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[–]NocturnalGamer 4 points5 points ago

I'm going to pound the farts out of you.

[–]shama_lama_ding_dong 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd for a solid 2 mins after seeing that. My dog thought I was having a seizure

[–]rayvinriley 0 points1 point ago

Crotch farts or rectal farts?

[–]GrimFlux 4 points5 points ago

Thanks...Here's a dollar...in change....mostly pennies XD

[–]Fonz-ehh 1 point2 points ago

Could definetly pull off Aye carramba

[–]lazylandtied 1 point2 points ago

Damn it! Now I'm really tempted to baaaaa at my boyfriend next time we're in bed

[–]cowboykillers 1 point2 points ago

this should have gotten more upvotes. the only problem is a majority of reddit never has and never will hear a woman say any of this to them.

[–]darthurMcGee 1 point2 points ago

Funniest thing I've seen on Reddit in a WHILE now. Its too bad front page is anti-content. But seriously, I read the Good side and giggled here and there, then I read the Bad side and could not stop laughing. Blew my cover at work, hahaha!

[–]gscammy 0 points1 point ago

Omelette du fromage!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I started making these noises and my upstairs apartment neighbor came down and asked me if I was okay. I said that there was nothing that could help me. She gave me a puzzled look and walked away. I'm not good at people.

[–]sargent610 1 point2 points ago

[–]Kongo204 0 points1 point ago

I don't know... "Yabba dabba doo" is pretty hot

[–]rayvinriley 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure saying "rawr" would be a turn off to my girlfriend.

[–]bconcon 0 points1 point ago

Oh oh oh, oh, oh, oh

[–]bconcon 0 points1 point ago

Feel like this needs to be finished with an Awwe yeaaah