes

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_pipers_lung

[–]_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 0 points1 point ago

Bagpipes were designed to be horrible.

[–]JerosScotland 1 point2 points ago

Lies

[–]AchillesGRK 9 points10 points ago

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[–]lmpervious 3 points4 points ago

They aren't inexpensive and easy to carry.

[–]caphits 0 points1 point ago

[–]ynwa1892 3 points4 points ago

They pretty much got banned everywhere after the world cup.

[–]pandeomonia 1 point2 points ago

several vuvuzelas at a ballgame in the middle of nowhere (Nebraska) last night. Made me sad.

[–]TheUltimatePoet 4 points5 points ago

Ah, good. I thought it was a fog horn.

[–]Srewopnod 4 points5 points ago

Literally

[–]Rudegirlyesi 0 points1 point ago

So thats what there called!

[–]flyinpat 512 points513 points ago

you discovered the brown note!

[–]jcbneuner 68 points69 points ago

The yellow note.

[–]SmokeyTheRobot 15 points16 points ago

looks brown to me

[–]jcbneuner 4 points5 points ago

It was a slightly odd color. I had to watch it several times to make sure it wasn't. Just the way she crouched to do it gave it away.

[–]arctic105 11 points12 points ago

I wonder why the dude with the camera launched after the dog when he saw him taking a piss, was he trying to like catch it in his hands or something?

[–]Lavaswimmer 12 points13 points ago

as a dog owner, he would have grabbed the collar and dragged him outside. the dog would stop doing his business and walk outside.

[–]HaxorusOG 3 points4 points ago

Not mine. That bitch -- no pun intended -- keeps shitting on the floor.

[–]Lavaswimmer 0 points1 point ago

oh god, shit everywhere.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I would have just stopped torturing him with the stupid horn. Actually I wouldn't have done it in the first place.

[–]Lavaswimmer 0 points1 point ago

well yes, this would have been the best way to prevent the shit, but if he just stopped blowing the horn, the dog wouldn't stop shitting.

[–]OzymandiasReborn 25 points26 points ago

It was a dump, not a piss.

[–]kittygoat 31 points32 points ago

looks like a poop squat, but looks like a pee puddle.

edit: totally a pee puddle.

[–]IchooseYou 23 points24 points ago

I can't believe how many people had to comment on whether this dog was pissing or not.

[–]friendlyhermit 19 points20 points ago

At first I thought it was a poop, but I'm pretty sure that's pee. Pee, final answer.

[–]Sexy_Offender 13 points14 points ago

Lock him in on pee.

[–]initialgold 3 points4 points ago

Stay on target...

[–]bitter_cynical_angry 7 points8 points ago

Yellow leader, squatting by.

[–]street_ronin 11 points12 points ago

Female dogs generally squat to urinate, unlike the stereotypical lifting of the leg associated with male dogs. I know this because I am a dog owner.

[–]Shablahdoo 11 points12 points ago

I usually lift my leg to piss, but my bitch friends squat. I know this because I am a dog.

[–]LATKE_IN_MY_TUCHES 4 points5 points ago

Male dogs also squat to urinate if neutered at a particularly young age.

...I know this because my mom's a veterinarian, but since I suspect people are going to say "SOURCE?!?" anyway, here's a source (read the eighth bullet point): http://www.stocktongov.com/government/departments/police/anSpay.html

[–]Squirrelbrushing 10 points11 points ago

My (male) dog used to squat when he was home with just us, but when another dog was visiting, he'd invariably lift his leg to go.

I think he was self-conscious.

[–]kittygoat 3 points4 points ago

I also know this because I am also a dog owner.

however, my female dog has very different poop and pee squats.

[–]SerialEndosymbiosis 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, my dog has a pee squat and a poop . . . hunch.

[–]cervantes429 2 points3 points ago

My female dog squats to pee, and squats to shit. The difference is that, for some reason, she starts moving in a circle while shitting.

[–]Elv3n 1 point2 points ago

Male dog owner, my dog squats to pee.

[–]Bearcubby17 4 points5 points ago

Female dog owner I squat to pee

[–]ReadySetJoe 0 points1 point ago

I raise my leg to shit.

[–]skatedaddy 17 points18 points ago

I beg to differ sir! I literally watched this video within the hour and it was in fact urine.

[–]lost_trilogy 6 points7 points ago

This looks like true urine.

My buddy is an expert on differentiating between pee and shit, lets give him a call.

[–]PC7437 1 point2 points ago

It looks like it pretty out of shape. Best I can do is a recorded gif and some karma on Reddit

[–]EliteTechnoWolf 1 point2 points ago

DANGIT SPARKY, NOT AGAIN!

[–]greasyhands 0 points1 point ago

You can stop a trained animal from urinating or shitting (even once they've started) if you catch them in the act during a 'lapse', allowing you time to usher them outside to finish.

[–]Last_Gigolo 0 points1 point ago

I'm so unoriginal.

Wrote this huge thing leading to the punch line. Decided to scroll down before submitting.

Damn it.

[–]brokenseeker 0 points1 point ago

Submission urination.

[–]wortime 0 points1 point ago

Obvious but you said it first! We all knew it existed, and the mythbusters were wrong!

[–]bncesper 64 points65 points ago

This appears to be the source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c

[–]PictureTraveller 103 points104 points ago

youtube comment : "the dog was so confused it pissed a questionmark"

paused it at 0:21 and laughed my ass off

[–]sukiiii 58 points59 points ago

?

[–]GREAT_WALL_OF_DICK 25 points26 points ago

I...I got nothing to say. That shit was hilarious.

[–]F_stop_cruz 6 points7 points ago

That piss was more hilarious.

[–]Aleksander73 166 points167 points ago

Looks like the dog won that one.

[–]JCXtreme 43 points44 points ago

'I'll leave my shit everywhere. I AM THE WINNER IN THIS SITUATION!'

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]abledanger 2 points3 points ago

WHATEVS.

[–]broshave 0 points1 point ago

THEN WHO WAS DOG?

I'll see myself out now.

[–]LupusOk 1 point2 points ago

[–]Seand0r 21 points22 points ago

What the fuck did they expect? Just to run around in circles, apparently tortured, until they ran out of breath?

[–]weside73 9 points10 points ago

I doubt they expected that.

[–]TriforceFace 247 points248 points ago

Yet another reason not to be a cunt to your dog, as if it were needed.

[–]Yourmumlikesme 116 points117 points ago

And afterwards they'd have berated the poor dog for its completely appropriate response to a Vuvuzela.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Oh so when a dog reacts to a Vuvuzela by pissing on something it's "appropriate", but when I do it I need "help".

Fucking double standards.

[–]Nicktatorship 97 points98 points ago

And whoever kills that fucking horn blower will stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke!

[–]Talbotus 14 points15 points ago

The best moment for theon by a wide margin.

[–]snorch 9 points10 points ago

Infinitely better than the moment immediately following, in any case.

[–]thewillis 2 points3 points ago

Just you wait

[–]Talbotus 0 points1 point ago

No need I've read the books. I still think this moment in the show that didn't happen was the best line Theon has had.

[–]KhaleesiStormborn 13 points14 points ago

Oh thank you.

[–]jakkii92 11 points12 points ago

Effective. Smart dog.

[–]iwishihadgills 19 points20 points ago

And the lesson here is - thats what you get for playing a fucking Vuvuzela!

I hate those damn things.

[–]Black_Apalachi 8 points9 points ago

One day I hope they invent something that will eliminate the need to add subtitles to these moving pictures.

[–]andrewsmith1986 36 points37 points ago

I need to buy a Vuvuzela and visit my ex's house.

[–]CanadianGun 10 points11 points ago

Now I wonder. Is it because you desire to make her dog pee on the floor, or make your ex pee on the floor?

[–]pewpnstuff 21 points22 points ago

Twist: His ex was dog.

[–]dbcification 8 points9 points ago

What a bitch.

[–]cironoric 7 points8 points ago

Totally, totally deserved that.

[–]Djirin 8 points9 points ago

The proper response to a vuvuzela

[–]nihilite 2 points3 points ago

Exactly what im going to do if you blow that shit near me.

[–]mrdelayer 0 points1 point ago

You're going to play a vuvuzela?

[–]lordmarkthe1st 2 points3 points ago

Ah dogs are so lucky, I tried a similar move at the world cup and was banned from south africa for life.

[–]grospoliner 6 points7 points ago

The vuvuzela is capable producing 120 DB of sound at the end of the cone. That is into the hearing damage range for humans which starts at 90 DB. Dogs have much higher sensitivity. It shitting on the floor is the least s/he deserves. If it were me, I'd ram that fucking thing up his ass for being cruel to that dog.

[–]mybillionthaccount 4 points5 points ago

Here's the video

[–]aburk1021 1 point2 points ago

scumbag vuvuzelas

[–]Epsilon123 1 point2 points ago

They call it the "White Noise".

[–]wkuechen 1 point2 points ago

My favorite part of this is that he poops a question mark.

[–]TheToxicT4co 1 point2 points ago

i guess you can say he was "scared shitless" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[–]LarzHoneytoast 1 point2 points ago

If humans reacted this way to vuvuzelas, imagine the world cup...

[–]owneroftheworld 1 point2 points ago

BROWN NOISE!

[–]bluestickystuff 1 point2 points ago

The sound was obviously stressing him out

[–]TheLazyTater 1 point2 points ago

You hit the brown note.

[–]poonerang 1 point2 points ago

Did they find out the brown note?

[–]dragon_penis 1 point2 points ago

You've found the brown note!!!

[–]wallaby007 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know vuvuzuelas could produce the brown noise.

[–]Topherman 1 point2 points ago

musta hit the brown note

[–]MilshAndSquilsh99 15 points16 points ago

Looks like the owner
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Scared the shit out of that dog. YEEAAHHHHHHHH!

[–]Where_am_I_now 15 points16 points ago

Format that shit dude.

[–]Finnishalzheimerskid 6 points7 points ago

Looks like the douchebag

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Scared the shit out of that dog.

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!

[–]Ax3boy 26 points27 points ago

Looks like the karma train...

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

... left without you.

[–]Finnishalzheimerskid 2 points3 points ago

Some guy asked for it to be formatted, I should have gotten on the karma train earlier :(

[–]bloodfreckle 10 points11 points ago

Poor dog is terrified. This isn't funny, it's sad.

[–]SuperSalamii 27 points28 points ago

The dog is fine.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

It was severely stressed. Dogs don't understand you think you are being "funny" only that it hurts/is uncomfortable. People who do things like this are assholes.

[–]movie_man 5 points6 points ago

I agree. The dog was literally so scared it shit on the ground. Imagine being that unconditionally terrified. The dog doesn't get the joke at all.

[–]Patecatl 5 points6 points ago

[–]movie_man 3 points4 points ago

But... but... da puppeez.

[–]ej4 6 points7 points ago

Oh yeah? Did he tell you that? Dr. Dolittle is in the building!

[–]flatline33 1 point2 points ago

It's hilarious because the owners got their comeuppance for terrifying their dog.

</this ruins the joke>

[–]cyclegirl 4 points5 points ago

you have discovered the brown noise! Please use your power for good.

[–]Gyro88 1 point2 points ago

Rererepost.

[–]dizzl3 1 point2 points ago

the brown noise...its....real

[–]thefunnywalk -1 points0 points ago

finally a /r/funny post that actually made me laugh

[–]lentzinater 0 points1 point ago

Came here to find the 'brown note' comment, reddit does not disappoint.

[–]New_World_Era 0 points1 point ago

Scared the shit out of him. I just had to say it

[–]ienjoyedit 0 points1 point ago

I'd upvote this twice if I could. Alas...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

BBBBBRRRRRRROWN NOTE

[–]acrocanthosaurus 0 points1 point ago

you hit the dog yellow note.

[–]ewizard09 0 points1 point ago

IT'S THE BROWN NOTE!

[–]Cavemansol 0 points1 point ago

The Canine Brown Noise...We must be responsible with this knowledge...

[–]Eightdee 0 points1 point ago

That dog totally has his owner covered.

[–]EnglishBulldog 0 points1 point ago

Dog wins.

[–]Sashieden 0 points1 point ago

Vuvuzela, not even once.

[–]mcstafford 0 points1 point ago

That dog and I have the same opinion of the sound that comes out of those things.

[–]AMagicNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you humans! I'll piss on your carpet!

[–]Canone743 0 points1 point ago

wtf who ever did this to there dog is a fkn retard, the poor thing shat him/herself coz he/she was so scared.

[–]hoopdreams710 0 points1 point ago

This should go on r/justiceporn. Dogs instant revenge for vuvuzela torture

[–]Stalli0nDuck 0 points1 point ago

Musta hit the brown note. haha

[–]evets122 0 points1 point ago

[–]JoJiKH5 0 points1 point ago

Troll pet owner got trolled.

[–]RoboWonder 0 points1 point ago

Good dog!

[–]coldwatermelon 0 points1 point ago

POOOO!!!

[–]duvakiin 0 points1 point ago

was not expecting that

[–]TeRRoR503 0 points1 point ago

Smart dog, taking a dump on the floor will get anyone to stop whatever they are doing.

[–]Sweddy 0 points1 point ago

da brown note

[–]jdubd 0 points1 point ago

Brown note discovered! For dogs anyway.

[–]BrassRhino 0 points1 point ago

THEY FOUND THE BROWN NOTE!!!!!

Take that Mythbusters!

[–]seaweed_rapist 0 points1 point ago

Lol this reminded me of that south park episode where they were trying to find the brown note

[–]overtheover 0 points1 point ago

fuck fuck we shitting we shitting

[–]Kateybits 0 points1 point ago

Could there possibly be an uglier word than "vuvuzela?" lol

[–]heybuddy12 0 points1 point ago

thats what you get, asshole!

[–]GoGoGadge7 0 points1 point ago

People that tease and then hit their pets piss me off.

[–]Bo19 0 points1 point ago

That literally scared the shit out of that dog..

[–]thatguyferg 0 points1 point ago

My swiss mountain dog is goony as hell too. He's also a big pussy. Makes for interesting moments in my house.

[–]onlyforthereddits 0 points1 point ago

naughty DOG!!

[–]caphits 0 points1 point ago

Hit the brown note.

[–]jrglpfm 0 points1 point ago

Revenge of the Shit...

[–]FixingGosling 0 points1 point ago

That's totally how I felt while watching the world cup in south africa.... I had to throw out my couches.

[–]GHNASHER 0 points1 point ago

Well it looks like you scared the shit out of him

[–]BigZ7337 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I almost did a spit-take all over my laptop. I was just taking a sip at the beginning of the video not expecting much and then the dog went to the bathroom. Talk about karma. :)

[–]InvertedPenis 0 points1 point ago

TIL vuvuzelas can crank out the Brown Noise like nobody's business

[–]k_lenae 0 points1 point ago

He found the canine brown note.

[–]Bocani 0 points1 point ago

And this is why I'm a cat person.

[–]msbubbles326 0 points1 point ago

That was my dog's exact reaction when he had a nerf gun pointed at him.

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

I hate dogs.

[–]Brohanwashere 0 points1 point ago

You scared the shit out of him.

Edit: Damn, it was piss. It would have been perfect.

[–]JoelQuest 0 points1 point ago

So there IS a brown note after all.

[–]jenlom 0 points1 point ago

payback is a bitch hornblower...

[–]tatorface 0 points1 point ago

Been waiting for someone to make this a gif since I saw it on TV. Thank you, internet.

[–]Samluke57 0 points1 point ago

I spent too long laughing uncontrollably at this.

[–]allholy1 0 points1 point ago

I saw this so long ago, this is one of the reposts which i've laughed to again (since digg)

[–]beardpull 0 points1 point ago

This gif just keeps on giffing!

[–]Swamptor 0 points1 point ago

That duchbag who blew a horn in the dogs ear deserved it, that thing could actually cause him to go deaf

[–]soulknight56 0 points1 point ago

Revenge is a dish best severed, eaten and shit back down on your carpet.

[–]Hrel 0 points1 point ago

lol, I'm actually laughing out loud... laying here naked and alone by myself at 1:30 in the morning.... ahh reddit; without you I'd probably be suicidally depressed. Instead I'm rather satisfied.

[–]drboom 0 points1 point ago

fuck that was funny

[–]GuybrushThreepwood_ 0 points1 point ago

Eat shit, Vuvuzela!

[–]jdlee3 0 points1 point ago

The dog was just trying to get him to shut up

[–]AtomicMike 0 points1 point ago

And that's what you get for confusing the shit out of your dog.

[–]Stanjoly2 0 points1 point ago

You deserved it.

Well done Mr Dog.

[–]Timeillspent 0 points1 point ago

I clicked this post and it crashed my reddit app. I thought it was the post and went "Well, you won the Internet"

[–]ssethrx 0 points1 point ago

You found the brown note!

[–]jvardrake 0 points1 point ago

That dog was like, "A vuvuzela? Cool. Let me play you the song of my people..."

[–]DaBomb1 0 points1 point ago

That dog gives a shit

[–]WhoSK 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so freaking hard I cried. Bravo good sir, you just made my day.

[–]stonetalon 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one that notice that the dog pissed a question mark on the carpet?

[–]Link_GR 0 points1 point ago

To the dog's defense, I throw up when I hear a Vuvuzela...

[–]aXzi 0 points1 point ago

Why on earth are this not downvoted to hell...

Animal cruelty, that idiot should have his balls shoved up his own ass!

[–]sofa-king-lazy 0 points1 point ago

Scared the shit outta him

[–]xSephrinx 0 points1 point ago

I think you may have found the Canine Brown note.

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

Sir, the moment that sub went silent and I thought I heard some singing, I heard something in the background real faint.

After all those subs took off, I caught it again and got it on tape. I washed it through the computer and was able to isolate this sound.

When I asked the computer to identify it, what I got was "magma displacement".

You see, sir, the SAPS software was originally written to look for seismic events. I think when it gets confused, it kind of runs home to Mama.

This accurately describes my opinion about dogs and about this situation in a cryptic way.

[–]novacd 0 points1 point ago

the brown noise has been discovered!

[–]Zombiemafiakila 0 points1 point ago

Scared Shitless

[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

it pissed a question mark

[–]Emily89 0 points1 point ago

This is right what the vuvuzela idiot deserves. Poor dog.

[–]agentmuu[!] 0 points1 point ago

DOG JUSTICE

[–]RAiiNBoWwBaconn 0 points1 point ago

Person: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Dog: ALRIGHT BITCH! TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME

[–]s44s 0 points1 point ago

The doggy brown note discovered!

[–]Darknight364 0 points1 point ago

I think you scared the shit out of your dog.

[–]Coylie3 0 points1 point ago

CANT... STOP... LAUGHING!!

[–]nhdw 0 points1 point ago

Now I know exactly which instrument to play when I'm constipated.

[–]penguinplatypus 0 points1 point ago

I'd imagine the guy thinking, "ShitshitshitSHITSHITSHIIIIITTT!"

[–]Mike_Oxafloppin 0 points1 point ago

In tears. Can't stop laughing!

[–]iheartrms 0 points1 point ago

I remember when this was first posted around World Cup time a few years ago...