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[–]NaughtyDreadz 28 points29 points ago

kassab?

[–]BMarais 15 points16 points ago

Context: the men in the picture is Gilberto Kassab, mayor of São Paulo, the biggest city in Brazil and one of the biggest in the world (7th, with 11 million people). He's running for re-election this year, but he's very unpopular

[–]porracaralho 5 points6 points ago

also known as the Max Payne 3 scenery

Kassab is on his second mandate, he can't be elected for a third, he'll leave us alone now

[–]violynce 3 points4 points ago

His last measure was to forbid the NGO's in downtown São Paulo to feed the homeless people who live nearby. That is because, according to him, they would make the neighborhood dirty by leaving food around. So, let's just forbid people from feeding the poor.

[–]NaughtyDreadz 7 points8 points ago

lol... cuz we all know how clean downtown SP is...

[–]skkew 4 points5 points ago

that was disgusting.

[–]cartola 0 points1 point ago

He can't run for re-election this year, he's on his second mandate already. The first one was a shortened mandate because he came on as vice-mayor with the former mayor resigning, but due to the time Kassab spent as interim mayor it is considered a full one.

[–]guerillatwang 38 points39 points ago

[–]kraven420[S] 93 points94 points ago

[–]Seven_sins_Greed 26 points27 points ago

Oh this is just great. Now OP gets the link and the comment karma bombs.

There are rules, man!

[–]Seven_Sins_Lust 9 points10 points ago

INSIDE JOB

[–]Greg636 2 points3 points ago

So... when are the other five deadly sins gonna show up?

[–]Spr09 2 points3 points ago

I don't know, let's ask fullmetal.

[–]guerillatwang 0 points1 point ago

Why yes sir, I believe you are.

[–]arksien 6 points7 points ago

R. Kelly's dog?

[–]mamajamerson 0 points1 point ago

I was confident this reference would be here. But how has no one made a reference to getting pissfaced? I'm disappointed in all of you.

[–]classicaliberal 15 points16 points ago

Holy crap, they have hipsters in Brazil too!

[–]arup02 6 points7 points ago

Hah, way more than you think. Just a quick walk in downtown São Paulo and you can spot hundreds of them.

[–]johnnybigoode 3 points4 points ago

don't diss hipsters. i own a hipster bar in augusta.

[–]Alenonimo 1 point2 points ago

You're smart. I wish I had their money too. :P

[–]dissapointedorikface 3 points4 points ago

Everyone in the background is on the phone. Except for the guy in the very back getting his picture taken.

[–]AlphaRedditor 2 points3 points ago

Yet another reason why it's never safe to pass out in a gutter after drinking in Brazil.

[–]HARDwithSTYLEZ 2 points3 points ago

Love the face the dog is making.

[–]facetiousfish 2 points3 points ago

That poor dog, you're embarrassing him.

[–]1trull2many 2 points3 points ago

Meanwhile in Brazil: HIPSTERS!!!

[–]Unfeared 9 points10 points ago

huehuehue dog es #1

[–]Alenonimo 6 points7 points ago

Why are you speaking spanish?

[–]TheVlad 3 points4 points ago

BR?

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 1 point2 points ago

Love the look on the dog's eyes.

[–]svenniola 1 point2 points ago

never seen a politician or public figure who´s mouth would not serve better as a dogs toilet than their current job is.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Was it hard for anyone else to make out the dogs shape? Fucking Picasso dog.

[–]CounterLogic000 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else thought it was Chael Sonnen for a second?

[–]maileykaye 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one to notice that almost everyone in the background is on their phone?

[–]GreyareaWalker 1 point2 points ago

Bear Grylls would be proud

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile, ass.

[–]Horvaticus 1 point2 points ago

Huehuehuehuehue

[–]Alenonimo 2 points3 points ago

That's… a colored laugh I guess…

Never saw people laughing like that here on Brazil though. People here usually is too lazy to type anything with 3 letters. You should expect more "kkkkk" or "rsrsrs".

[–]Peuned 0 points1 point ago

You doin gods work, dawg. Keep it up n ready.

[–]Spants23 0 points1 point ago

There's my Robert, Always peeing on people

[–]dosatl 0 points1 point ago

A pisser right in the kisser.

[–]Haikus3n531 0 points1 point ago

Nasal spray.

[–]pilotoatomico 0 points1 point ago

Ah man I thought Brazil was hipster free.

[–]Alenonimo 0 points1 point ago

We're not that lucky.

[–]spartan4333 0 points1 point ago

I read the title in the announcer's voice from the Super Friends.

[–]ihavetheworstluck 0 points1 point ago

I totally thought that was gonna be chael sonnen.. UFC 148!

[–]kiskiliskis 0 points1 point ago

When you see it! dude top right.

[–]tswaves 0 points1 point ago

The dog probaly thought it was a hole I think

[–]Fellstrike 0 points1 point ago

Glad to see Joe Pesci is still getting work, even if it is just in Brazil.

[–]ShinyPichu 0 points1 point ago

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE DUG ES NÚMERO UNO

[–]Alenonimo 0 points1 point ago

O quê?

[–]surfnaked 0 points1 point ago

That is the political statement of the year. So far. Should be Romney's picture though.

[–]Frogtown 0 points1 point ago

He's just doing his.......dooty.

[–]ntldrbackburn 0 points1 point ago

And this is how I feel at the dentist when they spray crap into my mouth.

[–]chupacabra1 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to 'shop Romney into the picture.

[–]roarklaughed 0 points1 point ago

this was last night on the minhocao right? I remember seeing that cutout, but not the dog peeing...

[–]littlequeso 0 points1 point ago

Is this r kelly's dog?

[–]JonConstantly 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile at a party last week. Yeah it was a bummer.

[–]LordRekrus 0 points1 point ago

For a second I was wondering why a dog was pissing in Michael Schumacher's mouth.

[–]waxedstrong -3 points-2 points ago

Ninguém merece

[–]Alenonimo 0 points1 point ago

Sei não… afinal, é o Gilberto Kassab.

[–]trigzo -4 points-3 points ago

Hipsters have made it to brazil.

[–]Kieo 1 point2 points ago

Now I've lost my homeland too! Noooooooo!

[–]Alenonimo 0 points1 point ago

What? Are you saying you liked your homeland before it was cool? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Kieo 1 point2 points ago

Nooooooo, I've been one of them all along

[–]WalterWhite_Jr -1 points0 points ago

I thought for sure someone would have said something about ingesting urine and a certain TV personality but I don't see it... wait whats that top Imgur link.. never mind. Reddit never fails to impress!

[–]SparklepireBETCH -1 points0 points ago

I originally thought there were large bullet holes covering the lower half of his face. Took me a minute.

[–]HockeyRockz1414 -1 points0 points ago

[–]MayonnaiseMan -2 points-1 points ago

Golden Retriever = Golden Retriever Shower

[–]BeaverManiac -5 points-4 points ago

I was thinking it was going to be a picture of how awful Brazilians are at video games...

[–]Alenonimo 2 points3 points ago

What videogames? "Free to play" ones, right? Because the bad players are what you would call "slum people", who bought their computers pretty cheap in 60 soft installments or outright smuggled from Paraguay and have absolutely no knowledge of english language… or manners. They're the ones who are asking "BR? BR?" on the servers.

People like me can actually spend money on games and have a much better time playing with users without bothering anyone though. As long as you don't mix with the riff-raff, you're good.

[–]victim_of_the_insane 2 points3 points ago

Man, you're now tagged as "Brasileiro Fodão".