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[–]benihana_chef 1422 points1423 points ago

Reminds me of Bunnicula, but he attacked carrots!

[–]lilesco20 611 points612 points ago

the celery stalks at midnight

[–]knightSquared 151 points152 points ago

I'll stay at Howliday Inn waiting for that.

[–]filmfiend999 99 points100 points ago

Chateau Bow-Wow. Wow. Thought that book was a figment of my imagination until this..

[–]traininthedistance 54 points55 points ago

I also though no one else remembered those! And look, the comment has almost 700 votes! :)

[–]canyoudig_it 48 points49 points ago

No one ever knows what I'm talking about when I bring up these books. Some people have missed out on some classic kids books.

[–]Vanimity 29 points30 points ago

I came here specifically to see if anyone made a Bunnicula reference. Love those books. I have them put away somewhere, so I must dig them out to read to my niece at Halloween.

[–]jtwill10 328 points329 points ago

Reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. GET THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!

[–]hseldon10 113 points114 points ago

And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats

[–]Hamlet7768 53 points54 points ago

Skip a bit, brother.

[–]Nank 62 points63 points ago

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

[–]Hamlet7768 23 points24 points ago

Amen.

[–]CatLadyofNY 33 points34 points ago

One, two, five!

[–]mike3491 29 points30 points ago

THREE, sir!

[–]Kilshin 5 points6 points ago

Three!

[–]alexshowfield 7 points8 points ago

GET ON WITH IT!

[–]traininthedistance 121 points122 points ago

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

[–]lunchbox_assassin 24 points25 points ago

It's no ordinary rabbit I tell ta! Just look at its big gnashy teeth!

[–]Crazjtk 15 points16 points ago

Would it help to confuse it if we ran away more?

[–]Blackson_Pollock 35 points36 points ago

LOOK AT THE BONES!!!

[–]inxanetheory 30 points31 points ago

The killer rabbit of caerbannog!!

[–]StormtrooperMario 19 points20 points ago

YOU TIT! I soiled my under armor I was so scared!

[–]Pol_troop 19 points20 points ago

He's got HUUUGE POINTY TEETH!

[–]Missing_Intestines 5 points6 points ago

WOT'S HE DO, NIBBLE YOUR BUM?

[–]LittleLucas 3 points4 points ago

Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

[–]BuckeyeBentley 367 points368 points ago

I said to myself, "if Bunnicula isn't the top comment I will swear off reddit for a week."

I'm glad I don't have to honor that self-bet.

[–]SporktallionOf1 34 points35 points ago

Though it's good to know if I were more punctual, I could be a top commenter.

[–]Rampant_Durandal 42 points43 points ago

I had a feeling someone was going to mention it.

[–]tellhersafe 58 points59 points ago

This is exactly what I came here to say. I had to read it in 4th grade, and the final project for it was to write an alternate ending. Mine was that the cat was committed to a cat insane asylum for being paranoid and hallucinating an evil bunny. Still proud of my 4th grade self.

[–]Headphone_Actress 19 points20 points ago

I read the book in 3rd grade, and we normally saw the movie version at the end. I got pissed when the teacher didn't have it, and made my own with some stuffed animals, and leftover chicken and salad from dinner. It's still shown at school. :)

[–]dandruff1138 12 points13 points ago

Wow, I forgot all about this awesome book.

[–]Granite-M 32 points33 points ago

We've got to put a steak through his heart!

[–]plindb1 59 points60 points ago

What kind? T-Bone, Porterhouse... just any old steak?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

he attacked fruit and vegetables.

[–]WiseSalesman 36 points37 points ago

ctrl+F Bunnicula

Oh good, someone else remembers.

[–]Seven_Sins_Anger 54 points55 points ago

DON"T YOU MEAN WAFFLES?!?! HAHAHA!!!

I'll show myself out

[–]SixWinged 67 points68 points ago

He even capitalised the apostrophe. This guy's not fucking around.

[–]doctorgirlfriend84 26 points27 points ago

REAL MEN HOLD SHIFT INSTEAD OF THAT CAPSLOCK BULLSHIT1111

[–]SBecker30 9 points10 points ago

I had nightmares about that bunny when I was young. Luckily I grew out of them. Let's hope my subconscious decides not to troll me tonight after seeing this pic.

[–]IAMBEINGLOUDD 848 points849 points ago

[–]Dotsmom 132 points133 points ago

Run away, run away!!!

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points ago

Was wondering how far i would have to scroll to find this.

[–]jimii 183 points184 points ago

"What the hell happened to your rabbit?!"

"I... uhhh... gave it a cherry... Yeah."

"Wait, what's that on your neck?!"

"Nothing. It's nothing!"

[–]smififty 277 points278 points ago

Tis a flesh wound.

[–]TheCynicalMe 98 points99 points ago

A flesh wound?! Your jugular's out!

[–]CowsWithGuns304 109 points110 points ago

I've had worse.

[–]ragnar_the_terrible 74 points75 points ago

He's got huge sharp... He can leap about... Look at the bones!

[–]beesfromspace 6 points7 points ago

You Liar.

[–]CowsWithGuns304 10 points11 points ago

Come on, you pansy!

[–]happysri 138 points139 points ago

[–]Emazon7790 66 points67 points ago

And now for something completely different...

[–]DeathToPennies 15 points16 points ago

I don't care if it's unrelated. I want a larger version of this so that I can have a new wallpaper.

[–]dogworthy 1603 points1604 points ago

Cue the Monty Python jokes

[–]papthegreek 836 points837 points ago

"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?"

[–]Ocramzeej66 482 points483 points ago

JESUS CHRIST!

[–]hobbnet 413 points414 points ago

LOOK AT THE TEETH ON THAT THING

[–]Laserfalcon 363 points364 points ago

That.. That's it? You bastard. I nearly soiled my armor.

[–]Poop-Wizard 360 points361 points ago

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 126 points127 points ago

One rabbit-skin pouch coming right up!

[–]knowses 79 points80 points ago

It's just a Bunny Rabbit.

[–]CowsWithGuns304 107 points108 points ago

That's no ordinary rabbit.

[–]CaesarDan 108 points109 points ago

That's the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you've ever laid your eyes on!

[–]nanofeeb 23 points24 points ago

that rabbits dynamite!

[–]Cubanned 112 points113 points ago

LOOK AT THE BONES!

[–]kourogi 77 points78 points ago

Actually, it's.

You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared.

I did it again.

[–]jzagri 64 points65 points ago

RUN AWAY!!!

[–]DaCow500 47 points48 points ago

RUN AWAY!!

[–]pestilent_bronco 17 points18 points ago

Oh, go change your armor!

[–]ThatsLogical 13 points14 points ago

You TIT!

[–]p1astik 57 points58 points ago

[–]thegreatmunizzle 69 points70 points ago

JAYZUZ KROAIST!

[–]sphealos 17 points18 points ago

Read that in the correct voice for the movie, upvote sir!

[–]xbattlestation 256 points257 points ago

Bring out the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch!

[–]A_Piece_of_liquid 280 points281 points ago

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[–]buttplugpeddler 87 points88 points ago

Skip a bit, brother.

[–]crof7y 105 points106 points ago

Amen...One, two, FIVE!

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points ago

Three Sir!

[–]DwarvenPirate 89 points90 points ago

Three!

[–]Zaph0d42 21 points22 points ago

I love you guys. Came here for this. Now satisfied.

[–]GameDay98 3 points4 points ago

Said Gabe Newell.

[–]therealseom 7 points8 points ago

Amen.

[–]cbain8509 41 points42 points ago

And thou shalt count to three... Five is right out of the question

totally missed the later thread.

[–]Ltsmash99 48 points49 points ago

1! 2! 5! Three sir! 3!

[–]lillarrysellers 54 points55 points ago

Some call me...Tim..

[–]stbilyumchill 102 points103 points ago

Is it behind the rabbit?

It is the rabbit!

[–]Osiris32 31 points32 points ago

I soiled my armor I was so scared!!

[–]binocusecond 8 points9 points ago

Oh shut up, and go and change your armor.

[–]Squirrelmob 12 points13 points ago

One rabbit stew, coming right up

[–]basec0m 104 points105 points ago

ok... RUN AWAY!!!!

[–]Ohshititsomar 52 points53 points ago

Look at the bones!!!

[–]Avampiremoose 36 points37 points ago

LOOK AT ITS TEETH!

[–]shadowwork 38 points39 points ago

'eel bite your 'ead off

[–]farmthis 10 points11 points ago

It's got big, nasty teeth, but you have to take Tim's word on it.

The only things they're directed to look at are the bones, and later, just the bunny itself as it emerges. I'm a bit of a scholar in these things. Please don't decapitate me.

[–]Avampiremoose 4 points5 points ago

Ah! Thank you for the clarification! Why would I ever pass on an opportunity to fine tune my Monty Python knowledge?!

[–]trilldax 56 points57 points ago

The Beast of Caerbannog!

[–]wbutler89 34 points35 points ago

is it behind the rabbit?

[–]420wasabisnappin 16 points17 points ago

It is the rabbit!

[–]Chosen_Chaos 12 points13 points ago

You silly sod! You got us all worked up!

[–]420wasabisnappin 11 points12 points ago

I soiled my armor, I was so scared!

[–]Chosen_Chaos 11 points12 points ago

That's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever did set eyes on!

[–]420wasabisnappin 3 points4 points ago

Look at the bones!

[–]zeugmatis 38 points39 points ago

THATS NO ORDINARY RABBIT!

[–]EquinsuOcha 29 points30 points ago

What's he gonna do? Nibble on my bum?

[–]farmthis 12 points13 points ago

One rabbit stew, coming up!

[–]Dances_with_Sheep 33 points34 points ago

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[–]Ephixah 21 points22 points ago

BRING FORTH THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Of Antioch!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]DELTATKG 211 points212 points ago

And now for something completely different.

[–]Poop-Wizard 242 points243 points ago

[–]samtheredditman 97 points98 points ago

I like how that gif always works, because no matter what you're talking about there's a very high change that a man posing on a table while wearing a bra with a lake in the background is extremely irrelevant.

[–]dadude25 45 points46 points ago

I believe it is quite relevant actually.

[–]Serotone 16 points17 points ago

You and I obviously don't have the same sorts of conversations.

[–]Unidan 32 points33 points ago

The.

Larch.

[–]potatofish 8 points9 points ago

And now, Number 3...

[–]kiaru 5 points6 points ago

The.

[–]kiaru 7 points8 points ago

Larch.

[–]mtnkodiak 4 points5 points ago

...and now?

[–]kiaru 5 points6 points ago

[–]High_On_Cortexiphan 32 points33 points ago

Sounds like a Vinyl Scratch to me.

[–]ElusiveHiggsBoson 17 points18 points ago

What are you going to do? Bleed on me? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

[–]leviathanasacat 13 points14 points ago

Why would you do that to me? :c

[–]Vanetia 14 points15 points ago

Hence why I even came to this thread. Thank you, Reddit. I love you guys. You're good people.

[–]FetchezLaVache 3 points4 points ago

At last, I have a relevant username.

[–]TrjnRabbit 3 points4 points ago

Somehow I think the two of us will get along just fine.

[–]foca 14 points15 points ago

NI!

[–]smififty 6 points7 points ago

Nnnnnnnnnnnu Nnnnnnnnnu

[–]Beaumont21 12 points13 points ago

Best not to get any closer, that rabbits dynamite!

[–]Sharradan 270 points271 points ago

This belongs in /r/awwwtf

[–]brokebackhill[S] 273 points274 points ago

I didn't even know that existed! Reddit is truly a bottomless pit of weird.

[–]Sharradan 101 points102 points ago

You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

[–]alcakd 42 points43 points ago

Not much choice in matter eh?

[–]Time_for_Stories 18 points19 points ago

You can either take the red pill or the red pill. Duh.

[–]madmars 25 points26 points ago

It would have been a really short movie.

[–]bluepanda90 21 points22 points ago

well, that's enough internet for the rest of my life

[–]vulpes_occulta 15 points16 points ago

Yeah.... I just went there and won't be back. Nope!

[–]MC_Cuff_Lnx 5 points6 points ago

Wow, okay. I don't recommend clicking that.

[–]mammakjeks 5 points6 points ago

Nope. Not subscribing to this. Just nope.

[–]hulkzilla 58 points59 points ago

Watership down!!!

[–]windsostrange[!] 22 points23 points ago

[–]withA_Y 17 points18 points ago

Seriously. When I saw it, I was expecting a film about rabbits; what I got was a movie about war and death - wtf?

Give your kids nightmares

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Yup. Could never look at rabbits the same after that movie.

[–]theCaptain_D 10 points11 points ago

That BOOK.

I've heard the movie is actually very good, but the source material is a book, which is also very good.

[–]TyPower 10 points11 points ago

Here is the full version of Watership Down

It haunted my child's brain. And still does 30 years later.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 880 points881 points ago

[–]brokebackhill[S] 140 points141 points ago

Wow I'm . . . speechless

[–]Seven_Sins_Lust 71 points72 points ago

Hey, it's not that shitty.

[–]vadergeek 40 points41 points ago

It looks like a sheep.

[–]FHSolidsnake 146 points147 points ago

Its the worst one yet!

[–]sureillbeatthathorse 43 points44 points ago

Wow, that's really reminiscent of the art Quentin Tarantino used to make.

[–]Dalboz 3 points4 points ago

You mean Quentin Blake?

[–]wheresmyname 13 points14 points ago

Awww. It's so shitty!

[–]grimpoteuthis 14 points15 points ago

I love you.

[–]NorthernSkeptic 60 points61 points ago

SURELY I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL THINK OF MONTY PYTHON NO NEED TO READ OTHER COMMENTS JUST POST

[–]iScreme 2 points3 points ago

I had to Ni the fuck right outta here.

[–]utterlygutted 87 points88 points ago

Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

[–]phekylmadder 20 points21 points ago

What an eccentric performance!

[–]charientisms 70 points71 points ago

"They ate my carrots...

I ate their flesh."

[–]grande_hohner 25 points26 points ago

And people wonder why Anya had such a terrible fear of these disturbing little creatures...

[–]brokebackhill[S] 17 points18 points ago

Bunnies! Bunnies it must be Bunniiiiiies!

[–]dziadu 3 points4 points ago

Or maybe midgets...

[–]gimar 15 points16 points ago

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes

They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.

And what's with all the carrots?

What do they need such good eyesight for anywaaay?

Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!

[–]mathrik 149 points150 points ago

Quick, where's the holy hand grenade?

[–]Frogtown 112 points113 points ago

O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

[–]beauder1 66 points67 points ago

1... 2... 5!

[–]Convenient_Truth 58 points59 points ago

3 sir.

[–]zthirtytwo 35 points36 points ago

Thou shall count to the number three. Three shall be the number. Two is one to little, four is one too many....

[–]cirque-ull-jerk 23 points24 points ago

Thou shalt not count to 1 or 2! Unless with the intention of proceeding onto 3!

[–]jberth 49 points50 points ago

[–]SEX_MASTER 39 points40 points ago

would still fap

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

This is going to become an Advice Animal. By tonight.

[–]SeriousJack 3 points4 points ago

[–]Dville1 14 points15 points ago

[–]Pycckuu 33 points34 points ago

THERE IS NO RABBIT, THERE IS ONLY ZUUL

[–]liquidanbar 24 points25 points ago

Bunnicula!

[–]lisabadcat 23 points24 points ago

LOOK AT THE BONES!

[–]mrbucket777 12 points13 points ago

ITS GOT A VICIOUS STREAK A MILE WIDE!

[–]elarq 9 points10 points ago

And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

[–]magicalsealion 14 points15 points ago

Bunicula!

[–]pwnies 23 points24 points ago

You sure it was a cherry and not bath salts?

[–]Pobega 3 points4 points ago

Quid pro quo, Tortoise

[–]Diredonkey 4 points5 points ago

It's Bunnicula! God I haven't read that vampire bunny book since I was nine!

[–]Salsaboy100 4 points5 points ago

BUNNICULA!!!

[–]MonstarDeluxe 9 points10 points ago

Aaaaagh!

[–]Obtruder 7 points8 points ago

lol reminds me of the killer bunnys from the 80's movie "summer school"

[–]ozzimark 11 points12 points ago

And it reminded me of Night of the Lupus Lepus, which my family would watch every Easter, for whatever reason. Awesome movie.

[–]leftofmarx 4 points5 points ago

It's never lupus.

[–]Dodge5278 9 points10 points ago

JEEEEEESUS CHRISTTTTTTTT

[–]fauxnom 6 points7 points ago

RUN AWWAAAAY!

[–]DrBob666 2 points3 points ago

That's no ordinary Rabbit!

[–]Lucetola 2 points3 points ago

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! He'll do you up a treat, mate.

[–]ladygroove 2 points3 points ago

oh shit, bunny got into the bath salts.

[–]goaliekid1830 2 points3 points ago

Monty Python

[–]bigmill 2 points3 points ago

Monty Python rabbit!

[–]rolontloss 2 points3 points ago

[–]bejahu 2 points3 points ago

With big SHARP POINTY TEETH!!!

[–]Spacemonkie4207 2 points3 points ago

Bring on the Monty Python references!

[–]WhatIfItWereTrue 2 points3 points ago

Why did I read the title as "So my friend gave her rabbit her cherry . . ."