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[–]figureinplastic 39 points40 points ago

Spoiler: He's gonna drink like that again.

[–]OldMilwaukeeI guzzle cosmotinis from a transvestites anus 32 points33 points ago

Never drink like that again... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]60177756 44 points45 points ago

Achievement unlocked.

[–]ImADoctorNotA_______ 11 points12 points ago

Mine was a little gentler..."after care instructions: 'Do not consume alcohol in excess.'" A couple months later: "Do not ride a bike after consuming alcohol in excess. elevate leg, refrain from use for 6-12 weeks 2-3 months." (edit: 6-12 was for a sprained ankle I got while completely sober, it was 2-3 months for all my broken shit. it's been almost a year and my leg is still messed up).

[–]shit_lord 6 points7 points ago

I had to take a blood test and all I got was "Eat healthier and stop drinking" too bad I celebrated the fact that I didn't have diabetes with two 40s.

[–]why_fist_puppies 8 points9 points ago

Tell me about it, every time a doctor tells me I'm not diabetic I make a whiskey milkshake topped with moonshine cherries.

[–]Cornered_AnimalKEYSTONE ICE and motherfucking R&R 14 points15 points ago

HAH! What was your BAC?

[–]illmatic707[!] 6 points7 points ago

I got hospitalized at .45 when I was 19. Stopped breathing and heart stopped for a bit. Alcohol poisoning is not what's up.

[–]Tristan357 5 points6 points ago

Seems like he drank a lot and was admitted to a psych/substance abuse ward in his state after doing something retarded while drunk.

Been to those far to many times for being a boozebag idiot.

[–]kkurbs 3 points4 points ago

Dude, what happened?

[–]tellamahooka 3 points4 points ago

It's a good thing it was typed.

[–]The__Dukes 2 points3 points ago

great long term advice

[–]ceciliaxamandaJW Black and Cabernet Sauvignon 3 points4 points ago

I'd frame that shit.

[–]why_fist_puppies 0 points1 point ago

Turn the image into a sticker and put it on your favorite lowball glass.