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[–]redsoxmvp15 308 points309 points ago

That looks like one suave ass dog. Like he's tryin' to sell you something that you shouldn't buy

[–]russman2500 60 points61 points ago

[–]WHO_R_U_PPL 4 points5 points ago

You mean Sly Cooper. Right?

[–]lulzenstein 16 points17 points ago

Or, "HANDBANANA NO!".

[–]grimpoteuthis 13 points14 points ago

Tonight. You.

[–]Ytumv_Redman 9 points10 points ago

I want my name to be "Spaghetti".

[–]ForensicFungineer 2 points3 points ago

All I know is dog ... and good ... and rape.

[–]rasher_of_bacon 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, he looks pretty smug about something. Probably that he switched faces with her and she's really angry about it.

[–]zachwampler 5 points6 points ago

Like an evening with that terrifying whore he's pimping?

[–]FromaLand 26 points27 points ago

[–]Tiddly 22 points23 points ago

They just dropped this movie from Netflix and now I'm sad.

[–]X019 21 points22 points ago

Watch out. You might get extradited to the US and face 10 years in prison.

[–]MostCredibleDude 38 points39 points ago

Joke's on them! I already live here!

[–]Avien 4 points5 points ago

For anyone that's familiar with Conker's Bad Fur Day, the intro is a parody of the intro to A Clockwork Orange.

[–]UncleS1am 2 points3 points ago

You can't turn him down.

[–]FridayNightSargin 4 points5 points ago

suave ass-dog?

[–]Kamaroth 4 points5 points ago

Still one of my favorite XKCD comics.

[–]prmaster23 1 point2 points ago

I hope that is not Spanglish.

[–]AdrianHObradors 276 points277 points ago

I think that the picture is a lot better this way.

[–]GeneralCortex 35 points36 points ago

The face swapped dog is actually so awesome! Hahahahahaha. Thanks dude.

[–]Elquinis 1 point2 points ago

I've never been high before, but that must be what it feels like.

[–]DrRad 125 points126 points ago

Reminds me of this. My favorite picture.

[–]TheJackalope231 13 points14 points ago

Oh god I'm laughing so hard.

[–]systemid2000 5 points6 points ago

i think imagining it in his voice is everything.

[–]poopyputty 32 points33 points ago

Hmm I like face swaps I'll be the judge of th...THE FUCK!?!

[–]FaultyBeard 525 points526 points ago

I'm too high for this shit

[–]grimpoteuthis 105 points106 points ago

I'm not high enough.

[–]The_Painted_Man 61 points62 points ago

Wear heels.

[–]Kebble 8 points9 points ago

Or wear these

[–]grimpoteuthis 19 points20 points ago

Clever, but creepy.

[–]The_Painted_Man 49 points50 points ago

PFFFT! That's not creepy!

This is creepy...

[–]PtP_Pluto 20 points21 points ago

...True

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 12 points13 points ago

Wh-... ಠ_ಠ

Why?

[–]The_Painted_Man 2 points3 points ago

because FUCK GROVER, that's why.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 2 points3 points ago

Apparently it's FONDLE GROVER then FUCK GROVER...

[–]grimpoteuthis 1 point2 points ago

That's not creepy, just hilarious and disturbing.

[–]systemid2000 2 points3 points ago

im high as fuck and I laughed my ass off.

[–]mikev7743 2 points3 points ago

I'm at exactly the right high.

[–]austin1414 1 point2 points ago

"the right height"

FTFY

[–]LieutenantFappington 3 points4 points ago

It looks like someone colored over her face in crayola

[–]mightystork 1 point2 points ago

[–]McJawsh 5 points6 points ago

Trying not to die in my film class right now. Imagining you being high doesn't help. HAHA

[–]QTPro 1 point2 points ago

Should do this with a camels mouth.

[–]NinjawPenguin 74 points75 points ago

This face swap is far more horrifying.

[–]ChubbyGirlsPmMe 17 points18 points ago

The eyebrow wins it.

[–]supkristin 7 points8 points ago

Holy hell. That is all kinds of nope

[–]cheifly 1 point2 points ago

jim carrey from the mask

[–]Mysterious_Andy 1 point2 points ago

Why is Daniel Tosh mad at Julia Roberts?

[–]vonDread 1 point2 points ago

Good god that is a huge freaking mouth.

[–]kamiikoneko 1 point2 points ago

She's fucking terrifying looking by herself, man.

[–]sleepypie 49 points50 points ago

fuck yeah that is terrifying

[–]Ben_Jahmin 47 points48 points ago

I laughed uncontrollably at this. :|

[–]calj 7 points8 points ago

First time I've ever choked on my own saliva from laughing.

[–]FYIFV 7 points8 points ago

If this doesn't scare the living hell out of you its at least a temporary cure for depression. I've been laughing out loud for 5 straight minutes at this damn thing hah, thank you.

[–]dwr1875 15 points16 points ago

The dog looks baked.

[–]JetpackAwaaay 13 points14 points ago

Welp, looks like I'm staying on reddit all night, cause I ain't sleeping now.

[–]Tiddly 17 points18 points ago

The dog is way more creepiery.

[–]FamilyToad 4 points5 points ago

He looks like the crack fox.

[–]Be_A_Human 4 points5 points ago

More creepy*

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 23 points24 points ago

More creepierest*

[–]Be_A_Human 14 points15 points ago

That dog possesses quite a large amount of creepiosity.

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 13 points14 points ago

And unfortunately for lovers of french cuisine low crepeiosity

[–]Stormdancer 1 point2 points ago

Mmmmm. Creeps Suzette.

( and to satisfy my curiosity... I discover this is a thing ).

[–]capnpitz 2 points3 points ago

This Fall, Clive Owen returns as Jack in More Croupier.

[–]acog 2 points3 points ago

Honestly that has to be the creepier dog I've ever seen.

[–]Tiddly 2 points3 points ago

I'm an idiot.

[–]BJoye23 3 points4 points ago

You're both wrong. It's creepier.

[–]Vessix 8 points9 points ago

Not so much a face swap as a feature swap.

[–]soshitoshi 3 points4 points ago

This belongs in WTF

[–]julessciii 2 points3 points ago

The picture on the right looks like a Robot Chicken cartoon

[–]BlockofCheese 6 points7 points ago

This reminds me of that character from Death Note.

[–]OrdinaryAnomaly 2 points3 points ago

Holy crap it does.

[–]Sharrakor 1 point2 points ago

Hmm... which one? And I mean that for both the character and the subject in the picture.

I'm guessing girl with dog's face reminds you of Ryuk?

[–]econleech 2 points3 points ago

The dog is pretty horrifying without the swap.

[–]TheDirtySockMonkey 2 points3 points ago

the dog looked like the Nina/Alexander chimera from FMA and it made me sad

[–]utsavman 2 points3 points ago

Send this to r/creepy , grade-A nightmare fuel right here.

[–]moyothehippie 2 points3 points ago

Is that Robot Chicken's artist?

[–]InferiousX 5 points6 points ago

This is the final boss of the internet in it's true form.

[–]LotusStem 1 point2 points ago

Not sure which one is more creepy, the dog or the girl.

[–]rexwidger 1 point2 points ago

Even after the swap, the dog still scares me more.

[–]ketoacidosis 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Casino Boy from CheapoVegas.

[–]TheresWallace 1 point2 points ago

Odd Future's next album cover?

[–]waffle569 1 point2 points ago

I thought regular SmileDog was creepy as shit.

[–]maliciousspectre 1 point2 points ago

The worlds most sinister dog. Strangely reminds me of The Mask.

Dayum nature, you scary!

[–]natzo 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Goofy.

[–]YourWish 1 point2 points ago

On Reddit today. In my dreams tonight.

[–]monoface 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a robot chicken character.

[–]Synux 1 point2 points ago

Can we please focus for a moment on the original photo? That kid gives zero fucks that she's cuddling a monster.

[–]NotALockNessMonster 1 point2 points ago

The dog reminds me of Korn's, " Word Up " music video!

[–]insaneblane 1 point2 points ago

When I read the title I thought, "no way that's going to scare me."

Clicked the picture and gotta say, it scared the FUCK out of me.

[–]MalcomEx 1 point2 points ago

you're not doing it right

[–]Stormdancer 1 point2 points ago

Wow... that's... extremely fucked up.

[–]DjOuroboros 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was ready... I THOUGHT I WAS READY.

[–]RochelleH 1 point2 points ago

I got high last night, so I don't know if it's a residual effect, but I just laughed until I cried, clutched my stomach, and then asked myself if I might be crying about something else.

[–]scumbag-reddit[!] 1 point2 points ago

Wham bam thank you ma'am, I am out.

[–]fuzzy335 1 point2 points ago

Cut out the girl. This dog needs to be a meme

[–]Father_of_God 1 point2 points ago

on the second picture the dog looks like a trollface

[–]SuperChurro92 1 point2 points ago

That dog looks so chill with his face swapped

[–]YOitzODELLE 1 point2 points ago

Nightmares for everyone!

[–]robskii 1 point2 points ago

I rarely agree with titles claiming to be the "Most" of anything, how wrong I was in this instance

[–]demiankz 1 point2 points ago

Expected reaction to post: meh.

Actual reaction to post: whoooaa.

[–]RageMeSaveMe 1 point2 points ago

horrifying? more like best face swap EVER!

[–]upsetGobbles 1 point2 points ago

"THIS IS HORRIFYING! Let me put it on r/funny".

[–]aesamattki 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one around here that thinks face swaps are 90% really fucking stupid?

[–]volvoguy 1 point2 points ago

smile.dog

[–]clockwatchr 1 point2 points ago

Literally, just shat myself.

[–]loneraver 9 points10 points ago

Literally? well, you better take care of that.

[–]mauxly 1 point2 points ago

He's in a wheelchair man. He says this all the fucking time. He means it.

[–]AlexMikomi 0 points1 point ago

I can't... look... away...

[–]david_stucke27 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if the dog is funnier or the girl..

[–]TheWetMop 0 points1 point ago

that dog is freaking amazing

[–]TossTime 0 points1 point ago

That dog is actually quite handsome.

[–]kasus 0 points1 point ago

im not sure which is worse her or the dog...im leaning towards the dog

[–]LessLikeYou 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty scary. And funny...If you look back and forth fast enough it is scunny.

[–]iWishiWasClever 0 points1 point ago

I just threw up in my pants a little bit.

[–]McPiggy 0 points1 point ago

That is some scary ass shit. And you can just make out the corners of the girl's mouth turned up in a smile still. frea-ky.

[–]MarvinTheAndroid42 0 points1 point ago

I don't often upvote shit, but when I do it's cause I laughed my fucking ass off. That dog man, that dog.

[–]Moldybooks 0 points1 point ago

This is going to haunt me for a while.

[–]rb7_brady 0 points1 point ago

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

[–]UWbadgers16 0 points1 point ago

It was so normal for a second. They went in a COMPLETELY different direction.

[–]ahepler72 0 points1 point ago

that dog looks stoned as hell

[–]tubatom37 0 points1 point ago

not sure if disturbing, I mostly see a dog that is chill as fuck

[–]purplelolrus 0 points1 point ago

[–]Half_Day_Hero 0 points1 point ago

I was JUST about to sleep

[–]nucco 0 points1 point ago

Yesss...this is dog...

[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 0 points1 point ago

I spent a long time looking at the girls face and when I remembered to check out the dog I lost it.

[–]charientisms 0 points1 point ago

Jeff the Killer had a daughter huh...

[–]ujjjezebel 0 points1 point ago

Horrifying doesn't even begin to cut it. That's downright demonic!

[–]smokey_smokestack 0 points1 point ago

An American Werewolf in NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

[–]Generic_name13 0 points1 point ago

Why? Why this? Why do we do this? Why?

[–]adossa 0 points1 point ago

Didn't want to sleep tonight anyway...

[–]wolfmann 0 points1 point ago

Thanks now i know what katie holmes and my children would look like.

[–]MrStyr0 0 points1 point ago

the original is so much worse!

[–]gogokodo 0 points1 point ago

Crossed my eyes until pictures overlapped for that 3d image effect (same way I look at those magic eye pictures). Extra horrifying.

[–]Hops_n_barley 0 points1 point ago

That isn't really a face swap just eyes and mouth... Horrifying nonetheless

[–]Wethequeens13 0 points1 point ago

Bricks have been shat.

[–]l2eddit 0 points1 point ago

This is the first link that REALLY made me laugh in a while.

[–]xenopants 0 points1 point ago

this nearly destroyed me. i can't even take the dog.

[–]ninjanoah 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Robot Chicken

[–]Deleis 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one not horrified by this and wondering if this actually can be called a face swap?

[–]thetimato 0 points1 point ago

r/creepy

[–]GiantKanen 0 points1 point ago

refreshing to see this isn't in /r/WTF

[–]loobyloo92 0 points1 point ago

i actually jumped a little!

[–]slowry05 0 points1 point ago

i cant stop laughing at this

[–]dmsacred101 0 points1 point ago

[–]watermanjack 0 points1 point ago

Good 'ole fashion nightmare fuel, they call it!

[–]tuffguy53 0 points1 point ago

I still think the Newt Gingrich one is worse.

[–]the_blackfish 0 points1 point ago

Just drop the beer, and back away slowly.

Hosehead smells your beer.

[–]JackTCR 0 points1 point ago

My god...

[–]tanman30 0 points1 point ago

[–]lefthomerow 0 points1 point ago

Coraline?

[–]Shikaku 0 points1 point ago

That dog looks so chill.

[–]AxisZenith 0 points1 point ago

I was not prepared to see this. Having nightmares tonight.

[–]littleladygee 0 points1 point ago

Jeez, everybody on this thread is so cranky...

[–]TheCunning1 0 points1 point ago

That dog needs to appear everywhere now

[–]LilRach05 0 points1 point ago

Can't un-see!!

[–]SMB73 0 points1 point ago

Gonna have a difficult time sleeping after seeing that. Thanks.

[–]Xiattr 0 points1 point ago

"Most Hilarious face swap EVER!"

F.T.F.Y.

[–]laikasghost 0 points1 point ago

Alright everyone time to go home.

[–]stinepelletier 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE the dog! Absolutely hilarious

[–]stinepelletier 0 points1 point ago

Why is she so happy tone hugging that insane dog?

[–]yojolady93 0 points1 point ago

meh who needs sleep?

[–]damp_panties 0 points1 point ago

The dog is so much creepier.

[–]seanrm[!] 0 points1 point ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]SNESNESNE 0 points1 point ago

That dog looks so chill.

[–]CommentChameleon 0 points1 point ago

I'm having horrific Zoobilee Zoo flashbacks....http://www.doppspot.com/2011/06/usher-mayor-ben-from-zoobilee-zoo.html

[–]Methedless 0 points1 point ago

Looks like something out of robot chicken

[–]twistedh8 0 points1 point ago

That dog is thinking about biting that zombie's face off. Get off the bath salts you hairy fuck!

[–]CrossCheckPanda 0 points1 point ago

isn't there a face swap reddit? can't you stop posting now funny stuff on r/funny?

[–]bojiggidy 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the goddamned nightmares.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Smile.jpg

[–]juchem69z 0 points1 point ago

That dog is STONED!

[–]shwill 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, it's the Pam and Jim face swap always manages to bring back traumatic childhood memories.

[–]samuraipenguin123 0 points1 point ago

fuck.that.shit

[–]oli-wan_kenobi 0 points1 point ago

The dog makes me laugh uncontrollably

[–]The_Resisty 0 points1 point ago

I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

[–]Kuusou 0 points1 point ago

This thread is really hitting the spot right now.

[–]baljot187 0 points1 point ago

I am losing my mind at this

[–]Teich13 0 points1 point ago

Why would you take a picture with that dog anyway? Scary shit..

[–]dlev_ 0 points1 point ago

how did i end up in /r/furries?

[–]aceofpayne 0 points1 point ago

throw some flames on her and have her her yell "strip the flesh... salt the wound!" and you got borderlands in a nutshell

[–]lolimslim 0 points1 point ago

It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud when I'm in my bedroom on my own, and this has just done exactly that.

[–]MoBiebsFTW 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, the dog was pretty scary to begin with.

[–]bbake92 0 points1 point ago

This will be in my nightmare tonight.

[–]Pigman08 0 points1 point ago

That dog is pure accidental nightmare fuel.

[–]penny013 0 points1 point ago

I died laughing at the dogs face

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

The original picture by itself is horrifying.

[–]MadaraUchihaFTW 0 points1 point ago

The chicks face looks like something you would see on robot chicken

[–]JoshuaKallen 0 points1 point ago

Oh my fuck!

[–]modernmouse 0 points1 point ago

My life is sucking hardcore right now.

You made me laugh out loud.

Upvoted!

[–]jakster840 0 points1 point ago

I didn't need to sleep anyways.

[–]wryguy 0 points1 point ago

This should go in r/WTF, I'm scared

[–]AetherIsWaiting 0 points1 point ago

This should be in /r/WTF not /r/funny

[–]Keksi 0 points1 point ago

He's a mog! Half a man, half a dog. He's his own best friend.

[–]allADD 0 points1 point ago

I just laughed so hard I farted on my girlfriend. She is now angrily typing this comment. -allADD

[–]Sir_Chubby 0 points1 point ago

That could be a picture of the psychology of a Disney Cartoon ;)

[–]hey_dave 0 points1 point ago

That's not horrifying, that's awesome!