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[–]Bryygy 174 points175 points ago

The guy in the background furiously tapping the keyboard makes this .gif.

[–]QEDomelets[S] 60 points61 points ago

Not sure if that's a guy...

[–]W1N9Zr0 39 points40 points ago

[–]Mayortomatillo 8 points9 points ago

still not sure

[–]ciavs 25 points26 points ago

Flickr ಠ_ಠ

[–]pingas 19 points20 points ago

at least it doesn't crash every other day

[–]its_over_2250 4 points5 points ago

That's because people avoid it at all costs.

[–]elfinhilon10 1 point2 points ago

DAT ASS!

[–]moogoesthecat 0 points1 point ago

Aw, dat blue biddie...

[–]McLooms 2 points3 points ago

....also is a guy

[–]markshlaf 0 points1 point ago

in the background?

[–]Fearless1057 0 points1 point ago

he also has a cool hat, I like hats

[–]Bear-Necessities 220 points221 points ago

I don't know what would be harder, playing the game and succeeding or mimicking the actions so flawlessly.

[–]Siethron 91 points92 points ago

It took me an hour of scooting along on one knee to beat that game, I'm going to go with the game.

[–]AirmanFinly 57 points58 points ago

how did you jump over the hurdle if you are scooting along on one knee?

[–]Siethron 277 points278 points ago

I just pushed it to the end

[–]AirmanFinly 208 points209 points ago

lol

[–]SolidDexter 71 points72 points ago

I think this will be the only time I upvote lol.

[–]aznricemaker 4 points5 points ago

RLWP

[–]stanfan114 11 points12 points ago

Sticktoitevness.

[–]Zeroman64 7 points8 points ago

Tenacity.

[–]stanfan114 4 points5 points ago

Eye of the Tiger.

[–]ninja_stalker 2 points3 points ago

It's the cream of the fight.

[–]stanfan114 3 points4 points ago

Rising up to the phalanx of his drivel...

[–]pfftYeahRight 4 points5 points ago

I once got to 98 m scooting all the way when the exact rhythm I was in (after at least half an hour) was no longer sufficient and I failed. Worst feeling ever.

[–]major_manly 4 points5 points ago

i dont know why that made me laugh so hard

[–]djhaba 0 points1 point ago

Haha that's the only way I've ever beaten it

[–]Mr_Moosey 47 points48 points ago

THERE'S A HURDLE?!

[–]AirmanFinly 20 points21 points ago

[–]samcanino 9 points10 points ago

I watched this all the way through. I was awed.

[–]Potato-baby 5 points6 points ago

That was......wipes tear beautiful.

[–]Asophis 2 points3 points ago

I nearly shit my pants at 1:30.

[–]Mushy_64 1 point2 points ago

There's also a long jump at the end too

[–]eclmc6 1 point2 points ago

I never even knew there was a hurdle :(

[–]Doctor_No 5 points6 points ago

Pretty sure I could win a gold medal in the 100M dash at the Olympics easier than I could beat that game.

[–]SachaTheHippo 1 point2 points ago

I heard the little "womp" sound in my head when he fell

[–]GorillaWar 39 points40 points ago

He should apply for a grant from the Ministry of Silly Walks.

[–]internal_evil 3 points4 points ago

Monty python references alwayes deserve upvotes

[–]kaytINSANE 1 point2 points ago

well, she turned me into a newt! a newt? .... it got better

[–]I_Am_Not_Yossarian 19 points20 points ago

[–]haloquent 33 points34 points ago

god that's fucking perfect lol

[–]x0M3GAx 36 points37 points ago

What the fuck just happened infront of my eyes....

[–]iMarmalade 77 points78 points ago

[–]ninjaman27 27 points28 points ago

Rage quit. >:(

[–]awkwardIRL 11 points12 points ago

oh come on. you need to beat it at least once, we all have

[–]redlinezo6 51 points52 points ago

No we HAVEN'T!

DICK!

GO SIT IN YOUR TOWER!

[–]awkwardIRL 1 point2 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

rocking a solid, knee scootching 25 i think?

[–]redlinezo6 1 point2 points ago

Psh...

[–]thechipotleshits 1 point2 points ago

FUCKING... COCK-AYASS!

[–]flume 0 points1 point ago

FUCKIN' NAP

[–]ReactsWithWords 5 points6 points ago

By "it" if you mean "the computer with a baseball bat", then I have, too.

[–]epmca -3 points-2 points ago

I beat it my first time. That's normal right?

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

"Rage quit" about sums up my feelings for this game. lol

[–]x0M3GAx 10 points11 points ago

Oh God thank you lol

[–]ReactsWithWords 13 points14 points ago

I expect you to come back and edit that, replacing the "than" with a "fuc".

[–]x0M3GAx 1 point2 points ago

*fuck

[–]ReactsWithWords 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for proving me correct.

[–]mamajamerson 3 points4 points ago

Seconded!

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

Haha... yeah, it's a special game.

[–]bigbabyS 3 points4 points ago

This link made the gif funny for me, really funny.

[–]iMarmalade 1 point2 points ago

Context is always important to get a joke. :D

[–]Emazon7790 3 points4 points ago

10.4m HA!!!!1!! Well, that was an hour well spent...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Damnit! I only got to 6.3 i was "running" in the splits the whole time. i found out that as long as i keep the 'w' button held down and just keep using all the other keys like it's my first time playing a fighting game on ninetndo, i can keep going.

this took me seconds to figure out. sorry about the loss of your hour. perhaps the sacrifice you made of your time will be rewarded by the gods through lots of cat pictures or something. <3!

[–]Emazon7790 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the suggestion, but I am fresh out of cats. Instead I have an MCAT: a species of cat you don't want to pay attention to. Which is what probably what got me into this mess.

Btw if you alternate between pressing WO and QP then you can run more normally.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

exsqueeze me, but are you studying for the mcats? good luck! i recently graduated from law school and let me tell you... all professional programs are the pits. i think med students and law students can both sympathize with each other. you're gonna do great, though! i can feel it!

[–]Emazon7790 1 point2 points ago

Yup! My bf is actually pre-law and both of us are taking an ample amount of time before applying to professional programs. Thanks for the encouragement!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

yeah, definitely be ready for the amount of work and for the stress you're gonna go through during your relationship. first year in law school is the worst... you're fed to the dogs. the years will go by super quick, though extremely slow (it's like a damn time warp) tell your bf to go to /r/lawschool it's actually a really nice subreddit that we all commiserate on. this is also a great summation of feelings: http://wheninlawschool.tumblr.com/ (no, it's not my tumblr, but i wish it was)

edit: ooh and let me say it is totally wrth it when you're done, though! <3 and g'luck! you'll be awesome!

[–]tripleblack 1 point2 points ago

Fuck everything about this game.

[–]AngryRedHerring 1 point2 points ago

Oh, gee, thanks a WHOLE HELL OF A LOT, he said, two hours later.

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

Mauahahhahahah

[–]sinnerrgonetohell -1 points0 points ago

I had never seen this before, amazed.

[–]slickhare 0 points1 point ago

I managed to moonwalk, I think I won?

[–]iMarmalade 1 point2 points ago

Close enough.

[–]StumblyMcStagger 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling I am going to end up hating you for introducing me to this.

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you will.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i am having fun playing this now.

[–]YOU_ARE_A_FUCK -1 points0 points ago

wow, that was surprisingly easy. My third attempt ever (with some kind of proof)

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

It's easy if you can figure out the patten and keep it going precisely. I find that rather difficult.

[–]YOU_ARE_A_FUCK 0 points1 point ago

What I just did was pressing o and w for a short sec then qp for a short sec, then o and w again and so on. I bet there's a lot of tutorials on how to beat it, but that was mine, hehe. Hope you'll eventually beat it.

[–]iMarmalade 1 point2 points ago

I gave up on it a long time ago, but thanks anyway. :D

[–]JrMaynard 0 points1 point ago

Turns out someone has already ripped off the idea, re-skinned it and is selling it on the app store.

[–]epmca 1 point2 points ago

Zynga?

[–]JrMaynard 1 point2 points ago

Some company called DING the game is Rain Dancer. It's basically QWOP but you go on forever as an Indian trying to make rain.

[–]bradleyg5 0 points1 point ago

How to do?

[–]oficer_drty_npls 408 points409 points ago

His legs were not QWOPerating.

[–]sodawoski 18 points19 points ago

the most reluctant upvote i have ever given.

[–]SapioSexualLove 8 points9 points ago

This comment is under appreciated.

[–]IDontShareMyUsername 60 points61 points ago

No, he stole it from the thread on r/gifs.

[–]Clockian 35 points36 points ago

No, he stole it from every QWOP thread ever. This is not new material. Everyone thinks of this joke.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig -1 points0 points ago

You deserve more for this comment. I fell on one knee laughing.

[–]SapioSexualLove 3 points4 points ago

Did you fall on one knee because of the comment or did you just try to QWOP?

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 2 points3 points ago

Both. I only managed to QW cause of this guy.

[–]monkeymatings 0 points1 point ago

I see...

[–]Arizzletron 70 points71 points ago

[–]I-IunteR 6 points7 points ago

Is it a Kerzhakov child video?

[–]DHav123 3 points4 points ago

Too soon.

[–]cajunbander 21 points22 points ago

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.

[–]philipito 4 points5 points ago

my face hurts from laughing. im sure my neighbors think im insane now as I am sitting alone in a quite apartment just laughing hysterically.

[–]CommanderWharph 2 points3 points ago

QWOP you like a hurricane.

[–]Boaz_MacPhereson 6 points7 points ago

QWOPsplay

[–]kellywp 1 point2 points ago

I'm so fucking confused

[–]Error41 1 point2 points ago

You win funniest thing I've seen all night.

[–]PeachyKeenLove 1 point2 points ago

What is wrong with the boy? Did he faint or something?

[–]Magmarizer 3 points4 points ago

He is mocking this game. Try to play and and it will become apparent.

[–]PeachyKeenLove 0 points1 point ago

Will do, thank you.

[–]Undimsta 1 point2 points ago

I call bullcrap! He made it more than .2 meters! IMPOSSIBRU!

[–]theislandking 1 point2 points ago

THAT'S ME ON MY WAY TO MY EXAM TODAY

I WANT TO DIE

[–]lookie_here 2 points3 points ago

Qwop til ya drop nigga

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1 point2 points ago

National Hero.

[–]sk3lt3r 1 point2 points ago

Anime North. C:

[–]engunneer2 1 point2 points ago

I want to see someone re-enact GIRP next.

[–]sasha_fierce79 1 point2 points ago

[–]PsychedelicAmpersand 0 points1 point ago

The mere fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready.

[–]Ultyma 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if gif loading slowly... or person has gone full retard...

[–]y_am_i_right_handed 0 points1 point ago

Is that suppose to be Mario and Luigi behind QWOP guy? I watched this .gif a few times too many.

[–]sofakingreat 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of being drunk in red dead redemption.

[–]PSNDonutDude 0 points1 point ago

I have never seen a gif that has legitimately made me laugh, but his one did it, and is now my honorary best gift of the Internet.

[–]battery_go 0 points1 point ago

He QWOPed up, man!

[–]anothergamer 0 points1 point ago

anime north FTW

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

That is perfect.

[–]Slutmiko 0 points1 point ago

Is that real-life Gmod?

[–]Ukaners 0 points1 point ago

100th trolololoolololol

[–]boredguy88 0 points1 point ago

This is me on a tredmill

[–]Pinklizard26 0 points1 point ago

That was freaking awesome I laughed harder then I should have!

[–]Relevantspite 0 points1 point ago

He forgot the part where Quop flips over backwards and his feet do 360s.

[–]W0RLDWAR2 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha what the fuck?

[–]vonDread 0 points1 point ago

Best cosplay ever.

[–]RMULE 0 points1 point ago

I think it's interesting that this guy found it easier to get a wrestling singlet than a runner's outfit.

[–]Saint_drums_n_stuff 0 points1 point ago

Looks like G-Mod to me...

[–]tinktj06 0 points1 point ago

I hope he ptfo!

[–]RobertsStupid 0 points1 point ago

What is the woman in the background doing with that keyboard?

[–]outer-space -1 points0 points ago

I have absolutely no idea what the context of this is...

[–]KoolAidPenguin 0 points1 point ago

I'm more of a GIRP guy myself

[–]kevgaf78 0 points1 point ago

the leader of the ministry of silly walks?

[–]pastemaker1 0 points1 point ago

That's what happens to me whenever my girlfriend tells me it's that time of the month.

[–]dirkandersen 0 points1 point ago

Ha

[–]poopballs645 0 points1 point ago

nailed it.

[–]mingling4502 -1 points0 points ago

I'm so glad people remember QWOP....i lost so many hours to that game

[–]sir_walter 28 points29 points ago

Remember it? You say that like it's an unpopular game from 30 years ago. It's only 2 years old.

[–]AirmanFinly 4 points5 points ago

4*

[–]Shamwow22 1 point2 points ago

"YOU'RE only 2 years old!!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

2 years internet time is like 100 years ago

[–]WonkaKnowsBest 1 point2 points ago

This was on the front page forever. Why the hell would you repost it? No, you're not trying to make sure everyone sees it, you are a dick who wants free karma.

[–]Riddlesex -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if funny because QWOP are the keys the keyboard dude is using to make the runner go spastic, or because QWOP is Asian for CLOP, or because both.

[–]Riddlesex 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I see--never mind. Because neither, which means because all four.

[–]ishottheserif -1 points0 points ago

Redshirt learns faint.

[–]shellykidd -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure if I'm laughing at this because it's stupidly funny or I'm just really tired. Yes, both. Of course of course.

[–]Chaosfalcon -2 points-1 points ago

Not the type of qwop I was hoping for but still pretty damn awesome.