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[–]DiggingUpTheCorpses[!] 1 point2 points ago

Now all we need is hot dog flavored water...

And chocolate starfish.

[–]lolsail -1 points0 points ago

I was at a rock festival earlier this year. I was with my friend who has an epic beard, and we passed by these two guys, one of which had an awesome beard also.

The bearded ones stop and exchanged pleasantries regarding the length and quality of thier beards. "Okay, cool" I thought, but I was bored and wanted to keep walking. After a while we say our goodbyes to our new "friends" and go to walk off - then it happens.

The bearded random makes all these stupid gang signs with his hands, and says "Can't wait to see Limp Bizkit motherfuckers, Yeah!" (Cue more gang signs) "Choco-late starrrrfish and the hotdog flayvorrred water mo'fockers!"

In closing, fuck you.

[–]DiggingUpTheCorpses[!] 1 point2 points ago

See, that is what makes limp bizkit look bad. Some fans take it too literal, and they go waay overboard, and they usually only like rap with the exception of limp bizkit.

Unlike them, I prefer bands like SoaD, LoG, JFAC, Chapel, and Slipknot. The only reason I listen to Bizkit is of the flow. Sometimes you cant find flow in metal, so I retort to limp bizkit, and thats as low I will stoop to to get flow.

Rap sucks. Bizkit is alright.