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[–]Striker6g 97 points98 points ago

"You left the sink running. Pftchctcchctttchctc"

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 7 points8 points ago

No, no, no. It's supposed to be "Is your sink running? Well you'd better go catch it!"

I'm starting to doubt you were ever eight.

[–]shakensunshine 29 points30 points ago

Now you put a stopper to this pun thread right now.

[–]Pays4Porn 25 points26 points ago

I have a sinking feeling there is no stoppering this thread.

[–]betafish37 20 points21 points ago

Yeah, sink jokes are too phoney.

[–]SkepticalGerm 15 points16 points ago

ITS A BATHTUB.

[–]DiMethylTanner 19 points20 points ago

Well you sent this thread down the drain...

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

I am going to shower you all with upvotes.

[–]austin1414 15 points16 points ago

I fucking hate pun threads. That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this.

[–]JoelQ 17 points18 points ago

Well get used to it because Pun threads are a permanent Fixture here on reddit.

[–]austin1414 15 points16 points ago

Well I just don't like the Vanity that goes along with it.

[–]Boos_the_worst_pun 6 points7 points ago

Boooooooooooooo

[–]PNut_Buttr_Panda 1 point2 points ago

THATS IN A PHONE BOOTH!

[–]TheSickFuck 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. I hate puns. Like a lot.

[–]KANYE_GIFS 1 point2 points ago

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lileqh1gDT1qawu6b.gif

[–]Hamelin12 0 points1 point ago

Pretty good novelty account, but the guy who draws crappy pictures of original post is the best of all time.

[–]KANYE_GIFS 1 point2 points ago

Excuse me?

[–]iamthemindfreak 2 points3 points ago

Not really, i have a tubful of these

[–]PrettyBoyFloyd 4 points5 points ago

Two puns in, and this thread already has me drained.

[–]AculticFly 1 point2 points ago

Quickly! Get a female D-class personnel to the containment site immediately! SCP-1299 has escaped!

[–]redditwriteit 24 points25 points ago

HELLO? GOLDFISH MISS BATHTUB

[–]RiveraMarcel 38 points39 points ago

No, this is Patrick.

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[–]FroCyteL617 -1 points0 points ago

man i have to make 13 accounts to bring you back up.

[–]totems 0 points1 point ago

Now you need 14!

[–]FroCyteL617 0 points1 point ago

12 is the pending number

[–]UncleTedGenneric 8 points9 points ago

It's the Direct-To-Video sequel:

Bathtub Time Machine

[–]Strangely_Calm 0 points1 point ago

Ernest has a bath.

[–]dontneedyourkarma 15 points16 points ago

"I need a ride, I'm drained"

[–]aesamattki 5 points6 points ago

You know you're in a bad part of town when there's a fucking bathtub in a phone booth.

[–]Clittlesaurus 1 point2 points ago

You know you're in a bad part of town when there's a fucking bathtub in a phone booth. FTFY

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it. You just copied what I said word for word.

[–]Clittlesaurus 0 points1 point ago

The strikeout is significant?

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

Oh I'm on my phone so I don't see it...

[–]Clittlesaurus 1 point2 points ago

Oh, it was basically stating that the mere presence of phone booths implies you might be in a bad part of town. So there you go, for your comfort.

[–]aesamattki 0 points1 point ago

Haha thanks for the explanation =)

[–]Game25900 0 points1 point ago

In my area you're lucky if there is actually a phone in a phone booth never mind a bathtub.

I'm not sure what people actually do once they've ripped the phone out but they sure enjoy doing it regularly.

[–]MongrelNymph 5 points6 points ago

"Hello Weight Watchers? I'm feeling tubby." :(

[–]vheed44 3 points4 points ago

I dont know why, but I alway read these in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

[–]cal679 2 points3 points ago

I read everything in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

[–]ProxyMuncher 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=5K1RcKJVbHA

[–]Rivettsroad 0 points1 point ago

Spoiler alert! You ARE Gilbert Gottfried.

[–]Beepbot 2 points3 points ago

Teletubbies!

[–]senorchaos718 2 points3 points ago

Just look at that neighborhood... He's trying to score some Comet.

[–]acentrella 1 point2 points ago

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5464/imageroot/2011/09/mrbubble.jpg

[–]IT_Derp 0 points1 point ago

Wat

[–]pandasRAWR 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck called, and asked for bathtub?

[–]pmanly 4 points5 points ago

Dog

[–]systemUp 1 point2 points ago

And who the fuck called a payphone?

[–]MyKonstantine 0 points1 point ago

It's actually pretty normal for people to call payphones... they did it a lot before cell phones were born.

[–]intmanmystry[!] 1 point2 points ago

Quick help me wrestle this bath tub into a phone booth. For Karma!!!

[–]istealcable 1 point2 points ago

This Is a non accurate depiction of a bathtub. They can't use phone boxes, they lack the means to pick up a phone and voice. This bathtub is a lie.

[–]DevilsmeadReturned 1 point2 points ago

That shouldnt be so funny, but it is.

[–]TheLousyMSpainter 1 point2 points ago

Uh-Oh... [TLMSP] Imgur

[–]Captain_Jake_K 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to England!

[–]glados_v2 1 point2 points ago

I'm picturing a guy wanting to make phone calls but doesn't want to get out of his bathtub, so he instead does this.

[–]MyKonstantine 0 points1 point ago

if only they showed another side to the picture, then this mystery would be solved...

[–]arksien 1 point2 points ago

A talking bathtub in a time machine! Where's the doctor?

[–]UncleTedGenneric 1 point2 points ago

In the Tardis.

The real question- Why the fuck did Bill & Ted let the tub talk to Rufus? He goes on... and on... and on...

[–]xKimChristx 1 point2 points ago

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

[–]MyKonstantine 1 point2 points ago

Is this the Krusty Krab?

[–]mattheada 0 points1 point ago

Now which Serbian movie is this from?

[–]eekozoid 0 points1 point ago

Ring, ring.

[–]jackhennessy 0 points1 point ago

It's Amon!!

[–]LaserGhost 0 points1 point ago

Ring ring

I get it.

[–]pinchespurs 0 points1 point ago

woman will always win

[–]sxepill 0 points1 point ago

Yes this what?

[–]eDisharmony 0 points1 point ago

Was superman really a bathtub?

[–]toastypony 0 points1 point ago

I laughed for way too long, way too hard at this.

[–]ILikeWhatYouAreDoing 0 points1 point ago

Oooh yeah!

[–]Lasercat77 0 points1 point ago

Silly bathtub. You're not Superman.

[–]thesorrow312 0 points1 point ago

IS THAT YOU JOHN WAYNE? IS THIS ME?

[–]GorseMonster 0 points1 point ago

I should probably inform my teammate that he is now reddit famous.

[–]Turkeykitty 0 points1 point ago

No this is Patrick!

[–]FroCyteL617 0 points1 point ago

Water Broke.

[–]TheBiznoid 0 points1 point ago

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pybie/

[–]inewtonior 0 points1 point ago

THEN WHO WAS SHOWER??

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

"Doctor?"

"Yes, River?"

"Look, Amy said she's coming back in a week. Stop this madness."

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

Bananaphone.

[–]coaxfun 0 points1 point ago

...Where did OP find a phone booth? I haven't seen one in years!

[–]GotItCoach 0 points1 point ago

I grow tired of this nonsense

[–]iLostMyCookie 0 points1 point ago

Is this a bathtub? No this is Patrick.

[–]awesome572 0 points1 point ago

Hello, Bathtub? Yes, this is Dog.

[–]BigHeed87 0 points1 point ago

... Banana phone?

[–]random_story 0 points1 point ago

Nooo you should have said Tub! Not Bathtub

[–]skywlkr86 -1 points0 points ago

R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-repost

[–]LordRochester -2 points-1 points ago

I can't wait for the inevitable meme of bathtub calling dog!

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

I can't wait for the 
inevitable meme of 
bathtub calling dog!

[–]CAPT_OBVlOUS -3 points-2 points ago

Somebody placed it there!

[–]acentrella 0 points1 point ago

Good job, Captain Obvious. Gawl.

[–]wutz -2 points-1 points ago

hahahahaha

[–]ieatbreakfast -1 points0 points ago

Classic Bathtub line

[–]mehatch -1 points0 points ago

In the biz, this is what we call "a good reddit link title"

[–]Potss -1 points0 points ago

hello? yes this is repost

[–]90percent_noob -1 points0 points ago

Someone add the "yes this is dog" meme on top, then this pic, and then the dog running away. Feel free to collect karma, I'm too lazy.

[–]Asabetyyy -1 points0 points ago

i have a problem. every morning i read reddit with my coffee to wake up, specially the /r/funny section. Posts like this wake me up, cause i unexpectedly laugh out loud and wake up. Fine sir, ty for being one my laughing-alarm post of the morning.

[–]GotItCoach 0 points1 point ago

You must be easily amused.

[–]Asabetyyy 0 points1 point ago

i am indeed, makes life easier and me, happier actually. its hard to make me sad

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