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[–]parallellogic 93 points94 points ago

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 310 points311 points ago

Try not to put said boner in your cat next time.

[–]Oheina 8 points9 points ago

This made me laugh way too much.

[–]AculticFly 27 points28 points ago

This is no laughing matter! SCP-795 has breached containment!

[–]Oheina 5 points6 points ago

Huh?

[–]AculticFly 13 points14 points ago

[–]McBurger 7 points8 points ago

Stop breaking the most important rules of fight club

[–]Dazanan 2 points3 points ago

My god... this site is awesome... somebody make me a decent video game with this shit or somethin...

[–]couchtyp 1 point2 points ago

Give 'The Lost Room' a try...

[–]Dazanan 0 points1 point ago

Bookmarked... still reading this site...

[–]AculticFly 1 point2 points ago

Here is the actual game. Not sure if you were joking or not.

EDIT: Added Gameplay

[–]CeRipH 0 points1 point ago

Well that's me not doing any work today. Love this.

[–]Oheina -5 points-4 points ago

Okay... I don't want to read it. But I get that it's a test subject cat and you don't want to out your dick in it?

[–]AculticFly 9 points10 points ago

Not a test subject, an SCP. There are about 2000 of them. It is really hard to explain.

[–]Oheina 7 points8 points ago

Uhh. Okay. I'll just let myself be uneducated here.

[–]CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed 4 points5 points ago

• SCP-795 can change the physical form of any living creature it is able to observe, within a range of 30 m. • SCP-795 can make telepathic suggestions to humans within the above range of effect.

[–]Lord-Longbottom 1 point2 points ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 30 m -> 0.1 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]Oheina 0 points1 point ago

Ah, okay.

[–]Staticprimer 2 points3 points ago

The SCP Foundation captures, contains and documents various paranormal beings and/or phenomena. These phenomena become known as "SCP's". SCP's can range in threat from benevolent to benign to dangerous to world ending. The purpose of the SCP Foundation is to limit the amount of damage these phenomena can inflict upon the outside world. In this situation, it appears as though the woman in the photo as been manipulated by SCP-795 in order to escape captivity. While not world ending, SCP-795's escape will almost undoubtedly result in the deaths of innocent people.

[–]Oheina 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhh. Okay.

[–]leila23 0 points1 point ago

Ok. Ok. What IS this? I'm both nervous and excited. Is this real life??

[–]neoncp 62 points63 points ago

Somebody needs replace the girl with Pepe Le Pew.

[–]AirplaneRandy 169 points170 points ago

[–]Spencerhutch 35 points36 points ago

I like this better.

[–]neoncp 21 points22 points ago

Wait, what? No! That's not right at all!

[–]LinkBoyJT 1 point2 points ago

This is amazing

[–]F_gAy_G 5 points6 points ago

Did you happen to stray away from /r/spacedicks?

[–]tastycake23 8 points9 points ago

I always hate when people link that. I click even knowing that shit is there.

[–]wanderso24 0 points1 point ago

Thats what you get for blindly clicking links on the internet. You should chill out with that nowadays with all of those terrible CP links popping up in all of the subreddits. Today, spacedicks, tomorrow...JAIL.

[–]treetrunk30 0 points1 point ago

[–]padorama 65 points66 points ago

[–]kdonn 24 points25 points ago

I think you're great at photoshop.

[–]Eymundur 11 points12 points ago

[–]LeKetay2525 4 points5 points ago

Either the child in the background is a demon, or is wearing sunglasses.

I choose number one.

[–]NickN3v3r 1 point2 points ago

ZALGO

[–]wanderso24 0 points1 point ago

Why not both?

[–]zedfox 12 points13 points ago

[–]Jeddy 1 point2 points ago

I commend your bravery

[–]Pays4Porn 27 points28 points ago

That's a lot of ear rings.

[–]lucak98 24 points25 points ago

Actually that's just her ear, she is a jewel encrusted elber monk.

[–]Kiassen 9 points10 points ago

That sounds unpleasant.

[–]lucak98 1 point2 points ago

It is.

[–]Crodface 11 points12 points ago

I saw this in my Reddit feed and my penis had no reaction.

[–]Wethequeens13 3 points4 points ago

I guess you had to see it on Facebook first.

[–]lisabadcat 11 points12 points ago

What is she doing to that poor monkey?

[–]MajorButtface 8 points9 points ago

That is my black cat's name. Have an upvote!

[–]Wethequeens13 2 points3 points ago

My fiance has a black cat named money too! I always thought it was cute. He's a terribly thin cat though.

[–]MajorButtface 1 point2 points ago

Mine is a bit chubby and will meow incessantly until I give him food, or if he wants outside, or if he wants to play. In fact the little fucker never shuts up! But I still love him.

[–]mrdeadsniper 16 points17 points ago

Cute girl, redonkulus face on a cat, Fine have your stupid karma.

[–]CrossP 4 points5 points ago

Does that mean I'm relieving it with an upjob?

[–]Piscator629 3 points4 points ago

Overly attached cat vs Elmira.

[–]queenofthenerds 2 points3 points ago

Elmira yes, but that cat doesn't look like it wants to be attached.

[–]fowlkris87 14 points15 points ago

I typically don't find cat pictures funny, but I love this.

[–]RiveraMarcel 9 points10 points ago

"I found this random cat and put it on the internet" This shit happens all the time and cats still find a way to make me laugh.

[–]ChaoticAgenda 8 points9 points ago

Don't forget the redhead.

[–]Tontolou 0 points1 point ago

Especially the redhead..

[–]fiocho 26 points27 points ago

So you just put up some picture of some girl w/out asking? Im sure shes thrilled

[–]tayls[S] 19 points20 points ago

She's an incredibly cool chick who's getting quite a bit of attention on the ol' fb for this pic. I didn't think much of sharing it with the fine people of reddit...but forgot that she's also very attractive, which turns the community into 4chan immediately. So yes, that's what I did. No, I didn't feel bad for sharing a funny picture that she and everyone else found funny. But now yes, I'm full of mixed emotions.

Also, she's not harming the cat in any way. The cat freaks out with elation when she rubs his head in every which way.

[–]PerilPhoSho 3 points4 points ago

you need to re-read the rules of the internet; pretty sure the idea that pictures of hot girls will cause crazed commotions is rule #1.

[–]tayls[S] 7 points8 points ago

I can only hope she'll be flattered.

[–]HappyDays7 0 points1 point ago

I think rule one is don't talk about... the place.

[–]IamAhamsterAMA 4 points5 points ago

That's why you don't post your pictures on Facebook.

[–]bubblerapper 15 points16 points ago

That's why you don't have inconsiderate assbags as friends on Facebook.

[–]IamAhamsterAMA 1 point2 points ago

Everyone adds acquaintances.

[–]bubblerapper 1 point2 points ago

I only very rarely do. I really don't think I have any inconsiderate assbags on my friends list, unless you count Uncle Biblethump McGee.

[–]gator2112 0 points1 point ago

I agree, cousin.

[–]lPFreely 0 points1 point ago

I have like 70 friend requests from co workers and classmates and other such people who I was forced into meeting in the first place sitting there, waiting forever to be accepted...made the mistake of adding people I wasn't too close to before, it really turned my facebook into a circlejerk. I doubt any of them even noticed when I removed them. Live and learn.

[–]USxMARINE 0 points1 point ago

No everyone doesn't maybe you do me and my friends don't.

[–]IamAhamsterAMA 0 points1 point ago

I don't use Facebook.

[–]jak551 0 points1 point ago

That's why you always leave a note

[–]lurveloaveluff 1 point2 points ago

This is all I can think of when someone posts, "Saw this on Facebook, thought it deserved better." Who thinks it's totally cool to take someone's picture and throw it all over the internet?

[–]CheddarWombat -2 points-1 points ago

Facebook is a public place. Don't post pics there that you don't want everywhere.

[–]glaedr 2 points3 points ago

Incorrect - the website is publicly accessible, but people's personal profiles are private and only accessible to people allowed to access them (i.e. private, not public).

[–]CheddarWombat -1 points0 points ago

Maybe that's the intention, but it's not the reality. If you don't want something posted EVERYWHERE on the internet, don't post it ANYWHERE on the internet. That's the reality.

[–]glaedr 0 points1 point ago

No it doesn't. It proves that one of her friends - granted access to the private profile - took content from her profile and made it public.

[–]CheddarWombat -1 points0 points ago

No it doesn't.

...what? My point was proven already by this picture being posted here. The internet is not a private place.

[–]IvanEedle 0 points1 point ago

Facebook also owns that & all other images submitted.

[–]MitoCringo 2 points3 points ago

[–]jusksmit 1 point2 points ago

Yay, I wasn't the only one! :D

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

Fucking instagram

[–]sexyboner 6 points7 points ago

FuckIn Stag Ram! ..?

[–]skywlkr86 4 points5 points ago

Fuck Instagram!

[–]ohrain 6 points7 points ago

Brazzers

[–]RevWaldo 4 points5 points ago

.callllllll .the .policcccccceeeeee........

[–]Mannex 3 points4 points ago

i'd hit that.

and the girl aint bad either

[–]kpdunphy 4 points5 points ago

Cuteness overload

[–]Zyuin 1 point2 points ago

My first thought was that crazy cat ladies are in fact,real

[–]minutemilitia 1 point2 points ago

That cat looks like its going down a really fast roller coaster.

[–]nickdngr 1 point2 points ago

crazy-eyed girlfriends terrify cats, too.

[–]audiodoct3r 1 point2 points ago

great this will become a meme in t minus 10 min ...-_-

[–]CaptainCraptastic 1 point2 points ago

This a future meme gift wrapped and tied with a bow.

[–]TrentPwnz 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest karma boner right now..

[–]Krail 1 point2 points ago

Hey look, picture where the facial expression actually crosses the species barrier...

[–]AaroniusH 4 points5 points ago

SOMEONE FACE SWAP THIS NOW!

[–]Fiver1453 6 points7 points ago

[–]AaroniusH 0 points1 point ago

Some things just can't be unseen. This is one of them.

[–]Hexkaba 1 point2 points ago

I reeeeaaally need to see that.

[–]defineyoursound 4 points5 points ago

Popped a regular boner too no doubt

[–]polaroidgeek 4 points5 points ago

You should trademark "Karma Boner." I'm still laughing at that. Actually, fuck that. Let's create a subreddit called r/karmaboners.

[–]tayls[S] 4 points5 points ago

It absolutely makes sense, too. It's what all of us get when we see something out in the wild that just screams upvote. We're all affected by this reddit-spawned disease and we'll never cure it. Then again, who would want the cure?

[–]Brentakill 2 points3 points ago

I want to see that now, but what would even go in it? Anything that people think they can get karma from? Does that mean it would just be the entirety of Reddit condensed into one subreddit? And would that subreddit contain itself? Would it create an infinite loop of a subreddit that contains itself containing itself and so on and so on until all of Reddit collapses in on itself? We're tampering with dangerous forces here.

[–]tayls[S] 0 points1 point ago

I feel like it should be reserved for combinations of karma bait. Cats watching Futurama while playing Pokemon while sitting on an N64, being held by Gabe Newell, being held by a busty redhead. You know. Karma boners.

[–]tayls[S] 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit! It's beautiful.

[–]polaroidgeek 4 points5 points ago

Absolutely. How many times have you walked by something and thought "FUCK! If I had a photo of this, I'd score so much karma!"?

[–]builditbiggy 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YOU

[–]polaroidgeek -1 points0 points ago

You mad, bro?

[–]deltarob 0 points1 point ago

Real life Dreamworks cat?!

[–]thename226 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted for "karma boner".

[–]Delaedreaction 6 points7 points ago

Way to stroke his karma boner

[–]thename226 0 points1 point ago

Oh damn! I didn't even think of that!

[–]asleeplessmalice 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted not so much for the picture, but for "karma boner."

[–]terapod 0 points1 point ago

This.

[–]luckydog27 2 points3 points ago

"Karma Boner"

Upvote for you.

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[–]BCBUDDHA 2 points3 points ago

this is a promising novelty account

[–]DemsTheBreaks 4 points5 points ago

Maybe if he uses NSFW tags.

[–]Michaelismyname 1 point2 points ago

The fuck is wrong with her lip?

[–]tayls[S] 4 points5 points ago

Oh god...wow, do I hope she doesn't ever see that I've thrown her to the internet. Also, thanks for the fap.

[–]RationalArgumentMan 10 points11 points ago

Just out of curiosity... you don't see anything wrong with taking someone's photo from Facebook and posting it here on reddit without their permission? Seems a bit rude, don't you think?

[–]jsellout 2 points3 points ago

You're far too rational for my liki..oh...OH!

[–]tayls[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Well, I do now. The girl in the picture is a brilliant artist who makes incredible jewelry/anything and everything cool. I'd like to use this post to get her some fans...but now I'm sort of ashamed because it's doing well and getting attention. As I now know, that attention can lead to boobs being pasted on a picture. I...I don't know how to feel anymore.

[–]spektre 5 points6 points ago

Internet is serious business, you should know that.

[–]atfakebibleverse 0 points1 point ago

"Say CHEEEEESE!"

[–]Code-name_Moose 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. I really needed a laugh :)

[–]AutumnEmber 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I kind of hate your title but I can't downvote that cat.

[–]StoryGopher 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why she's so proud. That's the worst first attempt at taxidermy I've ever seen.

[–]ericzmeh 0 points1 point ago

Aaannnddd BLUE STEEL

[–]wastedwooo 0 points1 point ago

I know this girl we used to go to the same school and I was pretty good friends with her freshman year! SMALL WORLD EH?

[–]LickMyLadyBalls 0 points1 point ago

Spermy lookin earring(s)

[–]filterspam 0 points1 point ago

Are you guys cartoon characters of some sort?

[–]DruKitty 0 points1 point ago

Complete with female face!

[–]raffletime 0 points1 point ago

BUT THAT WASN'T THE ONLY BONER, AMIRITE?!

[–]Higheast 0 points1 point ago

Who needs that many pearl earrings?

[–]ParkdaleBatavus 0 points1 point ago

this needs a face swap

[–]Justin007isback 0 points1 point ago

Fly you fools!

[–]GuessWho_O 0 points1 point ago

she has 7 pearl earrings. thats exactly how many times i blew my load at this, and yes they got smaller in size, progressively.

[–]runfromtheraptor 0 points1 point ago

haha looks like a kitty cat version of stitch

[–]Goggalor 0 points1 point ago

Your cat looks like Aku, the Shogun of Sorrow (Samurai Jack.)

[–]Chichi778 0 points1 point ago

I think I peed... This is the most hilarious of terribles.

[–]USMCEvan 0 points1 point ago

Here, let us stroke that karma boner with thousands of upvotes.

[–]ShihTzoKash 0 points1 point ago

upvote for a redhead and the cutest look of sheer panic on that kittehs face

[–]gmoneys7 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop laughing....I keep thinking in my head "GET IT AWAY GET IT AWWWWAAAY!"

[–]stinkycheddar 0 points1 point ago

2girls1cup reaction photo.

[–]GMonsoon 0 points1 point ago

Have NEVER seen a cat with that expression. Geeze - it's like...a PEOPLE expression!

[–]rayvinriley 0 points1 point ago

HALP

[–]Stansfieldseveryone 0 points1 point ago

I am upvoting this for the use of the term karma boner and karma boner only!

[–]HIMISOCOOL 0 points1 point ago

ERMAGERD HUMANS

[–]thisguycerda 0 points1 point ago

"karma boner"?..........up vote for you!!!!

[–]cvkxhz 0 points1 point ago

i was contemplating suicide earlier today. then i saw this. never thought an instagram would save my life.

[–]ConkerBirdy 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit that face is so cartoony looking, its amazing.

[–]taybagg88 0 points1 point ago

That isn't nice... I had to take a laxative earlier for my constipation I have been having... And this quite literally almost made me shit myself of laughter

[–]lingeringthoughts 0 points1 point ago

I swear I just saw this shit earlier today but with text.

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 0 points1 point ago

I bet you fucking did.

[–]ArtfulJack 0 points1 point ago

I popped a regular boner at the girl. She's cute as fuck.

[–]Mad_Max_Rockatansky 0 points1 point ago

I feel it too! No I'm not reposting it. Good job.

[–]JCongo 0 points1 point ago

Ask them to post a non-shitty filtered version.

[–]MrBotany 0 points1 point ago

red hair, trying to squeeze cat to death? Elmyra...

[–]blaback2 0 points1 point ago

Karma?? You`re doing it right!!

[–]kingoftherastas 0 points1 point ago

the link title is so much better than the picture

[–]LawlAndy 0 points1 point ago

Misread it as "and pooped a karma boner"

What.

[–]stopthemeyham 0 points1 point ago

I have never actually lol'd at a cat picture. Until now.

[–]i_spin_bubbles 0 points1 point ago

And there goes somebody stealing your Karma

[–]DrPingu76 0 points1 point ago

Help meeeeeee!

[–]StumblyMcStagger 0 points1 point ago

No Brazzers logo?

[–]SolusLoqui 0 points1 point ago

Overly Attached Cat Lady

[–]Mikeydoes 0 points1 point ago

He has a Karma boner as well.. http://imgur.com/HpFVU

[–]crkhobbit 0 points1 point ago

Overly Obsessed Catlady

[–]pantsonfire123 0 points1 point ago

Lol is it just me or are her eyes red? Dat girl high as fuck

[–]strutmcphearson 0 points1 point ago

i approve. shes cute!

[–]Tree-ghost 0 points1 point ago

You made me spit on my screen aha

[–]Callumlfc69 0 points1 point ago

OP is a karmanaut.

[–]HerbertWest 0 points1 point ago

It's funny to see a picture of someone I know pop up on reddit without knowing about the post beforehand. I nearly had a pregnant.

[–]those_draculas 0 points1 point ago

Woah, it's wierd to see somone I know in real life on the internet. I wonder if they know their kitty is a karma-mill?

[–]witchxrapist 0 points1 point ago

tabatha?

[–]runningcontradiction 0 points1 point ago

Looks like ol' girl is inserting hers...

[–]lobosvilla 0 points1 point ago

Joined Reddit to just make this comment: Over Obsessed owner That is all

[–]Mr_Wrathgar 0 points1 point ago

The look in the cats eyes screams "Help me... oh for the love of god help- me..."

[–]herestocrime 0 points1 point ago

What is that girl going to do to that poor cat?! She's still cute though.

[–]9ninety_nine9 0 points1 point ago

I really hope none of my facebook friends are on reddit. If I saw one of my photos posted here for someone else to get internet points, I'd lose my shit.

[–]imthetruestrepairman 0 points1 point ago

meaning that you have posted pictures of your facebook friends on reddit?

[–]9ninety_nine9 -1 points0 points ago

No? I mean I don't want to see one of my facebook photos ( of my kids or pets) posted on reddit so someone else could get Karma. I see this so often some one posts [ saw this on my FB feed] and while they are often funny photos I wonder if the got permission from their friend first.

[–]imthetruestrepairman 0 points1 point ago

Ah. I inferred it from the statement "I really hope none of my friends are on reddit." My mistake.

[–]9ninety_nine9 -1 points0 points ago

I'll allow it :)

[–]OzymandiasReborn -2 points-1 points ago

People harassing their cats for online "points." No way all these people are "lucky" and happen to catch the cat doing that at the exact moment they took a picture. Obviously they found this out, and keep poking or doing whatever to the cat to get it to make that face/position/whatever.

[–]hoseen 0 points1 point ago

tell that to national geographic: reddit team

[–]dubdubdubdot -1 points0 points ago

obligatory upvote obligatory comment

[–]katherini -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for the title. (And the cat.)

[–]occupymylefty -1 points0 points ago

I literally yelled at my computer screen out of jealousy.