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[–]And_Repost 15 points16 points ago

[–]turnleftdale 45 points46 points ago

Repost from yesterday.

Fuck your cake.

[–]snakey1337 3 points4 points ago

Why would you repost something from yesterday for your cake day? Terrible idea.

[–]Crawlerado 1 point2 points ago

Repost yes, but maybe someone will read this. If you're going very slow on a downhill section and you hit a rock or a root just right the front tire will stop dead and you will pivot bike and all over the front. Hence, it's possible this was legit and not staged and he had enough time to make it classy.

Source: I'm a fucking mountain biker

[–]talex95 0 points1 point ago

This man/woman knows their stuff.

Source: One too many crashes.

[–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

Mountain biker here as well. I've been tangled up in bikes many times. Its not always easy to extricate yourself, might as well ham it up.

[–]DerNarwhalFreitag 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the infamous rock in the blind spot behind this innocent root. It has tricked me so many times.

[–]solstra 1 point2 points ago

Is that in Georgia by any chance? Right by the flying squirrel trail? If so, I crashed at that exact spot in almost the same way!

[–]DerNarwhalFreitag 0 points1 point ago

R/MTB would be more informative on that.

[–]ernestothegecko 0 points1 point ago

And this is how Tom broke is teeth.

[–]BrorannasaursRex 0 points1 point ago

Them hands gon be fucked up! shoulda worn gloves^

[–]Seven_sins_Greed 0 points1 point ago

It takes concentration to be that nonchalant

[–]sinsemilla 0 points1 point ago

BITCH FIIIGHT!!

edit: a word

[–]Monso 0 points1 point ago

Worlds most photogenic bailer.

[–]ComplacEntRyan -2 points-1 points ago

Hmm...This looks way too cool to not have been pre-planned.

[–]GrimQuim -3 points-2 points ago

"If I just put this like this, then lay on this like this and you take a photo like that, we'll have something that looks pretty fake"

[–]compstomp66 0 points1 point ago

I agree it looks like a fake

[–]snidecomment69 -1 points0 points ago

dude... uncool

[–]Shut_Up_About_Repost -3 points-2 points ago

shut the fuck up.