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[–]sk12345 349 points350 points ago

Is it me or does that canine look like snoop dog in the third panel?

[–]Ddickerson03 138 points139 points ago

That breed always looks like snoop dogg to me...

[–]Dananddog 68 points69 points ago

Do you know what breed it is?

[–]vazzaroth 319 points320 points ago

Snoop Dogg.

[–]DarwinsDrinkingBuddy 32 points33 points ago

I'll tell you, I should have been ready for this... But I wasn't... The four of you made my day, thanks.

[–]floridalegend 11 points12 points ago

[–]townsleyc 1 point2 points ago

Yo dawg

[–]Greymor -1 points0 points ago

BWHAHAHAHA

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[–]SpeedportBlack 13 points14 points ago

Scoop Dog! Get it because ice cream.... dessert.... (crawls back into hole)

[–]djsjjd 25 points26 points ago

Greyhound

Edit: They make the best pets and need homes. Adopt one.

[–]Amazi196 30 points31 points ago

In the eyes of an angel...

[–]Mr_Mimiseku 37 points38 points ago

CHANGE CHANNEL

[–]Dr_Insanity 17 points18 points ago

BILLY MAYS HERE.

[–]kalmah123 2 points3 points ago

Too late now go donate ten cents

[–]proamateur 1 point2 points ago

Ok...

[–]kalmah123 -2 points-1 points ago

Okay but first take this survey for a chance to win a free iPad just enter in your social security number

[–]Dr_Insanity 0 points1 point ago

Has your credit card been stolen over the internet?

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 2 points3 points ago

Even the dogs in that commercial are like, "that's a little heavy handed Sarah! We are just dogs after all. There's a little kid starving in Africa right? I mean..."

[–]jaydeekay 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YOU SARAH MCLACHLAN

[–]angel_love 0 points1 point ago

Relevant username :D

... I'm new to reddit so this is exciting for me

[–]thekilljoy 5 points6 points ago

We adopted two; the retired racers are the most loving animals in the world; but they can be quite the handful. They rarely have a concept of glass, tile floors, large bodies of water (they will try to walk and breathe on the bottom of a pool if they fall in; and yes, they do not float), and some have some.. interesting bathroom habits (just hope if they're one of the many 'trained to shit on command only' ones, that you're made aware of that, and what the magic word is; otherwise: doggie warm water enemas; they will constipate themselves holding it in!)

All the potential problems and curious quirks aside; fucking worth it.

[–]djsjjd 4 points5 points ago

I've adopted 3 ex-racers and never had any of those problems, except for the water thing (only one has been around water, and she almost sank when she jumped in a pool).

[–]thekilljoy 6 points7 points ago

Both ours weren't so great about recognizing the presence of the sliding glass door until we put a little heart decal at exactly eye level for them. The floating heart did the trick!

They seemed perturbed by tile floors, we mostly think it was the lack of traction that gave them an immediate aversion.

[–]HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAE 1 point2 points ago

We've adopted quite a few greyhounds in the past. All we have now is our old girl Sophie, sadly she's been having some hip problems. She has her good days and bad days, but she always seems to be feeling pretty well. It's gonna be rough when she goes, but after having her for 12 years I can say that greyhounds are some of the most loving and caring animals I have ever met. They don't deserve what they go through at the track.

[–]da1hobo 1 point2 points ago

Used to have one that we found half dead on the side of the road. Really make the best pets.

[–]Dananddog 0 points1 point ago

My rule is that all pets I'll ever have will be adopted from shelters, and subsequently spoiled so bad that whatever they went through before will be forgotten.

[–]EyeGifUp 1 point2 points ago

I thought he looked like Chris Bosch in the 4th panel.

[–]Ddickerson03 0 points1 point ago

Just died laughing. Thanks

[–]mightybird 3 points4 points ago

How do you think he got his name?

[–]Ddickerson03 0 points1 point ago

Nice...

[–]Sterendude 15 points16 points ago

Brain-freezle

[–]cleverusernamestaken 14 points15 points ago

[–]IndecisivePotato 16 points17 points ago

Wait, that's not Snoop Dog?

[–]N69sZelda 13 points14 points ago

cant be.. i dont see a joint in any of those pictures.

[–]HashBR 14 points15 points ago

[–]SavageNoble 1 point2 points ago

Must have been a gin and juice pop.

[–]NDIrish27 1 point2 points ago

I was literally just about to post that

[–]citizenblue 0 points1 point ago

Someone, photoshop this

[–]WTFBrahhBros 0 points1 point ago

Nothin but a G thang

[–]codythomashunsberger 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking Mac's dad in It's Always Sunny.

[–]awkward_raptor 0 points1 point ago

came here to say just that

[–]topright -1 points0 points ago

And then Jar Jar Binks in the 4th.

[–]ohshitbombz0r 0 points1 point ago

Nnnnope. I can't quite find the resemblance. Unless ofc there's meth involved.

In that case anything would be possible.

[–]topright 1 point2 points ago

[–]a21stcdb -4 points-3 points ago

Came here to say/read this.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

This dog looks like Snoop Dog. Funniest thing I've seen all day.

[–]Suxout 53 points54 points ago

[–]SepSe7en 53 points54 points ago

[–]sunsoutgunsout 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Xzibit.

[–]krispyKRAKEN 64 points65 points ago

This was literally just posted fucking yesterday.

EDIT: Also almost a year ago before that, sucks that whoever posted it yesterday ripped the sweet sweet karma out of your hands. You thought you waited long enough but in reality you waited just barely too long.

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 11 points12 points ago

How don't more people realise?!

[–]Ohelig 23 points24 points ago

Because a lot of people don't subscribe to /r/trees

[–]arbitration_man 21 points22 points ago

Seriously, if it's submitted to a different subreddit, that is not a repost.

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 1 point2 points ago

I don't but I see it all on, well, all reddits.

[–]IplayTheGuitarBetter 10 points11 points ago

Umm, maybe because, some people aren't on reddit 24/7. Shocking isn't it?

[–]heatmiZ 18 points19 points ago

Cause of Brainfreeze.

Sorry I had to be that guy... :/

[–]spaceboomer 5 points6 points ago

that's actually pretty interesting

[–]alcakd 2 points3 points ago

So does a "brainfreeze", or the conditions leading up to a brain freeze, increase the chances of a stroke?

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[–]ZW5pZ21h 20 points21 points ago

i call bullshit. i've seen this before.

[–]hardcore_softie 14 points15 points ago

Karma Decay supports your call of bullshit.

[–]reverse_ 6 points7 points ago

Hey fuck you man.

[–]OhGodAli 0 points1 point ago

Such a liar OP get outta here everyone's seen this pic

[–]FionaTheHuman 6 points7 points ago

This was just posted yesterday. Guess you can't waste any time with a repost.

[–]TheJalalapeno 1 point2 points ago

The one with the comparison to Snoop dogg is vastly superior. You people got sold short.

[–]XLunchBox23 1 point2 points ago

If OP gets to repost this after 5 months then I get to repost my comment.

It looks like he enjoyed it.

[–]swimm5455 0 points1 point ago

I like the logic here.

[–]und3adkillla 1 point2 points ago

snoop dog

[–]DUBSTEP_FAP 1 point2 points ago

SNOOP DAWG!

[–]Folkfreak 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Sid the Sloth...

[–]NoClipDelux 1 point2 points ago

Not sure, but I have never had brain freeze. I used to think it was the feeling that your throat becomes cold... no idea how that related to the brain.

[–]Dustintico 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, same. I happen to have extremely sensitive teeth though, I saw my friend biting down and chewing on ice cream and thought he was fucking insane.

[–]Ze_Jude 2 points3 points ago

This was actually posted yesterday on /r/trees. And was on most people's front pages. If you are going to repost at least wait a few weeks.

[–]sneakycastro75 1 point2 points ago

DERP

[–]Stratocaster89 1 point2 points ago

More like sour overload. I love Greyhounds

[–]Shnow 1 point2 points ago

GOOBY!

[–]TakeItToTheMax 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad someone else shares their popsicles with their dog!

[–]I_Das_Boot_I 1 point2 points ago

Brain-frizzle

[–]lettheflowgo 1 point2 points ago

I feel left out because I don't get brainfreezes. But on the other hand....

NONSTOP ICE CREAM!

[–]Chili440 0 points1 point ago

Me either - I have trouble believing it really exists.

[–]My_Pet_Robot 0 points1 point ago

My bf never gets headaches and never gets brain freezes - do you guys get headaches? I wonder if they're connected

[–]Chili440 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I do - I get caffeine withdrawal headaches sometimes and banging fucking sinusitis ones in spring and the occasional random I don't know why ones.

[–]My_Pet_Robot 1 point2 points ago

Hmm, then my theory is officiayl debunked

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[–]spaeth455 10 points11 points ago

go get high and shut up

[–]zackdavenport93 3 points4 points ago

Someone from r/trees reposting something?

Unheard of.

[–]Ohelig 7 points8 points ago

Someone from reddit reposting something?

Unheard of.

FTFY

[–]DarwinsDrinkingBuddy 0 points1 point ago

Someone from reddit reposting something?

Pretty likely.

FTFY

[–]snehituralu 1 point2 points ago

Oh thank you! I'm still sniffling after that damned sad elephant reuniting video and needed a hit from the happy-silly stick ASAP.

[–]WErideAtMarket 1 point2 points ago

Repost from trees

[–]kittyswan 0 points1 point ago

I get that this dog looks like Snoop, but i'm seeing canine adrian brody!

[–]Ruca24 0 points1 point ago

I saw this literally 2 days ago on here, but it still makes me happy.

[–]squishyhomie 0 points1 point ago

kermiee :D

[–]MDsupertoker 0 points1 point ago

sooooooo thats a pretty stoned dogg

[–]Fruitxdream 0 points1 point ago

He actually looks like Snoop Dogg.

[–]JTNVinh 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of snoop dogg

[–]Hepcat10 0 points1 point ago

Dangerous Food for Dogs Ice cream is number 7 on this list from WebbMD.

[–]curiousofothers 0 points1 point ago

Wish I could give that another upvote. I'm still giggling :D

[–]UnN4m3D 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of snoop dogg.

[–]philm0 0 points1 point ago

He looks like an old sea captain in third panel.

[–]thetoneranger 0 points1 point ago

This is by far the greatest thing I've seen today.

[–]shutupgalvao 0 points1 point ago

Derp...

[–]ANONANONONO 0 points1 point ago

Snoop Dog! Nooo!

[–]ChewyIsThatU -1 points0 points ago

This should have been titled, "Snoop gets a brainfreeze."

[–]Kakela 0 points1 point ago

Dammit sk12345 I was gonna say that

[–]AnsonLM 0 points1 point ago

As was I... As was I....

[–]SuperSlayin 0 points1 point ago

Oh, that one got me

[–]FoxhoundEmployee 0 points1 point ago

"That tastes good dawg."

[–]clarque 0 points1 point ago

Brainfreeze is when you eat something really cold really fast, and the capillaries in your sinuses constrict and loosen in response. The increase in bloodflow when the capillaries start to relax is the result of the pain.

A good way to relieve brainfreeze is to put your thumb on the roof of your mouth on the soft palate for a few seconds or drink a warmer drink than whatever cold thing you were eating/drinking.

Source.

[–]simjimmy 0 points1 point ago

poor guy lol

[–]Exclemator 0 points1 point ago

Snoop?

[–]kunfaux -1 points0 points ago

Oh hey it's Snoop Dogg!

[–]Torek2142 -1 points0 points ago

That is a greyhound

[–]CoopCS -1 points0 points ago

this was the [10] dog yesterday.

[–]junzafra -1 points0 points ago

I just SAW this picture a day or so ago on the front page, people can't wait to repost shit for karma.

[–]iamfrostytom -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for snoop dogg.

[–]ghodaz -3 points-2 points ago

EHHRRRMERGERRD! BERRNN FERRZEE!

[–]statusone -2 points-1 points ago

Oh snoop d-o double g

[–]cjZombie -2 points-1 points ago

He looks like a stoner for some reason. x)

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

He looks like Snoop Dogg.

[–]gexabra -2 points-1 points ago

looks a bit like Snoop Dog

[–]timbailin -2 points-1 points ago

why is snoop dogg in this picture

[–]StonieJay -2 points-1 points ago

Snoop Dogg

[–]Austin199610 -2 points-1 points ago

It looks like Snoop Dog high XD

[–]BlameTheAirForGossip -4 points-3 points ago

Hmm did you give your dog brain freeze just to take picture? Idk if that cruel or simply worth it.

[–]krispyKRAKEN 2 points3 points ago

Well you'd probably have to ask the guy who posted it yesterday.

[–]andrewsmith1986 4 points5 points ago

he did it for the karma.

/r/KarmaConspiracy

[–]ANDYBIERSACK -1 points0 points ago

nope fag reposted

[–]Garenzo -1 points0 points ago

No, fuck off. This picture has had a better title last week. It would be a sin if I didn't downvote you.

[–]thebodymullet -2 points-1 points ago

ahh, nothing like a good ol' repost...amusingly enough, the guy who posted this yesterday reposted it from somewhere else...love it