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[–]haphaestusmm 3 points4 points ago

wasn't it "na kith" originally? (or at least previously)

[–]Nicticattack 20 points21 points ago

This made me laugh pretty hard too about a week ago when it was posted originally.

[–]LastRedCoat 64 points65 points ago

It was posted 'originally' way way more than a week ago.

[–]Slymikael 17 points18 points ago

I saw this months ago -_-

[–]Ghibliomatic 8 points9 points ago

This looks a lot older than just a couple months...

[–]Mr_Rawrr 4 points5 points ago

Back when Bush was President.

[–]rdbd 8 points9 points ago

George H.W. Bush...

[–]Sheepolution 2 points3 points ago

I see this posted in a comment about every day.

[–]BoBru 0 points1 point ago

Same. It's funny. It's a funny picture.

[–]wlglane68 1 point2 points ago

(cough cough) repost

[–]WackyWarrior 4 points5 points ago

Shameless repost.

[–]mukster 0 points1 point ago

Are you serious? This always gets posted in threads where they want the two commenters to kiss. This is a perfect example of what should be downvoted to oblivion.

[–]lazylikethesloth 1 point2 points ago

And now you're getting downvoted. God damn fuck reddit holy shit.

[–]CaptnFalcon 1 point2 points ago

I actually kinda like Mike now. The pigeon thing is pretty cool.

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[–]Samael2012 1 point2 points ago

Sigh....so many reposts......

[–]thetechnologyfreak 0 points1 point ago

I totally LOLed, snorted uncontollably, and LOLed again at thith.

[–]RacistGibberish -3 points-2 points ago

Anyone else remember when Mike Tyson went ape shit and bit a piece of someone's ear off?

[–]string97bean 15 points16 points ago

No...none of us remember a major media incident involving one of the most prominent sports figures of his era.

[–]Bunny_Killer 0 points1 point ago

I guess RacistGibberish was a little too subtle with that one

[–]AlphaRedditor -3 points-2 points ago

"I want your heart, I want to make an omelette out of your children and I'm gonna eat your kids."

[–]Brentyfresh 9 points10 points ago

kidth*

[–]crypticXJ88 0 points1 point ago

"I want your heart, I want to make an omelette out of your children and I'm gonna eat your kidth. Praithe Allah."

FTFY

[–]Sladeakakevin 0 points1 point ago

You could make an omelette out of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[–]BigggKev -2 points-1 points ago

Now repost.

[–]Sheepolution -1 points0 points ago

Now repoth

[–]BigggKev 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha I admit I should've said that first, way funnier!

[–]NoNotHimAgain -3 points-2 points ago

Mike dressed his pigeon in the same sweater.

[–]wangotango22 1 point2 points ago

Somebody has been raiding Carlton Banks's closet...

[–]KogiBeef -2 points-1 points ago

It's not unusual

[–]wangotango22 0 points1 point ago

[–]REDDIT- -2 points-1 points ago

One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard. - Mike Tyson

[–]GMonsoon -3 points-2 points ago

Cuz he couldn't get anywhere near the birds that have EARS

[–]MiniPenguino -3 points-2 points ago

How the fuck is this reposted and gets so many upvotes when my picture was called a repost when it was actually my picture?! I didn't even get any karma off of it. What the actual fuck!

[–]Twizzler26 -4 points-3 points ago

His sweater pattern matches his hair

[–]CrowCrowBro -3 points-2 points ago

NOW FORNICATE.

[–]Novakaine -5 points-4 points ago

There's something wrong with me.

At best I can smile at funny stuff these days. Maybe, just maybe, an image can elicit a slight "hur".

:(

[–]Novakaine 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for downvoting my inability to smile and laugh. I am now even less likely to find life amusing.

:l